Chapter 785: It's a Foul Shot!
Drunk Okay, as soon as Bai Huang returned home, he was inexplicably scolded by Mu Qianlian and Chu Li in turn, and he didn't know what the two girls were angry about.
And even if he was angry, Mu Qianlian's girlfriend would have no problem venting with him, but Chu Li's chick was also involved, and they really treated him as a punching bag.
If it goes on like this, what is the status of his male host?
Where is the majesty of the host?
What is the domineering of the male host?
Taking out a bottle of Sprite from the refrigerator, Bai Huang walked out of the kitchen.
Later, Bai Huang stood in front of the sofa while drinking Sprite, the hall was now brightly lit, and the two women no longer had any intention of continuing to watch horror movies, they were both at a loss now.
Thinking of what happened just now, Mu Qianlian and Chu Li covered their faces with pillows, not wanting Bai Huang to see what they were like at this moment, it was really not an ordinary shame.
"Two beauties, you were angry with me for some reason, and I must give you a reasonable explanation now, otherwise, I can't guarantee what I will do to you next. Bai Huang spoke.
Removing the pillow slightly, Chu Li puffed up and puffed up and preached there: "Oh, you should pretend that nothing happened just now, please don't continue to ask, can you leave the last little space for me and Li'er." ”
The more abnormal Chu Li's mood is, the more Bai Huang is curious about the truth, what kind of excitement will it be if he can defeat Mu Qianlian and Chu Li's mentality at the same time?
One thing to say, Bai Huang is definitely not the type of person who is particularly curious, but now, it's completely different.....
Knowing that Chu Li was relatively hard-mouthed, Bai Huang stood directly in front of Mu Qianlian and deliberately said in a serious tone: "Li'er, with the relationship between us, you shouldn't hide it from me no matter what, isn't it possible that the boat of love will overturn?"
Hearing Bai Huang's words, Mu Qianlian, who had ruddy cheeks, had slowly moved away from the pillow, and now she was facing Bai Huang, and there was always a little guilt in her eyes, after all, she did slap Bai Huang for no reason just now, and even said that Bai Huang hated something.
"Desolation, in fact, just... Hmm!"
Before he could continue, Chu Li next to him immediately covered Mu Qianlian's mouth, stunned to prevent Mu Qianlian from telling the truth.
Chu Li was sure that if Bai Huang knew the truth, then Bai Huang would definitely lie on the ground with laughter and roll on the ground, and then frantically say some lines about ridicule, completely crushing their self-esteem.
Don't ask why, with Chu Li's understanding of Bai Huang, Bai Huang is a real demon!
It's scary!
"Chu Li, you have to deliberately find fault, right? Bai Huang clenched his fists.
I haven't beaten Chu Li for a long time, I'm afraid Chu Li has forgotten the taste of Wangzai's little steamed buns, in this situation, it is necessary for Bai Huang to let Chu Li recall the fear in his heart, which makes Chu Li tremble.
Seeing that the situation was a little bad, Chu Li was so frightened that he immediately shrank on the edge of the sofa, "Wild... Wild baby, even if you beat me five hundred times tonight, even if you beat me to death tonight, I will never tell any truth, you die, this beauty is not the kind of spineless guy!"
"Oh, yes, what a coincidence, my favorite, that's the guy with backbone!" Bai Huang smiled and stood in front of Chu Li, his reflection directly covered Chu Li, and he stretched out his fist to knock Chu Li's head.
didn't wait for Bai Huang to really knock down, only to hear Chu Li cover his head and immediately shout: "Stop, stop! I said! I said it can't be done yet!"
In order to avoid the pain of skin and flesh, Chu Li had no choice but to temporarily follow Bai Huang's meaning, last time she was beaten by Bai Huang in the room, not to mention how miserable it was, her face with an excellent feel was swollen by Bai Huang, and Bai Huang's wood didn't know what it meant to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.
Proper straight male cancer is in the advanced stage!
"Then hurry up, don't ink. Bai Huang preached.
Extremely aggrieved, Chu Li opened his mouth and replied: "Actually... Actually, the reason why Li'er and I were abnormal just now was because we came to that, it's the girl's one, you know, girls always have a day or two a month when they're in a bad mood, you don't even know this basic common sense, right? ”
On the side, Mu Qianlian was already a little confused by Chu Li's words, Chu Li had to find an excuse for this kind of girl to be more private, she would suddenly drive if she didn't pay attention, and she couldn't keep up with the speed of the car more or less.
