has just opened, and Lan Li has already been named twice, so frequently, not only because Lan Li is the absolute focus, but also because Lan Li and Allen have a very close personal relationship.

Alan stared at the camera lens, waited for the laughter to subside, and then continued, "Don't blame me, the reason why I moved out of the Blue Ceremony-Hall ...... in the opening stage" There was applause and whistles for the third time in a row, and Alan nodded, as if to say: Look, "That's because tonight's show is broadcast live worldwide, and I really can't find a common language other than Blue Ceremony, and I have to do this in order to keep the audience in front of the TV, right, I have to do it." ”

The audience applauded thunderously, and there were coaxes, whistles and screams, so it was not lively.

The camera camera immediately focused on Lan Li, and Alan also introduced in a timely manner, "Everyone: Lan Li-Hall." ”

Lan Li, who once again became the focus of attention, faced the camera, showed a decent smile, gently bowed his head, and then looked at the camera calmly and generously, ......showing his demeanor; There was a little problem, the camera lens never moved away, and it kept locking on Lan Li, and over time, the smile began to stiffen, and Alan on the stage did not interrupt the camera lens.

If Lan Li didn't understand that this was Allen's prank at this time, then he wouldn't be Lan Li.

"Poof. But in the end, Lan Li still couldn't hold back, he couldn't help laughing, without hiding it, not embarrassed, he looked at the camera like this, the smile overflowed from the corners of his mouth and eyes, revealing a neat and white tooth, and the full warm smile made every audience in front of the TV couldn't help but smile.

Alan was satisfied at this time, "Whew, the director has been shouting frantically in my ear: what to do, what to do, what to do, we all thought that things were going to freeze here." Alan also admitted that it was a prank, and his colorful words made the guests laugh.

"Here, for the global audience watching the awards ceremony, these two days in Los Angeles have been really difficult...... It's raining here. ”

The audience burst into laughter. On the one hand, it is self-deprecating that it never rains in Los Angeles, and on the other hand, it is a joke that the world is in a state of countless crises, and the only thing Hollywood has to worry about is rain.

"But we're all fine. Alan pressed down with both hands and made a long breath, "Before the red carpet officially kicked off today, the heavy rain finally stopped. Thank you for your prayers!"

Allen's footsteps came to the center of the stage, and two simple sentences as a warm-up were enough, and now it was time to enter the official opening stage.

"It's an honour to be back, I was on this stage seven years ago and I was so happy to be invited to come back and host in such a short period of time. Amid the applause and encouragement of the audience, Allen continued, "Things are changing really fast, the last time I hosted, Cate Blanchett was nominated, Meryl Streep was nominated, Martin Scorsese was nominated, and this year is really 'different'. ”

All three of these names have won nominations again tonight.

Alan paused, "Oh, I'm sorry, Leo. ”

This time, it was Leonardo DiCaprio who was in the spotlight, and the audience applauded again - seven years ago, Leonardo was nominated for Best Actor with "Blood Diamond", and seven years later, "The Wolf of Wall Street" was unfortunately absent.

"Of course, there are some first-time nominees tonight, with Bruce Dunn winning the nomination with 'Nebraska' at the age of eighty-three, the oldest nominee in Oscar history at the moment. The guests at the scene showed their respect with applause, and Allen paused, took two steps in the direction of Bruce, and said loudly, "I'm telling you that your performance is very good, acting, movie." ”

This is clearly a joke about the "eighty-three-year-old" meme, and even Bruce himself can't help but laugh.

"What? Not the first nomination?" Alan was stunned - in fact, Bruce had already won a nomination for "Honor" back in 1979, "Oh no!" Allen stared at the audience blankly, and in the midst of the laughter of the audience, she directly ignored Bruce and turned away, and the laughter was even louder.

In addition, Lupita Nyong'o also won the nomination for the first time. Allen went on to say, "Her performance in '12 Years a Slave' was fantastic, she was from Kenya and she was a Kenyan. At the same time, Bahad Abdi also won his nomination for the first time for his outstanding performance in 'Captain Phillips', a Somali native from Somalia. So he must know a lot about red wine, and that's really amazing. ”

The Somali pronunciation is very close to that of Sommelier, which is Allen's joke. The laughter at the scene could not be stopped.

"The real Captain Phillips came to our scene tonight, and the real Philomena was also there. Allen went on to introduce the real-life archetypes of the two Best Picture nominees, "I guess the only one absent from the scene would have been Levine Davis, and I'm a little curious about how his folk career is going." ”

As he spoke, Alan also made a thoughtful sad expression, and then the director immediately put a close-up of Lan Li on the big screen, creating a stark contrast.

