Chapter 136: Men's Bathroom
Zhang Yuhan was pulled into the men's bathroom in the early morning, and his heart jumped, he couldn't be doing anything to himself, right? Just about to ask something, he suddenly heard a strange sound coming from the partition, as if he was undressing.
"Huh?" Zhang Yuhan was stunned, what was going on inside?
Ling Chen naturally noticed this situation, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, he gently pulled open the partition next to him, flashed in directly, and then made a 'come in' mouth shape to Zhang Yuhan.
Zhang Yuhan hesitated for a moment, and ran into the partition, and in the early morning, he closed the door casually, and the sound of the next door became louder, and from time to time there was a kiss of 'let's da'.
"They're ......" Zhang Yuhan's eyes widened, could this be the legendary bathroom battle?!
Ling Chen nodded and lip-synched: "Well, that's my enemy, I'll find an opportunity to scare them to death in a while!"
"Enemy?who?" Zhang Yuhan's face was a little red, although she is usually hot and willful, bold and reckless, but for this kind of thing between men and women, at most, she only looks at the small movie that starts with the A-word, when has she eavesdropped on the live broadcast?
"Shhhh
"Little, do you miss me?" a man's panting voice sounded.
"Yes, I miss you so much~" A female voice that was so tired that it gave people goosebumps sounded.
"Hey, little, I knew you could come tonight!"
"Don't call people a little girl!"
"I don't even wear underwear, what is it if I don't even wear a little?" burst out of laughter.
"I, I'm not here for convenience. ”
"Hmph, I guess you want to catch a few rich bosses, right? Since you met me, it's mine tonight, do you hear?"
"Of course, you have to be good, ah, ah, it hurts people~" The voice was accompanied by a moan, which was high and low, a little tempting.
"Here, change your posture~"
"Oh, do you like this pose?"
"Yes, haha, how many producers and directors have you slept with before you practiced this posture? The night before yesterday, I also watched the TV series you played, and she was the female number three!"
"Alas, there is no way, the little girl is not covered, it would be good to be able to play a female number three~ Brother, don't you know Director Chen? Why don't you say hello or cover me?"
"Serve me first!"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh......"
There is such a humming and chirping sound from next door, the woman's identity is exposed, it seems that she is a third-rate female star, she comes to the business reception to fish for the rich and powerful, and then sell her body to find a chance to take the position!
"It's shameless!" Zhang Yuhan listened to the voice next door, his face flushed.
The identity of the woman was also a bit unexpected in the early morning, but he didn't care, anyway, whoever was next door was unlucky!
"I, let's go out. Zhang Yuhan really didn't want to stay longer, although she was a little curious, how those two did such a thing in this small space, but it still made her embarrassed to be eavesdropping with a man.
Originally, I only paid attention to the next door in the early morning, listened to Zhang Yuhan's words, looked down, and couldn't help but be stunned~ A pretty face, like red makeup, indescribably shy and seductive! In those big eyes, there are shyness, curiosity, and apprehension......
"You, what do you think I'm doing~" Zhang Yuhan saw that he was staring at himself without blinking in the early morning, and his heart was a little weak, he wouldn't be like listening to the next door, and he would be furious, right?
Seeing Zhang Yuhan shrink back in the early morning, not only was it funny, but he also thought that this girl had always been not afraid of heaven and earth! He raised his hand, hooked Zhang Yuhan's chin with two fingers, looked at her pink and flawless face, and showed a wicked smile.
"No ......"
"Aren't you going to learn martial arts with me? Let the master check your body first to see if you are a good seedling for learning martial arts?" Ling Chen put away a wicked smile, lowered his voice, and said seriously.
Check your body? Zhang Yuhan was stunned, here, his ears were full of gasps and moans from the next door, did he really want to check whether he was a good seedling for martial arts, or did he want to take advantage of himself?
"What, don't you want to? Then forget it!" Ling Chen deliberately lowered his face, but in fact, he had already laughed in his heart: "Whoever learns martial arts, doesn't he have to touch his bones?"
"What, how do you touch it?" asked Zhang Yuhan weakly.
"That's it......" Ling Chen said, a hand pressed on Zhang Yuhan's arm, the tentacles were smooth and delicate, making his heart flutter.
Zhang Yuhan's body trembled, it was not that she had no contact with boys, but now the atmosphere was too weird, which made her quite uncomfortable, but fortunately, he just touched his arm, it seems that he should not want to take advantage of himself.
Ling Chen kneaded his arm a few times, pretended to nod his head, as if he was very satisfied, and then slid his hand upwards and pinched her shoulder, sometimes frowning, sometimes shaking his head, which made Zhang Yuhan very nervous, is he not suitable for martial arts training?
The weather is hot, there are few clothes, plus the space in the partition is small, the temperature is rising, and the two are so close, listening to the wheezing and humming next door, everyone has a little reaction.
Especially in the early morning, he was already stimulated a lot today, and the smooth and soft touch came from his hands, which made him very shamefully hard! If he wore jeans, it would be okay, but now he is wearing a set of soft trousers, and a large piece of hard thing protrudes and is pressed against Zhang Yuhan's thigh.
"What......" Zhang Yuhan just said a word, suddenly realized something, and his face turned even redder, this guy wants to play hooligan?
