601 What are the rules 2 (ask for subscription!)
"Wait!"
The chef who had already turned around was actually squeezing his eyebrows at Yan Caiying, and when he heard Yang Tang's words, his body paused at the same time, he was very puzzled, turned his head to look at Yang Tang, and asked slightly coldly: "This guest, is there something?"
Yang Tang said indifferently: "It's a little problem, please bring three pairs of chopsticks up." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone at the banquet was stunned.
The chef who was called was a little confused, and subconsciously replied: "I'm sorry for this guest, we are a Western restaurant here, and we don't have chopsticks...... Provide!" At the end, his voice was already smiling, and his eyes were even more playful.
At the same time, Yang's mother was stunned, glanced at Zhuo's father and daughter and Yan Caiying, and found that they were also stunned by Yang Tang's request, but between the stunned, Zhuo Yitian did not reveal any other emotions, and Zhuo Yan's two daughters had a trace of scorn in their bright eyes, as if they saw a leopard who had just entered the city, although this emotion was revealed for less than a second, but it was still captured by Yang's mother, she suddenly realized something, pulled Yang Tang, and lowered her voice: "Xiaohong, what do you want to do?"
"It's okay Mom, I just don't need a knife and fork......" Since even Mother Yang could notice the disdain in the eyes of Zhuo Yan's second daughter, how could Yang Tang not feel it, he whispered back to his mother, and at the same time reached out and patted the back of his mother's hand to appease, but he looked at the chef with sharp eyes, and said coldly: "No chopsticks, right? But this restaurant should always have a manager, right? Please call your manager." ”
The chef frowned when he heard this, and said unhappily: "What do you mean, this guest?"
He was displeased, Yang Tang was even more unhappy, and his voice turned cold and said: "My words have been said very clearly, don't you understand people~~?"
The chef was furious, and the scolding mouth was ready, and the scolding words almost rushed out, but Yan Caiying interjected in time to stop him: "Hey~~ It's just a little thing, everyone is calm, okay?"
Unexpectedly, it was good that she didn't say this, but when she said this, the chef's anger rushed at her: "Yingying, what nonsense are you talking about, this matter is obviously wrong with him, who is he...... Eat Western food with chopsticks?"
I have to say that sometimes, this kind of subconscious blurted out words are often the truest emotional expression of the person who speaks. The chef in front of him belongs to this kind of person, his professional reason obviously restrains him not to be angry with the restaurant guests, so he uses his acquaintance Yan Caiying as a punching bag, and this kind of person often has no ability, in addition to a skill, most of them have no education and no background, and they are more afraid of losing their jobs after breaking the rules of the industry in character, so they dare not send it casually, they can only take their relatives or friends to be angry, and the typical mouse carries a gun in the nest.
Of course, this kind of character is almost one of the attributes of the sling, each sling is more or less a little, and anyone who can overcome this character of the sling has either been suffocated into neuroticism, or has turned over, has made a fortune or is on the right path.
In fact, if you really want to talk about it, Yang Tang also vaguely had this kind of character in his previous life, and he himself realized the disadvantages of this character, if it weren't for a few articles posted on the Internet to make him famous, so that he gradually found his self-confidence in life, and then slightly deviated from the growth branch of this kind of character, he had already divorced his wife before he was reborn.
"Gao Can, you, what did you just say? What nonsense am I talking about? It's not because of you that I'm talking nonsense!"
Yan Caiying is obviously a fiery temper, otherwise it would be impossible to be a policeman as a beauty, and she also entered the serious crime team, so as soon as the "acquaintance" chef got angry with her, she immediately exploded.
But what kind of person is Yang Tang, he doesn't care if you have a good temper or not, and said in a weird way at the moment: "Yo, it turns out that you know each other, come to me here to sing double reeds?
Hearing this, chef Gao Can, as well as Yan Caiying, all changed color.
In Gao Can's mind, the reputation of the restaurant is much more important than the manager, and if the reputation of the restaurant is damaged even a little bit because of him, it is impossible for him Gao Can to continue working here.
As for Yan Caiying, it is even simpler, it is impossible for her to expose her shrewd scolding skills in front of the media and discredit the HK Police Force.
Therefore, Gao Yan and the others were silent in an instant, and they both glared at Yang Tang, Gao Can said: "I'll call the manager here, but if you don't have chopsticks, you don't have chopsticks!" After speaking, he raised his legs and left.
Seeing this, Yang Tang comforted Yang's mother, who still wanted to try to move the knife and fork: "Mom~~ Wait for the chopsticks to come and eat it!"
