Chapter 11: Restoration as Before
"Why don't you go to the hospital to take a look, it's not fun if something goes wrong with the caterpillar, that thing is small, but it's a wishful golden hoop stick, but it's related to your future "happiness"!"
"I'm just studying medicine, going to the chicken feather hospital?" Wu Lang snatched the ice pack and put it all in his underwear.
"Is it really okay?" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang suspiciously.
"It's okay, it's just a fork, it should be fine for a while. Wu Lang's lips turned blue, he kept trembling, and shook his head.
"I'll go, that thing will still be angry, you won't be a hernia, right?" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang, his big eyes lit up.
"Hernia, your uncle's anger! I'm a fork of gas! It's when I was running the internal qi, I accidentally got stuck. Wu Lang scolded.
"it, Xiao Langlang, when did you learn this rare skill? Why doesn't the fat man know? Teach me?"
After listening to Wu Lang's words, Yin Fat Man was taken aback, and hurriedly squatted down, holding Wu Lang's thighs with both hands, and looked at him with longing eyes.
"You go out and wait first, and by the way, bring me a bowl of porridge, and I'll talk about it later!" Wu Lang looked at Yin Fat Man with disgust and said.
"No problem, the slave master ordered, let's go and bring you porridge. ”
After Yin Fatzi finished speaking, he stood up with a fat and strong body, turned his head, turned around, ran downstairs, picked up a bowl of blood swallow black chicken porridge from the dining table, opened the refrigerator again, took out a transparent glass bottle from it, put a lot of white powder into the porridge, stirred it with a spoon, and went straight upstairs.
Yin Yuting looked at his actions in surprise, and suddenly didn't know what she thought, lowered her head, bit her lower lip, and her expression revealed a sense of shyness.
"Master Lang, the little one brought you blood swallow black chicken porridge, you can drink it while it's hot!" Yin Fat Man bowed down, held the bowl in both hands, and handed it to Wu Lang.
After Wu Lang took it, he took a big gulp, wiped his mouth with his arm after drinking, and said, "Damn, this is the first time in my life that I sit on the toilet lid to eat, it's really grassy!" After speaking, he shook his head.
"Everything has a first experience, no matter what happens in life, the first time is the most unforgettable, deep memory, I hope this beautiful memory can stay in your mind forever, inadvertently recall, still sigh and remember!" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang sincerely.
"Fatty, don't let me scold you, wait outside!" Wu Lang glanced at the fat man.
"Wow, the little one will disappear from your eyes in no time. After speaking, Yin Fat Man bowed and exited the bathroom, turned around and walked out.
"Oh, by the way, Xiao Langlang, I put a lot of top-grade American ginseng powder in the porridge you just drank, just to make up for you!" Yin Fat walked to the door, turned his head and said.
"Make up for your uncle's legs! You damn fat man, you are bent on playing tricks, you are messing with Lang Ye, hurry up and get out!" After Wu Lang listened to Yin Fatzi's words, he was stunned for a moment, and then he jumped like thunder and yelled.
Wow...... Ga...... Ga...... Ga...... Ga......
Yin Fat Man gloated and patted his big belly, looked up and smiled, closed the door with his hand, and strode downstairs.
Wu Lang looked down at the five ice packs, three of which had been melted away by his body temperature, but there was still no effect, the second brother still didn't droop down, he couldn't help but be a little restless, threw the remaining two ice packs into the sink, took a cold shower, walked out of the bathroom, lay down on the bed, closed his eyes and pondered......
Last night, the palm-sized, pale yellow paper began with the words: This scripture is of extraordinary significance, and those who can understand can heal the body and heal the body and cure diseases.
At first, I didn't care about the words written above, thinking that those were all nonsense and fooling words of the ancients. But after the abnormal condition of his body this morning, he changed his previous views and began to believe what was written above. These things are left to me by my father, who is my biological father, and he will never fool and deceive his own flesh and blood. Now that my body is like this, don't say go out, I don't dare to go downstairs. The most important thing in front of you is to let your good brother calm down and leisurely and resume his daily work!
After Wu Lang finished thinking, his eyes were slightly closed, his body was in a large shape, he lay flat on the bed very casually, and then adjusted his breathing rate, and slowly inhaled and exhaled according to the words memorized in his mind, and inhaled and inhaled into his throat......
Time was passing rapidly minute by minute, and after a long time, Wu Lang slowly opened his eyes, feeling that his mental state was exceptionally good, and then subconsciously touched his good brother with his hand, his eyes lit up, his face was full of surprise, and he couldn't help muttering to himself......
"Wu Lang is here to thank and worship the gods and Buddhas, the Mother of Heaven and Earth, the compassion of my Buddha, Amitabha Buddha, the blessing of Amitayus, the Holy Father, the Holy Son, the Holy Spirit, the Virgin Mary, Amen!"
"Xiao Langlang, what the hell are you talking nonsense about?"
Wu Lang was frightened, sat up suddenly, turned his head, and saw that Yin Fat was lying on the rocking chair on the balcony, swaying back and forth, looking at him with a smile.
"Fatty, you're going to die! Come in and don't say a word, what do you want to do?"
"I don't want to do it, I'm not sexually interested in you. I'm afraid that something will happen to you, I just came in, I saw that you were sleeping soundly on the bed, and the fat man was waiting on the side!" Yin Fat looked at Wu Lang, shook his head again and again, and laughed.
Wu Lang immediately looked at him coldly with the eyes of the king's contempt.
"Xiao Langlang, don't you have to look at people so affectionately! No kidding, let's get down to business, what's going on with your body?" Yin Fat Man still laughed, walked over, sat on the bed, and looked at Wu Lang.
Wu Lang lowered his head and pondered for a while, then slowly raised his head, frowned slightly, and said, "I can't figure out the ins and outs of the whole thing now, and I will definitely tell you when I have the progress of my eyebrows!"
Fat Yin looked at Wu Lang, nodded, put his arm around his shoulder, and said, "It's okay if you're fine, nothing else matters." ”
Wu Lang immediately nodded and said with a smile: "Fatty, don't have such a serious expression, I'm not used to it, I always feel that you haven't held back any good fart, and you want to spoof me!"
"Xiao Langlang, I think the fat man is so bad, it's so bad! Why are you thinking so darkly? Go, it's noon, go downstairs to eat first!" Yin Fat then returned to his usual grinning appearance.
The two immediately hooked their shoulders, exchanged ears, and came to the restaurant downstairs.
"Tingting, the dishes you cook are really getting better and better, I don't have to say anything about the appearance, let alone the taste!"
Wu Lang gulped down the food on the table and praised Yin Yuting.
"It's delicious, then eat more, you drank a bowl of porridge in the morning, and you were hungry. Yin Yuting looked at Wu Lang and said with a smile.
"Hmm" ...... "Hmm"......
Wu Lang lowered his head and ate the sea, and promised repeatedly.
Yin Yuting silently looked at Wu Lang's gobbling up, she didn't know what she remembered, her eyes were shining in the autumn water, and she couldn't help biting her lower lip gently, and on her pretty face, a morning glow slowly rose.
"Tingting, why do you look like a lover, do you like Xiao Langlang?"
"What nonsense are you talking about, you want to pull your ears again, don't you? Hurry up and eat!" Yin Yuting glared at Yin Fatzi fiercely.
Yin Fat Man gritted his teeth and smiled, and hurriedly lowered his head and ate it.
Wu Lang didn't seem to hear the questions and answers of the brother and sister, and continued to eat by himself.