Chapter 65: Who's to Starve?
"Hungry!" Li Jie continued to shout in a 'loud voice' of forty decibels. But no one answered, because Lan was now looking for his two masters to find a way to avenge Li Jie's current situation. Thor, on the other hand, is looking for Carrie who can solve the big snake.
The Illuminati bosses, who were supposed to take turns to take care of Li Jie, have all entered a state of first-level combat readiness because the hammer of original sin has been taken away now. Everyone is very busy, so everyone has forgotten about Li Jie. Because everyone thinks that a big living person will not be suffocated to death by urine. Besides, Li Jie was just controlled by the hammer of laziness, and it didn't mean that he transformed into Hulk Hulk like Dr. Banner and then became unable to take care of himself. Li Jie can still take care of himself, he can even use a hammer to hit the storm hero, what else can't he do?
Looking at Li Jie's situation, I feel similar to Thor, seeing that Thor now has nothing special except for eating and drinking every day. It seems that this hammer can be controlled with willpower, and the willpower bosses are very confident in Li Jie's willpower. I think Li Jie has done a very good job in this regard.
So the bigwigs of the Illuminati ignored Li Jie, who was possessed by the hammer of laziness. They all felt that Li Jie could overcome laziness with his excellent self-control.
In fact, their estimate was indeed correct, Li Jie did defeat laziness with his super self-control. Because he had been 'shouting' several times in a row with forty decibels: "Hungry!"
Li Jie lay in bed and almost collapsed because he had not eaten for forty-eight hours. There was a bottle of 1.5 liter of Coke that Thor had bought next to his bed, and he had now drunk it. Now Li Jie feels that his whole body is lacking energy, and he needs more energy intake to keep himself alive.
But he didn't want to move at all. He didn't want to get up, he didn't want to cook, he didn't even want to call to order food, because he was too tired to call to order, but now he couldn't even play games to quench his hunger. So Li Jie can only pin his hopes on his hammer. Fortunately, it doesn't take much effort to communicate with the hammer in the brain, otherwise Li Jie might not even bother to communicate with the hammer.
Li Jie: Go buy me a meal.
Hammer: No.
JJ: I'm hungry.
Hammer: None of my business.
Li Jie: I am your master!
Hammer: I'm not such a lazy master!
Li Jie: Find out your own identity, you are the hammer of laziness!
Hammer: But my master should be going to spread laziness and not be lazy like a stupid pig!
Li Jie: Go, go. If I don't go to your master, I'll starve to death. Do you want to be a homeless hammer? know the stray wild dog? That's pathetic. Do you want to be a wandering hammer too?
Hammer: Shut up! I wasn't made to take care of you to shit and pee, to help you cheat in games, or even to buy food for you!
JJ: No, that's what you're made for. So resign yourself to your fate.
Hammer: No! I'm not!
Li Jie: Aha, if this is not your fate, then what is your fate? You must know that since you have chosen a master like me, you should have guessed what the consequences would be. Isn't it all right and normal to help a lazy master do all kinds of things?
Hammer: I don't want it, I refuse it! I was supposed to spread laziness and atmosphere in this world. Just like a few of my other brothers.
Li Jie: Oh, your brothers?
Hammer: Anger, greed, gluttony, lust, jealousy, arrogance.
Li Jie: Oh, oh, so. What are you brothers going to do? Spread the Seven Deadly Sins?
Hammer: That's right, we were supposed to spread the Seven Deadly Sins. Let the Seven Deadly Sins permeate the world!, but I have such a bad Venerable Being. Your laziness is a shame to all the pigs of the world.
Li Jie: I've won awards, so can you go buy me food now?
Hammer: No!
Li Jie: Then you will get a starving master.
Hammer: Starved to death. That way I can untie and go find another new owner. And then set off a frenzy of laziness.
Li Jie: You're really persistent. Why? Are you so happy to make the world lazy?
Hammer: This is my mission, our brothers have to spread these desires so that these negative emotions can be uplifted.
Li Jie: It's pointless!
Hammer: No, that's what it means! We're going to destroy the world.
Li Jie: Cannibalism by humans?
Hammer: No, it's just about sacrificing a small number of people and then saving more.
Li Jie: Oh, how do you say that?
Hammer: The world will end. But if all the negative emotions are concentrated in one point, then only that one point will be destroyed.
Li Jie: Oh, this is sacrificing the ego to save the ego?
Hammer: Yes!
Li Jie: Are you the one who made you brain-dead?
Hammer: You don't have to worry if you're not brain-dead, you're starving to death anyway.
Li Jie: ...... Do you just want to watch me starve to death?
Hammer: Hmm!
Li Jie: ...... But I don't!
Hammer: Stand up, then. If you dare to move, you will spread laziness. If you are diligent, you must spread the laziness in you to others. I'd love to see you move. Come on!
Li Jie: Wow! You and the people who made you are really insidious!
Li Jie now finally understands that the hammer of the Seven Deadly Sins is really not for the private order of the bosses of the Illuminati. Rather, there was another larger conspiracy, which he was now unable to tell anyone about. In fact, the bigwigs of the Illuminati are all helping the world block guns.
The Hulk bears the wrath of the world, Thor bears the gluttony of the world, and he bears the laziness of the world. So on the other hand, I've saved the world again, but the biggest question is how to get the word out now.
How can I do that as a superhero? Li Jie thinks that he should do something to inform others, but what can he do now?
Li Jie thought about it for a long time, and in the end he could only think of one way. He could only summon his own Thunder Knife and the full body of Thor's armor that Loki had given him. Fortunately, these are artifacts that can be worn automatically. It's like wearing holy clothes inside the Saint Seiya. Now Li Jie can only exude the aura of Thor on his body to attract the attention of the bigwigs of the Illuminati.