Chapter 029: How can I be miserable

"Five!" said the girl.

Jiang Wenqian couldn't hide her disappointment, five people can also call the group? Mai Xiaoji smiled evilly and asked, "How many trumpets do you have inside?"

In fact, I used to pull in dozens of them, alas, fire prevention, thieves, and girlfriends, she publicly said that I was a psychopath, and some people believed it, and then many people quit the group. The girl said again.

Looking a little excited, I couldn't help but take precautions, Mai Xiaoji pulled Jiang Wenqian and left, and the girl asked in the back, "Are you going to see the waterfall, I can be a tour guide for free!"

"Oh, just sit down, you'll be gone in a while, you go get busy!" McXiaoji urged.

"I'm not busy!"

"Then pull people into the ginger fan group, when will it be over 100, let the big star reward a T-shirt with an avatar!"

The girl was stunned for a moment, then jumped up happily, waved her little hand and said goodbye and ran away, presumably in a hurry to go back and rebuild the group. Jiang Wenqian was very dissatisfied and muttered, "Why do you despise my fans so much?"

"I think there's something wrong with her here, she's crazy. Mai Xiaoji pointed to his head and said.

"Then your goals are too few, and hundreds of people are easy to build. ”

"I haven't heard of it, it's been retired in less than half of it, break a hundred, go dream!"

The trail winds up, but the two chose to go up the mountain along the wide, flat riverbank, where schools of small fish can be seen in the clear water. Mai Xiaoji looked up at the scenery as he walked, and suddenly his back was cold, and when he turned his head, it was Jiang Wenqian who was splashing him with water, and the giggling laughter spread in the rippling water.

When she was a child, Jiang Wenqian often did this, and she liked to see Mai Xiaoji being bullied.

"Believe it or not, I'm kicking you down?" McEgie deliberately threatened.

"There's something you can do to kick me off from there. ”

Jiang Wenqian pointed in front of him, and there was a waterfall not far away, the sound of the water was rumbling, the water mist was swirling, and it was also a little imposing. Along the steps of a narrow mountain road on the right, there is the glass plank road that Taiping Mountain has vigorously promoted, and from this angle, it is dozens of meters long, which is not as good as imagined.

Poof!

Then there was a burst of laughter, and a man on the opposite side somehow fell into the water, the river was so cool that the man screamed several times in succession, making several passers-by laugh.

The river was not deep, but the * fell and got up and fell again, and staggered and fluttered in the water, cursing and swearing, which caused the laughter to be louder.

"Haha, it's funny, this time the ticket fee has been paid!"

When Jiang Wenqian saw it, she also laughed, turned her head but couldn't see Mai Xiaoji, looked around, but found that he was running towards a pontoon bridge quickly, she was very puzzled, and shouted loudly: "Xiaoji, why are you going?"

Mai Xiaoji didn't reply, he ran faster, he found that the man who fell into the water was a drunk, and he was not lightly drunk, and the tourists who were watching the excitement had already gone away, and if he didn't get it right, this drunk would be drowned.

Running to the opposite side, Mai Xiaoji took off all his clothes and shoes, went into the water with pants, groped his way to the drunk, and pulled him up from the water.

Poof, a mouthful of water sprayed on Mai Xiaoji's face, still pungent with alcohol, and he couldn't help but scold, "Damn, you deserve to be drowned!"

"Don't, don't pull me!" The drunkard panted and pushed Mai Xiaoji hard, this person is nearly one meter nine tall, and his weight is one pound per centimeter on average, Mai Xiaoji is not his opponent, one staggered back two steps, almost squatted in the water to wet his pants, suppressed the anger, and said: "Look there, there are beautiful women!"

"Where is it?" The drunk squinted his eyes and actually cried, "That's not my baby, she doesn't want me anymore, she ran away with someone else, I'm so easy to be infatuated, I spent more than 30,000 yuan on her, this shameless girl, ran away with my money!"

Hehe, Mai Xiaoji smiled disdainfully, and hugged the shoulder of the drunk man who was still sitting in the water, "Big brother, how can you be miserable with me, I was deceived by a woman for tens of millions, and she threatens to beat me every day." ”

"You're worse than me!" brother, where is that woman? I'll help you cut her, nothing else, but you still have the strength of your arms!" said the drunkard with red eyes.

"There!" Mai Xiaoji casually pointed at Jiang Wenqian, who was chasing after him, and quickly retracted his fingers again, and struggled to hold down the drunk who was really about to rush over, and saw that he was going to fight, Jiang Wenqian was not a child, and said: "At the bottom of the mountain, the one with a big mouth and a big cake face is it!"

"Leave it to me!"

The drunk man was very righteous, jumped out of the water with a breath, rubbed ashore, and almost knocked Jiang Wenqian, who couldn't dodge, into the air, and ran down the mountain with a shaking.

"Hey, your clothes are still wet!" Jiang Wenqian reminded angrily.

"What should I do, there's nothing for sale here?" The drunk borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, he really didn't drink less, and he was stunned.

"Take it off, and it will dry in the sun in a while. ”

"Great idea!"

As soon as the drunk man took off his wet clothes, he threw them in place and ran naked, when two mountain patrol staff found him, shouting and picking up the wet clothes and chasing after him.

Hahaha, Mai Xiaoji laughed, "Qianqian, this is your mistake, you are too vindictive." ”

"Hmph, it's your turn next. ”

Jiang Wenqian smiled evilly, carrying Mai Xiaoji's clothes and hanging them by the water, which frightened him at this time, and begged for mercy with a smile, "Qianqian, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I am afraid that he will drown when I say this." ”

Alas, Jiang Wenqian sighed, "How can you say that you are good, others don't care about him, what if he is relied upon?"

"Hehe, why don't you watch a good show?"

"Come up quickly!"

A few people were taking a group photo at the waterfall, Jiang Wenqian remembered the glass plank road, and the two only stopped for half a minute, and then hurried up the mountain.

Oh, there was a yawning administrator, who didn't even bother to say anything when he saw the two of them, and pointed to a plastic bucket in front of him, and needed to change his shoe covers.

"Is there a one-time one?" Jiang Wenqian asked with a frown.

The administrator shook his head, and Jiang Wenqian protested: "That's too unhygienic, so many people have passed through, who knows if there is any disease?"

The administrator simply didn't look at her, looking like she couldn't wear it, and she couldn't come if she loved it.

"What can be the disease through the shoes, I've already put it on, and I'm waiting for you on the other side." Mai Xiaoji couldn't wait to step onto the glass plank road, wanting to try the effect of electronic induction. As a result, I was disappointed, just a stone-like image appeared, which was neither thrilling nor exciting.

"Xiaoji, come and help me!"

Jiang Wenqian walked less than a meter, and then leaned on the rock inside in a half-squat, her face was defeated, and her voice changed.

What a small guts!

Mai Xiaoji is not afraid of heights, the last time he jumped off the building, he sat on the edge of the roof of the unobstructed Xiangyou Building for an hour, he suddenly smiled, thought about it, walked slowly towards Jiang Wenqian, and stopped his hand, "Good girl, what is there to be afraid of, it's only a few dozen meters high here." ”

"You can fall to your death if you fall!"

"Then you close your eyes and I'll hold you. ”

Mai Xiaoji seemed to be gentle and considerate, Jiang Wenqian really closed her eyes and moved forward step by step.