After listening to Chu Li's explanation, Bai Huang already had a black face.
His grandmother's, does Chu Li treat him as a fool or what, even if the girl has a day or two every month, how can Mu Qianlian and Chu Li be at the same time, besides, Bai Huang and Mu Qianlian have lived together for so long, is it possible that Mu Qianlian's physical condition is not clear?
Chu Li's lie of not making a draft is really an insult to his IQ!
With an embarrassed smile, Chu Li continued: "Wild baby, I am now in a period of time when my body is weak, you can't do anything to me as a boy, if you accidentally beat me up with any sequelae, then I can only rely on you for the rest of my life, and I will never be separated." ”
"Let's not talk about anything else, I'll send you a few sequelae!" Bai Huang rubbed his hands in front of Chu Li, and his smile was weird.
"Li'er help me!" With a swish, Chu Li immediately rushed behind Mu Qianlian, this was her only protective umbrella.
"Don't be like this, Chu Li will be scared by you. Mu Qianlian opened his mouth to mediate.
"I can let her go, but she has to make it clear what happened just now, why are you two angry with me for no reason when you're in the kitchen. Bai Huang preached.
"It's... That ......" strategically scratched his face, Mu Qianlian didn't know how to choose.
On the one hand, Chu Li is reluctant to give the truth, and on the other hand, Bai Huang has to understand the truth, whenever there is a conflict between these two enemies, Mu Qianlian is always the only rational person, and she is caught in the middle, it is too much of a headache.
"Whew!" took a deep breath, and suddenly, Chu Li sat up straight on the sofa alone.
At this moment, Chu Li no longer regarded Mu Qianlian as an umbrella, but chose to directly confront Bai Huang, which stemmed from her own consciousness.
No matter what, it is impossible for Chu Li to tell the previous troubles, rather than becoming the laughing stock of Bai Huang, then she would rather endure the pain of flesh and skin for a while.
She's not a weak beautiful girl!
"Wild baby, vent your emotions to your heart's content, in the next time, no matter what you do to me, I will never have the slightest resistance, otherwise I will not be worthy of the title of the first beautiful girl in the universe. ”
"Come on, let the storm come harder!"
Chu Li closed her eyes with the emotion of seeing death as if she were at home, she was fully mentally prepared, even if Bai Huang was cruel to herself next, she would definitely be able to endure it silently.
Let's start with it, she doesn't have the so-called masochistic tendencies, everything is for justice!
Chu Li's sudden resoluteness made Bai Huang feel a little surprised for a while, in the past, Chu Li would be soft at every turn, and it was rare to be so resolute, Chu Li on this side did give Bai Huang another feeling, which was quite unusual.
"Ding! Infinite selection system trigger!"
"Option one, give up exploring the truth of the matter, I used to always fight with Chu Li, this time I have to change the way we get along in the past, the so-called take a step back and open the sky, hello, hello, hello, everyone. ”
[Reward: A jar of Baiwei candy, this candy is filled with the taste of a hundred kinds of fruits, each candy is the top dessert, only eating one will make people drunk and dream, and experience the feeling of sublimation]
"Option two, you must let Chu Li tell the truth of the matter, otherwise you will be scolded for no reason in the future, you must not start this way, and the status of the male owner of the family must be maintained. ”
[Reward: A jar of truth or dare candy, but if you eat this candy, no matter what questions the other party asks, the user will tell the truth and cannot hide it in the slightest]
A virtual screen of the system appears.
At this time, Bai Huang's two hands were already on Chu Li's waist, and he had already thought of a way to make Chu Li soften immediately.
"You... What do you want to do, Li'er is next to you, don't mess around. Chu Li was a little nervous, she didn't expect Bai Huang to make such frivolous movements to herself, which surprised her.
And Mu Qianlian was still watching from the side, Bai Huang touched his little waist inexplicably, was he really not afraid that Mu Qianlian would be jealous on the spot?
When the time comes, I don't know how Bai Huang will die!
“!”
Suddenly, the feeling coming from his waist made Chu Li's beautiful eyes widen suddenly.
Immediately after, Chu Li's expression gradually became a little hideous, and his body twisted there, not to mention how strange it was.
