Chapter 455: Ironclad Pants Pee
All the sound is gone, the whole Jiang family fell into no one's silence, only the quiet moonlight and the lights in the distance, the evening breeze blows gently, if you go to the main road at the door of Jiang's house at night, your pants are not dry when you go home, and you will pee your pants.
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At five o'clock in the morning the next day, the alarm clock rang, and in Jiang Ningning's room, she turned off the alarm clock, frowned dissatisfied, and five minutes later, another alarm clock completely woke Jiang Ningning up. With blurred eyes and scattered hair, Jiang Ningning just woke up without a little bit of the goddess's daughter.
I went downstairs to wash, combed my hair, packed my schoolbag, and Jiang Ningning went downstairs at 5:25. Just about to go out, I met the nanny, and it happened that the nanny was very familiar with Jiang Ningning, so they chatted a few words. "Ning Ning, why didn't you go back last night, and why did you wake up so early?"
For an ordinary person, it is not right to call Jiang Ningning's real name or "Ningning", and the general housekeeper, servant and nanny need to be called "Miss", yes. However, Jiang Ningning has a good relationship with her, she came when she was young, and often gave Jiang Ningning a lot of candy behind Jiang's mother's back. "yes. I went back too late last night, so I stayed, by the way, why are you so early?" "Cook porridge for the servants! They start at six o'clock, first come to drink a bowl of porridge to warm up, Miss Ning Ning, don't worry, just come for another twenty minutes." ”
Of course, Jiang Ningning didn't have that much time, so he refused directly. I explained to the nanny that the time was half past five, and the nanny didn't say anything more. It was a bit late to go out. But it was just right at half past five. Jiang Ningning made an appointment to ride a bicycle to Fuzhou University with a school girlfriend.
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Seven o'clock in the morning.
was not woken up in the middle of the night again, and Ye Zhen easily became the first person to wake up. When he woke up, Song Hu in the bed next to him was leaning on the Holy Venerable, although it was back to back, but his body was already very close, Ye Zhen didn't say anything when he saw it, he didn't want to tell the two who would wake up later, he was afraid that the two would not believe it at that time, and they would target Ye Zhen, after all, this was not a good thing, so Ye Zhen chose not to see anything. Go to the bathroom and brush your toothbrush.
Ye Zhen thought that they were eight or nine o'clock, but he didn't expect the Holy Venerable to get up at ten o'clock, Ye Zhen was still brushing his teeth inside, and when he heard the sound, he thought he was a thief. "Knock knock, knock knock. The Venerable frantically clicked on the bathroom door several times. "Open the door quickly, I want to release my hand, I can't hold it back!"
Ye Zhen was still brushing his teeth, and he didn't clean up the mouth with water, so the Holy Venerable knocked desperately, and Ye Zhen spoke like phlegm stuck in his throat. "Hmm...... Well, the door is not locked. The Holy Venerable immediately pushed the door sliding, came in without saying a word, and without looking at Ye Zhen, kicked Ye Zhen out and locked the door. Ye Zhen was also very uncomfortable, his mouth was not clean all the time, and finally he had to clean it up with warm water, otherwise it would be too uncomfortable.
Shengzun didn't know what Ye Zhen ate after falling asleep last night, he actually pulled it for so long, ten minutes passed, and he was still inside, Ye Zhen was bored with his mobile phone and playing. Ye Zhen thought that Song Hu might wake up, but he didn't, and the snoring was not small but bigger. Ye Zhen sat next to Song Hu, teasing Song Hu in various ways, pinching him twice, beating him twice, and he had no other reaction except for humming a few nasal sounds.
The Holy Venerable came out, his face very pale, as if he had lost too much blood, he said as he walked. "This ...... This, alas, hurts in the ass. "The Lord walked to the other bed where no one was around, sat down, it definitely felt better to sit on the bed, it was soft and comfortable, it was definitely different when sitting on a chair. Ye Zhen stared at the Holy Venerable and looked at Ye Zhen embarrassedly, and after a long time, Ye Zhen held back a sentence. "Master, you are on fire, the smell is a little big, the door is closed, right?"
The Venerable blushed in embarrassment and went to close the door, but there was an air conditioner in the room, and the smell kept wafting around, endlessly. "It's on fire, I don't know what I ate. It's really uncomfortable, Xiao Ye, wake Ah Hu up quickly, don't let him sleep comfortably. The two worked together to make Song Hu uncomfortable, and finally was woken up by the two overlords with a bow.
"What are you doing? Master, Holy Venerable, what are you doing? Why are you waking up early and pulling me in? People are very uncomfortable!" Song Hu couldn't lose his temper with Ye Zhen and Saint Venerable, so he had to complain in a civilized and soft voice. Knowing that he didn't have to sleep, he woke up very consciously, walked to the door of the toilet, found the toilet door closed, walked back, and asked. "Boss, Holy Venerable, are there any guests in the morning?"
Of course Ye Zhen is not stupid, as soon as he heard it, he knew that Song Hu thought there was someone in the toilet. "No one, what's wrong?" Ye Zhen also deliberately pretended not to know, the Holy Venerable had already realized that he had been pitted by Ye Zhen, so he had to lower his head and look at his phone. "No one's toilet door is closed, it's really!" Song Hu started, "knock!" loudly, the door was closed again, and Song Hu came over full of anger.
"Boss, Saint Venerable, what are you doing? Who goes to the toilet and poops without flushing, and it stinks like the sky! I can't bear this, who is it, is it the Boss or the Holy Venerable? Huh?" Song Hu later felt that he was indeed a little too angry, so he changed the tone of his speech to a little softer. "I'm me, I'm me, I've rushed through, people are too angry, don't mind, I didn't expect to be pitted by Xiaoye today. ”
Because the taste of the room is indeed not particularly good, the saint brought the air conditioner to the maximum wind, so that the indoor air is better, and then the three of them went down to prepare breakfast The breakfast in City B is more distinctive, in Fuzhou, half of it is porridge and a little side dish, steamed buns and soy milk, fritters. In City B, the most famous is the sac, but Ye Zhen has no special rest, and he is bored to look at what he sees.
But there may not be anything here, so seeing is believing, the three of them took out the room card, and put the ID card, bank card or something important in a small men's bag, and took it out, so as not to take away the room check or something. It's cold outside, and the streets are full of vendors for breakfast in the morning, and this neighborhood is the center, and there are many people in the morning, noon and evening.
There are a lot of people in every breakfast shop, a few have two or three people to eat, one or two are in the queue, and there are more than a dozen people in the shop. "This is going to be the Year of the Monkey? So many people! But it will come out. It's okay to see the world, let's go. We went to buy breakfast. "Because there are many people in many stores after all, Song Hu has always said that he is not in a hurry, and he will go back to buy it after seeing that there are no fewer people after a long time.
Finally, I saw the name "Old Pig Breakfast Shop". The name is really not good, but it sells porridge, side dishes, buns and the like, which Ye Zhen often eats in Fuzhou.