Chapter 380 Slaughtering Pigs and Cooking
"If you look at the width of the road, the deer are excluded first, because the deer are narrow and light, mainly running and jumping, and the ground is difficult to get rid of, so the deer monsters are excluded first!"
"And the rest are pigs and cows! Cattle live in herds, so they run around looking for food! Pigs live in nests, so they occupy four hunts! What do you think the rest of the monsters will look like?"
"Pig!"
Hearing the crazy girl's instinctive quick answer, Lu Yan nodded and said:
"You're a little stupid, but you're much smarter than a pig! It shouldn't be difficult to find a pig, right? Look at this path, you should understand that most creatures habitually obey their instincts and only follow the path they are familiar with! You just follow this path, and soon a pig will appear in front of you! This shouldn't be difficult for you, right?"
"Hmph, don't look down on people!"
After the crazy girl answered Lu Yan angrily, she got up and ran along the real road!
The senior sister who followed behind saw the crazy girl running away at this time, so she turned her head to Lu Yan and said:
"There won't be any problems, right? After all, this little girl is just a war mage, and she doesn't have much combat power! If the demonic beast is too powerful, it will probably cost her her life! You..."
After hearing Senior Sister's question, Lu Yan waved his hand and said:
"No problem! War Mages are no better than before, and after I developed a set of equipment for them, their combat effectiveness is no lower than that of professionals of the same level!"
"If they use their hearts to improve their combat skills, they may be able to surpass those of the same level of warrior professions! However, the war mages are all relatively Buddhist personnel, and they are relatively lazy in most things except for studying the art of command!
Senior Sister was so angry about what Lu Yan said at this moment, and she was a little unhappy in her heart!
But after all, I don't know what kind of effect this equipment has, I don't know things, I don't evaluate them, this is my own code of getting along with others!
Therefore, the senior sister did not ask again about the crazy girl's equipment, but was very interested in Lu Yan's method of analyzing Warcraft, so she asked:
"Why are you researching and analyzing the life of Warcraft?"
"I didn't study these things, I just instinctively knew it after reading too much!"
"Then why do you care about them, you know, even Monster Hunters don't bother to study these things!"
"After all, a tracking spell and a tracing spell can easily find them, so why would you waste your time caring about their lifestyle?"
Lu Yan looked at the senior sister who looked like a curious baby, and said with a smile:
"Heh, I said I didn't have time to study them, and I wasn't in the mood to care about their lifestyle!"
As long as you have seen and understood, you can see their essence at a glance, after all, everything is inseparable!"
"Just like the pig just now, it has left its own clues, as long as it follows the clues and analyzes them!"
"As for your research, I have really studied them with my heart, but not their lifestyle, but their bodies! In short, I will study them carefully where they can eat!"
When the senior sister heard this, she was immediately stunned, as if the things she inquired about were different from what she imagined!
The senior sister wanted to get Lu Yan's Warcraft analysis method, but it was actually because she was very interested in a Warcraft and wanted to surrender to it and sign a pet contract with it!
But the thing in front of him told him that he didn't have any research on the living habits of Warcraft, but only studied the meat on Warcraft and how to eat it!
This is really frustrating!
Just when the two were silent and embarrassed, the crazy girl came over with a monster in the shape of a wild boar!
When Lu Yan saw it, he raised his eyebrows and thought: Good guy, this pig has to have two thousand catties no matter how you look at this figure!
"Girl, okay, it's fast enough!"
"Do you think everyone is like you, handing over equipment to grandmother, cutting corners with equipment, your character in my heart has already ruined you!"
"Hey, crazy girl, you have to talk with your conscience! When did I lose you? You yourself sold a blue magic coin for 10 blue magic coins, and people scolded you because you did something wrong, how can you blame me?"
"Phew! Too lazy to talk to you brute full of nonsense! Hurry up and get me the food! The last time you bought my barbecue machine was broken! How long has it been? It's broken again! What do you say you're not cutting corners?"
"Hey, this machine..."
"I don't want to listen to your crooked explanations! I want barbecue to eat, I want a brand new barbecue machine, the kind I won't pay! Don't talk! Don't don't want to give it, otherwise my aunt and grandmother will not finish with you, the kind that will never die!"
"I... Forget it, here you go!"
At this time, Lu Yan remembered that in order to deceive this little rich woman with a little more things, all the machines he gave her were all manipulated!
Who called himself poor at that time, in order to build this Fata chariot, he could only catch one sheep, and he desperately whipped wool!
