Chapter 144: Thor's Price
"Yes, apply the cream to your body in three circles left and three times right in this way, so that it will help tighten the skin. However, this action is a long-term and persistent process. It takes at least three months to flatten the postpartum stretch marks......"
Smack~ Thor threw the remote control on the wall and broke it. He still muttered: "Useless, I thought it was, what else to flatten the skin." Can this thing still be sold? What a mental retardation would have to be to buy this kind of TV shopping stuff? Anyone who is smarter knows that they should buy x beauty potion, and that's what really works. Thor was still snorting angrily when he said this, Li Jie, who had just finished jumping exercises to lose fat, happened to hear his words, and Li Jie glanced at the package on the ground.
"So you're admitting that there's a big problem with your IQ?" Li Jie pulled out a lot of firming cream from the TV commercial from the package on the ground. These things were obviously bought by Thor from TV shopping, but it was clear that Thor's skin had not been tightened by using the product, and he was still saggy.
"You bring it back to me!" Thor was a little annoyed, he was now uncomfortable with his excess skin swaying around his body. And Li Jie is really curious, is the current Sugon technology series of skin products not enough to meet everyone's needs, why can this junk product still be sold in the market?
Oh, maybe it's because a lot of Sugon Technology's products are too hard to buy because of limited production capacity. Although the production line has expanded a lot, now the product line of Shuguang Technology has also spread out very widely, and there are too many product types. So sometimes there will be a lot of overlapping production lines, resulting in a shortage of capacity. And according to the law of hunger sales in business practice, a moderate lack of production capacity can ensure that the heat of the product does not subside.
Because of the active actions of organizations such as the Night Watch League and the Justice League, it is becoming more and more difficult for the underworld in society to live. Especially in the drug industry, the night watchmen are really ruthless. As long as it is a drug dealer, then if you are caught, you will basically be killed. Don't talk about human rights with people like the Punisher and Big Daddy. They think you're guilty, then you deserve to die. There is no need for a trial, they will send you directly to the western sky with a shotgun. Especially after the night watchmen's equipment and funds got better and better, a group of several elderly people often traveled around the world to destroy drug factories.
They don't need to pay attention to the sentencing standard for their actions, and basically they will die if they are caught. Therefore, the original drug trafficking network has now been forced to change careers, and many gangsters have changed their careers to resell Shuguang Technology cosmetics. They don't dare to sell fakes, because now Iron Man can be strict in this regard, and if they are caught, they will suffer. But it is okay to resell as a scalper, because this kind of thing is difficult to convict, and it is difficult to say that it is illegal.
Now Sugon Technology's products are all in demand on the black market. Therefore, there are many people who can't buy the products they need at all. Therefore, the goods of these three-no small factories can continue to harvest everyone's IQ tax on TV, just like a certain 8848 and a small pot of tea back then, after all, people with insufficient IQ are everywhere. It's like Thor has always boasted that he was smart, but didn't he still fall for the product?
"Thor, Thor, get out of here! Do you hear me!" Just as Li Jie laughed at Thor's IQ, a crisp girl sounded outside the house. Lan, who was applying a mask in the room, poked her head out curiously, "What is the sound?"
"Looks like it's called Thor. Li Jie touched his chin: "And it's a female voice." ”
"Hah, Thor, have you caused some romantic debts again?" Lan thought that in the past, Thor, a fat man, had provoked several earth women to fall in love with him, and felt that Thor was probably a trick again. I don't know what kind of charm Thor has in this regard as a dead fat man.
And Thor, who heard this voice, immediately shuddered: "Damn, the debt collector is coming! Jason, you help me deal with it, I want to run away first!"
"Wait, who the hell is this?" Li Jie had just finished speaking, when a familiar figure appeared next to Li Jie, it turned out to be the god Jiali who was living a life of eating and drinking on Earth! She came to find Thor, who felt that his strength was not enough to suppress the snake after learning of the snake's resurrection (he didn't know that the snake's power had decayed at the time). So Thor turned to the god Carrie for help and asked her for power.
Kali is still a very talkative girl, and she readily agreed to it. But it's not free, it needs to be conditional. Otherwise, if the help is in vain and there is no price, people will always not pay attention to it.
"Thor, are you going to run away?" Carrie grabbed the back collar of Thor, who wanted to escape, and her petite body lifted the tall Thor with ease, like carrying a little white rabbit.
And Thor showed a smile that was uglier than crying after being caught by Carrie: "What's that, Carrie." I'm not going to run away, I'm just trying to find you. ”
Carrie glanced at Thor in disgust, and then she noticed that Thor had lost weight: "Huh, you're thin, aren't you overeating?"
"Oh. In place of Thor, Li Jie said, "His curse has been lifted. However, the Gluttonous Hammer is still there, and you can take it if you want to study it. Li Jie took the Gluttonous Hammer out of his belt and handed it to Carrie, and said, "But Thor should be useless now, he has no value for research now, right?"
Li Jie can be regarded as helping Thor speak, but Carrie laughed and said: "If he is not fat and does not have the habit of overeating, then he really has no research value." But he still owes me something to pay. ”
"Uh, what?" Li Jie looked at Jiali curiously.
Carrie pointed at Thor and said, "Do you remember what you said at the time?"
I saw Thor crying with a sad face: "Do you really want to do this?"
"We, the gods, are naturally going to count!" said Carrie categorically, "so you have to fulfill your promises." ”
Thor looked at Li Jie, and he mouthed and said, "Help me." But Li Jie didn't want to save him at all, but thought: Is this the fulfillment of the legendary prophecy that Thor had to pay the price to stop the serpent?
Jiali tugged at Thor's collar: "Don't talk nonsense, you promised at that time, and you said that you would be my little brother for twenty years!"
Li Jie: Poof~!
It's the end of the month, ask for a ticket, and the monthly pass request comes out. Don't waste it, everyone. Today, Kavinka's lust is immortal. The update was late.