Chapter 0990 - Kneeling Directly (1)
The special 'Nutrition Express' ignites the power of the wilderness, and Jiang Ziya is at full power, just like Superman. This article was first published by In just three minutes, it passed in the blink of an eye.
The green snake directly has a cool expression, its delicate body trembles, its fragrant sweat is profuse, its eyes are confused, and it is completely forgetful.
The remaining six snake spirits next to them couldn't help but show envy, licking their mouths one by one, their eyes were full of little stars, and they couldn't wait for the next one to be their turn!
"Those who eat Xiang live broadcast, those who jump on the grave, and those who commit suicide by seppuku, the three of you can go!"
At this time, Chen Xiaobei walked over and looked at the three stunned teasers playfully.
"I ...... We're just joking! How can jokes be taken seriously? You Chinese people are like that, you don't have any sense of humor at all. ”
The three teases turned red, as if they had been slapped wildly by an invisible slap.
When he pretended to be forced just now, one was more ruthless than the other, but at the moment, he could only cheekily say that it was just a joke.
This face can't be louder.
"Well, I knew you would say that, island people are like this, backsliding, shameless!"
Chen Xiaobei smiled indifferently, it was not enjoyable to slap their faces, and they had to put their faces on the ground again.
"The surname is Chen! You speak politely!"
Island Country Jay Lun was immediately angry, and said in a strange manner: "Isn't it only three minutes that have passed?
"That's it!" said the island country Lao Bi with disdain: "I haven't spoken for an hour at a time, and he's only been three minutes, so I'm embarrassed to take it out?"
Kato Kitty snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "The Chinese people are like this, they don't know how thick the sky is, and the frog at the bottom of the well is just that!"
When Chen Xiaobei heard this, his heart did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh: "Heh, remember your words, I'll go sleep first and then slap you in the face." ”
After speaking, Chen Xiaobei retreated.
went directly to the carriage return, used his mobile phone to check the latest information on the wedding of the crown prince of Cha Guo, and then slept beautifully.
When I woke up, it was dark.
"I'll go with dwarf oil, I slept for six hours in one night, and Lao Jiang should almost be done!"
Chen Xiaobei stretched, got out of the car, and walked back to the set.
"This ...... Here are a few meanings......"
As soon as he entered the filming site, Chen Xiaobei was directly stunned.
The island nation Jay Lun knelt on the ground! The island nation Lao Bi also knelt on the ground! Even the most pretending Kato Kitty knelt on the ground!
The cinematographer is kneeling, the gaffer is kneeling, the prop master is kneeling, and even the director Keitaro Yamashita is kneeling!
I said...... Why are you all on your knees?"
Chen Xiaobei asked with a puzzled face.
"Too ...... It's so awesome ......"
Keitaro Yamashita had a ghostly expression on his face, and said in a trembling voice: "Toothless teacher is too good! Hehehehe......he
"Uh......"
Chen Xiaobei's expression was slightly stunned, and his eyes looked at the Fairy Cave Mansion.
The six snake spirits seemed to have collapsed, and they lay on the ground in twos and threes.
The hair is messy, the fragrance is drenched in sweat, the skin is covered with a faint layer of dividends, and the expression on the face is as if flying in the clouds, fluttering like a fairy, enjoying it incomparably!
The last white snake is still fighting with Jiang Ziya, but its state is not much different from the previous six snake spirits.
It is only a matter of time before it is completely conquered.
"After doing it for a long time, you don't need me to slap your face, you guys will kneel first?"
Chen Xiaobei had a playful smile on his face and looked at the three teasers just now.
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced! The toothless teacher is simply too rebellious! After more than ten years in the industry, he can be said to be like this, there is no one before and no one after him!"
The island nation Jay's face was full of horror, and his gaze at Jiang Ziya was already full of extreme awe.
"Before I met Teacher Toothless, I thought that my one-hour record was already very good! But now, I know that compared to Teacher Toothless, I am a grain of scum!
The old man of the island country hung his head and was simply ashamed.
"Jiang Toothless is not a human!"
At this time, Kato Kitty suddenly screamed: "He is a god! From today on, I will no longer need the title of 'Hand of God'! With a toothless teacher, no one in the small film circle can be called a god!"
"That's right! Teacher Jiang Wuya is simply a god! We can't find any other way to express our shock at the moment except kneeling and patting!"
Keitaro Yamashita, along with his four employees, were all convinced, and their eyes were full of admiration.
As for the seven snake spirits, there is no need to say much, both physically and mentally have been conquered by Teacher Jiang Wuya, from now on, they will be with other men, hehehe, I'm afraid it will be difficult to feel it anymore.
The land that has been ploughed by the sacred cow, how can ordinary cattle still plow?
Seeing the scene in front of him, the coolest person has to add a Chen Xiaobei.
"I'll go with dwarf oil! Lao Jiang's piece hasn't had a hairstyle yet, and there are fourteen more believers at this time, and it's off to a good start, will millions ......of believers be far away?
You must know that the small film culture of the island country has a long history and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and tens of millions of dead houses regard small movies as a second life.
As long as this film is released, it is impossible not to be popular!
As the leading actor and the biggest selling point of this film, Mr. Jiang Wuya can definitely gain fans in a short period of time.
If nothing else, tens of millions of island countries will become the diehards of Teacher Jiang Wuya.
The speed of the sewing machine, the power of the bull, the durability of the perpetual motion machine!
It is no exaggeration to say that Jiang Wuya, a god-like man, will definitely become the faith of tens of millions of dead houses in the island country in the near future!
Within six days, millions of fans, So-easy!
Almost an hour later, Jiang Ziya was finally done, and White Snake Shuang's southeast, northwest, and northwest couldn't be distinguished.
After some washing and tidying up, it was already early in the morning.
The seven snake spirits were reluctant to Jiang Ziya, and even directly said that as long as they could enter Jiang Ziya's harem, they would be willing to wash their hands and completely end their small film career.
Keitaro Yamashita was also reluctant to let Jiang Ziya go, firstly for the promotion of the film in the later stage, and secondly to incite Jiang Ziya to make a few more films.
Jiang Ziya himself is a half-pushed and half-satisfied attitude, people are not grass and trees, who doesn't have seven emotions and six desires?
Chen Xiaobei could naturally see that Li Xiang's next plan was about to be launched, and it would definitely not work to take Jiang Ziya's oil bottle.
Therefore, Chen Xiaobei simply handed over Jiang Ziya to Keitaro Yamashita.
Before leaving, he gave Jiang Ziya the last two Golden Gun Pills and two bottles of Baiguo Dragon Whip Wine.
What Chen Xiaobei didn't expect was that in the end, Jiang Ziya took the initiative to come up and said sincerely: "Xiaobei, you let the old man experience the dignity of a man, this time the peach meeting, the old man will definitely find a way to help you get a big peach!"