Chapter 194: Beat Me to the Kidney
"Shout, dare to do it with Lao Tzu, I beat you and become a turtle bastard. The thief screamed and pounced directly.
A few minutes later.
The thief was lying on the ground panting, the original thick beard became sparse, and Yang Xuan's feet stepped on the thief's face.
"Who is the third pig's head?" asked Yang Xuan expressionlessly.
"I'm me, oh, you tap ......"
"Who is the turtle king bastard?" Yang Xuan continued expressionless.
"I'm me, oh, uncle, you tap ......"
"Who is Lao Tzu?"
"I'm me, oh,, what are you doing? Woo woo woo woo ......"
Yang Xuan withdrew the strength of his feet and said, "I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language, who is Lao Tzu?"
"I'm ...... Oh no, you are, you are Lao Tzu, you are my Lao Tzu......" The thief finally reacted.
Only then did Yang Xuan retract the big foot that stepped on the thief's face.
The thief got up, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he looked at Yang Xuan incredulously, and only asked after a while: ", what kind of cultivation are you, Lao Tzu...... Child, I am already a Venerable cultivator, and I was beaten into a pig's head by you?"
Flutter!
Yang Xuan almost didn't hold back, this thief changed his words quite quickly, and the children all came out.
"Are you going to release the essence doll?" Yang Xuan asked him with deliberately squinting his eyes.
"Release a ball, you lost all your kidneys. The thief muttered quietly.
"Alright, let's go, take me to find something. Yang Xuan said directly.
"Then there's got to be a guy to eat. The thief muttered.
"What kind of guy is eating?" Yang Xuan asked.
"To do our business, you need a compass positioning, and you also need the sky to set the line, the thing you want, I only roughly remember the compass warp and weft, the memory is still a little vague, you may have to find three or four places, no tools, it is impossible. The thief muttered.
Compass Yang Xuan knew, but he didn't know what this heavenly machine was, but this was not the point: "You didn't plan to take me to find something from the beginning?"
Yang Xuan sneered.
"How do I know I can't beat you, isn't this human?" The thief sneered, seeing that Yang Xuan's face was wrong, he hurriedly said: "But I'm sincere now, well, you know." ”
"What is Heavenly Fall?" Yang Xuan asked.
"Dig a hole in the soil, sometimes you have to dig very deep, there is no sense of direction, digging and digging will be deviated, and the heavenly machine can emit a special sound wave, forming a straight line, digging along this straight line, it will not be deviated. Most importantly, he can measure depth. The thief explained, "Without these two things, I wouldn't have been able to find what you're looking for." ”
Yang Xuan was stunned for a moment, ultrasound? high-tech.
He kind of understood what the thief said, which is equivalent to the compass can determine the horizontal axis and the vertical axis on a plane, and the heavenly machine can determine the Z axis, so that any point in space can be determined.
"Where is this thing you said?" Yang Xuan asked.
"Compasses are very common, but they are very rare, and they are not sold at all. Seeing Yang Xuan's brows furrowed, he hurriedly said, "But I have it, but I didn't put it here." ”
"Where?" asked Yang Xuan.
"In the Purple Smoke Country, my secret base. The thief seemed a little embarrassed.
Yang Xuan was slightly stunned, then looked at him with a smile and said, "Xiaohong and Xiaocui are also there?"
The thief smiled, looking like he still knew me.
Yang Xuan thought about it, what the thief said this time should be the truth, it seems that if he wants to find this spirit stone, he must also go to the Purple Smoke Country and then come back.
But this is not a problem, firstly, the distance between the Purple Smoke Country and the Qingxue Country is not too far, and secondly, he is now extremely fast with the sword, even if he takes one person, it will not have any effect, and it will only take four or five days to return, which is nothing.
"Okay, I'll take you back to get something, but don't try to slip around. Yang Xuan said.
The thief smiled: "No, no, how dare I." ”
Yang Xuan ignored him and grabbed him directly, and between the golden light shining under his feet, he had already rushed into the sky.
"Ah~,, I'm afraid of heights......" There was a scream from the sky.
"Shout me to let go again!" Yang Xuan was a little speechless, this thief is simply a living treasure.
