After eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, the people are either playing cards, or on the way to play cards, the four leaders are naturally not exempt from vulgarity, the large living room of the city lord's mansion has long been smoky, more than a dozen tables are either playing mahjong or throwing poker, men and women gather together to shout loudly, and those who can't gamble are singing and dancing in the side hall.

"Haha~ I touched myself again......"

Li Shirong shot out a chicken, Commander Gong, who was sitting on the opposite door of her, instantly broke out in a cold sweat, and Sha Daji and Zhang Mang's faces were also the same as eating dead flies, but Xia Buer, who was watching the battle, was overjoyed, he had just almost lost Gushan City, but Li Shirong immediately turned the tables against the wind after replacing him.

"Hurry up and serve the fruit, your wife has won so much money, and you won't give us the fruit......"

Zhang Mang rolled his eyes at Xia Buer, Sha Daji also changed into Xiao Daji angrily, Xia Buer happily ran to let the maid serve the fruit, and playing cards with Li Shirong They are simply looking for death, Li Shirong did not graduate from elementary school and mixed up in the casino, often beating Feng Momo and a few of them with a bare ass.

"Master, you're so good, you're so accurate......"

There was a sudden exclamation of admiration in the side hall, Xia Buer turned his head in wonder, only to see that the big taro was wearing a golden dragon pattern Tai Chi suit, twisting a string of shiny bracelets in his hand, and was reading palmistry to a large group of little daughters-in-law and big girls, and a few men were also full of excitement inside.

"Big Taro ......"

Xia Buer walked towards the side hall with a strange face, but Li Xuezhu pulled him aside, and asked in disbelief: "Who did the big taro learn from to look at, he even knows that I have a younger brother who died young, my mother has never told outsiders about this, I just confirmed it with her!"

"Isn't it......?

Xia Buer grabbed the back of his head in disbelief, and after Li Xuezhu nodded, he said suspiciously: "Big Taro picked up a fortune-telling book in the mountain village, and then followed the devil to read it all day long, and went to tell fortunes and look at people when he had nothing to do, but I always thought that the book was nonsense!"

"I think he really has researched a little way, otherwise how can he bluff so many people......"

Li Xuezhu looked back at the side hall, the big taro was sitting in a precarious position and really had the demeanor of a master, Xia Buer had to walk over and call him out, but the big taro actually took the initiative to lead him to the bedroom on the third floor, and when he entered the door, he smiled evilly: "This fateful person, do you also want to find a fortune teller in this seat?"

Xia Buer closed the door and said disdainfully: "I'm bah~ I don't know how many catties and taels you have, it must be Jiang Huizi who carefully studied their information and made an analysis report and handed it to you, if not, I will immediately strip naked and crawl all over the ground!"

The big taro leaned against the wall and said: "Keiko did give me everyone's analysis report, but you have already read the report, does it say that Li Zhonghui was raped, has Sha Daji and her sister been married, and was Su Tong a big fat man before?"

"What? Su Tong used to be a big fat man, how the hell did you know......

Xia Buer confused him, but the big taro said proudly: "Three points are destined, seven points depend on blindness, the book I picked up also said, looking at the other party's personality and his physical condition, but character often determines fate, and a short-tempered person can't make a big deal!"

"That's a good thing, I think it's similar to psychology......"

Xia Buer nodded approvingly, but the big taro said: "But there are also some magical things, such as cutting off the palm of the child and grandchildren, in order to determine its authenticity, I deliberately went to the hospital to find someone to compare, all people who have been diagnosed with infertility have this kind of palmistry, so I am fascinated by this line!"

"What about me?"

Xia Buer stretched out his hands curiously, and the big taro said: "Under the little thumb of your right hand, above the emotional line, are there a few staggered tic-tac-toe patterns, go back and look at other people's, as long as it is a mutant man, this kind of pattern will appear, this is the broken child and grandson pattern, if you don't have your left hand, it is not congenital!"

"Damn......!

Xia Buer was finally shocked, but the big taro sighed: "Alas~ It would be strange if you didn't, the biggest flaw of mutants is that they can't have children, otherwise how good it would be to be a mutant, now you don't suspect that I have a bad brain, you can't believe in feng shui physiognomy, but you can't believe it either!"

"Isn't it Keiko's idea that you made it like this......"

Xia Buer looked his master suit up and down, but the big taro said: "This is the mastery of the mixed world taught to me by my godfather, he used to be the master abbot, and the shuffler was also brainwashed by him with faith, and I held back for so long to show my real skills, just to be a blockbuster and implement the first step of my god-making plan!"

"What kind of god ...... to make a god?"

Xia Buer suddenly felt that this dead fat man was a little unfathomable, and the big taro said: "Do you know why our country is not allowed to make ghost movies, because there are too many fools, what you shoot they believe in, and I am ready to continue your master's path and shape you into an invincible god of war, I myself am the reincarnation of the one!"

"You can't even understand anything, and you still want to brainwash people, I think you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie......"

Xia Buer looked at him with tears and laughter, but the big taro said disdainfully: "Can Sun Monkey go to Xitian without Zhu Bajie, can your master survive until now without my godfather, the relationship between the two of them is that Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, they have achieved each other, and they are indispensable, you don't understand this truth?"

