"There's something I'd like to discuss with you. 8√1 Chinese √.," Jiang Ming said to Meng Xiaopei, who was installing a tent.

Meng Xiaopei glanced up at him, although he could guess his intention, he still replied to him pretending not to know, "You say." ”

"The tents brought by those immoral ghosts are not enough, I wonder if we can change it, you and Zhou Yunyue sleep in a tent, and lend me you this one to sleep in." Jiang Ming ran over to borrow a tent, but it was also a helpless move, how could Gao Dapeng and them bring the big tent out, they were all the kind of double and slightly crowded, and their intentions were self-evident.

Although the three of them went to three tents and left one for him, who could he squeeze a tent with? Zhou Yunyue and Meng Xiaopei were not suitable.

And although Meng Xiaopei had been prepared, she brought a single tent, otherwise it would be good to let Zhou Yunyue and her squeeze in.

Now there is only one way to change the tent, he sleeps in Meng Xiaopei's single tent, and lets Meng Zhou's two girls sleep in a double tent.

Sure enough, you're here to change your tent!

Seeing that things were as expected, Meng Xiaopei couldn't help but smile and reached out to pat his tent, "I like camping, I take it with me every time I come out, it's been many years, it's the same as my second boudoir...... Are you sure you want to swap with me?"

With that, she looked at him with a smile, wondering what his reaction was.

"I'm sorry, I was abrupt. "People say the words of refusal so tactfully, how can Jiang Ming not be interesting?

He said sorry and turned to leave. Meng Xiaopei watched him walk away with interest, his eyes flickering, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Let people refuse?" Seeing that Jiang Ming didn't say a word, he turned back, and Zhou Yunyue asked.

Seeing Jiang Ming nodding his head, he really didn't achieve what he wanted, Zhou Yunyue asked again, "How do you sleep that night?" Do you want to squeeze one with me?"

Jiang Ming pointed behind her, "The tree over there is still quite stout, I will go to the tree to sleep at night." ”

Zhou Yunyue glanced back, "How do you sleep in the tree? Do you think you're a monkey?" Okay, don't pretend to be so serious, as if I don't know you." Squeeze one with me at night, just don't dislike you. ”

Jiang Ming shook his head and refused, "No, it's inconvenient." ”

"You're enough! Zhou Yunyue glanced at him with disdain, "Why don't you just squeeze into a tent, what's the big deal? People put a set in a sleeping bag, what else do you want to do? Don't pretend to be pure in front of me, you are a big hooligan." ”

scolded him for a few words, Zhou Yunyue turned around and walked away, chatting with a few girls.

Jiang Ming looked at the tent, and then at the two girls, and suddenly wanted to laugh, other girls didn't care, what did he care?

The girls of this era are different from what he knows after all, not only because of the relationship that is thousands of years apart, but because he has never really known and understood girls.

Maybe Xun Rong's words are right, he is better at swords than people, because he understands swords, but he doesn't understand people, especially women.

As a human being in two lives, his deepest feeling is that what you work hard to give to others may not be what others want......

Shaking his head, putting aside these inexplicable emotions, he continued to set up a tent, whether he wanted to squeeze with Zhou Yunyue at night or not, he had to set it up first, right?

It's just that the tent is set up, but he wants to beat people inexplicably. Looking at Gao Dapeng's arrangement, knowing that he was going to ask someone, they would bring one more, just bring more people, but they didn't bring enough tents, probably just to see him laugh......

Do you want to beat them up and get angry?

Just do it when you think of it, Jiang Ming called the three of them aside, "Say, which of you came up with the idea?"

Although they are accomplices, they must be severely punished, otherwise they will recklessly punish him in the future, and this kind of sign must be strangled in the cradle.

"What idea? Why can't I understand?" Gao Dapeng looked at him blankly, looking unaware.

"How can you bring one less tent?" Seeing that they were pretending to be confused, Jiang Ming had no choice but to remind them that the provincial government told them to pass the test in confusion.

"That's what you say. Xie Weicheng looked suddenly enlightened, and followed up with a defense, "Jiang Dashao, you really can't blame us for this, you can only blame yourself." ”

"Blame me?" Jiang Ming frowned, his fists clenched, and he planned to give these guys who were upside down the rake a few times.

"I'm really going to blame you. Even Guo Qiming said, "Originally, there were eight people and four pairs, and it was just right to prepare four tents, but this thing is heavy and difficult to hold, and no one will prepare one more, right?"

"It sounds good, but now it's nine people, four and a half......" Jiang Ming was about to continue, but was interrupted by Guo Qiming.

"It's because there's one more person that I blame you. ”

This time it was Jiang Ming's turn to be puzzled, "I made an appointment with Meng Xiaopei, and I told you in advance, there is one more Zhou Yunyue, does it have anything to do with me?"

"Of course it matters!" Gao Dapeng immediately said, "What time do we meet? Half-past nine, right? What time did you arrive again? It's almost eleven o'clock! You made us wait for you for more than an hour, and we didn't wronged you, right?"

Jiang Ming nodded and admitted that it was indeed him who had delayed the time, and there was nothing to quibble. "But what does this have to do with tents?"

