Meditation classes are boring, and not only the students understand it, but the teachers also know it, so there are generally two kinds of classes like this.

Teachers who are decent and don't want to be responsible for the classroom mostly choose to follow the script.

The university that Yu Yue used to go to was like this, the students didn't listen, and the teachers didn't like to talk, just go through the motions, and then you got out of your class, and I went back to my home.

You've also taken classes, I've earned a salary, and it's good that everyone gets what they need and is fine.

But for some aspiring teachers, they don't want their work to be so boring, so they will look into making the class more interesting.

For example, do some extensions, such as telling some interesting anecdotes.

This Teacher Zhang belongs to the latter, but her general appearance is not suitable for any happy interaction with students, and she will always make some extensions, explain some reasoning, and proudly show her talents.

Today, she talked about the importance of ideology and morality.

Now there is a new mobile phone, called Apple, which is made in country M, with exquisite design and excellent production, which is defined as a smart product, and has set off a boom in the field of mobile phones. ”

Hearing the teacher talk about apples, some knowledgeable students responded that they knew.

At this time, Apple has just heated up, it is a topic that people are talking about, there is an Apple mobile phone, that is the top cow character, Meng Xinzhu took out the things sent by Yu Yue, but the whole dormitory took turns to play for a long time.

"Yes, I won't say how good the Apple phone is, but from his design, we can see the quality of the people of country M. ”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was curious, does this have anything to do with quality?

"Apple's mobile phone is exquisitely made, there are only five keys in the whole machine, for Apple's pursuit of excellence, they don't want to set up any dispensable key, but these five keys, including a main menu key, a shutdown key, a volume adjustment key, these should be necessary, but he also added an additional key, what is that?"

"Mute!" a classmate who owns an Apple phone proudly replied.

"Yes!" Mr. Zhang nodded with satisfaction: "The mute button, in the eyes of many people, can actually be completely integrated into the internal operation of the mobile phone, but the harsh people of country M still pull out this key position alone? ”

Teacher Zhang said very firmly, as if she had been in country M for many years, as if she had seen everyone in country M, as if there were no exceptions.

This statement makes Yu Yue have some long knowledge, but for such a teacher, no, it should be such a person, Yu Yue is very unimpressed.

You say that others are good, but he hates those who have a flattering face.

This kind of person Yu Yue has seen too much, for a few years, the Internet is full of such sluts, and many people can even become popular by burying the motherland, and then bring out a large number of fans who worship foreign countries.

Later, when someone stood up, listed the ugliness of foreigners, and popularized a lot of knowledge with a real insight, those Chinese people who did not know knew knew that they had been led astray.

It is said that many people who worship foreigners are tools for foreign countries to poison the motherland, Yu Yue has not reached that level, I don't know if it is true or false, maybe there are, but not all of them, and a considerable number of people are just cheap in their bones.

Seeing that the class had interacted under the leadership of Teacher Zhang, Yu Yue was really tired of writing, so he secretly whispered.

smiled: "I'm also your parent?"

Meng Xinzhu said just now that when the parents of the roommates came, they invited the dormitory people to dinner, but their parents had not come yet, and Yu Yue's roommates also knew about it, so he told Yu Yue to invite the roommates to have a meal.

Meng Xinzhu saw that the class was noisy, so he also put down his pen, lowered his head with a red face, and whispered: "You are a family member!"

Yu Yue's heart was hot, his face was full of spring breeze, and he said, "Okay, let's make the atmosphere and choose a good place." ”

"No, just the door. Meng Xinzhu said.

"Don't, it's the first time I've come to the magic capital, and I'll take me to see it. Yu Yue said.

The two were secretly discussing the problem, and Mr. Zhang talked about the high quality of the M people to the high technology of the M people.

Directly say that the country is backward and too far behind others, and then say how powerful the Apple mobile phone is, what trend it will lead, and say that the motherland will not be able to catch up for many years.

I made her worried, and then I said that the country was not angry, I didn't know how to engage in high technology, and I specifically followed the trend to engage in those useless ones, and used the automobile industry as an analogy, saying that I didn't learn well after studying for so many years, and the things I made were sparse, and I didn't dare to open them, and I looked quite disgusted.

said that the country did not pursue it, if it was like this all the time, it would always follow other people's butts, and there would be no big deals.