"Ahem, natural reaction, sorry sorry. "I'm a little embarrassed in the early morning, try to pout my ass back, and prepare to continue the bone-touching operation to the end!
"Hooligan~" Zhang Yuhan is usually bold, after all, she is also a girl, and she now feels a little weak in her whole body.
Ling Chen lowered his head a few times and glanced at the large-scale softness on Zhang Yuhan's chest, and hesitated in his heart, should I touch it too? However, I really haven't heard of it, touching the bones and touching this place, and this girl is obviously not a master who is easy to deceive, if she really touches it, I'm afraid there will be trouble!
"You, where are you looking~" Zhang Yuhan noticed Ling Chen's gaze, and his heart jumped: "You, if you dare to play hooligan, I will tell Xiaoxi!"
"I ......" Ling Chen was speechless, didn't tell you Lao Tzu, tell Xiao Xi what's going on?" "That, don't get me wrong, I just want to see if you are a genius in martial arts, after I touched my bones, I barely qualified!"
"Hmph~" Zhang Yuhan pursed his lips and muttered in his heart, he obviously wanted to take advantage, but he said it so high-soundingly, this girl is too shameless!
If Ling Chen knew Zhang Yuhan's thoughts, it is estimated that he would have to go up to the ground, the current girls are all ghostly, and it is not easy to fool them!
Ling Chen withdrew his hand, although the atmosphere was ambiguous, but he came to the bathroom, not to have something to do with Zhang Yuhan, but to toss the pair of dogs and men next door.
"Let's go out first!" Ling Chen heard that the battle next door was getting more and more intense, as if he could withdraw his troops at any time, and he didn't dare to drag it out any longer.
"Good. Zhang Yuhan's legs are a little weak, in her heart, she has already labeled Ling Ling as 'Master of Color', but she doesn't care too much, as long as she can teach herself the real thing, even if in the process of teaching, take advantage of herself, then she can endure it!
Ling Chen and Zhang Yuhan walked out of the partition room, he looked around a few times, and suddenly his eyes fell on the bucket at the door of the cleaning room, and there was still half a bucket of muddy water in it.
"Hehe, since you're having such a good time, then I'll put out the fire for you!" Ling Chen smiled evilly and pointed to the plastic bucket.
Zhang Yuhan also showed a wicked smile, nodded, and gave a thumbs up: "I want it!"
"Wait, add some more ingredients!" Thinking of what happened just now, just pouring some dirty water is obviously too cheap for that bastard, at least let him drink some of his own urine!
"What?"
"Turn around. ”
"What?"
"You don't do the math. After saying it in the early morning, he began to untie his belt in front of Zhang Yuhan, obviously to pee.
"You ......" Zhang Yuhan hurriedly turned her head, only to hear the sound of 'bang-la-la' water, which made her quite embarrassed, but she was also a little curious, I don't know how big this color master's place is?
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuhan couldn't help but turn his head slightly, and glanced at it from the corner of his eye, well, one more glance, another glance...... Damn it, I didn't see anything!
Ling Chen lifted his pants, then picked up the dirty bucket, came to the outside of the partition, listened to the sound of the battle inside, and raised his feet suddenly.
With a 'bang', the door of the partition shook a few times and did not open, and the wheezing and moaning insides turned into screams, and a pair of dog men and women were obviously frightened!
Ling Chen deliberately didn't kick the door open, only to see him jump up with a dirty bucket of more than 30 catties, and then poured the dirty water into it from the top of the partition, like a nine-day waterfall, pouring it in.
"Ahh
"Master, real master!" Zhang Yuhan's eyes were full of little stars, how could an ordinary person jump so high with a bucket of more than 30 catties? The whole action was done in one go, it was so fucking handsome!
I can imagine the miserable appearance of the pair of dog men and women in the early morning, especially in the process of that fierce battle, after this fright, it is difficult not to leave a shadow, it is estimated that Wang Kui will have to change his name to Wang Impotence in the future!
That's right, the person who pulled the female star battle in the partition was none other than Wang Kui, who was playing yin and stumbling just now! It's good now, the retribution is so fast, he was directly yin in the early morning, and he also drank urine!
In the partition, the smooth Wang Kui and the female star shivered, although the weather was hot, but a bucket of cold water poured down, the taste was still unpleasant! Especially the water was still dark and noisy, not to mention how embarrassed! The most important thing was that their clothes were all soaked, and they couldn't leave the bathroom at all!
"Who is it!" Wang Kui spat out a mouthful of black water, his face was gloomy and terrifying, and he gritted his teeth, and his little brother was also so frightened that he pulled back, and he was so weak that he probably couldn't stand up again.
Outside the bathroom, Ling Chen and Zhang Yuhan both laughed happily, bad people have their own bad people to grind, and if you treat a person like Wang Kui, you have to be even more bad!
I noticed it in the early hours of the morning just now, so many flies surrounded it, all of them were secretly done by Wang Kui! Shenma gentleman revenge, ten years is not too late, bullshit, he usually has revenge on the spot, don't have to wait ten years!
"It's so fun, haha!" When Zhang Yuhan had laughed enough, he suddenly found that his hand was still being pulled by Ling Chen, thinking of the ambiguity in the partition just now, he hurriedly pulled out his hand, and felt a little panicked.