Qin Hao subconsciously covered his crotch: "I said sister, why do you want to step on my egg!"

"Well, I didn't say I was going to step on it, haven't I been exempted from punishment? ”

Bi Fang's grinning tone hid infinite joy.

Qin Hao was even more speechless: "I said sister, I don't seem to have done anything recently, right? Why do you want to step on the egg to punish me!"

"Well, can't you step on it if you don't commit a crime? The old lady has acted all her life, so why do you need to ask your opinion......"

"Okay, Bifang Tianzun spares ...... life"

Qin Hao could only admit it. He had heard a saying before, "Don't reason with a woman, because a woman is the truth." ”

Of course, this is just a love sentence, but at this moment, it has a wake-up call effect on Qin Hao.

Reasoning with a female tyrannosaurus?

doesn't exist, for the sake of the balls, you can still admit it.

"Hee-hee, the young man is very good, for the sake of your very good face, I will give you a little surprise next time. ”

"A little surprise?"

Qin Hao's eyes widened, his mouth turned out, and he was so surprised: "I said, sister, what kind of surprise is it, can you reveal it?"

"No, how can it be a surprise if it is revealed!"

Bi Fang's tone was quite mysterious: "You can rest assured, anyway, it will make you so cool that you can't breathe at that time." ”

Too cool to breathe?

Just thinking about it, Qin Hao's face began to blush and his ears were dry, and some hormones were rising rapidly, and he felt shortness of breath.

"Sister, I can't breathe anymore, what should I do?"

Bifang grinned and said, "Then you come now, the old lady promises not to deal with you." ”

Gollum.

Qin Hao heard the sound of the throat apple, which turned out to be made by himself.

I'm also a sports hero, how can I bend my waist for a woman?

Although this woman has big breasts, long legs, a hot body, a good mouth, and is full of all kinds of charming qualities......

However, do you want my Night Emperor to take the initiative to go over?

You can still think about it.

Qin Hao smirked, and was about to find an excuse to go to Bi Fang's house to "eat supper", but how did he know that Bi Fang changed the topic: "Do you have a sister named Qin Ling?"

Groov!

Qin Hao was shocked, and subconsciously said, "Why are you asking this?"

Another attribute of a female tyrannosaurus rex is that she is jealous.

Now, she took the initiative to mention another woman, although her tone was normal, although this woman was still her own sister.

However, the ghost knows if there is a monstrous vinegar hidden under her calm words!

"Can't you ask?"

Bi Fang's voice was a little bad: "Actually, I met your sister. ”

"When!"

Qin Hao grabbed his head, his face full of horror.

The skillful and quiet sister already has a tendency to develop towards a fat house, if she has been communicating with Bifang for a long time.

Isn't it going to become a fat house that is so irritable that he wants to step on eggs at every turn?

Totally unbelievable!

"Well, we met online just before. ”

Speaking of this, Bi Fang had a topic and began to talk about it: "Do you know that before you ran, those Internet blackspots hacked you to the ground, if it weren't for the old lady who swore to defend you, you would have become a clown who was spurned by others!"

Of course, Qin Hao knows about the violence of the Internet, once upon a time he trained day and night, and the only way to entertain was to surf the Internet.

So, in order to vent the pain and resentment of practicing, he also turned into a member of the keyboard warriors, and really scolded a group of masters of war of words at home and abroad.

At that time, it was also such an opportunity to meet the fat man.

Of course, Qin Hao would not tell Bifang about this unbearable past, not even any outsider.

After all, the word troll is really a bit embarrassing for the Night Emperor.

"So that's the case, it seems that Fangfang has the potential to be a troll......

"Phew! the old lady is not a troll, the old lady is everyone's best girl, and she is not forced to do this by that group of fools!"

Bi Fang's voice was full of pride: "Anyway, now my sister and I are friends. If you dare to desert and open a small stove in the future, hum, the consequences will be very serious!"

There was a little chill under his crotch, and Qin Hao couldn't help but howl: "Sister, we are not husband and wife, you are too dark like this!"

Bi Fang was not angry, and shouted proudly: "Since that time, you are the person that the old lady must have, and you don't want to escape in this life!"

It seems that Xixi was present, and the female tyrannosaurus was still more elegant, and changed "sleep" to "um".

However, Xixi is a big ghost, and muttered beside him: "Brother don't sleep for my sister, she grinds her teeth at night......"

“……”

When Qin Hao was holding the microphone and his face was messy, Bi Fang's voice came: "Stinky girl, my sister has hurt you for so many years, and you actually say bad things about my sister!

"Hmph, who told my sister to grab Xixi's phone, obviously Xixi called Brother Hao first!"

"Oh, it's just a phone call, next time my sister will buy you ten!"

"Don't, I just want Brother Hao to buy the phone!"

While the two sisters were playing Wencun, Qin Hao was thinking about whether to hang up the phone and run away, and as soon as the phone changed, Bi Fang asked, "By the way, is that Yueba Fat Mansion your friend?"

Qin Hao smiled: "Hey, that guy is my good brother, you can find him if you have trouble on the Internet in the future." ”

But in my heart, I secretly sighed at the wonder of fate.

Overnight, Bi Fang met the important relatives and friends in her life, doesn't it indicate that the female tyrannosaurus also belongs to her own people?

"Well, that's good. He can find out a person's address in an instant, so he must be a very good hacker. ”

Hearing Bi Fang say this, Qin Hao thought she was praising people, so he patted his chest and said proudly: "Of course, you can call my brother 'fat', as long as he is there, nothing cannot be found!"

"Hmm, wouldn't it be convenient for me to find you in the future?"

Bi Fang suddenly laughed evilly, and her voice became vicious: "In the future, you pay attention to my image, if you attract bees and butterflies outside, my fat brother is not a vegetarian!"

"What? The fat man will be your brother?"

Qin Hao's face was colorless, and he was stupid and couldn't speak.

With the gentle personality of a fat man, wouldn't he be eaten to death by a beautiful woman?

With the help of this dead fat house, I am afraid that my future will really be monitored.

Depend on!

Qin Hao burst into a loud cry in his heart, and secretly said that he would have to give a stern explanation to the fat man.

lest you face the blow of Bifang in the future.

"Okay Fangfang, I'm on the street now, it's not convenient to chat, let's talk later. ”

The situation was urgent, and Qin Hao could only make excuses.

"Okay, this girl is looking at me 'viciously' now, and I have to return the phone. ”

As soon as Bi Fang's voice fell, Xi Xi shouted: "It's not fair, Brother Hao has been talking to my sister for so long, I haven't said enough!"

Qin Hao could only chat with the little angel for a while before hanging up the phone.

(End of chapter)