"Huh?" said the head teacher, "Isn't it?"

I cheekily said, "Yes, but in order to protect you, I am willing to be injured and take office!

"Cut. The head teacher said, "I'm afraid you're here, and I have to take care of you, right?"

I laughed and said, "What?

The head teacher thought for a while and said, "Okay, you must drive that old immortal away when you come, he's too disgusting here, it's really disgusting!"

I hung up the phone satisfied, my cousin asked me who I was, I said a friend, and then asked my cousin to go home first, saying that I had something to deal with, my cousin experienced this thrilling night, I didn't dare to disbelieve what I said, so I had to get up and go out, I looked at her pretty back, a little worried, so I said to Wang Chuang: "Send someone to send my cousin home." ”

Wang Chuang shouted outside the door, and a little brother entered the door, and then Wang Chuang explained a few words, and the little brother sent his cousin home.

But I'm a trouble here, I'm going to be discharged from the hospital in the middle of the night, and I've just had surgery for a few days, if I let the doctor know, it's definitely not allowed. But there is no way, I have to be discharged from the hospital, otherwise my flowery homeroom teacher will be pulled by the pig principal, in order to live up to the expectations of the homeroom teacher, I gritted my teeth and was ruthless, completely ignoring my body, the great sense of justice bursting, and said to Wang Chuang and Brother Grasshopper: "Okay, I'll move out tonight, the head teacher has promised to let me live in her house, you can find a car to send me over now." ”

Brother Grasshopper is still a little worried, and asked me if there is any problem with my feet, I said a big man, what bullshit can be wrong with this matter, give me ten days and half a month, and I will definitely recover, and it will not be a problem to go head-to-head with you at that time.

When they heard me say this, they stopped talking nonsense, Wang Chuang called a car, and then called in two younger brothers, and the four of them carried me out of the hospital together, and the nurses on duty at night saw me on the road, and I didn't bother to pay attention to it, so I just asked them to carry me out.

Out of the hospital, got into a taxi, because my legs can't bend, so I can only sit in the back, Brother Grasshopper sat in the co-pilot of the taxi, Wang Chuang saw that there were only two of us, still not at ease, so he called a taxi to follow behind, just like that, I went to the head teacher's house in a hurry.

The car stopped downstairs at the head teacher's house, I got out of the car, Brother Grasshopper and Wang Chuang and the two little brothers just now carried me upstairs, I felt that this look would be very embarrassing if the principal saw it, so I sent the two little brothers away, stood on the ground with one foot, and went upstairs with two hands to support Brother Grasshopper and Wang Chuang.

When I came to the door of the head teacher's house, I knocked on the door with Brother Grasshopper, and after a while, the head teacher came to open the door, I looked into the house, oh, the old immortal of the principal is still sitting on the sofa drinking tea!

As soon as he saw me coming again, the principal's lungs exploded, and before I could enter the house, he stood up and pointed at my nose and scolded: "Chen Song, if you still dare to meddle in my affairs today, Lao Tzu will fire you tomorrow!"

"Fuck your shit, you want to expel him?" Wang Chuang had always been not afraid of the principal, so he scolded the principal directly.

When the principal saw that it was Wang Chuang who scolded him, he felt a little empty-hearted, but after all, he was the principal, he had lived a life in the world for decades, and no matter how bad he was, he didn't want to lose face in front of the head teacher, so he straightened his waist and said: "Wang Chuang, don't be too arrogant, otherwise I will fire you together!"

"Huh?" Wang Chuang asked, "You still dare to fire me?" I beg you, you can fire me!"

Brother Grasshopper also shouted: "Principal Pig, then please fire me together, okay?"

"You, you?" Principal Pig pointed at us angrily, speechless.

Brother Grasshopper shouted angrily: "You guys, you old immortal, why don't you hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu?"

"It's the other way, it's all the opposite!" The principal saw that we didn't give any face, so angry that he took out his mobile phone and was about to call someone, I was disgusted when I looked at him, so I asked Brother Grasshopper and Wang Chuang: "I have been unhappy with this old man for a long time, do you want to teach him a little lesson tonight?"

Brother Grasshopper wiped his fists, Brother Chuang rubbed his palm, and said together: "Okay, just teach him a lesson!"

With that, the two of them walked over to the headmaster, and I almost fell to the ground on one foot, but I was able to survive by holding on to the door frame.

The head teacher hurriedly persuaded me: "Don't mess around, just drive him away!"

I said to the head teacher: "The first two times, you also told me not to be impulsive, but as a result, this old immortal still dares to pester you, and now Lao Tzu is going to give him a lot of power, let him know that my Chen Song's woman can't hook up casually!"

"Who is your woman? What nonsense are you talking about?" said the head teacher.

I put my arm on the head teacher's shoulder and said, "Don't deny it, you'll be mine soon." ”

The head teacher ignored me, and Brother Grasshopper and Wang Chuang had already walked in front of the principal, and I hurriedly said to the head teacher: "Hurry up, help me over and have a good time!"

The head teacher glanced at me and said, "No!"

I can't help it, the man with only one foot is pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.....

Brother Grasshopper walked up to the principal, punched off his reading glasses, and then Wang Chuang punched him in the stomach, and the principal immediately covered the reader and lay down, I am in such a hurry, don't fight too fast, let me have a good time!

"Brother Grasshopper, Brother Chuang, don't fight, help me over and have a good time, I have long wanted to beat the principal!"

Brother Grasshopper and Brother Chuang stopped at this time, came to help me, I limped over, the head teacher was still worried to follow, she wanted to persuade but knew that she couldn't persuade her, so she could only remain silent.

With the support of the two, I sat down on the sofa in front of the principal, looking at the principal lying on the ground, I felt so cool in my heart, to be honest, since I was in kindergarten, I had a bad impression of the principal, from childhood to adulthood, I have seen so many principals, and none of them made me feel good, damn, either greedy for money or lustful, and very obscene, I really don't understand why this kind of person can still be the principal!

I didn't rush to do it, because I had to wait until the headmaster was sober before giving him a slam blow, which I thought would be fun.

I stared at the principal, and after a while, he finally regained his strength, and as soon as he looked up, I hit him on the nose with a fist, and he fell down with his nose covered.

PS: The plot here is too brutal, so 10,000 words are omitted!

About ten minutes later, the principal was beaten up by us, to be honest, when I was in elementary school and junior high school, I couldn't think of this kind of thing, but now that I'm grown up, I'm bolder, and I think to myself, he's just a principal, and it's not a big deal.

In the end, the embarrassed headmaster put down a cruel word and fled from here, rubbing my palms and shouting that I had fun.

Brother Grasshopper and Wang Chuang saw that the trouble was solved, and it was not too early at this time, so they said goodbye one after another, I said go, go, remember to bring the door when you go out.

Then, there were only two people left in the room, me and the homeroom teacher.