Text Chapter 0413 Suicide by swallowing feces
Rowan had heard a phrase before. The words are: "If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself, and only if you believe in yourself, will others believe." ”
Obviously, the middle-aged man in front of Luo Wen who was spilled with and urine in his pants now believed his words very much, and was trying to believe what he said.
Luo Wen smiled and said: "At such an old age, you still think that you have a nephew who is the best in the world in terms of culture and martial arts, and is so kind and willing to give to Jigong? ”
"Brother Luo, he's just dreaming. I've checked this old thing. Although he is also surnamed Luo, he can't fight a pole with Brother Luo in eight lifetimes. Mad Tiger walked up to Rowan and said.
After hearing this, Rowan had such an expression, rubbed his forehead, and said a little speechlessly: "There are many celebrities." I am sitting at home, and woe is from heaven. People are sisters Lin who fell from the sky, and they are kind and loving. It's good that I'm here, and I have an uncle who has no medical ethics, no morals, and no conscience? Hey, what kind of luck is this? ”
The mad tiger held back a smile and said, "Brother Luo, how do you think you should deal with this person, the brothers are absolutely unambiguous!"
Listening to the bland conversation between Rowan and Mad Tiger, Dr. Li kicked his eyes, rolled over, and fainted, as for the middle-aged man, the guy who claimed to be Rowan's uncle, of course he also wanted to do this trick. However, there is no way, although his psychological quality is similar to that of Dr. Li, but his geographical location is not good.
"Oh yes, this person is Vice President Luo? Oh my God! Didn't you say that I don't often stay in the hospital? I have been in the blood mold for many generations, and I actually met it. ”
The middle-aged man's face became pale, and his heart was mushy, it was estimated that he had been hit too much at once, his body was a little unbearable, and he suddenly became very weak, his eyes rolled out a pair of white eyes, and he fell down in a groggy state.
Hey, it stands to reason that his scene should be the same as Dr. Lee's. As a result, the middle-aged man fell to the ground and accidentally fell his head into the urinal. The smell there was "overnight processing".
This stink, the middle-aged man immediately sobered up, and after that, no matter how discouraged he was, or how desperate he was, he couldn't faint. If you want to faint, it is estimated that you will have to increase the smell of the feces urinal basin. - Stinky fainting.
Rowan smiled, took out the mobile phone in his pocket, sent all the recorded audio from the mobile phone to Mad Tiger, and said, "Thanks to my habit of recording and leaving evidence when I have nothing to do." These two guys, you can beat me up, and then dig up some of their previous black material as much as possible, and hand it over to the police directly. ”
"Yes. Brother Rogo. Mad Tiger put his phone away, nodded his head and said.
Just as he was about to take people away, the middle-aged man who raised his head from the urine bowl hurriedly cried out bitterly: "Dean Luo! No! I was also forced to be helpless! I don't want to make this kind of black money! The reason why I did this was all because of ...... It's all ...... It's all this old Li who hurt me!"
Luo Wen raised his eyebrows, and when he heard that this guy was looking for a reason, a question appeared in his tone and expression: "Who did the black cauldron just think about." ”
Seeing through these things, Rowan smiled and said, "
Without further ado. If you go to be questioned and honestly explain all the black things you have done, I may even ask the Mad Tiger to leave some living expenses for your family. Otherwise...... Hmph~!I'm not a good person!"
"No, no, no, Dean Luo! I have an eighty-year-old mother above me, and a three-year-old child to raise! Please! Don't send me to the police station! I can give money! I can give money! Really, how much do you want? 100,000,000 or 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
"It seems that you are greedy for a lot of money. ”
Luo Wen frowned, his mood was even worse at this time, and he said to the mad tiger: "What are you doing with such a person, let the brothers do it quickly!
"Yes, Brother Luo!" Mad Tiger nodded, and then used his vigorous and resolute style of doing things, and walked directly towards the middle-aged man.
When the middle-aged man saw that Rowan was determined to arrest himself and go to the police station, he gritted his teeth, grabbed the urine basin next to his head, and threatened Rowan and said: "Dean Luo, we are all surnamed Luo, and our ancestors are all from our own family! Do you really want to force me to a dead end?"
Luo Wen frowned slightly, and said funny: "If you break the law, you should admit the law." Now that you are saying this, it seems that I, Luo Wen, am forcing you? On the contrary, I have no remorse at all. Tsk, such a person, if you want to die, I will not stop you! If you have the ability, jump directly from the window of the ward. ”
"You, you, Rowan, are you really going to force me to kill myself by swallowing feces here? Hmph! Think about it! What will the media say? What will your enemies do to discredit you? Aren't you afraid?" the middle-aged man threatened as he stepped back.
