Chapter 537.Under the Crossing System (59)

As a disciple of the master of the Tongtian Sect, he is uninvited to come and eat, strictly speaking, it is a matter of 10 boards each. The Jade Emperor didn't invite her, it was the Jade Emperor's fault; she didn't invite herself to eat, at most her tutor was not good, but who from all walks of life expected this blood fox who even killed her own family to have a good tutor, isn't this a joke?

Even if he went to steal the elixir, not to be precise, she kicked open the door of the Doushi Palace, grabbed the ears of the white crane boy, and justifiably took the elixir: "Don't be angry with those who are too chicken, and pretend to be sharp." ”

Hongguoguo's robbery! However, what happened, she still made a mistake! The most important thing is that Buddhism should not interfere, and this is the most embarrassing thing. After all, in the end of this matter, which family will get the most fruit is already a moment of deliberation from now on.

It's just, hehe, those bald people dare to come, Xiaoxi will dare to chop it, anyway, the last one to bear the blame will be the Tongtian Sect Master. She doesn't care about these things, compared to the right progress, that's what they calculate, and if they can play with them, it's already very face-saving.

It's embarrassing now, Buddhism really doesn't dare to come out casually, this fox has a mortal enmity with Buddhism, that's also a well-known thing!

After all, the Jade Emperor is a member of the Daomen, if there is no Buddhism to intervene, they still forcibly pull the Buddhism to intervene, it is easy to anger the little fox, but it is even more embarrassing to scatter after a beat.

Now Xiaoxi, still in line with the principle of not making mistakes, and constantly making small mistakes, Buddhism is only dry and depressed, who told them not to enter the stuck point. The most disgusting thing is that they really can't do anything, Xiaoxi made it clear that I don't provoke you, so don't bother me.

Things became embarrassing all of a sudden, she didn't care, Sanqing also said: Hehe, we don't care. As for the Jade Emperor's side, whether this matter is there or not, for him, he is still his Jade Emperor, it doesn't matter at all.

These Buddhism are even more embarrassing, no one invites, and it is not appropriate for them to come, but come on, they will suffer a loss!

The first thing they sent out was Guanyin Bodhisattva to save the living, but when they arrived at Huaguo Mountain, Guanyin was picked up, a group of monkeys studied very seriously, she is a man or a woman, but, don't say that this guy is embarrassed to call a group of monkeys, is this the IQ of bullying monkeys?

Her upper body is a woman, a female appearance, but below is a man's appearance and even a piece of meat is not missing, should this be considered a man, or a woman? Although Xiaoxi is also the first time to see a ladyboy, she has always seen more than those monkeys, she made a knife, and eagerly prepared to give Guanyin a transformation.

Guanyin is also colored, and he absolutely believes that this girl really dares to castrate him, so without waiting for Xiaoxi to make a move, she directly set up Xiangyun and ran away. Although he is neither male nor female now, he still has the capital to be a man, but if he really has passive surgery, then he really has no hope.

KO Guanyin, Jin Chanzi also commanded to try to persuade Xiaoxi to act according to the script, but, she opened her mouth for ten minutes, and asked Xiaoxi to tell all the animals on Huaguo Mountain by name, and when you see this thing again, hit it directly, and you are sure that you can't resist!

The little demons cheered! This bald donkey was too annoying, nagging, nagging, and he didn't stop talking for ten minutes, who would he hit if he didn't hit him? Flies and other things were the most annoying! Xiaoxi even pasted the portrait of the golden cicada all over the Three Realms, and said with a big grin: "God annoys the golden cicada, and if you see it, you will kill it." ”

That's it, not to mention anything else, the golden cicada has properly become the Three Realms, at least the public enemy of the demon world. Time went on again, and Jizo also shook to Huaguo Mountain, but it's a pity that the demon here taught him to be a man every minute, and he was even locked up as a little brother.

In the end, after a very serious negotiation with Guanyin, Xiaoxi said that if Buddhism was not bothered, when the Journey to the West began, she could be asked to make a cameo. It's a good thing to be able to follow along smoothly!

After the discussion, Xiaoxi took Jizo to travel around the world, not to mention, there is still Western civilization in this world, but the civilization over there belongs to the pure Greek civilization.

Except for the Greek gods of chaos, it is a pair of saints, but dwarves, elves, orcs and other races. Their side is in charge of the underworld is Hades, the king of Hades, Xiao Xi took Jizo, decisively beat this guy, Xiao Xi said very sincerely: "Stupid, aren't you not empty in hell, don't you swear not to become a Buddha? ”

After saying that, she left Jizo behind, and she went to play with Zeus. Not to mention, after killing a snake, she put away the golden apple tree, and in the yard, she also found a root, this root in her memory, it seems to be something lost by Zhen Yuanzi, what about him, after putting it away, she continued to rob it.

When she made such a fuss, Zeus and a group of people naturally chased after this guy to fight, and Xiao Xi also had the heart to hide and lead this group of guys to hell. Jizo is also a powerful King Kong, and it is very forbidden to fight. Looking at the gods behind Xiao Xi, he couldn't help but ask, "Little Ancestor, what are you doing?"

Xiao Xi replied as a matter of course: "I uprooted a few trees and robbed some treasures, and they just picked me up, I told them to pull me, you hide so well! ”

Jizo was speechless, just listening to this, he just wanted to clean up this place! Seeing that things were already like this, Jizo had no choice but to accept his fate. Alas. It turns out that those immortals really didn't have the idea of keeping their hands, and when they were all beaten to the ground and sat on by Xiaoxi as a chair, there was only one Hades left in the original members of Hell, and the others were all dead.

The King of Jizo really became a Buddha on the spot, but Xiaoxi unexpectedly found that her bond with Jizo seemed to have another layer, and this upgraded Jizo actually looked weird to Ma Xiaohu.

Seeing Xiaoxi's stunned appearance, Jizo stepped forward and said, "Thank you Sister Xiaoling for lighting." ”

Xiaoxi said suspiciously: "Stop, what's your situation, it's not normal if you escalate." ”

King Jizo said helplessly: "I became a Buddha because of you, so I began to transform into Ma Xiaohu, who has the deepest fate with you, anyway, we are all doppelgangers of doppelgangers." ”

Xiao Xi understands in seconds, this is not difficult to understand, all the major worlds are like this, so just wave your hand lazily, whatever.