That look, as if the country had lost an adult to her, as if she was very proud of country M.

Teacher Zhang was indignant on the podium, but unexpectedly, there were two troublemakers below.

In fact, she has long paid attention to it, although the class is very large, several classes, but the teacher is in a high position on the podium, and she has a clear view of the bottom, and she has long found that the two people in the distance always attract the attention of her classmates, and she also knows that this should be a couple, so she didn't care much, but at this moment, these two people didn't know how to converge but intensified, and what was even more annoying was that they attracted most of the attention.

Teacher Zhang was quite angry, not only was her authority challenged and her face couldn't get by, but also because she felt that she was here to make a generous statement telling them to work hard, they only had men and women in their hearts, which was unbearable, and the young people nowadays are really shameless!

Teacher Zhang's little temper can be held back as soon as he comes up, and he looks at it and screams.

"What are you two studying? What are you two studying? Why don't you think I'm right? Do you want to come up and talk about ?!!!?"

Yu Yue didn't pay attention at first, he was chatting with Meng Xinzhu, how could he hear anything else in his ears.

Meng Xinzhu didn't react at first, but she soon noticed that something was not quite right around her, and when she looked up, the smile on her face had not had time to retract, and she saw Teacher Zhang staring at her.

Yu Yue finally discovered that the situation was wrong, and when he raised his head and saw this posture, he looked dazed.

"What are you two talking about?" Teacher Zhang's face was quite ugly.

Meng Xinzhu was frightened, of course he didn't dare to say anything, Yu Yue knew that he couldn't stand up at this time, because he couldn't protect Meng Xinzhu, and he was easy to be a target, the smartest choice was to put on an innocent and pitiful face, begging the teacher to make a big thing a small thing.

But after a thousand calculations, Yu Yue didn't calculate that he didn't have more hatred than Mr. Zhang.

A boy's voice rang out: "Teacher Zhang, that boy is not our major. ”

it!

Yu Yue was shocked in his heart, and looked in the direction of the voice, but it was all people, how could he know who said it, he really wanted to go up and fight with that buddy.

Teacher Zhang was even more angry when he heard this, and he talked about my class when he fell in love, and it was okay if others didn't say it.

"It's not your major, so which major are you? What's the matter? You think my class is good and you came to audit?" Teacher Zhang looked at Yu Yue and asked.

What kind of character Yu Yue is, you can't just be with her for this kind of woman, you have to hold her, so he nodded shamelessly: "Teacher, your lecture is very in-depth, I think I have benefited a lot, M people are indeed of high quality!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, this buddy's ability to steer the rudder when he saw the wind was okay!

Teacher Zhang frowned when she heard this, she was not confused by Yu Yue's sugar-coated cannonballs, on the contrary, he felt that Yu Yue was playing clever, which was an insult to her IQ: "Heh, it seems that you understand very deeply, so why are you so unqualified? Which college are you from? Didn't your teacher teach you the basic qualities of being a human being? The teacher didn't teach you, and your parents didn't teach you? How can there be a student like you in FD University?"

, this woman is in menopause!

Lao Tzu doesn't threaten you, when I'm hellokitty?

"I'm not FD, don't worry, I'm not ashamed of you. Yu Yue said.

Teacher Zhang was stunned when he heard this: "It's not FD, then why are you coming in? I'll ask you out!"

Yu Yue smiled when he heard this, and then stood up: "I thought that FD University was so good, I thought about it and listened to the guidance of famous teachers, but it turned out to be at this level, so I didn't listen." ”

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and then they were angry, a little deflated three, mixed into FD to soak our sister, and insulted our school teacher?

Teacher Zhang is indeed fucked, but this thing is just like the motherland, no matter how fierce he scolds, he can't allow others to bury him.

In the angry eyes of everyone, Yu Yue was about to leave.

"Stop!"

How could Teacher Zhang let him leave in a chic manner after burying him, not to mention that it didn't fit his temper, and he would be embarrassed by the school, so he shouted.

This call startled Meng Xinzhu, who had hoped that Yu Yue would be able to retreat, and he was anxious.

The other students are happy, boy, can you catch the slap of the exterminator Taisan in the wilderness here?