Thinking about it, Lu Yan's two storage bags were casually thrown at the crazy girl, and the palm of his hand was lifted up in the air, and the wild boar on the shoulder of the crazy girl flew in the air!
Lu Yan had five fingers, and all the hair of the entire wild boar was pulled out and fell off, and with a hook of his index finger, the whole wild boar was disemboweled, and the blood hung in the air, drawing into a ball!
As soon as the five fingers were combined, the whole wild boar was skinned and cramped, the flesh and bones were separated, and the dirty things in the internal organs were even separated, leaving only a clean stomach!
After throwing the dirty things away and burying them with soil, Lu Yan swirled all the ingredients with clean water to wash away the remaining blood and other dirt, and then let the three bottles of spices fall into the air and fall into the pork offal.
With a wave of the hand, a bucket, a pot and a grill appeared in front of the eyes of the three people! The bones and internal organs were put into a large vat with a small amount of pork and pork skin and stewed with water!
A large amount of pork flew to the barbecue machine, and the remaining snowflake meat was picked out by Lu Yan and fried the pork chops!
The whole process was operated by Lu Yan, and it flowed smoothly as if it were an artistic operation, making the two women stunned to watch all this!
For a while, the alluring aroma filled the surrounding space, making the two female foodies swallow their saliva wildly!
Crazy girl is okay, she knows a little about Lu Yan's cooking skills, so she didn't have much reaction!
But the big sister is different!
At this moment, the senior sister is stupidly staring at the fried pork chops on the flat pan! The thick aroma is stirring her nerves, making her feel that the food she used to eat is not pig food?!
Although the food she had eaten before was not too bad, the bloodshot and stench in the meat disgusted her!
Now that I'm watching other people's cooking, the senior sister has a kind of whether her mother has abused her since she was a child and let her eat those foods that don't taste good!
Or maybe it's the wrong way to open it?
But when I think about what I eat in the tavern and what I eat at the aristocratic banquet, it seems to be no different from the food at home, and I instantly think of the key!
It turns out that this is what he said: the reason why he likes to study the body of Warcraft!
People like to study this now! Can you teach the Lun family?
Just when the senior sister was a nymphomaniac at the pork chops, the crazy girl skillfully pulled out the barbecue from the barbecue!
Then he took out a large handful of iron skewers from the space ring, skewered the barbecue again, ate it by himself, licked his mouth from time to time, nodded, and then took it to the senior sister to share, and said casually:
"Come, Sister Ruomeng, let's eat a little first, otherwise if we eat too much later, our stomachs will be very uncomfortable!
After Lu Yan put the pork chops into his space ring, he opened the lid of the soup bucket, used the space assistant to grab the pig intestines and pig stomachs inside, cut them into pieces in the air, and then threw a handful of mushrooms into the soup, and let the thick soup tumble there!
Then take out a large bucket, pour 1/30 of the dragon's tooth rice, add 1/10 of the pork bone mushroom soup, add water and then cover the lid, open the formation, and let it cook by itself!
Then the ginger, shallots, mushrooms, and pork offal are stir-fried, and after the pot is raised, all the roasted meat and fried food are divided into two large plates! After I have cleaned up my things, I will use the hands of the mage, carrying two buckets of soup and rice, two plates of meat and vegetables, and walking towards the cave!
But before she could take two steps, the crazy girl suddenly ran to Lu Yan and stopped her, opened her mouth and said:
"Wait, Manziyan, you fried those ten big pieces of meat just now, why didn't you put them on the basin?"
Lu Yan hung the corners of his mouth, looked at the crazy girl with big and small eyes, and said:
"What 10 big pieces of meat?
"! I'm staring! You think you're greedy?"
"That's what Lao Tzu used to pick up girls, it's your business!"
"You... I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I shot this pig!"
"You're hitting your own kind?"
"What do you mean?"
"Idiot, what does it have to do with you? Bastard, get out of the way!"
"You... You... Okay, rock barbarian, you remember it for me!"
"Remember!"
After hearing Lu Yan's reply, the crazy girl stomped her feet, turned her head to the senior sister and said:
"Sister Ruomeng, what this bastard has hidden must be the most delicious! Let's grab him together, okay?"
Lu Yan didn't wait for the senior sister to reply, and continued:
"Grab Lao Tzu's things? These pork chops have been included in my talent space, if you have the ability, come and grab them!"
"You... Brute Rock, you are shameless!"
"Chirp, you can bite me!"
"I***..."