Chapter 175: Crooked Melons and Bad Dates!?
Blind date is a job of luck, technology, psychology, and eloquence...... Anyway, it's just not easy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wang Xiu didn't know when and where he saw such an article, saying that women will always have various requirements for men, such as talent, wealth, appearance, loyalty, reliability, and romance...... Hawkers,It's basically a woman's perfect YY out of the comprehensive male god.,Just like the perfect YY condensation goddess in a man's heart.,It's basically impossible to meet in reality.。
Men's requirements for women should also be delicate, cute and beautiful, and it is best to be a little talented, with eyes and a gentle personality......
Therefore, it was under such psychological standards that Wang Xiu stepped into a restaurant with a high grade. Well, relative to county-level standards.
The blind date in the impression should be that the man and woman meet alone, eat and drink together, but this is the hometown county, not the SH metropolis, the blind date in the hometown is different, in fact, there must be two elders to accompany them, such as Wang Xiu followed by his mother, and the woman on the other side also followed her mother.
Naturally, it was impossible for the man to let the woman wait, Wang Xiu's mother and son arrived an hour early, ordered some wine and food, and waited with peace of mind.
More than half an hour later, the woman's mother and son also arrived, and it was not too late, at least ten minutes before the agreed time.
But Wang Xiu just glanced at it from a distance, and shook his head in his heart: Sure enough, although reality is sometimes more absurd than fiction, in most cases, reality is reality, and the possibility of meeting a beautiful woman for the first time on a blind date is almost zero.
If you don't look at the pretend, you don't look at the dress, just the pockmarks on the woman's face, and the somewhat crooked mouth, I almost can't bear to look at it directly.
Wang Xiu glanced at his mother sadly: My mother, I know that you are in a hurry to hold your grandson, don't look for such crooked melons and bad dates!
However, although it is not good, the etiquette should still be indispensable, and the two sides still sat together and ate a meal with an initial embarrassment and a slightly unfamiliar expression.
There is a small episode that the daughter grows crooked melons and inferior dates, but the mother still has charm, and it can be seen that her appearance when she is young should be good.
It's just strange why the daughter looks like this? Could it be that the man's genes are too poor?
This meal was eaten for two hours, and when it came time to settle the bill, of course, Wang Xiu came to settle the bill, and then the elders of the two sides chatted tacitly, went out for a walk, leaving space and time for the two to continue chatting.
"Wang Xiu, I heard Aunt Sun say, is your job to write novels, how much do you earn in a month?"
Aunt Sun is the matchmaker who matched the two sides this time.
Although she is not satisfied with the other party's face, Li Ting's personality is not bad, at least she is not an impetuous woman, she is very good at talking, I heard that she is a salesperson, she earns more than 10,000 yuan a month in SH, and she is a strong woman.
Such a woman, although ugly, is not a vulgar person.
Wang Xiu smiled gently and replied: "Write some nonsense, eat with a mouthful of food, a few thousand yuan a month." ”
"Oh, a few thousand...... It's not bad here in my hometown county. Li Ting said politely.
"Li Ting, what are you doing?"
"I work as a sales manager in SH, selling houses, 20,000 or 30,000 a month, and I also eat with a living. "At this point, Li Ting is actually already refusing, Wang Xiu can understand the subtext, otherwise she wouldn't have said...... Twenty or thirty thousand, it's also a mixed meal.'"
Although this woman is ordinary-looking, even a little ugly, she is obviously in the category of a strong woman.
"Oh, that's better than me, it seems that we are not suitable. Wang Xiu smiled lightly, oh, he didn't plan to have too much to do with this woman.
"You're very direct, Wang Xiu. It seemed that she was a little surprised that Wang Xiu was so straightforward, and Li Ting took a serious look at Wang Xiudao.
Li Ting's voice is very good, she laughs out loud when she eats, if you don't look at her face, it has a charming taste, but what she said at this time made Wang Xiu a little angry.
"What, Wang Xiu...... Actually, I like you, in addition to making money, I am quite satisfied with all aspects of you, although the length is not as good as those Korean Oba, but there are also some handsome, temperament, may be the reason why you write a book, a little literary fan, the body is a little thin, but just the right amount of symmetry, it is better, let's be everywhere, even if you get married or something in the future, it's nothing, I make money at home, you can write your book with peace of mind, and if you have a child in the future, you can also have time to bring ......"
There was not a single bad word in the words, but the meaning and taste in it were difficult for any man to accept, but the words were really powerful, and he clearly said the meaning of 'little man, sister will support you', but people couldn't find the words to refute the anger, but it could make Wang Xiu understand what it meant.
Wang Xiu didn't speak, just picked up the wine glass, filled it, shook his head at Li Ting, and drank it in one gulp: "A strong woman like you is not suitable for me." ”
"Yo, it seems that I'm angry, it seems that my sister guessed correctly, you are a bit of a literati. ”
"It's not Qinggao, it's just that my personality can't eat soft rice. ”
"What's the matter, if a man is rich, a little woman will become a vassal, and if a woman is rich, a man can also become a vassal, now in this society, my sister has already seen through it, laughing at the poor and not smiling at the prostitute, smiling stupid or not, the moral concepts of men and women are much more open than before, so do you think that the sister's face is not good-looking, right?"
"Actually, the pockmarks on my face are deliberately left, as long as you want, you can go to the hospital to get rid of it, as for the mouth is when I was small, I fell and injured my facial muscles, but as long as I go to South Korea for recovery surgery, it will be corrected, I have consulted, small surgery is not difficult, seventy or eighty thousand yuan of surgery fees, and this is not plastic surgery! This is to restore the original appearance...... In fact, you can take a closer look at me, if there is no pockmark, the mouth is not slanted, I am still very thoughtful, my mother you have also seen, she is not bad, I will be in the same mold with her. ”
Li Ting's mother's face flashed in Wang Xiu's mind, if that face was twenty years younger...... It's really not bad, no, it should be said that it is a middle-class asset.
Li Ting stood up at this time and leaned in front of Wang Xiu, at this time Wang Xiu looked at it seriously, it was indeed the same mold as her mother, if you remove the pockmarks on your face, and then correct your mouth back......
I'm sorry!, as a novelist and a manga artist, I've launched my 'PS + Brain Supplement Ability' in my heart!
At this moment, Wang Xiu had already imagined what Li Ting would look like after removing pockmarks and surgically correcting her mouth.
Mom and dad are going to sell batches! It's really not bad!
Just in that moment, in such a small moment, Wang Xiu's heart was really moved a little, but this thought had just flashed, and it had been suppressed and wiped out by the divine soul.