The longer the three guys dragged on, the heavier their fists fell, and I hope they will remember the experience.

"How can it be okay?" Xie Weicheng told him with a smile, "If you can meet us on time, how can we meet the eldest lady of the Zhou family?

Seeing that Jiang Ming was stunned, Gao Dapeng followed and said, "Jiang Dashao, you haven't appeared, the eldest lady of the Zhou family didn't bring anything except a small handbag? ”

"......" Jiang Ming really didn't expect that this would be the case, could it be that Zhou Yunyue didn't do anything all day long, just drove the car and swayed?

"Can't you buy another one?" Although he knew that he was a little more wrong, Jiang Ming still had to blame them, so he couldn't be diligent and flexible?

"Hey, hey. Guo Qiming laughed dryly, "Jiang Dashao, do you think the tent is mineral water? It's sold at a small stall? You can't rely on us if you're late, right?"

"That's it, how can you blame us?" Gao Dapeng and Xie Weicheng echoed together.

Jiang Ming let go of his clenched fists, he was really embarrassed to hit them, after all, he was late first, if he was in the army, he could be beheaded for this kind of behavior, how could he still have the face to blame others?

Although he is sometimes domineering, he is not an unreasonable person, since they have sufficient reasons, it is impossible to trouble them, but he is still awkward to let him sleep in a tent with Zhou Yunyue.

Glancing at the three guys, he suddenly thought of a solution, "Which of you squeezes with me at night?"

As long as you squeeze in one night with one of them, you can let Zhou Yunyue sleep with the vacant female companion, and all the problems are solved.

"Jiang Dashao, if you want, I'm fine. Xie Weicheng was the first to speak.

Jiang Ming looked at him, then at the tent, and quickly shook his head to refuse. With his size, there is not much space left in the tent, and if he sleeps with his female companion, he can still solve it by sleeping in superposition, he has to squeeze in......

Hiss, cold, this kind of thing can't be done!

Xie Weicheng was very satisfied with his reaction, and couldn't help patting his fat belly proudly. Sometimes fat is a virtue, and it always allows you to get unexpected benefits at a certain time.

Gao Dapeng didn't talk nonsense, and took off his shoes directly, "Jiang Dashao, if you can get this smell, I'm fine." ”

“……”

Stand!

Jiang Ming pinched his nose and pointed to his shoes, "Put them on...... How long has it been since you washed your feet?"

Xie Weicheng and the others even dodged a few steps, pinching their noses desperately, and their faces were red. I've known each other for more than ten years, and it's the first time I know that his feet can compete with biological and chemical weapons, which is really unexpected.

"Wash every day!" Gao Dapeng can't make people think that he doesn't pay attention to hygiene, "but when I sweat, it's this smell, and it's not good to spray any perfume." And you have walked so much, to this extent, you will be content. ”

“……”

The three of them are speechless, this is terrifying enough, isn't the strength fully opened, and there are still enhanced versions that have not been shown?

Hope for the day when you never experience it!

It's terrible!

"Aren't you afraid of ruining people?" Guo Qiming pointed to his female companion and asked, even they couldn't stand it, let alone other girls?

"I don't understand, when she moves at night, what else can she take care of except shouting for mercy?" Gao Dapeng said triumphantly.

Beast!

Jiang Mingxian, these three guys, there is no good person, compared with them, he feels that he is about to become a saint.

There is such a pair of stinky feet, and he can't sleep with him if he says anything, so Jiang Ming can only look at Guo Qiming.

When Guo Qiming saw him look over, he naturally understood what he meant, "I'm sorry, Jiang Dashao, I have a cleanliness fetish, so I can't squeeze with you." ”

...... "What would you do if a person who often didn't take a shower for four or five days told you that he had a cleanliness fetish?"

It's hard for others to say, but Jiang Ming has already raised his fist, Guo Qiming saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly shouted, "Jiang Dashao, if you have something to say, don't do it!"

"I only ask you, how to solve the tent matter?" Jiang Ming clenched his fists, waiting for his answer.

Guo Qiming hurriedly said, "I'll tell you the truth, I really don't have a habit of cleanliness, but when I fall asleep, I often scratch around...... If you don't believe me, let's huddle together at night and you can have a good experience. ”

What's so good about it?

Grabbed and groped by men......

Jiang Ming asked himself that he didn't have this hobby, so he had to give up.

He glanced at the three of them depressedly, and now at the critical moment, none of them could be counted on, which was worse than a bad friend.

"Okay, let's all go back, I'll figure it out by myself when the time comes. ”

Hearing him say this, Gao Dapeng smiled and ran back to accompany his female companion, just looking at the evil smile in the corner of their eyes, it seemed that the matter was not over yet.

A few people talked and laughed, and made a fuss, and soon in the evening, after eating barbecue and telling ghost stories, they went back to their tents.

Zhou Yunyue saw Jiang Mingdong looking west, twisting and moving, so he went over and took his hand and left, "Okay, don't pretend, it's just a tent, it's not a big deal." ”

Jiang Ming was pulled to the tent by her, and watched her open her backpack to get the sleeping bag, but after a while, she scolded, "Those three bastards, none of them are good." ”

I feel the same way......