"No, it's going to be cold this time. ”
"If it's cold, let the restaurant change. Yang Tang is rich but capricious, and he doesn't even consider the option of "hot and hot".
At the same time, Dad Yang and Zhuo Yitian were eating their respective staple foods with relish, and knives and forks touched each other and made a sound.
"Well, it's delicious! Azhuo, my steak pasta is pretty good. ”
"My pan-fried salmon macaroni is also good......
The two old men complained to each other while eating, and they didn't seem to listen to the verbal conflict just now.
After another two minutes, a fat man in a suit and leather shoes came to Yang Tang's table under the guidance of Gao Can.
"Sir, I am the manager of this restaurant. The fat manager bowed slightly to Yang Tang and said, "Do you need help with anything?"
Yang Tang pretended to be slightly stunned, then pointed at Gao Can, and said lightly: "Could it be that this chef who left his post without permission during working hours didn't tell you what happened?"
Hearing this, Gao Can's face turned white suddenly, he didn't expect that he would just ask his colleagues to help him with the post for a few minutes, and then come over to show his face at the girlfriend's table, and Yang Tang would be bitten out of blood at this time.
Not only Gao Can, but Yan Caiying, who also heard what Yang Tang was talking about, had a dog's expression, and she knew that with Yang Tang's seemingly random faults, Gao Can's job was mostly over.
Sure enough, the fat manager glared at Gao Can with a wicked look, and then said with a smile on his face: "Sir, you are right, but I heard that you ...... Need help?"
"It's a trivial matter, please ask someone to send three pairs of chopsticks to the table. Yang Tang said.
"Chopsticks?" said the fat manager.
Gao Can, who was standing on the side, broke the jar and said: "Yes manager, you heard it right, this guest wants to eat Western food with chopsticks, hehe!"
After Yang Tang pointed out that Gao Can left his post without permission during working hours, he didn't want to deal with Gao Can anymore, but Gao Can's ridiculous voice made Yang Tang unhappy: "Is it funny to eat Western food with chopsticks?"
"Of course...... Eating Western food with a knife and fork is the most basic rule. Gao Can said arrogantly, "The (rules) passed from the West." ”
"Bullshit rules!" Yang Tang finally couldn't help but say strange things, "Chopsticks, we Chinese have been using them for a thousand years, and the things that Westerners ate a thousand years ago should also be called Western food, but at that time, Mo said that knives and forks were used, and Ru Mao drank blood!"
Hearing this, Gao Can, Yan Caiying and Zhuo Yirou rolled their eyes, and Gao Can sneered: "The Chinese just like to think about the past, if it weren't for the great leader a hundred years ago who turned the tide, I'm afraid the West would have already surpassed the East, not like now, the East and the West are neck and neck in the field of science, as for literature, art and even etiquette, they are still slightly behind, so ......"
"So you have forgotten your ancestors, and you have become a spiritual man?" Yang Tang blatantly interrupted Gao Can's, and looked at him with banter in his eyes.
Gao Can was a little anxious when he heard this, and at the same time wanted to remind the fat manager who was silent and uncertain there, and said: "I'm not sweating, but the backstage boss of this Western restaurant is a foreigner, he gives me a job, who do I not help the boss?"
"Hehe, it's really a milk mother, but in fact, a real chef can eat anywhere, and you don't need to look at anyone's face at all!" Yang Tang's words expressed the pride of the top chef, "And I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I can earn a lot of money a year in this bullshit restaurant, believe it or not, I will buy this restaurant when the time comes, and then personally kick you out as the boss?"
When Gao Can heard this, he was not sure whether Yang Tang's words were true, so he obediently closed his mouth and remained silent for the time being.
At this time, the fat manager spoke: "Sir, your words are big, our restaurant ......"
Yang Tang waved his hand to interrupt the fat manager's words, and said lightly: "No matter who the backstage owner of this Western restaurant is, as long as he is a capitalist, then the industry under his name is valuable, such as Inter star Lang Nadu, wasn't he also called a non-sale by the team a few years ago? But looking at the news of this year's transfer period, Lang Nadu seems to be transferring to Real Madrid." As he spoke, he slapped his Amex Centurion card on the table.
The fat manager has no other skills, and he knows all kinds of cards such as all kinds of people, and naturally he also recognizes the Centurion card, so he immediately chuckled in his heart and secretly screamed that it was not good.
You know, rules are meant to be broken, it just depends on whether you have the ability to do so.
What to eat Western food can only use knives and forks, that is all said to ordinary people to listen to the drama, not to mention, the real Western food has a special hand water, each time before the meal will be placed on the table, once a leader in the East attended the Eagle State State banquet, I don't know that it is hand water, it looks clean, so I drank a few sips in public, as a result, the foreign devils around in order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment, led by the royal family, all drank the hand water.
