Chapter 56: A Plan to Kill Two Birds with One Stone

"Yes, no matter what secret agency they are of the U.S. government, even S.H.I.E.L.D. will die! No matter which organization these people belong to, they will die! By the way, I just met two allies recently, we are looking for an artifact together, if necessary, we can use them, these two guys are not only powerful, but also rich in resources, one of them is the owner of this destruction fortress, the famous Doctor Doom, you must have heard of it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Li Kang grinded his teeth vigorously and said, no matter who turns Deadpool like this, this group of perverts will die!

"Of course I've heard of Dr. Doom, in the secret archives of S.H.I.E.L.D., a billion dollars are always offered for this guy's head, wow~! Why don't you take me to meet this guy in a while, according to the old rules, you attract his attention, I 'bang' him in the back, let him have a cold gun, as long as I put down this idiot, haha.... A billion dollars.... That's enough for us to get away with it for a year or two!" Deadpool's eyes could be seen through the mask, shimmering with golden light.

Li Kang smacked Deadpool's head hard, grabbed his neck and shook him violently.

"Are you stupid? Although money is important, revenge is more important, and Dr. Doom is wearing a vibranium armor, and he has a defensive force field to protect him anytime and anywhere, even you are very rare, this person will take revenge, we should not offend him now, Dr. Doom is of great use, understand?" Li Kang pointed at Deadpool with his finger and taught him a stern lesson.

He and Deadpool have known each other since kindergarten, until Li Kang's family accident, the two have always been friends with each other, and later Li Kang went to the Holy of Holies, Deadpool went to be a mercenary, and the two had money to squander together, and they wore a pair of pants more than once.

"Wow~!You give me wait... What's this thing on your finger that is going to blind my eyes? Oh my God~! Hold me on... I'm dizzy... Disgusting, I want to vomit, please~!We haven't seen each other for a few days, and you're... Are you married?!Is this a wedding ring?!Have you been pierced in the head, disgusting~!Idiot~!waste~!unclean~!blasphemy~!Are you stupid?What a person, what kind of marriage?You actually desecrate our pure friendship like this!Oh~!Damn, I really should burn you!" Deadpool grabbed Li Kang's finger and held it high in the air.

Li Kang couldn't help but cover his face with his hands, he completely forgot about his marriage.

"Hey.. , don't get excited, you listen to me explain, I got married because..."Li Kang tried to calm Deadpool down, but Deadpool had already fallen into his own brain circuit, and he didn't listen to his explanation at all.

"You don't have to say anything, I understand everything, you must be forced, no one in this world knows you better than me, you will never marry a woman, if you marry ten women at the same time, you may agree, but with a woman, you must be forced, you quickly take off that 'slave collar', as long as you wear it for a day, you will not be free, you will always be a slave. Deadpool suddenly grabbed Li Kang's fingers with his arm and went to pick up the wedding ring with one hand, but as soon as his hand touched the wedding ring, he was immediately sent out by a red light.

It turned out that Wanda had long been on guard against Li Kang secretly taking off the wedding ring, so she cast a spell on the ring, and whoever wanted to take off the ring would be punished by magic.

"Well, do you think I haven't tried? It's too late, I'm already a slave. Li Kang smiled bitterly and said helplessly.

"No!!!We are a Kant combination, Kant will never be a slave!There must be a way, let me think about it, there must be a way to take off this stupid ring," Deadpool pointed to the wedding ring and said solemnly, "You symbol of slavery, don't try to stop our brother from running to freedom, man, you put your finger up." ”

"What tricks do you want to play, what's the use of raising your fingers?" Li Kang raised his fingers suspiciously, and suddenly a cold light flashed, Deadpool held the knife in both hands and slashed it at Li Kang's fingers.

"Keng~!" A metallic voice like a dragon's groan came out, and Deadpool's katana broke in response, and he looked at the wedding ring in disbelief, and then at the knife in his hand, and in less than two seconds, he looked back and forth more than a dozen times.

Li Kang punched Deadpool in the nose and knocked Deadpool to the ground.

"Bastard, you're crazy! you want to cut off my fingers, believe it or not I'm turning you into a eunuch!" Li Kang raised his finger and pointed it at Deadpool's underside.

"Haha.... It's useless, I've got the self-healing factor now, no matter how many injuries I have, I can repair myself, even if you castrate me, I will be able to grow back soon, and it will be even stronger~!" Deadpool joked without a lower limit.

"Self-healing factor? I've heard of this awesome thing, it is said that only mutants have this effect, as far as I know, there seems to be a mutant codenamed Wolverine, his self-healing factor is very powerful, how does yours compare to him?" Li Kang asked with interest.

"You may not believe it, but according to the pervert who likes to torture me, what he used for me was the self-healing factor taken from Wolverine, hehe... If there was no self-healing factor, I would have been killed by the cancer cells in my body, and the other subjects had become crazy monsters because there was no cancer cell inhibition of the self-healing factor, and I was the only one who was fine, but I felt like there was always a voice talking to me in my head, maybe I was crazy too..... Hahaha... Wow~!Maybe it's this world that's crazy, this group of perverted fools experimented with mutants and dying ordinary people, they thought the experiment on me failed, so they threw me into the mountains as garbage, but I still came back to life, I must kill that pervert. Deadpool brings up the experience and becomes serious again.

"The organization you are talking about was originally using mutants for experiments, we can take advantage of this, we are just looking for Magneto, as far as I know, as long as there is an incident of mutants being persecuted, Magneto is always the first to arrive, if we can investigate the matter of this organization and pass the news to Magneto through mutants, we will definitely be able to bring this old fox out of the lair, Professor X once mentioned Magneto's real name, I guess they must be old friends, through Magneto will definitely be able to find Professor X!" The more Li Kang spoke, the more excited he became, a plan to kill two birds with one stone had taken shape in his mind, this plan would not only help Deadpool get revenge, but also find Professor X.

"Hey.. Hey, Kang, what are you muttering? Are you a bad idea? As long as you show this expression, someone must be unlucky, no matter what you plan, you must count my share, I must personally explode those stupid and perverted chrysanthemums to relieve my hatred," Deadpool said solemnly, "And you know what? I'm about to die now, what does your wife look like? Is there any picture, let me see it." ”

"Haha... Or do you know me, the photo is on my phone. Li Kang took out his phone and handed Wanda's photo to Deadpool.

"Wow~oh~!Oh my God~!What a great beauty, you can earn it, you really earn it, such a beauty, let alone let me marry her, even let me be a slave to her, you know? When I am dying, I will see the goddess of death, that is a great beauty, I thought that there must be no beauty like the goddess of death in this world, but I didn't expect that your wife's beauty is not under the goddess of death. Through the mask, he could see two red hearts shoot out of Deadpool's eyes, and in the blink of an eye, he forgot Kant's vow to never be a slave.

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