164-stirring sticks
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As a result, Yang Tang drove the Mercedes-Benz G500 without driving a mile, and saw a convoy lined up in front of him, which was crawling forward. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing two traffic policemen standing on the side of the road, Yang Tang simply parked the car next to the traffic police, lowered the window and asked, "What's wrong?"
One of the slightly chubby traffic policemen replied: "Is there an invitation? ”
"Yes!" Yang Tang handed over the invitation he had just snatched.
The fat traffic policeman took the invitation and opened it and looked at it: "Since you have an invitation, then hurry up and line up! There are many people who come to celebrate the birthday today, I heard that some invitations are enough to enter, and some are not allowed to enter, so I don't know if your kid has that luck." ”
"Really?" Yang Tang responded with a sigh, stepped on the accelerator slightly, swept past the two traffic policemen, and taxied for more than 100 meters, ranking at the end of the convoy.
Looking at Yang Tang's car from a distance, the thin traffic policeman said: "Eh, have you seen a car with an ordinary license plate go to this mountain before?"
The fat traffic policeman was stunned for a moment, shook his head wildly and said, "I haven't really seen ...... yet."
"Then you have to see it today, the Mercedes-Benz off-road just passed is a general brand!"
The fat traffic policeman was stunned again, and when he looked up, the Mercedes-Benz driven by Yang Tang at the end of the team was indeed an ordinary license plate, and the entire team leader could hardly find a second such car.
The other cars are either licensed by the provincial and municipal offices in Beijing, or by various ministries and commissions and the forbidden garden, otherwise they are black cards from the military and diplomacy.
Yang Tang's license plate was mixed in the moment, and it was particularly eye-catching, and it was obviously not the same as others.
"This ......"
"Do you want to go up and interrogate?"
"Forget it, people have invitations, more things are better than less!"
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Yang Tang waited in the car, at first he was able to endure the loneliness, but when he saw that from time to time there were cars behind him that overtook him, or even the entire convoy, Yang Tang was a little unbearable.
In fact, those cars who dare to overtake the convoy either live in Longquan Mountain, or they are real forbidden garden bosses, so they don't have to wait in line like a small person like Yang Tang.
Faced with such a situation, Yang Tang wanted to pretend to "see the mountain is not a mountain (see 006 for details)", so he drove past the entire convoy and swaggered into the range of Longquan Mountain.
But just as he was about to act, Qian Zhongshu's words flashed in his mind: "A person who is not crazy at the age of 20 is not promising, and if he is still crazy at the age of 30, he is also unproductive." ”
When people are young, they often do things recklessly, but they are full of courage to fight, this is the so-called "young and frivolous before the age of twenty", even if you do something wrong, young is the biggest capital to correct mistakes; Make money to support your family, be kind to others in everything, and don't make enemies easily.
Qian Lao's words are carefully tasted, they are all from experience, Yang Tang naturally understands this, so he suddenly hesitated a little when he planned to change his path, after all, the age of the two worlds is added together, let alone thirty years old, fifty years old, he has it, and he wants to pretend to be a big guy so frizzy, it is too immature!
"But Lao Tzu is only eighteen on the surface, can't you switch the style of painting at any time and go crazy?" Yang Tang muttered, but his eyes lit up: [Yes, Lao Tzu's advantage is not that he is mature and stable in the two lives, and he still sees the mountain or the mountain, and it is also not that he is young and frivolous, and the mountain is not the mountain (A), but that these two styles can change back and forth anytime and anywhere, and others will never be able to do this!]
After figuring this out, Yang Tang suddenly became enlightened, and immediately pressed the horn twice, slammed the accelerator, changed lanes and drove towards the head of the convoy, but the gate had been opened in two minutes, and was stopped by the guards standing guard.
"You, ID!"
Yang Tang handed over the invitation.
The guard's face, which was already dark, suddenly darkened: "I'm sorry, the guests attending the birthday banquet should be checked at the next entrance!" The so-called entrance next door is actually on the side, and there is a human-high iron fence between the two entrances, and it seems that it was temporarily installed.
Yang Tang put on a hanging appearance, squinted at the guards, and only when what he said was farting, he pouted: "I'll ask, do you recognize this invitation?"
The guard frowned when he heard this, and with a snap, he took the rifle he was carrying on one shoulder in his hand: "This gentleman, I said it, please go to the entrance next to it for inspection!" At the same time, a second lieutenant officer who had been standing at the door of the duty room behind the guard also put his hand on the holster on his waist.
Yang Tang, who had made up his mind to go crazy, naturally couldn't be frightened by this little battle, so he gave up halfway, he grinned and said, "Move the gun, right? Okay, I'll greet you here!" As he spoke, he poked his head with his finger.
Several guards who were checking at the entrance next to them saw that something was wrong and hurriedly separated two people to support this side. As soon as the two guards came over, they raised their guns at Yang Tang. For a while, there was a bit of tension at the gate.