Yu Yue stood still when he heard this, and Teacher Zhang said: "You make it clear, how am I at my level? Let me tell you, I didn't let you get out of the way, it's enough quality." ”

Yu Yue smiled when he heard this: "It's not a matter of quality, it's a matter of level." ”

When everyone heard this, they were surprised again, the level problem, where did this guy come from? Dare to question the level of our teacher.

Teacher Zhang also realized something, and thought to himself, don't be slapped in the face, it would be bad if this was a top student from a Kyoto university.

So he sneered: "Which school are you from?"

Yu Yue straightened up when he heard this: "Shijiazhuang School of Economics and Management!"

A brief moment of astonishment......

Rumble!

All of a sudden, the class exploded, and then there was a burst of laughter.

Shijiazhuang School of Economics and Management?If you heard me correctly, it should be a junior college, right?Do you dare to question the teacher of FD University for this behavior?Jinnyima, don't be too funny!

Meng Xinzhu was also a little confused, where is this.

He didn't know that Yu Yue was his very arrogant alma mater.

Teacher Zhang couldn't help laughing: "It turned out to be a talent, then please tell this top student of Shijiazhuang School of Economics and Management, where is my poor level, I can study and study." ”

Meng Xinzhu was startled in his heart, gritted his teeth and stood up.

The action was not big, but the momentum was not small, and it immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Then in the puzzled eyes of everyone, Meng Xinzhu mustered up the courage to look at the teacher and pleaded: "Teacher, he is my boyfriend, he came to play with me during the May Day holiday, I didn't want to skip class, so I let him come, he didn't mean to offend you." ”

A heartbreaking voice appeared in every boy's heart.

Meng Xinzhu actually stood up, and actually stood up to defend her boyfriend, is it worth it to be such a shameful boyfriend?

Yu Yue was also unexpected, and then smiled, it was still the same Meng Xinzhu, elegant when quiet, and brave and unscrupulous when he encountered difficulties.

"What's the matter?" Teacher Zhang smiled disdainfully, looked at Yu Yue and said: "No offense, high-achieving students have proud capital, it's okay, I'm still waiting for your advice, let me appreciate the knowledge of Shijiazhuang's economic management talents." Boy, you'd better convince me, or I'll send your girlfriend to the head of the hospital and bring your boyfriend to insult my class!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, this old guy was really angry!

Meng Xinzhu was also frightened, not to mention whether he was punished or not, it was bad for the counselor to criticize him!

Yu Yue smiled when he heard this, and said confidently: "I hope you have the quality to speak." ”

Teacher Zhang smiled when he heard this: "I want to see how you convince me!"

Teacher Zhang really thinks it's funny, don't say you're a broken junior college student, even if you're a talent in Kyoto, what if I'm right, stand still, I'm afraid you will refute? Besides, the old lady is not convinced, what can you do?

The others also looked at Yu Yue strangely, this guy has a problem with his brain, right?

No one thinks that he can convince Mr. Zhang that this old lady can't be done with simple reasoning.

Of course, Meng Xinzhu also understands that Yu Yue is indeed good at speaking, but this is a class, but no one is messing around with him, what level of education he has, art school, he has not yet obtained a diploma, and FD's teacher, is that an ordinary talent? Not to mention the teacher, just a counselor is quite knowledgeable.

"Since you humbly ask for advice, then I will use the most simple knowledge of Shijiazhuang School of Economics and Management to tell you about your so-called national incompetence. ”

Yu Yue said and walked towards the podium.

Everyone is puzzled, damn, the knowledge of Shijiazhuang School of Economics and Management can't be violent, right?

Quite possibly!

A junior college, how can there be any academics, except for pickling girls, it should be violence!

If Mr. Zhang was really beaten by this guy, can he clap his hands regardless of his previous suspicions?

It's a very tangled question.

Teacher Zhang was also slightly stunned when he saw Yu Yue walking towards the podium, and then saw Yu Yue pick up a piece of chalk, so he was slightly relieved.

But then, everyone was even more surprised, really?

If it's not a magic power, it can only be explained.

Sure enough, then everyone saw Yu Yue pick up the chalk and face the blackboard: "I'll tell you about the simplest game in economics." ”

Then, everyone saw Yu Yue draw two things on the blackboard.

Truth be told, the painting was terrible, and if he hadn't dotted two dots on the nostrils of the two animals that looked like four-legged, no one would have guessed that they were two pigs.