Meryl, who was sitting next to her, was completely happy, and the laughter at the scene continued.

Facing the close-up of the camera, Lan Li shrugged his shoulders slightly, frowned slightly, drooped the corners of his mouth, lowered his eyes, and posed as if he was in deep thought, as if he was aware of the camera, the corners of his eyes were slightly raised, his eyes glanced towards the camera, and then the smile on the corner of his mouth faintly raised slightly, and then in a flash, he fell back into his own thoughts.

It's all about Levian-Davis reappearing.

"God, I really, really like the song 'Five Hundred Miles.' Allen took advantage of the situation to make up for it - "500 Miles" is not a song that Levine sings in the movie.

Immediately after that, you can see that Lan Li frowned slightly, raised the corners of her eyes again, and said with her mouth, "Get out!" Although it is a foul mouth, because it is not spoken, it is just a lip shape, and the audience is left to their imagination, and the TV station does not need to block the picture or silence the sound, which also creates the greatest effect.

Even Alfonso, who was sitting in the back row, couldn't help but give a round of applause, and his smile completely bloomed.

Although there was no rehearsal in advance, the tacit understanding between Allen and Lan Li successfully collided with sparks, which made the atmosphere of the opening immediately begin to boil.

"Tonight's theme is 'Heroes in Hollywood.'" Allen returned to normalcy and continued his opening words, "Now more than ever, we need heroes, people all over the world are suffering, and movies provide a brief escape from reality, movies enlighten us, I'm not saying that movies are the most important thing in the world, because as we all know, the most important thing in the world is youth." ”

Laugh again.

"The most important things in the world are love, friendship and affection. If a person doesn't have these things, then ......," Allen hesitated for a moment, "then he would generally go into Hollywood showbiz. ”

The audience laughed.

"We're just a super scary family. Alan continued, "I want to say, I love you, you're all talented, and I'm serious. Also, I think you're all winners, you should think you're winners, not everyone, but you're winners. ”

The camera lens is once again focused on Leonardo.

Leonardo couldn't help but hold his forehead: Who is he provoking whom?

"You might say, Alan, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, you've been chosen as the host, and this is the highest award at the Oscars. After saying that, Alan began to fold his hands to himself, "Thank you, thank you for the compliment, thank you." Such self-praise succeeded in winning a laugh again.

"But let's focus on you tonight. I did a little bit of research to host the show, and tonight's nominees have made a total of 1,400 films, God, 1,400, that's a huge staggering number, but you've only been in college for six years. ”

Allen's pause heated up the atmosphere, and everyone clapped and laughed, "All of those four years are from Lan Li Hale alone." Allen mended the knife, and the laughter completely erupted like a volcanic eruption, "I'm just kidding, kids, go to school, don't drop out, I promise these actors all went to college, Amy Adams, you went to college, right?"

Amy, who was in the spotlight, shook her head shyly.

"No?" Allen's facial features wrinkled, "Well, who cares." You're a great actor and tonight you nominated two productions, that's really ...... Well, I think about it, selfish. Alan nodded, and added meaningfully, "It's like the Blue Lane Hall and Meryl Streep who can never be shaken off." ”

Hilarious, collective hilarious.

"I really think this year's nominees are very special, and one of them is 'she'. Alan continued to dominate the field, "This 'she', I mean Meryl Streep. "Meryl has won a total of eighteen Oscar nominations, which may sound like a good look, but in fact, you should calculate it carefully, from head to toe plus costumes, it costs hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend the ceremony, in short, Meryl can afford so many nominations is really amazing, because nominations are really too expensive." ”

Even Lan Li couldn't help but laugh and turned to Meryl to give her own applause.

"So, should we make a bet in Las Vegas: when will Lan Li Hall go bankrupt because he has attended too many award ceremonies?" Allen's genius successfully detonated the laughter of the audience, and Lan Li, who was still paying tribute to Meryl just now, instantly became the object of the audience's tribute.

Allen still looked like a grimace, "The nominees I mentioned look like competitors, but each of you is amazing, and I don't want you to think it's a competition, it's a celebration." But...... What are you kidding? The Oscars are really a Hunger Games, I mean: cameras are everywhere, every one of you is hungry, and then Jennifer Lawrence won last year, and it's not The Hunger Games or what?"

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