Text Chapter 0324 Four comics
Hearing Cui Jianfeng's words, except for Liu Panpan, the little girl, the other girls couldn't help but take a step back, Ling Ruomei was bolder, holding an iron frame of a field tent in her hand. However, she was held by her boyfriend Dai Wang and then taken away.
Dai Wang looked polite, but in the face of such a bad thing, he resolutely stood up, stood shoulder to shoulder with Luo Wen, and said, "Luo ...... Brother Luo, let's go up together. ”
Luo Wen smiled slightly and said, "Those gangsters who don't enter the stream will be handed over to me Luo Someone to deal with." As for the bastard named Cui Jianfeng, I'll leave it to you. This is a duel between men, and you must not lose. Although, the guy on the other side can hardly be called a man. ”
"Hmm. Brother Luo, I won't let Ruomi down. I've never been in a fight, but I'm afraid of it. Dai Wang was a little nervous and loosened, loosened and clenched, and finally held the iron frame tightly with both hands and held it high.
"This guy doesn't want to rush over and hit him on the head, right?"
Rowan rubbed his brows and said secretly: "This guy looks stupid, he is a master who tells cold jokes." ”
However, no matter what Rowan thought, he still patted the boy named Dai Wang on the shoulder and encouraged: "Come on, believe in yourself, you can do it!"
"Yes, I, I can do it!"
Dai Wang seemed to be inspired, his face was a little red, whether he was excited, or he was overcoming his fears, either way, he was growing.
"If a man hasn't been in a fight, that's a bit of a problem. Rowan thought so.
Seeing Luo Wen and Dai Wang whispering to each other, Cui Jianfeng was a little impatient. He said, "Brothers, come on!
"Oh oh oh oh
Rowan is sure that they are just taking advantage of their mouths, and when that time comes, it is estimated that one by one will be more timid than a pig. So. Rowan intends to surprise one of them.
"As a man, we should take the initiative and face the difficulties!" Rowan whispered, kicked his feet, and rushed forward like a cannonball.
Dai Wang saw Luo Wen rushing up, he also stuffed his head, and raised the iron pole with both hands and rushed towards Cui Jianfeng. On the other hand, he also shouted: "Ahhhhhh
A stream of hot blood will sooner or later radiate in his body. If only he were a man.
"Kill this kid first!" The little gangsters who couldn't do anything surrounded Rowan, looking ill-willed. They were not in a hurry to attack Rowan at all, as if a flock of cats had surrounded a mouse, always hoping to tease it, and at the moment when the mouse thought it had escaped, they would whine and eat the mouse in one bite.
However, there is one thing these guys think wrong. They may be a cat, but Rowan is most likely a tiger.
And, as a tiger, even if you play, you will never play happily with a few cats. So, Rowan smiled slightly, and gave one of them a slap with lightning speed.
"Ahh
However, at this time, Rowan smiled, and he didn't know when there was an extra pair of scissors in his hand, and there were four clicks and clicks, and a big hole was cut out in the crotch of these gangsters. Fortunately, they all know to wear a pair of underwear, otherwise, the picture will be extraordinarily beautiful.
But even when they're wearing panties, it's funny.
Rowan looked at the pattern on the boxers, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Oh, oops! It turns out that you are also cultural people! The underwear you wear is also extremely connotative." Roses, peonies, sunflowers, wild chrysanthemums?hahahaha! You are the legendary flower picker?hahaha!"
The four thugs covered their crotches nervously, showing aggrieved looks, and said, "You, you, you...... You're actually ...... Woowoo...... You can dishonor our people, but you can't dishonor the taste of our four brothers. ”
"Taste, dead pervert!"
Rowan raised his eyebrows, kicked them in the face one by one, kicked them to the ground one by one, and said: "It seems that you are too lonely and empty in the past, so you are idle and painful, and you are all these yin and yang weird things." ”
"Damn! You dare to despise our taste, and you despise our people! Boy, our brothers have fought with you. The four thugs got up from the ground, ignored the footprints on their faces, and pounced viciously at Rowan.
"Click, click~"
Rowan stood in place, with a slight smile on his face, raised the scissors in his hand, looked at the four gangsters, and said, "Do you know what the name of this scissor is?"