"Nima, you've only been a master for a few minutes, why do you seem to have suddenly opened your mind, and I'm very uncomfortable......

Xia Buer scratched his scalp and was dizzy for a while, but the big taro said with a straight face: "In two days, the two of us will go to the front line together, and while observing the movements of the corpse clan, I will build momentum for you, and I will let everyone know that you are the invincible Buddha of heaven, and I am your Zhu Bajie, no, I am the reincarnation of the golden cicada!"

"You rabbit cub still dare to say that it was your idea, and you memorized the wrong words......"

Xia Buji grabbed him in shame, and the big taro finally sneered: "I don't work hard to marry Keiko home, everyone is laughing at her behind her back, and she has found a boyfriend who can only eat and wait for death, but I can swear, this plan is really my idea, but Keiko helped me improve it!"

"Master, are you there...... Master?"

Suddenly, there was a soft call outside the door, and this voice was Commander Gong's mistress Li Zhonghui, but the big taro hurriedly pushed Xia Buer into the toilet, and said with a smile: "This girl is superstitious, you hide here to see how I fool her, hehe~"

"Don't mess with her, something will happen......"

Xia Buer hurriedly wanted to pull him back, but the big taro ran to open the door, Xia Buer had to cover the toilet door and leave a crack, and then saw Li Zhonghui bite his lip and walked in, the big taro pushed the door seriously and said: "I said you are going to break the fortune tonight, lose miserably!"

"Well, I've lost a lot, and I don't dare to tell the commander......"

Li Zhonghui nodded pitifully, then followed the big taro to the sofa, and said in a low voice: "Master! The commander doesn't know that I have been violated, I only said that you calculated the sacrifice day of my relatives, please don't tell him, it is really not easy for me to get to this point, I still have a family to raise!"

The big taro sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette, and sneered: "Family, everything you can do is killed by you, I am embarrassed to say in front of Commander Gong, you are so hard that you kill the king of Yama, whoever sleeps with you is unlucky, the family you said is afraid that it is a wild seed outside!"

"Master, don't say it, my life is so miserable......"

Li Zhonghui actually knelt in front of him with a "poof", and said bitterly: "I have been violated by two men, the second is my former leader, he is powerful and powerful, I dare not speak out, he forced me to give birth after I became pregnant, I only dare to ...... I only dare to tell the commander that the child belongs to my sister!"

"Alas~ I saw it earlier, you grew up poor and suffered when you were young, it's really pitiful......"

The big taro suddenly stood up with a shocked face, took out a demon-slaying pestle from his pocket, held it in his hand, pointed to the empty door of the room and said in an exclamation: "Li Zhonghui! How many immoral things have you done, do you know how many unjust souls have followed you in, five! A family of five!"

"Ahh......h

Li Zhonghui suddenly crawled behind him and trembled violently, his pale face might faint at any time, but the big taro took out a piece of yellow paper and lit it with his shaking hand, but he didn't use any auxiliary tools, and then threw it at the door and shouted: "The evil spirit is gone!

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

The door suddenly shook violently, and the chandelier in the room exploded with a "bang", and the frightened Li Zhonghui screamed directly under his crotch, but Xia Buer in the toilet rolled his eyes, no wonder the dead fat man took the initiative to bring him here, it turned out that he was ready to set Li Zhonghui for a long time.

"Oh no! they're going to get on you......"

The big taro took out a small bottle of water and poured it on his forehead, deliberately dripped a few drops on Li Zhonghui's hand, and the frightened Li Zhonghui trembled and cried: "Please let me go, I was also forced by Lao Geng and them, if you don't die, I will die!"

"If you don't get out, I'll let you never be reborn, get out of ......"

The big taro screamed angrily and smashed out the demon pestle, and the demon pestle nailed to the door with a bang, and a gust of wind immediately blew in from the window, and the curtains and sheets kept swaying, and the big taro also collapsed on the sofa, panting and said: "They are temporarily retreating, you hurry up and get out, I was almost killed by you!"

"No, master, you save me, you save me......"

Li Zhonghui actually lay on the ground and kowtowed to him a few times, so the big taro acted as a question: "Sister, in fact, this seat is more than one hundred and twenty years old, it's not that I don't want to help you, but Xia Bu'er is about to go on a journey, I have to save my strength to help him, if it weren't for this seat to change his life against the sky, can you become the king of summer when he is young?"

"Master, it doesn't matter to King Summer, I'm a miserable person, save me......"

Li Zhonghui was already completely frightened, and the big taro sighed with an unbearable face: "Alas~ You are too much like my first love, it's just that!

"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master, for saving your life......"

Li Zhonghui kowtowed excitedly, and the big taro stood up and said: "You kneel down facing the east, take off these worldly burdens on your body, remember! You can't keep a ring, and finally bow three times sincerely, and chant that the Taiyi Immortal Master will help me achieve a golden body that is not bad, and this seat will open the light for you, understand?"

"Understood! Disciple understood......

Li Zhonghui actually began to pick up her clothes without hesitation, and all the jewels on her body were removed, and when she was about to strip naked, Xia Buer couldn't stand it anymore, and quietly opened the door and walked out, he has completely seen the power of superstition today, Li Zhonghui is such a shrewd woman, she can be fooled into a brain by a big taro.