"Ahh
"Hahaha!"
Because she couldn't help the feeling coming from her waist, Chu Li laughed loudly, no matter how much she tried to control it, it was in vain.
The reason for this situation was that Bai Huang was tickling Chu Li, he knew that Chu Li was very afraid of itching, this was the best way to force Chu Li to compromise, that is, simple and rude!
"How about it, do you say it or not?" Bai Huang asked.
"No! I don't say it! I don't say it! Hahaha!" Chu Li replied while laughing, his hands twisting the sofa all the time, trying to distract himself.
However, no matter how Chu Li struggled, under the torture of Bai Huang, she could only become a little sheep to be slaughtered, and there was no room for resistance.
After a while, Chu Li laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes, because she really couldn't stand it, she hurriedly grabbed Mu Qianlian's arm on the side, "Help.. Help me! Hurry up and save me, pity!hahaha!"
Seeing Chu Li's uncomfortable appearance, Mu Qianlian always had something unbearable, and the practice of tickling was impossible to prevent at all, not to mention that Chu Li was still very afraid of itching, and was directly controlled by Bai Huang.
"Desolation, you can't be so cruel, you really can't be so cruel. Mu Qianlian stepped forward.
Seeing that Mu Qianlian was ready to come forward to save herself, Chu Li was really moved to cry in her heart, even if she was still laughing in her current state.
All in all, Mu Qianlian is already her only hope!
However, just as Chu Li was thinking so, the next moment the picture that came into his eyes was to directly make Chu Li despair.
Where does Mu Qianlian mean to persuade to stop, she verbally said that Bai Huang's approach was very cruel, and her body was to help Bai Huang tickle Chu Li together, and it was the most difficult position for Chu Li to resist.
Mu Qianlian, who often plays with Chu Li on weekdays, is naturally the sensitive part of Chu Li's waist that knows the most, and everything is under Mu Qianlian's control.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Stop, stop! I say!"
"Hahaha!"
Chu Li, who was about to reach the limit, immediately admitted defeat and begged for mercy, if she continued to laugh, she was afraid that she would never be able to laugh in the future, and she would be laughed at by herself.
Hearing that Chu Li was willing to tell the truth, Bai Huang stopped his tickling movements, and Mu Qianlian, who was in charge of cooperating with Bai Huang, also stopped, although he felt a little guilty about Chu Li, but it was really fun just now, and there was an indescribable fun.
Wiping away his tears, Chu Li finally managed to reluctantly regain his strength, and hurriedly used a pillow to cover his waist, afraid that Bai Huang and Mu Qianlian would do it to him again.
Hey, Chu Li is really tired, she always thought that Mu Qianlian was in the same camp as herself, but at the critical moment, she fell directly to Bai Huang's side, this is the so-called husband and wife are concentric, and the dog food is full.
"Whew!" Exhaling a breath, Chu Li explained to Bai Huang: "Okay, let's tell you directly, the reason why Lian'er and I scolded you in the kitchen just now was because we treated you as a ghost or something dirty, we were watching a horror movie at the time, and you came back quietly, we were really scared by you, so this is a shame Do you know, let us lose face! You are absolutely not allowed to laugh! Did you hear it!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing Option 2 and receiving a reward: a jar of Truth or Dare candy. ”
A system prompt appears.
At this time, Bai Huang didn't care much about the completion of the system task, he had already covered his mouth at the first time and forcibly controlled his emotions.
"Poof! poof......"
The unbearable smile made some sounds gradually come out of Bai Huang's mouth.
One thing to say, Bai Huang is definitely a professional in terms of holding back laughter, after all, he has received special training before, and he will not laugh easily no matter what.
Unless you really can't help it......
"Poof! Hahaha! You two fools! You can be so scared to watch a horror movie!"
"Hahaha! Laughing to death! With your guts, you still watch horror movies! I suggest you watch SpongeBob SquarePants together!"
"Woohoo!"
Bai Huang laughed loudly, he couldn't care about anything else now, anyway, he laughed first.
"Li'er, I want to kill!" Chu Li gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.
"Me too!" Mu Qianlian echoed with a cold face.
"Bang!"
Divided into left and right sides, Mu Qianlian and Chu Li gave Bai Huang a punch together.
Laugh!
Keep laughing!
(End of chapter)