What does this anecdote illustrate? The people of the Eagle Country have a gentlemanly demeanor? No, it only shows that they are in awe of the position of this leader and the strength of the country behind him. In other words, the people of the Eagle Country also watch people put dishes on their plates, and if they are ordinary people or beggars, I am afraid that they will not even be able to enter the door of the state banquet, let alone drink clean hand water.
So, rules are relative, and if you think there are countless rules in front of you, it only means that you are at the base of the pyramid of society.
"Quick, Gao Can, go to the back kitchen and get a few pairs of chopsticks for this gentleman!" For the Centurion card that can be directly swiped even by private jets, the fat manager simply admitted it and immediately expressed his attitude to meet Yang Tang's requirements.
"Huh?" Gao Can, who heard the order, obviously couldn't accept the fat manager's rapid change of words.
"Ahh
When Gao Can heard this, he hurriedly trotted to the back kitchen.
Soon, a large handful of chopsticks were taken, some metal and some bamboo...... Gao Can's move can be regarded as a brain, obviously he doesn't want to lose his current job.
It's a pity that Yang Tang, who chose three pairs of bamboo chopsticks to pick it up, didn't plan to be forgiving and forgiving. He used [Evil Eye Lv3] to check the bamboo chopsticks, and then distributed them to Yang's father and Yang's mother, and at the same time seemed to inadvertently contempt Gao Can: "You didn't poison the chopsticks, did you?"
Gao Can was excited, and said with a white face: "No, no ......"
Yang Tang raised his eyebrows and said: "Tell the truth, you just said that you didn't have chopsticks!" As soon as these words came out, Gao Can was like a thunderbolt, but before it was over, Yang Tang turned to look at the fat manager: "This fat ...... Manager, he is your subordinate, you help me judge and judge, did he lie to me?"
Rumble!
Gao Can only felt that his head thundered, and a feeling of the sky falling enveloped him, which directly made his blood penetrate his pupils, roared on the spot, and ran towards the back door of the restaurant.
"I'm going to see him. Yan Caiying stood up and glared at Yang Tang viciously before chasing after her.
Waiting for Yan Caiying to leave, Yang Tang waved his hand at the fat manager like a fly and said, "Okay, it's nothing for you, go get busy!"
When the fat manager heard this, he sneered at the three members of the Yang family, bowed and retreated.
"Yo, I can't see it, you even have a Centurion card, you can really kill the Quartet!" Even Yan Caiying was squeezed away by Yang Tang, and Zhuo Yirou finally found an opportunity to ridicule Yang Tang.
Yang Tang pouted and said, "The card is fake, don't believe it." As he spoke, he reached out and took out the pocket of his jacket where the card was placed, and sure enough, he took out a black card and handed it to Zhuo Yirou.
Zhuo Yirou picked up the card and took a closer look, and found that there was a centurion head that was exactly the same as the real card: "How can this card be fake......
Yang Tang was noncommittal, just gesturing to her to turn the card over.
Zhuo Yirou flipped through the card according to her words, and was stunned to find that there was nothing behind it, a blank, as if only the wrong coin on the front was printed: "Uh, you ......"
Yang Tang's voice sounded almost at the same time as Zhuo Yitian's voice: "Yaliao Street, ten Hong Kong dollars can be sold." Then the two looked at each other and laughed.
To put it bluntly, the card that Yang Tang took out to Zhuo Yirou for inspection was a fake certificate. You know, modern counterfeiting technology has been able to get everything except captchas to the point of being fake.
Here, with chopsticks, Mother Yang eats pasta much more smoothly, but the whole steak has to use a knife and fork. Yang Tang interjected and chatted with Father Yang and Zhuo Yitian from time to time, while helping Mother Yang cut the steak into small pieces of beef so that she could eat it conveniently.
Under Zhuo Yirou's gaze, being served by her son, Yang's mother was both happy and slightly embarrassed: "Okay Xiaohong, you eat yours, I'll come by myself!"
"It's okay Mom, I'll finish cutting it right away. Yang Tang sped up the speed of cutting while responding, "Besides, let's eat ours, there's no need to care about other people's eyes!"
Zhuo Yirou heard this, snorted lightly, lowered her eyelids and continued to deal with her Western food, just at this moment, her mobile phone rang, and Yan Caiying called.
"Hey, Caiying ......"
"No, it's not good, Rourou, Gao Can, Gao Can, he fell from the building. Oh my God, this is the top floor of the restaurant!" 4125
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