Liu 18 vomited a mess, sat on the pavement in a daze, and watched the others in the cell gobble up, eat white rice, and grab the few spicy robe sticks. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this time, he secretly thought:

"Could it be that the people inside have been locked up for a long time, and there is something wrong with their nerves? Or is there something wrong with my eyes?

Is it a problem with my aesthetics that such a strange man is envied by a group of gray-haired old men?

Seeing Liu Eighteen fidgeting, eating a full meal, Tian Mingjian, who walked to his side with square steps, smiled weirdly:

"Boy, you still sell it if you get cheap, don't you know? If you're locked up here for decades.

I'm sure you'll think she's a sow when you see it, you know, as the saying goes, it's three days back, you know?"

Liu Eighteen looked at Tian Mingjian suspiciously, and said in confusion:

"What do you mean by three days of yang?"

"It means that if you don't do that for three days, you'll become a chicken. So, the old men in our cells are all young men, you know?"

Tian Mingjian's words immediately plunged Liu 18 into chaos, and said in his heart:

There are so many old roosters, no wonder it will drool when you look at a boar that is not yin or yang......

Seeing that Liu Eighteen's face hurt, Tian Mingjian smiled, patted Liu Eighteen's shoulder like a fan, and said mysteriously:

"Look, what's the worst thing about our cell? it's cigarettes, even if they are rubbed with oil by that yin and yang pig, it's not a big deal!

You kid won't lose a piece of meat in the future, the main thing is that people are locked up here, sometimes a cigarette can eliminate a lot of troubles, and a cigarette after a meal is like a living fairy!"

"Third master, can you bring me a cigarette, I think I can still anesthetize, I can still save ......"

Liu Shibai rolled his eyes, he didn't do such a disgusting thing, what is his reputation?

Tian Mingjian is obviously doing ideological work for himself......

………………

Sitting on the pavement, looking at the cigarette in his hand, and facing the envious eyes of several people around him, Liu Shibai was speechless for a long time, and remembered Tian Mingjian's words just now:

"The third master made an exception to reward you with a cigarette today, there is no problem, but you must know that in this cell, matches are more expensive than cigarettes, and you have to find a way to light the fire. ”

"What can I do, unless I take out a few lighters from the Golden Order dimension?

There seems to be a Great China in it? No, it's too conspicuous to tell the calendar.

When Lao Tzu is a fool, in addition to the plank, the cell is made of reinforced concrete, and the people who come in have even removed the iron buttons, how can there be lighters?"

Liu 18 was depressed and entangled alone.

"Little brother, how about a discussion?"

The old pedant Mu Yuzhou sitting next to him looked around, gently touched Liu Shibai with his elbow, and said with a sly smile on his face.

"What are you discussing?"

Liu Shibai looked sideways, in his opinion, he was currently penniless, except for a sweaty shirt on his body and a pair of pants without a belt, I don't know what else to discuss?

Mu Yuzhou looked at the puzzled Liu Shiba, rolled his eyes, stared at the cigarette in his hand, and said with a bright face:

"The old man hasn't smelled smoke for a month, I'll be responsible for helping you light the cigarette later, how about you leave me a cigarette fart~ share?

It's still okay to negotiate, boy, you can do it yourself, and you won't lose money. ”

Seeing Mu Yuzhou say this, Liu Shiba's interest was immediately aroused, and he asked in a low voice with a smile:

"No, how many years have you been here without a cigarette, and they won't give you the first three?"

Mu Yuzhou's eyes darkened when he heard this, and he muttered softly:

"I'm a cultural person, I can't tie the chicken, and I can't beat those reckless people, so the old man has nothing here except for some prison food.

Cigarettes, that's a benefit that only the first three people have, either you have a relationship with the correctional soldier and send them in, or through other special channels.

In addition, like the uncle and the third master, he can control the field, otherwise where will there be cigarettes for people like us to smoke. ”

Liu Shibai was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and subconsciously asked:

"Cultural person, what did you do that angered people? You were imprisoned in a black prison?"

When Mu Yuzhou heard this, he grinned, his face stiffened, and said with a wry smile:

"Do you know how many years I've been locked up here?"

Liu Eighteen said strangely:

"How much?"

"Fifty-six years. ”

Mu Yuzhou raised a finger and pointed to his old cheek in turn.

Liu Eighteen was dumbfounded......

Mu Yuzhou's eyes were deep, and he gritted his teeth and recalled in a low voice:

"Fifty-six years ago, in 1960, I forged Premier Zhou's approval and defrauded 200,000 yuan in cash from Huaxia Bank.

Later, it was announced that I had been sentenced to death, and my wife was also imprisoned for three years, in fact, I was imprisoned in this black prison.

Not to mention being locked up, I have to be taken to the outside office from time to time to explain all kinds of deception to some special talents outside, Lao Tzu has worked for Huaxia Bai for half a century......"

When Liu Shibai heard this, he was dumbfounded, how can this Nima be described in a tragic word?

This case, Liu 18 has heard of it, it is said that in the sixties of the world, there was a super liar who forged a comment from the general manager ~ , but I didn't expect it to be this guy?

At that time, the state promulgated the regulations on the award of scientific and technological invention and creation, and Mu Yuzhou felt that the opportunity had come.

So this guy chose one of the three major problems of the world's science and technology, "perpetual motion machine".

He thought that if this thing was to become an inventor, it would become world-famous, and the prize money and Nobel prize would definitely not run.

It took four or five years of painstaking efforts to finally make it, who knew that the results were reported to the Academy of Sciences, and people said that the perpetual motion machine was impossible to achieve from theory to practice, and it was whimsical to choose this topic.

There is no way to be an official, and he is not recognized as an inventor, so he decides to come to the evil to learn deception!

Since then, Mu Yuzhou has begun to study deception, and ancient, foreign, local and foreign swindlers have used it to study.

Later, all kinds of road slips, food stamps, cash, and forged letters of introduction were successful.

In the end, he finally succeeded in making a large sum of 200,000 cash from Huaxia Bank.

At that time, 200,000 cash was equal to 20 million now, and he was known as the first genius of deception in China.

No wonder the authorities were reluctant to shoot this guy, so he was imprisoned in a black prison and silently continued to contribute......

In fact, what Liu Shibai is curious about is, what is the perpetual motion machine of this wooden fishing boat research?

"What is a perpetual motion machine? Did you really build it?"

Liu Shibai glared at Mu Yuzhou and asked curiously.

Mu Yuzhou smiled triumphantly, and whispered mysteriously:

"Let me first explain to you what a perpetual motion machine is, the principle of this thing is that there is no need to input any energy or energy from the outside world.

Under the condition that there is only one heat source, it can continuously move and act as a kinetic machine.

However, a machine that does not consume energy and can maneuver forever violates the law of conservation of energy, so it is called a "first-class perpetual motion machine".

In the absence of temperature difference, it continuously absorbs heat from nature or air to continuously convert it into mechanical kinetic energy, which violates the second law of thermodynamics, so it is called "the second type of perpetual motion machine".

These two types of perpetual motion machines violate the concept of current objective scientific laws, and are judged by the scientific community to be unable to be manufactured. ”

When Liu Eighteen heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, this is ridiculous, it doesn't need energy to make the machine move non-stop, that's even more powerful than nuclear energy?

(End of chapter)