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"Say I'm dirty, who doesn't have to be dirty in their hearts!"

"You...... You kid is really sharp-toothed, this king is too lazy to quarrel with you!" Zhu Liu blew his beard and glared.

Here, Yang Tang and Zhu Liu were whispering at each other, and over there, the two young men who stood out from the crowd of shriveled chickens were staring at each other unpleasantly.

I have to say that although the Jin Wangfu does not worry about eating and drinking, teenagers between the ages of thirteen and nineteen (some develop early and some develop late) are easy to grow their bodies, and the strength of their bones changes almost three times a day, so some teenagers always look skinny, which is not to say that he doesn't eat enough, but the body's transformation of nutrition is faster.

And if the muscles on the body gradually fall, just like the two teenagers who don't like each other now, although they don't say that the tendons and flesh of the whole body are formed, but the muscles are also formed, in other words, the bone frame of these two teenagers will basically not grow any longer.

Fortunately, among the two teenagers, the slight one also looks like one meter seven, three, seven, four, and the height is close to one meter eight, even if the height does not increase, it is enough, but these two guys are not used to seeing each other, and they can anger each other when they speak.

"Let's go!" Zhu Liu urged beside him.

Yang Tang waved his hand and said, "I'm not busy...... Those bunched boys seem to be a little interesting!", he said, gesturing to the two muscular boys who stood out from the crowd.

Seeing Yang Tang say this, Zhu Liu also paused, and at the same time summoned one of the maids behind him: "Xiaoxi, wait for what those bastards say, you use lip reading to translate." ”

"The servant obeys!"

At this time, it was finally the turn of the tall muscular boy to go to the comprehensive physical examination table. The shorter muscular boy and a few of his skinny henchmen all looked at the boy on the examination table with no shade in their eyes.

Two or three minutes passed in a flash, maybe it was a little hairy, and the muscular boy on the physical examination table finally couldn't help but start complaining: "I said that my body is fine, and there is nothing that needs to be checked." He repeated this sentence back and forth several times, and the short muscular boy in the audience couldn't help but complain: "That's because I'm nineteen this year, you're two years younger than me, only seventeen, and you can't do anything before you reach the legal age!" Several of his followers nodded one after another, and said, "We are all eighteen too!"

Xiao Xi's face was strange, and he almost finished translating the above words at the same time beside Zhu Liu. After Zhu Liu listened, his eyes bulged like goldfish, and he wanted to rush over to educate these nephews who knew how to be cranky if they didn't learn well all day long, but he was held back by Yang Tang, who was snickering: "Hey~~ Children are joking, what do you want to go up for?"

"This, this is too unusual!" Zhu Liu was so angry that he blew his beard.

"Let's go!" This time it was Yang Tang's turn to persuade Zhu Liu, so he took his hand and walked to the other side of the round cave door.

But at this time, the sound of shouting and killing sounded in the courtyard, Yang Tang and Zhu Liu immediately turned around, and happened to see a group of seventeen-year-old muscular teenagers' irons and nineteen-year-old muscular teenagers' followers colliding together, fighting separately and scuffling together, and the remaining neutral teenagers were clapping in a circle, cheering!

Seeing this scene, Zhu Liu's eyes widened in anger, and he immediately shouted: "Left and right!"

"The subordinates are here!" Soon, four palace guards appeared from the nearby forest, walked to the distance from Zhu Liuzhang, and bowed one after another.

Zhu Liu ordered: "You guys, ......"

"Lord Wang!" Master Liao, who was following the team, suddenly spoke.

"Speak!"

"Lord Wang, the old man thinks that although those boys are wrong, they do not lose their blood, if they let the guards subdue them, I am afraid that it will leave a shadow in their hearts!"

Zhu Liu raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "Then what do you say?"

Master Liao was smart enough not to make a sound, but just glanced at Yang Tang with a strong eye.

At first, Yang Tang didn't care too much, but when he felt bad and wanted to stop him, Zhu Liu had already taken the first step and looked at him pitifully and said, "Yang boy, you are eighteen or nineteen years old, go up and teach them a lesson, you should do this king a favor?"

"Not good!" Yang Tang shook his head.

"Why?"

Yang Tang snorted: "My parents still have to retire in the capital, understand?"