While Yang Tang had the muzzle of the gun on his head, he was still shouting there: "You have the ability to shoot!" This is the case, but in fact, he has already filled his body, and the effect of the passive skill [Iron Cloth Shirt] has always been there, and he has some confidence in the face of the muzzle that may go off.
"Horn, horn!"
At this time, another black car drove up, parked behind Yang Tang's Mercedes-Benz, and hung the license plate of the staff headquarters.
The window was lowered, and the driver of the black sedan poked his head out and shouted, "The doors are blocked, what kind of fame?"
When the second lieutenant heard this, he immediately walked to the side of the car, took out a gun and put it on Yang Tang's head: "Get down!"
Yang Tang hesitated for half a second, but finally did not resist, obediently got out of the car, and stood against the wall. At the same time, another guard in charge of registration in the duty room trotted out, sat in Yang Tang's car, drove the car into the Pingba not far from the gate, parked it, and returned to the entrance lane, gesturing to let the black car in.
The black sedan behind it immediately drove slowly to the entrance and stopped. The rear window was lowered, and a middle-aged man who looked like a secretary showed his face and asked, "He...... What's going on?"
The second lieutenant explained in a low voice: "The one who came to congratulate the sixth master on his birthday is thinking that the team leader next to him is playing a scoundrel here!"
"Does he have an invitation?"
"Yes..."
"Take a look. ”
The second lieutenant hurriedly took Yang Tang's invitation card from the guards and handed it to the middle-aged secretary.
Glancing at the invitation card number, the middle-aged secretary changed color slightly, and quickly whispered a few words to the real boss in the car, and then leaned into the car window and ordered: "Search his body, if there is no problem, let him in, but his car has to be detained at your guard, and he will be returned when he goes back!"
The second lieutenant was a little surprised, but he didn't dare to ask more, and saluted with his legs: "Yes, chief!"
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Yang Tang was quickly released, but the car was detained. He followed the only birthday signs along the way, using the shrinking method, and seemed to be hurrying slowly, but he had already seen the "Jin Wangfu" on the invitation in ten minutes!
Yang Tang approached and found that there were a number of luxury cars parked outside the gate of the mansion, and the price of each one was not lower than the Mercedes-Benz G500 he was detaining at the guard! The middle door of the mansion was not wide open, and the master of ceremonies only greeted guests at the side door on one side, while six or seven young men and women gathered at the side door on the other side, talking and laughing there, quite happily.
Yang Tang walked all the way, although the speed was not slow and the people were not tired, but it was always a bit of a dusty taste, so as soon as he stepped on the steps at the gate of the Jin Palace, the men and women somehow turned the topic to him.
"Yo, there's a newcomer again!"
"Look at what this person is wearing,, I can't estimate the price......"
"He didn't drive, so he couldn't have walked, right?"
"Who knows!"
At this time, the master of ceremonies had already finished Yang Tang's invitation, and sang: "Yang Tang, the best friend of the little master, wishes the prince a blessing like the East China Sea!"
The men and women immediately began to talk again.
"Hey~~ It turned out to be a college classmate of the little master, no wonder he is so maverick!"
"What college classmates, I think most of them are high school classmates..."
"It must be, it's a stall with a whole body, and there is not even a car, it's really shabby!" Although this is sarcastic, it is also the truth.
"Isn't it just shabby...... Let's be one or two glamorous, just he is full of stalls, not even a watch, wait to take a photo with the little master, if he stands in the middle of us, it will be a-stirring stick!"
The rest of the men and women burst into laughter.
Yang Tang, who has been allowed to enter the door, wanted to keep a low profile after going crazy with the guards of the police department, but he solidified his ears very well, if he didn't deliberately converge, the flies flying a hundred meters away could be heard clearly by male or female, so the ridicule of the men and women on the side fell to the ears.
[Alas~~ What happened at the guard office will spread sooner or later, so let's go crazy to the end!]
Yang Tang only used one sentence to convince himself in his heart, so he walked straight to the periphery of those men and women, and said coldly: "Who said I was a-stirring stick just now?"
The men and women looked at each other, and no one dared to speak for a while.
In the end, it was the "one horse" young man who didn't hold his mouth and said stubbornly: "It's you, it's you, it's you...... What are you going to do with that?"
Yang Tang hooked the corners of his mouth when he heard this, and said with a charming smile: "Thanks for the compliment, you think too highly of me!"
Ha!?
Yiwa and his companions all thought that something was wrong with their ears, what does it mean to be "praised"? What does it mean to "look up to me"? Did this person just go to the boxing ring and be beaten stupidly?
I only heard Yang Tang say again: "The around the-stirring stick ......"
A: Before I went to college, my teachers or parents often recited those "big truths" in my ears, and I always replied, "I know, I know, I understand!"
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