Chapter 503: A Thousand Miles of Begging, a Golden Night Pot
Cao Xiong carried a broken sack on his back, and jumped on the tricycle with a wolf howl. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Qin Da gritted his teeth and pedaled the tricycle hard, forward, and then forward......
On the small body of the tricycle, three people were squeezed, close to 400 catties.
"Boom!"
With a crisp sound, the chain of the tricycle actually broke?
In the end, Liu Eighteen and Fourteen still failed to outrun the group of Ukrainian aunts wielding hoes, as well as Dad!
In the end, Liu 18 found a gold-cast urinal in the dimensional space and exchanged it for the "freedom" of the four people, plus the broken sack behind Cao Xiong......
Inside the broken sack, there were eight chickens with their necks broken.
After eating and drinking, Liu Shibai still pulled an old Ukrainian man with a beard and curls and whispered......
A Ukrainian aunt who was overly enthusiastic volunteered to repair the tricycle and happily sent Liu Shibai and his party out of the village......
In the next few days, on the road to Huaxia, there were chickens and dogs along the way, chickens and dogs jumping.
Liu 18 and his entourage finally entered the territory of Kazakhstan.
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Baihaba Village, known as the first village in the northwest and the first outpost in the northwest of Huaxia Kingdom, is located in the territory of Tiereketi Township, Haba River County, Altay Region.
It is located on the border with Kazakhstan, just a few kilometers from East Silek, Kazakhstan.
Baihaba Village is known as one of the eight most beautiful villages in China.
On this day, on the winding road from Kanas Lake to Baihaba Village, herds of cattle and sheep transferred to the field.
On the natural grassland next to the road, a row of yurts or yurts has been built, forming a small market!
The bazaar is bustling with people selling pilaf, slivers, alcohol, and groceries, as well as cheap cosmetics and copycat clothes.
At the end of the distant highway, four gagged and grizzled beggars appeared.
The four of them faltered, gradually approaching the small bazaar.
The clothes on the four of them were so tattered that it was almost impossible to tell the difference between a jacket and a pair of pants!
Of those, three were black-faced and unkempt, and one could barely distinguish between eyes and nose.
But, without exception, the eyes of the four beggars were as ferocious as wolves, sharp as eagles, and greedy as bears......
In particular, the eyes of these four people are faintly glowing green, which is very scary at first glance.
"Lao Cao, it's your turn this time. ”
The tallest of the four spoke.
"Why am I again?"
An old man with a black beard, blinking his eyes.
At this time, the more handsome of the four sighed faintly:
"Hurry up, along the way, I'm tired of eating chicken every day, so I'll change something else to eat!"
After a few minutes, in the bustling area of the small market in Baihaba Village, a small border village in China, there was suddenly a burly beggar and a living corpse lying on the ground covered with a straw mat, revealing ten pitch-black toes......
These four people who looked extremely miserable were none other than Liu Eighteen and his party who had traveled thousands of miles to return to Huaxia on foot!
"Bang Bang!"
Qin Da took the aluminum alloy pot lid that he picked up somewhere, and knocked it hard:
"Come on, come on, take a look! Take a look! Ladies and gentlemen, fathers and villagers, sisters-in-law and daughters-in-law.
Today, my father and son first came to the treasure land, the heavens were unfair, and the old father occasionally passed away from the cold, and there was no tile to cover his body.
Please also raise your noble hands, reward me with a meal money, and preferably a tattered coffin board money, so that I can bury my father!"
In the small bazaar, the noisy and frolicking atmosphere was destroyed in an instant, and the silence was eerily ......
The slightest wind blows through the ......
The villagers of Baihaba Village, at the same time, were dumbfounded, looking at this big beggar standing in the middle beating gongs and drums!
Why is it so quiet?
Qin Dagu frowned, carefully thinking back to the Jianghu art cuts that Cao Xiong taught him along the way!
Did you say something wrong?
"Goo!"
Swallowing his saliva, Qin Da glared at the pancakes with the smell of green onion oil not far away, then his face straightened, and then he said in a loud voice:
"Look strange and weird, there is a space shuttle on the top, and a toad on the bottom.
