Chapter 300: Stupid Solution
There was no need for Xuan Wei to shout, Xiao Ash, who was squatting on the side, called twice and immediately followed.
A few seconds later, Erha, who was hunting game in the jungle outside the temple, came over, like the dog leg in charge of opening the way in the TV series.
The sledgehammer wanted to step forward to help Xuanwei, after all, this mountain road is not smooth, not to mention Xuanwei's blindness.
"Don't worry, Xuanwei Daoist often goes up and down the mountain, and he doesn't need to be supported by others at all!"
Sledgehammer wondered in his heart, very curious about how Xuanwei walked down the mountain without anyone to support and lead the way.
So, a scene that seemed very magical to Sledgehammer appeared!
I saw Erha walking in front, loyally kicking away some raised stones on the road, and quickly filling in the stones when he encountered potholes.
And the little gray sticks to Xuanwei's feet, when it needs to turn left, it gently rubs Xuanwei's left foot with its head, and when it needs to turn right, it immediately runs to the right and rubs Xuanwei's right foot, and when there is an obstacle in front of it that cannot be passed, it jumps neatly in front of Xuanwei and blocks the way with its own body.
Relying on Xiao Ash's careful prompting, even if Xuanwei didn't have crutches, he still walked steadily, not like a blind man who was blind.
"This, this is a god!" Sledgehammer's eyes widened in amazement.
"I've seen it many times, and I still think it's incredible, Xuanwei Daoist is really a fairy among the gods, otherwise how could he raise such a spiritual dog?" said the dog with envy.
Sledgehammer heard that his heart was hot, and he had a little more confidence in Xuanwei to cure his own problems.
If even such immortals can't cure this problem, I'm afraid that no one else can have such ability.
The temple was not far from the village, and the three of them walked for about twenty minutes before arriving at Sledgehammer's doorstep.
"Xuanwei Dao Chang, in front of you is the home of the sledgehammer. Dogan said loudly.
Xuan Wei stopped and said, "Next, I will bother the two laymen to describe, remember, be sure to describe it in detail." ”
Dogan and Sledgehammer nodded in response, and while leading Xuanwei into the courtyard, they tried to describe what they saw.
"The gate of the courtyard is about two meters high, and the width is about one and a half meters, and it is made of pine wood cut from the mountain, and it is estimated that it should be some years. There is a pair of door gods hanging on the door, and the corners are a little damaged...... "Dog Dan described it very hard, and the appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks is like a schoolboy who can't hold back his diary.
Xuan Wei listened carefully, and began to materialize the description of the dog egg in his mind.
"Uh, Xuanwei Daoist, is this really possible?" Dog Dan finally finished talking about the characteristics of the gate, and facing the wide courtyard and the important room, he instantly felt a tingling feeling on his scalp.
"At the moment, there is only this stupid way, or the layman will ask for another master. Xuanwei said indifferently.
Sledgehammer suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly reached out to press the shoulder of the dog, and said with a kind smile: "Dao Chief, if you say yes, it will definitely do! But if you speak, we will do it!
Dogan shuddered, he dared to swear that if he dared to spit out a "no" word now, the sledgehammer would definitely make him a virgin for the rest of his life!
"Hehe, go on, let's go on!" The courtyard is about twenty square meters, and on the left is the chicken coop, and there is a ...... in it," Goudan reported neatly.
The two men described it repeatedly, and their mouths were dry, while Xuanwei listened quietly, occasionally asking a few questions.
The three of them entered the house, and the sledgehammer brought the kettle and cup, and greeted: "Daoist Xuanwei, sit down for a while and have a cup of tea!"
The dog, who was also about to smoke in his throat, didn't say a word, picked up a glass of cold boiled water and poured it down, and exhaled comfort.
"Is there no one in the layman's house?" Xuan Wei took a sip of tea and suddenly asked.
"yes, why didn't you see my sister-in-law?" said the dog.
Sledgehammer's parents went a few years ago, and now only his and his daughter-in-law live at home.
At this time, it stands to reason that Sledgehammer's daughter-in-law should be at home, but now he has not seen him.
Sledgehammer silently put down the teacup and sighed melancholy: "My daughter-in-law went back to her parents' house to live!"
What is not harmonious, the daily life of husband and wife is naturally indispensable, and it will inevitably explode after a long time, which is not a big hammer for her daughter-in-law to go back to her parents' house directly.
If it's not good, maybe there will be a marriage change in the future!
"Sledgehammer, why didn't you say it earlier, or I could still let my mother help persuade my sister-in-law!"
"You're going to say no to this kind of thing?" Sledgehammer said speechlessly.
The dog scratched his head, and said that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, if his daughter-in-law ran back to her parents' house, and it was because of this embarrassment, he would not be able to pull his face down and tell others no matter what.
Ahem, okay, the dog is completely overthinking, first of all, he has to have a daughter-in-law!
After chatting awkwardly for a while, the resting dog and sledgehammer continued to lead Xuanwei around the various rooms.
It's also embarrassing for these two rough men, I guess they haven't observed the room so carefully since they were young, let alone describe it in words.
But then again, the most painful thing at the moment should be Xuanwei, don't look at him just listening to the two of them, but the mental activities he carries out are more energy-consuming, okay?
Dogan and Sledgehammer are like dragonflies touching water, talking about the ground one second, suddenly jumping onto a chair, and then describing the appearance of the wardrobe, just processing messy information is extremely difficult.
The most terrifying thing is that occasionally there will be subtle differences in the descriptions of the two, so that Xuan Wei does not know whose subjective judgment should be used as a reference.
At such times, Xuan Wei had to turn to Xiao Ash to determine which of the two had a more accurate description, and then to indicate the former or the latter by shouting one or two times.
Wait, think that's the solution?
When Xiao Ash shouted three times, indicating that there were problems with the descriptions of the two, Xuanwei really had the urge to turn around and leave immediately!
If Xuan Wei has the ability to communicate directly with animals like Tomorrow Night, where does he need to borrow the mouths of these two rough men?
It's really better than a dog!
Two or three hours later, the sweaty Dogball and Sledgehammer finally described it roughly inside and out.
Xuan Wei also embodied the corresponding picture in his mind, from the gate to the courtyard to the house, the level of detail is comparable to the finished solution of the interior decoration design.
"First of all, you can rule out the possibility of feng shui!" Xuan Wei pondered.
Even if Xuan Wei has not studied the art of feng shui in detail, but he knows how to distinguish between the fierce land and the blessed land.
The layout and environment of Sledgehammer's house, although it is not a treasure of feng shui, can barely be regarded as the appearance of the health of the ancestral home.
Unless the feng shui bureau arranged here is quite exquisite, so subtle that the subtleties are not even noticed.
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