"--Touching the hand of the golden dragon, robbing the tomb and fixing the coffin, and the black light corpse Nayang;

Looking for the eight directions of Dragon Town, touching the gold must leave nails, and the ghosts hit the wall in the middle of the night ......"

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Only the old man in the green robe had a smile on his face, and nodded frequently:

"That's right, that's it. ”

Saying this, Jingjinggou raised his hand, made another gesture, and snapped his fingers......

"Smack!"

With this snap of his fingers, behind the two trees ten meters away, two young Taoists who were also wearing green robes flashed silently.

Liu Shibai looked at it intently, and couldn't help but tilt his mouth and look strange, he felt that he had lived in vain for so many years......

Li Ergou and Cuihua also looked at it at the same time, and couldn't help but be stunned!

Li Ergou then laughed and said:

"Okay! I didn't expect there to be a man in the world who is uglier than labor and management, and now I am not alone. ”

Cuihua glanced at it, couldn't help but cover her chest trembling up and down, and scolded bitterly in her throat:

"Making ......"

Soranta was directly dumbfounded, not knowing what to say, because this form could not be expressed in English, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence:

"The ...... Who Sells Cream"

If you want to say calm, only Qin Dahe and Bieli are there, and Mrs. Huan.

Qin Dahe is a person who is bold to die, anyway, he is a living dead, what is there to be afraid of? Even if the ghost comes, he must be afraid of three points.

Mrs. Huan was the most indifferent, she didn't even look at it, she was still enjoying the beautiful scenery of recreating the day.

How many years has she been in the underworld? The lack of natural scenery in the here and now makes her even more obsessed.

The two Taoist priests with different complexions who made Liu Shibai and his party have different faces are really talented, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin.

The tall one is as fat as a pig, and the short one is as thin as a hemp stalk.

The left half of the fat man's face on the left is pitch black, and he doesn't see his face, as if he has been burned into charcoal, while the right face is intact, looking extremely handsome, only his eyes, looking at a faint poisonous color.

Surprisingly, the fat man's left hand was broken at the shoulder, but his right hand was intact, and even worse, his left leg was intact, but his right foot was broken at the root of the thigh, just like his left hand.

What kind of person is this? It's asymmetrical from top to bottom, only half?

If you have seen the fat man, you don't need to look at the thin man on the right, he is the complete opposite of the fat man......

The left side of the face is intact and handsome, the right side of the face is blackened, the left hand is intact and the right hand is gone, the left foot is gone, and the right foot is missing......

The hemp rod on the right and the fat man on the left are a perfect match, and only when two people are intact together can they be called a complete person......

The two men each had a pair of crutches under their armpits, and they seemed to have no trouble walking.

Liu Shibai looked surprised, looked at the landscape ditch that turned slightly and wanted to leave, and suddenly asked:

"Who are they?"

The landscape ditch condensed with footsteps, and did not turn back:

"The two of them are twins......"

"There is no one who suffers more than this, right? This is the damnation ......."

After saying something inexplicable, he paused, and Jingjinggou added cautiously:

"Actually, they are my own sons. ”

"What?"

Liu ****** was shocked, how could his son be like this?

Jinggou turned his head and smiled slightly:

"Isn't it strange? All of this is the sin of my father Jing Se, who became a peerless powerhouse, but siphoned off all the luck of his descendants.

Just like me, it looks like the fairy wind dao bones are no different from ordinary people, and they don't have any cultivation.

And his grandson is even more tragic, the twins have been half mutilated since birth, and the two are one and the same. ”

The fat and thin Taoist priests walked like flying with crutches, and in the blink of an eye, they approached and looked at Liu Eighteen suspiciously.

"Master, this person seems to have been found by us, and he died when he was carrying him, so he is still here for the time being, planning to come back and bury him later. ”

Fat Taoist priest looked at the landscape ditch and explained.

The thin Taoist priest hurriedly echoed with a smile:

"It's just that we have to work hard to carry a dead man. ”

At this time, Liu Shibai finally understood why he was so bumpy in the stretcher.

There are two babies to carry the stretcher, it's a miracle that it doesn't bumpy, right?

Jinggou looked at his two unsimilar sons lovingly, nodded approvingly:

"Athlete, professor, you two children have done a good job this time, Dad is very satisfied, and he has to praise him. ”

When the thin man heard this, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and said:

"What's the use of just liking?"

The fat man also said happily:

"Shall I choose first?

"One is called Jianjiang, the other is called Professor, and the two Taoist priests have such strange names, and they are really like fairies ~ fart, which is really extraordinary. ”

Li Ergou squinted and smiled.

Cuihua's beautiful eyes widened, and she looked at Liu Shibai in disbelief, and then looked at her man Li Ergou.

Jinggou smiled faintly and said:

"The fat one is called Jianjun, and the short one is called the professor. ”

"These two guys are definitely making waves! Their own names are the best proof of this. ”

Liu Eighteen was puzzled:

"They are Taoist priests like you, what's so particular about this name?"

Jinggou smiled and said bitterly:

When they were young, they were like ordinary people, studying, leaving school, and then going back to the gym to enjoy the joy of father and son. ”

"What happened next?"

Li Ergou squinted.

Everyone, looking at the two brothers strangely, their faces were surprised!

"The two of them were bullied at school, and the students laughed at them for being disabled and made fun of them when they had nothing to do. ”

Jinggou said this, with a sad and indignant look on his face, and continued:

"Even the school teacher could watch my two children being bullied and remain silent, and even laughed with the children when they saw the joy......

"Alas!"

Hearing this, the woman's nature of Farewell and Cuihua was instantly awakened, and at the same time sighed.

"Boom Guy ......"

The landscape ditch laughed weirdly.

Slightly positive, the landscape ditch looked solemnly at the two children who were in the middle of the earth, the two paths, and the vicissitudes of life in their eyes.

"My son, tell you about your experience with your brother after dropping out of school. ”

Jinggou slowly pointed to Liu 18 and his party.

Jianjun refers to the fat man, which is his real name.

The athlete had a hippie smile, half opened his mouth and closed it, and spit out a metallic harsh and unbearable voice:

"My brother and I were kicked out of school and then ......"

Speaking of this, the fat man turned his head to stare at his own father's landscape ditch, and continued:

"We brothers, spurned by everyone in society, are ominous people! They have given our brothers a nickname: Half of the People.

It means that the two of us are only half of each other, and together we are a complete object.

We were kicked out of school, and we were kicked out of the Taoist temple by my father, an old thing, and lived on the streets begging for a living. ”

"Assert ......"

Before the athlete finished speaking, the thin man beside him, the professor, suddenly interjected:

"Everyone didn't expect that after watching the TV series Condor Shooting, our brothers formed a beggar gang on the shore of the Han River.

In addition, the two of us have practiced a set of two-person fighting kung fu, and in just ten years, we have dominated the entire three towns of Hanshui and shocked the entire Hubei - Jianghu Road. ”

(End of chapter)