I know the male and female mosquitoes flying in the sky, I know the male and female ants crawling on the ground, I know the astronomy and the geography, I know the past 800 years, and the latter knows 1,000 years......
Today, I will show you a skill, which is called the living falling to the ground and the dead turning over......
Ladies and gentlemen, it's cool to see ......"
Seeing Qin Da standing there knocking on the lid of the pot and gushing, spitting lotus flowers in his mouth, Liu Qianqian said strangely:
"Why didn't anyone respond?"
Standing beside Liu Qianqian, Liu Shiba, who had a dark face, said bitterly:
"No, we're going to shout in Kazakhstan, and someone is giving you a few steamed buns to eat.
Why did you go back to your own country, but you were ignored? I couldn't even coax steamed buns. ”
After beating gongs and drums for more than ten minutes, there were indeed many onlookers, but they didn't see a penny of reward.
Qin Da, who was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, finally threw the lid of the pot that had been knocked into a fishing net, walked to Liu Shiba's side and sighed:
"Master, did I say something wrong? Why is it ineffective today? I'm dying of hunger!"
Liu Eighteen's expression was very solemn, and he nodded solemnly and said:
"It's hard for you, I learned so fast with Cao Xiong. ”
Qin Da said with a dark face:
"Master, let's go and rob them, these people are not our opponents.
Let's grab the scallion pancake seller first, I'm so hungry I can't stand it......"
"That's right, grab a meal first!"
At this time, Cao Xiong, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be his father, also got up with a grunt.
Cao Xiong wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead and said heavily:
"You see, how indifferent are our people in Huaxia?
The old man turned over and blew up his body, and no one paid attention to it, and it is estimated that he was deceived a lot!"
Liu Qianqian covered her mouth and said in disbelief:
"It's a beautiful place, but it's so remote, I can't believe what kind of scam the people here have been through. ”
"Hahaha!"
At this moment, there was a burst of laughter from behind the four people.
When I turned my head, it was a young man with a dark face.
Qin Da glared dissatisfiedly and said:
"What are you laughing at?"
The young man couldn't help it, and laughed again, this time as if he was out of breath!
After a few minutes, the man explained in Mandarin, which seemed a little sandwiched:
Actually, it's not that the simple people here are indifferent!
As for what you say, they don't understand it at all. ”
Liu Eighteen and the four people were stunned when they heard this, and looked at each other blankly!
What is this called? In a foreign country, there are still a few foreigners who barely understand Huaxia and come to talk to them, and even give them some small money.
Back in China, Huaxia is not good?
How could something so devastating?
"Master, what should I do, starvation!"
The fierce light in Qin Da's eyes will be revealed!
Liu Eighteen gritted his teeth and said:
"First of all, the one who buys cakes, sells milk tea, yes, and the one who sells roasted whole sheep, grab it and eat it to your heart's content. ”
Liu Shiba's brain is also a mess now, and he has no boundaries to think about anything!
"Jingle bell!"
In my pocket, my phone rang suddenly.
Liu Shibai picked up the phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar international number, and instantly thought of the Ukrainian father that day.
Seeing Liu Eighteen's ugly face, Qin Da hurriedly asked:
"Master, if you don't keep quiet, I'll go and rob it?"
Liu Eighteen made a silent gesture at Qin Da and pressed the answer button.
The phone was connected, and sure enough, it was the kind Ukrainian dad, who hurriedly said on the phone:
"Boss, there's really movement outside this canyon!"
Before Liu Shibai could speak, the other end of the phone continued:
"It is said that what is the Three Kingdoms Kaku team. ”
Liu Shibai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, cleared his throat and asked, "How many people came?"
"A lot of people, looking at the posture, want to dig out that collapsed canyon......"
Liu Eighteen looked whole and said solemnly:
"It's best to think about it and let me know what you've found.
Don't forget, the price of the golden urinal is not low......"
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PS: These transition chapters, don't worry, everyone, today's 3 shifts are over, and we'll see you tomorrow at 7 o'clock in the morning.
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