Chapter 1067: Hundred Pet Diagram
As a last resort, Shan Zu could only admit that he was a newcomer and was not familiar with everything. Moreover, I also found a reason to make people cry, I was used to being poor, and I couldn't wait for the fat to make two catties of oil, and I drank it in one go!
There was also a piece of dripping pork ribs on the chopsticks, and Mai Xiaoji felt that it was difficult to swallow, so he casually threw it to the pig lying under the table. The pig is not picky, he opened his mouth to eat, and he still looked up, waiting for the second piece.
Well, the food is not wasted, there is a pick-up.
If you don't call it a pet, you can solve problems for the owners. Shanzu looked down and saw the pig, bent down to pick it up, but the pig did not reject it, honestly shrunk in his arms, squinting and enjoying the caress of the new master.
"Look at this bulldog, it's so cute!"
Boom, Shan Zu's words made everyone's chopsticks fall to the ground, and Pig Pig seemed to understand, jumped from his arms, and hid under the table again.
This is obviously a super fat cat, and it is also a relatively ordinary kind, which is the first gift from Mai Xiaoji to the ancients.
There is no distinction between cats and dogs, and Mai Xiaoji is more and more suspicious of his choice, but the person has already come, and it is renewed for another year, so let's see the after-effects.
"Hehe, it turned out to be a cat, in fact, the moment it jumped out of my arms, I touched it. There was too much meat, which led me to misjudge and not take the next example. Shan Zu tried his best to defend himself, and beckoned to Piggy, "Little baby, come, come to me!"
The pig didn't move, and when Shanzu got closer, he let out a shrill and shrill cry, and fled outside with a whoosh. For a while, everyone was speechless, but Shan Zu smiled proudly, "This reaction is right, I used to be very good at making cat meat." This pig is fat, and it has to be neutralized with spring bamboo shoots, so that the cat meat that is burned out is delicious. ”
Saying that, Shanzu swallowed his saliva, Mai Xiaoji shuddered again, and couldn't help reminding: "Sister, don't go off-topic, let's not study how to eat, but beauty pageant, pet beauty pageant." If you see someone else's pet and your eyes light up, who would dare to hold it to the competition!"
"I know, I know!" said Shanzu laughed.
Shan Zu's name here is Shan Jue, and it is easy to pronounce it incorrectly without any culture, and there is a homonym that is not very good, just like a butcher.
Whether you can be qualified as a pet examiner depends on the specific performance, the arrival of the ancestor still makes Liu Bei very happy, and there will be a special chef in Juxian Lou in the future, and the ancients can also be liberated from the kitchen.
The expenditure of 100,000 yuan a year is not to invite a senior chef, but Mai Xiaoji still asked Shan Zu to communicate with Zhang Fei to review which animals can be selected for the 100 pet map.
Also, walk around with the Puru Noodle Restaurant and the Brilliant Cloud Hotel to maximize the use of the past and the present in cooking, and integrate the ancient and the modern.
The women also have careful thoughts, Wu Zetian is now the general dispatcher of the construction of Longteng New District, and the pets at home are not taken care of.
But it backfired, the pets shivered when they saw Shan Zu, always whining and hiding aside, Shan Zu was unwilling to chase to the top of the building, and even had a tragic story that the cat would rather jump off the building than give in, but fortunately there were no casualties.
Shan Zu always said that this is the pig pig, the long-tongued cat, did not play a good role, it must be that it is talking bad about itself everywhere in the animal kingdom, and it should cut its tongue.
Hearing this, Mai Xiaoji shook his head, thinking about eating animals when he saw them, and he was really worried that when he waited for the interview with his ancestors, he would shine in his eyes and drool at his pets, which would really scare away a group of people.
As soon as the official website was announced, the selection of the 100 pet pictures of the Seeking Knowledge Group immediately attracted great attention, and even the popularity was not under the 100 beauty and 100 jades. The applicants were very enthusiastic, and this seemingly niche group suddenly appeared in front of the public with great momentum, which was eye-catching.
Among them, there are many precious pets, and the hair trimming is very careful. There are mostly cats and dogs, but there are also honey quolls, lizards, ferrets, tortoises, and pygmy rabbits. There are even golden, blue and other snakes, which are not only creepy, but also can feel the aristocratic atmosphere of the horror pet world.
Some people regard pets as their own children, and they send group photos, and they don't know if it's a person or a pet who wants to run. There are also people who see that their pets are more beautiful than others, and they have to ask for portrait fees before sending photos.
Through the selection of pets, it also reveals the owner's sincere love for them.
There are always criticisms, some of them belong to pets raised by celebrities, all kinds of photos have been turned out, and it is alleged that the milk cakes of several pet cubs will consume thousands of yuan every day, which is more expensive than raising children, and some netizens dig deeper, this person's parents still live in an old house in the countryside.
More opposition is that the propaganda of the quest for knowledge fuels extravagance.
No matter what you do, there will be different voices, and Mai Xiaoji once again emphasized that this pet beauty pageant must be selected to be satisfactory, not just to see whether it is purebred and expensive.
The registration activity is very popular, and after the primary selection, the interview screening is carried out according to the type, and the cat and dog category is a major category, which should be placed in front.
On the first day, Shan Zu went to work with high spirits, and for such a key position, he naturally had to report to the president. Knowing that it was a chef, Yan Beifei was slightly stunned, but the person invited by Mai Xiaoji was reliable, asked some relevant questions, and answered them fluently, so he asked her to go to Zhang Fei's office to work.
"Xiao Ji, I don't really understand, why did you choose a chef to come over to check it?" Yan Beifei asked seriously.
Because she is familiar with animal bones, muscles and bones, she is more professional than several painters. Mai Xiaoji replied succinctly.
Yan Beifei nodded thoughtfully, and smiled, "It's just that it feels strange, these pets are here, and they seem to have entered the slaughterhouse." ”
Yan Beifei's analogy is not an exaggeration, and the fact is also true, later Mai Xiaoji learned that the pets were scared when they saw Shan Zu, and the timid ones were still trembling and screaming.
Three days have passed, and none of them have been selected, some of them Zhang Fei looked very good, and privately drew them for Mai Xiaoji to see, but Shanzu resolutely refused to be selected on the grounds of strict requirements and would rather lack than abuse, otherwise she would not be able to do it.
Looking at Zhang Fei's paintings, all of them are delicate and cute, why can't they look at it? Maybe he doesn't understand enough about pets, Mai Xiaoji sent the paintings to the laboratory, and asked Zhou Liang to use modern measuring instruments to measure the proportion of pets, almost all of them are full marks, almost perfect.
Two days have passed, and they are still not selected, and Yan Beifei and other high-level officials have quite a few complaints. As a last resort, Mai Xiaoji has to talk to Shanzu, if he really can't do it, then he has to be replaced.
"Eldest sister, why hasn't there been a breakthrough?"
"Pets, after all, they are brutes!"
Shanzu said this suddenly, Mai Xiaoji waved his hand, frowned, and said: "Eldest sister, it's not right to say this, these are the treasures of the owner, and they belong to the family." If you know what you think, you'll be disappointed. ”