Zhu Liu thought about it for a while, and then understood what Yang Tang was worried about. After all, these squishy little bastards in the yard, if they retaliate against the tricksters, they will not prioritize, if they can't get Yang Tang at that time, but they will sprinkle their anger on Yang's father and Yang's mother, maybe Yang Tang and the entire Jin Wangfu will turn their faces.

But what Yang Tang is worried about is just the opposite of Zhu Liu, the last attack on Yang's father and Yang's mother in Xiyun Square has proved that Ruan Qingyi's long-range protection is quite in place, if he teaches these little rabbits in the courtyard a lesson now, and the little rabbits are not convinced, when the time comes, I am afraid that Zhu Liu's direct family will go to find their own parents' stubble, I am afraid that they will be shot in the head by Ruan Qingyi at the first time, and the guards of the direct line will also be killed, in this way, at least five lives, whether it is on his head Yang Tang or the Jin Wangfu is to blame, this is indeed a headache！

In the final analysis, Yang Tang and Zhu Liu have known each other for a long time, not counting the poems, books, watches and property that the two gave each other, he has long regarded Lao Zhutou as a big brother who can chat and gossip, so some things, especially the other party's housework, can be mixed up and it is best not to mix.

It is said that Yang Tang and Zhu Liu are just friends who can chat, even if they quarrel between brothers, the eldest brother and the sister-in-law, it is not good for the younger brother to be a peacemaker in the middle, and it is safer to have a neighbor who has a close relationship but is not very clear about the contradictions between the brother and sister-in-law.

It's common sense.

Only those who have really experienced similar events can understand the three flavors.

Yang Tang once went to persuade a college classmate's wife as an outsider and a friend, precisely because he didn't know the rights and wrongs between the college classmate and his wife, and some of the things he said, even if they were too biased, people could still listen to them;

This is the situation that Yang Tang is facing at present, so Zhu Liu's eyes pleaded with him, but he was indifferent and pushed the matter back to Zhu Liu.

In desperation, Zhu Liu could only wave his hand and ordered: "The left and right guards, surround this king, don't need to capture, let them fight, see what kind of fame they can play!"

After the words fell, the four palace guards had already rushed into the round cave door, and soon stood in the four directions of southeast, south, northwest, and west, and stood motionless there, just staring at the half-sized children smashing and kicking each other in the circle, and they were in a mess!

However, soon a doctor who pulled the frame discovered the existence of the palace guards, and then some boys who played soy sauce in the crowd also discovered the existence of the guards, so the whole scene gradually stopped. As Zhu Liu came to the side of the circle, a two-and-a-half-sized boy stood with his hands down, silent, and didn't dare to let a fart go!

"Keep fighting, why don't you fight?" Zhu Liu roared on the spot, "Don't say anything, don't answer the king's question, hehe, it's all long, right?"

"What else do you say, I'm nineteen, you're only seventeen, and you haven't done anything! Since he hasn't done it, and you have done it, then what have you done to popularize it to everyone's face? If you can't say it clearly, you can stand on the stone table over there and demonstrate, how about it?"

As soon as these words came out, the heads of the bastards present were lowered, not that they recognized their mistakes, but that most of them were gloating but didn't want Zhu Liu to find out that they were snickering. Only the short muscular boy who provoked the tall muscular boy before had a bitter look on his face, and he almost knelt down and begged for mercy on the spot.

Seeing that the rabbit cubs were silent, Zhu Liu really couldn't be reluctant to deal with these bastards because of such a trivial matter just now, so he had to kick the ball to Yang Tang, who found out about today's incident: "Yang boy, these guys actually gathered to fight during the physical examination, what do you say should be done?"

Hearing this, Yang Tang was stunned, and before he could speak, he found that all the eyes of all the half-sized children were projected on his face, which was called a spotlight, and he almost burned on the spot.

Seeing that all the boys were staring at him, his eyes were full of threats, and he didn't mean to be afraid at all, Yang Tang was a little annoyed, and said in his heart, why are you staring at me?

"Lord Wang, the kid has a good proposal, I'm afraid you don't want to listen to ......"

"Oh~~ What a proposal, let's hear it!"

"It's simple, since these bastards like to fight so much, let's let them fight enough. Yang Tang talked eloquently, "Let a few big brothers of the guards come to the front, but all the boys who participated in the melee just now come up one by one to lead the fight, and each of them will be beaten by any of the guards three times, and this matter will be settled!"