"Suicide by swallowing dung? It's a lot of nonsense, if you want to swallow it, no one will stop you. Rowan said lightly.
"You,...... I promise I won't be in front of you again, I ...... Don't come here!" Seeing that Rowan didn't eat it, the middle-aged man wanted to come soft, but unfortunately, before he finished his words, the mad tiger directly punched him in the stomach, and the bitter water smashed out for him.
"Wow, what are you doing?" the middle-aged man looked at the mad tiger in panic.
Mad Tiger smiled, pulled out the other urinals in the ward from under the bed, poured the contents together, and then grabbed the middle-aged man's head, pressed his head, and pressed his head into the urinal.
He said: "Since you like to commit suicide by swallowing dung so much, Lao Tzu will give you a feeling of enough! Hmph, play tricks? Dare to play tricks with Lao Tzu, you are afraid that you have never received prenatal education since you were born in your mother's womb!"
"Wow! Woo woo woo ......"
When the middle-aged man raised his head from the urine basin again, the person had already fainted from the stench.
Rowan pinched his nose and said, "Okay Mad Tiger, you're just too mischievous." It's just ...... When this matter is settled, you can pull up a company for me as soon as possible. Remember, I only want the best of the best, and I obey orders!
Mad Tiger slightly
After being stunned, he knew what Rowan was talking about, and said with a smile: "Yes, it's just that this expense is a bit big." Brother Luo, I'm afraid that the share dividends and salaries of your city hospital are not enough. Hahaha!"
"Money is not a problem! Wait for your account to be 30 billion, if it's not enough, I'll give you another sum of money!" Luo Wen said lightly. I don't have the slightest feeling that I'm rich and willful.
But...... It's so badly beaten, isn't it?
"Gollum~" Mad Tiger swallowed his saliva and said, "That, Brother Luo, you're not kidding, are you? It's 30 billion, not 300 million? It's local currency, right? It's not the money of an alien planet, right?"
"Hey, what do you say?" said Rowan with a smile. "My parents' manpower, send a few more people, we are not short of money now!"
"Yes, yes, yes. Brother Luo, it's good!Damn, this big money, although it's not Lao Tzu, but it's enough to run Lao Tzu! Bah, it's not cool, it's just super cool!" Crazy Tiger couldn't help but spit happily.
Rowan waved his hand and said, "Pay attention to your image, you spit all your saliva on other people's faces, it's disgusting." ”
Mad Tiger looked down at the middle-aged man he was holding in his hand, touched the back of his head a little embarrassed, laughed awkwardly, and said, "Haha! Brother Luo, isn't you too excited? If it's okay, Brother Luo, I'll go down first." ”
"Go, go, go!" Rowan said, waving his hand.
When the Mad Tiger and the others were all gone, Yao Yichen and her father woke up from a series of shocks. Yao Yichen looked at Luo Wen in a daze, and said in disbelief: "You, you, you are Vice Dean Luo?
Rowan shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't lie to you. From the beginning I said my name was Rowan, but unfortunately you didn't believe it, did you?"
The "......" ghost would believe that the vice president of a city hospital, a rich guy, would be so young and so easy to speak, and what is even more unacceptable is that he would squeeze the bus with others early in the morning, which is not robbing us of the position of bitter office workers...... Phew, why do you get crooked the more you think about it?
Yao Yichen said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry! I, I've always heard that Vice President Luo of the city hospital has three heads and six arms, and can fly in the sky and run underground. No, I didn't expect it to be like you......"
Rowan was stunned, he found that this rumor was a little scary. said: "It stands to reason that if that's the case, am I still human?"
"Not people. Yao Yichen said bluntly. After finishing speaking, she felt that she had said such a thing, a little too much. How can you say that your savior is not human?
She hurriedly wanted to explain: "Ah, that's sorry, that's not what I just said. I...... Hmm!"
Luo Wen stretched out a finger, sealed Yao Yichen's lips, and said softly: "It's okay, I understand what you mean." But have we forgotten something?"
One thing?
Yao Yichen's cheeks began to redden, and his heart was a little entangled, thinking, "One thing? Isn't this the condition that the old doctor said just now......?" What should I do if Rowan wants me to accompany him to a banquet?"
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