"Don't, Lao Tzu, don't dare to let go, I have a kidney deficit. ”
Yang Xuan wanted to give him a slap, what does fear of heights have to do with kidney loss?
The thieves screamed all the way, and they only rested once on the way, but in just two days, they had already entered the territory of the Purple Smoke Country.
Ziyan is a small country, belonging to the vassal state of Qingxue Country, and pays tribute to Qingxue Country on time.
"Where?" Yang Xuan asked.
"Ghost city, fly south. The thief's face was pale, and he almost lost half his life when he flew all the way.
Identifying the direction, Yang Xuan flew forward directly, and in a short time, he arrived at the ghost city.
Fell in a deserted place outside the city, and as soon as he landed, the thief ran to the side and vomited.
After a long time, he finished vomiting, and returned to Yang Xuan's side with a pale face: "I'm thinking about whether to be promoted to the Great Venerable, it's too uncomfortable to fly around like this every day." ”
Yang Xuan sneered: "You can be promoted." ”
After waiting for a few more moments, until the thieves had fully returned to normal, they walked up the official road and headed for the city gate.
As soon as they reached the city gate, they were stopped by the soldiers defending the city.
"Pay the taxes!" a soldier slashed his spear horizontally, domineering.
Yang Xuan and the thief were both stunned, they had never heard of it, which country had pedestrians to pay taxes when they entered the city?
"How much?" Yang Xuan didn't want to waste time on this trivial matter.
"One tael of silver for one person. The soldier spoke, looking at both of them.
Yang Xuan's brows furrowed, a tael of silver was of course not worth mentioning to them, but if every person who entered the city had to pay a tael of silver, what could that ordinary people afford? No wonder they couldn't see a few people at the gate of the city at this time.
Yang Xuan didn't want to waste time, so he directly threw out a silver ingot, which looked like ten taels, and then took the thief and went directly into the city.
There was no broken silver on him, and the minimum was ten taels.
The soldier didn't mention the change, his eyes rolled around, he called a person next to him, and whispered a few words.
Entering the city, the thief obviously felt a little timid about home, although this was not his hometown, but it was more or less his other home.
His so-called secret base is a huge mansion, there is no plaque on the door, and the vermilion gate looks magnificent.
Standing at the door, the thief sighed, and went straight forward, ready to push the door in.
"Stop, what are you doing?" suddenly came out of the door, dressed as a butler, with his nostrils raised.
"Go tell Xiaohong and Xiaocui, and say that their master is back. The thief said with a little excitement.
This mansion, he hung it under Xiaohong's name back then, so Xiaohong and Xiaocui are the owners here.
"What a little red and a little cui, you don't want to die, get out of here. The butler opened his mouth and scolded.
The thief was stunned for a moment, but as if he thought of something, he changed his words: "Tell Mrs. Li Xiaohong, just say that his handsome master is back." ”
"You want to die, crazy people from there, this is Master Zhang's place, get out of here. The butler said impatiently.
At this moment, even Yang Xuan could see that something was wrong with the situation.
The thief was stunned for a moment, then furious, he pushed the butler away and walked straight in.
"Someone, someone, someone's making trouble. The butler lay on the ground and shouted.
Many family guards rushed out and surrounded the thieves and Yang Xuan, who had just walked into the courtyard.
"Take it!" one of the guards commanded, and the guards rushed over.
The thief took care of all this, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and when they saw that Yang Xuan was still standing in place, they rushed at Yang Xuan again.
Yang Xuan was a little helpless, so he could only take action to restrain those people first.
In the absence of the situation, he didn't want to hurt anyone.
The faces of the head of the guards and the butler changed, there were more than a dozen of these guards, and they all fell to the ground in the blink of an eye by the young man in front of them who looked weak, and they didn't even see how they made a move.
When they encounter a hard idea, they all think about it.
At this moment, the thief rushed back again, his eyes were cold, and he threw one person to the ground.
"It's gone. He said to Yang Xuan: "Xiaohong and Xiaocui are gone, and the things are gone." ”
Yang Xuan's eyes narrowed, he looked at the people on the ground, and the leader of the guards and the housekeeper on the side were already shocked.
"Old man......"
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