As soon as this proposal came out, many half-sized children showed joy on their faces, after all, the Praetorian Guard's shot can be light or heavy, and taking these three punches is just a formality for most people!

Sure enough, King Jin also thought of this, and hesitated: "Only three punches, will it be a little less?"

"Of course not!" Yang Tang smiled evilly, "If you think that three punches are not enough to punish these bastard boys, then why don't you get a small conveyor machine like this, adjust the height of the conveyor belt, let the conveyor belt be about one meter away from the head of these half-sized children, and then let these boys pass in front of the conveyor belt one by one, and each of them enjoy three bricks, what do you think?"

Zhu Liu was speechless when he heard this.

The gang of bastards below are even more stunned, this, this...... Can this guy think of such a poisonous trick? Who the hell is this?

"Lord Wang, don't worry, the bricks fall from a height of one meter, and they can't kill people, at most they are seriously injured and fractured, and they have a great concussion, and there is nothing else. ”

Fractures, serious injuries, concussions...... Is there anything else? You think we weren't punished enough and want to kill us, right?

Zhu Liu's face was also embarrassed, he looked at Yang Tang and said, "Yang boy, use bricks to draw, this ...... It's over, right?" A hint of cunning flashed in his faint old eyes.

Yang Tang was slightly stunned, and then his heart was shocked: Damn, don't look at yourself as a human being in two lives, but you are still played by Zhu Liu's old miscellaneous skin, if he directly rejects my vicious suggestion after a while, and punish these half-sized sons for standing in a military posture or something, these boys must not be grateful to Dade! At that time, the wicked person in their eyes will become me Yang Tang, and even his parents may be affected by the pond fish, even if there is Ruan Qingyi's protection, he will not suffer any physical harm, but if he is attacked one after another, this old man will not be able to stand it psychologically! When the time comes, I have to beg Zhu Liu, and it will be easy for the Jin Mansion to trap me, a talented person!

Thinking about these things in a flash, Yang Tang raised his eyes and saw the corners of Zhu Liu's mouth smiling, and was about to come out of the crowd and announce something, he immediately made a decision, grabbed his head and shouted: "Lord Wang, slow down, the kid still has a few words to say!"

Zhu Liu frowned slightly, but he still said as generously as before: "Please speak." ”

"Lord, although my punishment proposal just now is heavy, but this is all for the sake of the descendants of your house, if there is anything inappropriate, you can put it forward directly to me, instead of issuing another royal decree and ordering multiple doors, if that situation really occurs, I have to start first, boy, I have to start first, let you, the juniors, taste the taste of a hundred days of broken muscles and bones, and by the way maintain the reputation of the prince, how about it?"

Hearing Yang Tang's words, and looking at his eager expression, Zhu Liu's face changed slightly, and he froze in place, not knowing how to answer for a while!

Seeing this, Master Liao, who was standing on the side, came out of the crowd and shouted at Yang Tang: "Yang boy, you are presumptuous, what does the prince want to do, do you need a cloth to teach?"

"You are bold!" Yang Tang is not the kind of person who will speak politely after receiving the other party's seal, he reprimanded Master Liao with the same demeanor as the second junior of the training shop, "I am asking the prince for benefits, the prince has not yet spoken, you jumped out to talk, could it be that you have already had the intention of trespassing?"

When Master Liao heard this, his face changed drastically, and he fell to the ground with a plop, prostrate at Zhu Liu's feet, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Don't dare!"

Zhu Liu wanted to help Master Liao get up, his mouth moved slightly, and he seemed to want to say a few words of comfort, Yang Tang saw this, and took the first step to go crazy: "The prince is still kind and generous to an old man, how can he bear to punish his nephew in the next generation?

"Understood!"

"Ming ......"

"Got it. ”

"Okay, let's start quickly, die early and be reincarnated!"

"Then you might as well go to the bricks, you will definitely be reincarnated. ”

"That's not necessarily, in case half of you die and become an idiot, don't you defecate like a dog in the future!"

"Still imagine a dog, don't dream, at most pull it directly in the crotch of your pants......"

A bunch of rabbit cubs talked more and more vigorously, and the more they talked about the building, the more crooked they became, and finally pulled themselves to the dogs, what a group of wonderful!

Yang Tang listened to their nonsense there, and did not stop it, but secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then squinted at Zhu Liu.

It happened that Zhu Liu was also looking at him: "What are you looking at me?"

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