Then, the faces of the four thugs changed, and the action that was about to pounce on them quickly stopped, and quickly covered their crotch with both hands, and asked with a frightened face: "What's your name?" Let me tell you, boy, if you have a kind of murder weapon, you put down the murder weapon, let's fight one-on-one!
Rowan blew on the scissors and said, "This scissor has followed me for many years, and it has been famous in the rogue world for a long time. It has a name that can scare people off three meters away. ”
"It's a mystery. If you have the ability to say it, an ordinary pair of scissors can still be dragged and cool?" said the gangster disdainfully. But no one rushed forward, because when they saw the scissors, they always felt a cold feeling in the crotch of their pants, so that they did not dare to act rashly.
Luo Wen said with a serious face: "My scissors, the people in the rivers and lakes call it 'Cutting off children and grandchildren, miserable and invincible golden Jiao scissors'." Hehe, its function is also very simple, that is, to cut off children and grandchildren, and it is miserable. When you hear this name, are you sure you don't step back three meters from me?"
At this moment, a leaf fell from the tall ancient tree. Rowan clicked and cut the leaf in half. Then look at the four thugs.
"Gollum~"
The sound of four mouthfuls swallowing in unison sounded. The four thugs looked down at their crotch and felt a chill on their backs. When they looked up at Luo Wen, their hearts jumped, and they hurriedly stepped back three meters, no, five meters, it was still a little close, ten meters......
No, it's safe to step back thirty meters......
"Ahhhh
The four thugs, who were in the process of retreating, suddenly stopped, their bodies stiffened, and their faces turned pale. Because, they find themselves seemingly retreating on a downhill path.
However, by this time, half of their bodies were already falling backwards. Fortunately, they found a balance in time, stabilized themselves, and stood on the slope obliquely.
Then, when they breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, I saw Rowan blow the ordinary scissors in his hand. The four thugs looked at each other, their hearts jumped, and their bodies immediately fell backwards.
"Aha!
"Death, death, death!"
"I don't want to die!"
“…………”
"Four comics...... "Rowan blew off a silk thread on the scissors, and when he saw that the four thugs actually rolled down the slope, he couldn't help but say inexplicably.
Although this matter is indeed a bit weird, since the gangsters are so face-saving, Rowan does not plan to continue to pursue it without looking for trouble, and quickly moves his gaze to the side of the duel between the two.
The fight over there seems to have entered a white-hot and intense scene. Dai Wang and Cui Jianfeng hugged each other, you grabbed me, I grabbed you, either you punched me, or I gave you a slap, either you hit me with your head, or I bit you with my teeth.
And that's not even the most burning scene. The most burning scene should be the five girls surrounding the two people, of course, Liu Panpan is also inside. One by one, these female compatriots shouted: "Come on, come on, come on, come on, !!."
“……”
A gust of wind blew down from the top of the mountain. Rowan felt that his hairstyle was a little messy, and he thought that these girls were simply too much, and thought to himself, "Is it child's play to treat the duel between men as child's play? What are you kidding?"
So, Rowan walked over with a serious face and shouted: "Bet, bet! bet,
"Buy one for one for one, buy one for one for one! Hurry up and bet, hurry up and bet!
“……”
Then, everyone present was messy, even the two guys who were rolling around on the ground and fighting hotly, were messy. In the end, Rowan faced the stupid gazes of a bunch of people, punched Cui Jianfeng with a punch, and pretended to be calm and said: "Oh oh oh, I won I won!"
“……”
A group of people were silent.
Luo Wen blinked, and hurriedly lifted Cui Jianfeng up and rolled down the slope. Then, he went down the slope and had already climbed up, but because he saw Rowan's head, he hurriedly got on the ground and pretended to be dead and shouted, "Hey!
However, the four thugs under the hillside did not dare to move at all, for fear that Rowan would think that they were awake. One by one, they lay on their stomachs, motionless. So, when Cui Jianfeng, who was unconscious, was rolled down by Luo Wen, they exploded like bowling balls.
"Yo, Grand Slam, huh?" Rowan said amusedly.