Chapter 156: I, Zheng Mango, are not angry
The game of eagle catching chickens, Qin Jian is very serious, he will never release water, he said that if he wants to run, he will definitely run desperately, and he will definitely not deliberately show his flaws and be caught by these two girls.
Because being caught is a beating, and he doesn't want to be beaten.
Tragedy is tragic because the story of tragedy has a tragic ending.
The 18-year-old Zheng Mango's physical fitness is not good, and he really can't catch up with Qin Jian's boyfriend, especially Qin Jian's various god-level moves, which made Zheng Mango almost wrestle.
But Han Lemon, who has been practicing dance for many years, has unfathomable physical strength and strength as big as a tigress.
At the beginning, Han Lemon didn't take it seriously, she just drove Qin Jian at a speed similar to her sister, drove Qin Jian to her sister's side, and waited for her sister to grab Qin Jian and beat her violently, so that the matter of beating people had nothing to do with Han Lemon, a lady.
People who know how to respect their elders are very knowledgeable, Qin Jian knew that his girlfriend was really angry when he heard Zheng Mango call his full name, so at this time, Qin Jian felt that he had to avoid Zheng Mango, and he couldn't be caught by Zheng Mango, otherwise he would die a miserable death.
If he could choose again, Qin Jian felt that he might be able to be caught by Han Lemon, so that he might not be beaten, at least he would be protected by this sister, and he would be embarrassed to fight when he was a sister.
Qin Jian is still young after all, he lacks social experience, I don't know whether it is his sister or sister at this time, they all want to beat him, the reason, girls don't need a reason to be angry, if they want to hit you, they will beat you, you can only endure it obediently, unless you can run away.
Because it was the first time he fell in love, Qin Jian didn't know what to do to make his girlfriend angry was the best way to solve it.
In fact, there are many people who are very strange, why between boyfriends and girlfriends, sometimes boys like to provoke girls by death, being beaten, flattened, beaten, beaten, or unrepentant, or continue to provoke this girl, the most important reason for this is actually very simple, because boys don't know why girls are so angry in this matter, angry, angry, and frustrated.
Qin Jian felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward now, and he should say some jokes to make the atmosphere a little lighter, in this way, Zheng Mango should be a little lighter when he hit him, and Han Lemon should be embarrassed to beat him, after all, Zheng Mango is his girlfriend, Han Lemon is not.
However, that may be because he has seen too much fast sound, Qin Jian learned to say a sentence above at this time,
"Hahaha, you can't catch up with me, I'm so strong, you two weak scumbags. ”
Han Lemon, who had been watching jokes, was really annoyed by Qin Jian.
Han Lemon, who became serious, was a very terrifying existence, a terrifying existence that could unscrew the Qin Jian Heavenly Spirit Cover with one hand.
Just when Qin Jian thought that it was still the same racing mode as before, Han Lemon suddenly broke out, exploded, and caught up with Qin Jian in a few steps, grabbed Qin Jian's arm and dragged it back, Qin Jian's body lost his peace, and he immediately fell to the floor.
With a muffled bang, it was understandable that Qin Jian's fall was still quite painful, and at this time, Zheng Mango, who was not afraid of making a big deal to see the excitement, chased after him from behind, and grabbed Qin Jian's other hand, not allowing Qin Jian to have any possibility of escaping.
Qin Jian's current posture is quite simple to say, have you ever seen patrolling and catching thieves? That's what it looks like, Qin Jian was pressed to the ground by the two sisters, face down, so there was no way to struggle, and both arms were pressed by the girl.
In addition, Qin Jian was also forced to practice dance by Han Lemon, after practicing for so long, he was really physically and mentally exhausted, and he didn't have much strength anymore, at this time, he was like a salted fish who had lost his dreams, he could only lie there and move too lazy to move, let others slaughter him, let the mermaid meat, and feel very sad and wanted to cry when he thought about it.
But if Seon loses his horse, he doesn't know if it's a blessing.
At this time, Qin Jian can be regarded as realizing a dream that he has always dreamed of, that is, the sisters are all in his arms, although the current Qin Jian is being held by the two sisters, but Qin Jian feels that they are all the same, there is no big deal.
Isn't it just a beating?
His man has relatively thick skin, and it is not a big deal to get beaten a few times.
Although Qin Jian has not been beaten much since he was a child, his parents are basically pampered, and he has not beaten him very seriously, but it is indispensable to fight him not very seriously.
Qin Jian has an advantage, that is, as long as you have a valid reason, then he will not be angry with you if you beat him, he will feel that he deserves it, and he will take it for granted.
But what made Qin Jian desperate was that Han Lemon was not a girl who was easy to fool, Han Lemon looked at Qin Jian, who was pressed by the two girls and couldn't move, so he stretched out two delicate female fingers, pinched a piece of thin meat on Qin Jian's waist, and then twisted it in a clockwise direction for most of the time, causing Qin Jian to scream in pain, like an unlucky screaming chicken.
"Sister, when you screw your boyfriend in the future, you have to screw it like your sister, if you just slap it with your slap and punch it, this guy doesn't feel pain at all because of his rough skin and thick flesh. ”
"Okay sister, you're the best. ”
Zheng Mango, who loves to play and make trouble, has forgotten that he is going to have a fight with his sister at this time, and at this time he is full of happiness, and playing boyfriend is the happiest entertainment, which can make Zheng Mango play with relish all day.
Zheng Mango pinched her boyfriend for the first time, and she was a little cautious, for fear of playing him badly, two white and tender fingers were carefully placed on her boyfriend's waist, and then pinched tentatively.
"Mango, Mango spare me, don't be angry. You are a good baby, the most gentle, the loveliest, the most beautiful existence in the world, you will definitely not punish ordinary men in the world, you just let me go, I will definitely be good to you in the future, take you to eat delicious, take you to play fun, let me go.
"Hehe, don't worry, Dabai, I'll be gentle, I swore a poisonous oath to the mango tree you planted, I'm not angry, I'm really, really not angry, well, not angry." ”
Zheng Mango gently pinched, twisted, pinched, with a beautiful face and a grin, looking very good to speak, sweet, fragrant.
Zheng Mango glanced at Han Lemon, who was watching the joke with cold eyes, and felt a wave of resentment burning in his heart, and then glanced at the rainbow-colored double-circle bracelet on Qin Jian's left hand, Zheng Mango felt that he could explode on the spot.
"So, my boyfriend, please die!
I don't have a manuscript, I don't need to save a manuscript, I have no interest in saving manuscripts, I just want a recommendation ticket and a commuter pass. 】