"Is it okay to do this?" Brother Grasshopper was very worried: "Can you really do this?"

I slapped him on the shoulder, "Brother, take me for granted, absolutely yes!"

Brother Grasshopper looked at the condom in his hand, made up his mind, nodded and said, "Well, I'll believe you once!"

After a while, Wang Chuang came to the door of the classroom to find us, Brother Grasshopper and I walked out, and then the apple-faced girl Yu Xin also came over, I saw that everyone was there, so I said, "Okay, let's go!"

"Wait!" As soon as I finished speaking, a woman's voice sounded beside me, looking in the direction of the voice, it turned out to be the head teacher, I thought that several people here were their own people, so I didn't hide anything, and said to her: "Baby, don't you go home to sleep?"

The head teacher came over, took my hand directly and said, "Chen Song, you didn't go home last night, tell me where you went honestly?"

I said, "Don't worry, I have something to go out now!"

"Where are you going again?" said the head teacher, "Did you sneak out to pick up girls behind my back?"

I quickly explained, "No, absolutely not, we're going out to sing tonight, are you going?"

"Go!" said the head teacher, "Why don't you go?"

I couldn't help her, so I had to say, "Okay, let's go, let's go together!"

A group of five people left the school and found a KTV to open a box, and on the way I kept telling the head teacher, saying that tonight was specially arranged for Brother Grasshopper, so that she could be smart and learn to act at the opportunity. As a result, the head teacher perfunctory me said a few words, and I chatted with Yu Xin, that Yu Xin can also speak well, and after a while, I became familiar with the head teacher, and people who don't know see them like this now, they will definitely think that they are good friends who have known each other for many years.

I have to admire the communication skills of girls, they always have endless things to say to each other, such as cosmetics, shopping for clothes, shopping, which celebrity do you like, gossip, anyway, it's just some boring stuff. However, I found that Yu Xin was very hypocritical, and I heard her praising the head teacher along the way, such as: Wow, your clothes look so good, where did you buy them? I also want to buy them, but maybe I don't look as good as you. Tsk, your shoes are so beautiful, wow, your figure is so good, dear, why is your skin so smooth and tender?

I am bored with such unnutritious polite words, but Li Weiwei (the name of the head teacher) is smiling, women, I have always liked to listen to these nice words, for example, when I go to bed, I like to praise the head teacher for being particularly sexy and charming, so that her legs are easier to open.

Along the way, Brother Grasshopper had a shy smile, the fierce man who bragged to me, saying that he dared to secretly kill other people's cattle in the village, dared to take off the pants of the widow in the village, and dared to go to the field with his bare hands to fight with the wild boar stealing food, at this moment he seemed so nervous, I couldn't help but feel very funny, and asked Brother Grasshopper: "Brother, I ask you very seriously, you must answer me honestly!"

Brother Grasshopper held Durex tightly in his hand and said, "You ask!"

I walked up to him and asked in a very low voice, "Brother Grasshopper, to be honest, are you a virgin?"

I thought that in the face of such a problem, Brother Grasshopper would either laugh and say how is it possible, how could I be a virgin? Or he would scold me and do things perfunctorily, but Brother Grasshopper nodded very seriously, "Song, I won't tell you, I haven't even hit a plane until now!"

"Huh?" I grew my mouth in surprise, "Brother Grasshopper, you have worked so hard all these years, you must take advantage of the opportunity tonight, your life will change from now on, from now on, you will become a real man!"

"Man?" Yu Xin seemed to hear something, and suddenly stretched out her head and asked me, "What are you talking about?"

I laughed and said, "It's nothing, Brother Grasshopper said he was the man who wanted to become One Piece!"

Then I turned to Brother Grasshopper and said, "You're the man who wants to be the King of the Pirates, right?"

Brother Grasshopper looked at me in wonder and said, "What is One Piece? Isn't it a virgin to become a One Piece?"

Oh my God, I immediately laughed and peed, Yu Xin, the head teacher and Wang Chuang all burst out laughing, I said: "It's so funny, the first time I heard that as long as you are not a virgin, you can become One Piece, if that's the case, then why would Luffy take such a risk, just pull a girl over and rape it!"

Along the way, the five of them came to the car and horse cannon KTV, which is a well-known KTV in the city, there are many flower girls, all of them are young and beautiful, they are dressed sexy, their bodies are hot, they look like a princess, but the irony is that as long as you throw them a few yuan, they can immediately kneel in front of you and become your maid.

Under the leadership of a cowherd, we came to a box, the cowherd saw that Wang Chuang did not bring a girlfriend, and kept hinting at Wang Chuang, which probably means how tender his chrysanthemums are, Wang Chuang didn't understand at first, and when everyone entered the box, the cowherd pulled Wang Chuang aside, directly stretched out five fingers and said: "Big brother, give five hundred, I will be your person tonight!"

made the king angry, slapped the cowherd out, and scolded: "I'm a grass mud horse, you go to your father!"

The Cowherd was so frightened that he fled.

Wang Chuang sat down beside me angrily, and I persuaded: "Hey, others are also eating with their mouths, so there's no need to be so angry, right?"

Wang Chuang said: "Okay, I'm not angry!"

Then he held out five fingers to me, and I wondered, "What are you going to do?"

Wang Chuang smiled lewdly: "Brother, give you five hundred yuan, my soap fell in the bathroom, can you go and help me pick it up?"

"I'm going to mud horses!" I laughed and cursed, and then beckoned to everyone: "Drink, waiter, hurry up!"

Everyone drank happily, tonight's main task is to help Brother Grasshopper pick up the girl, let him get rid of the virgin identity, in order to achieve this purpose, several of us took turns to toast to Yu Xin, Yu Xin, this girl is also refreshing, drink cup after cup, I wonder in my heart, looking at such a clean and simple girl, how can she drink so much?

I'm about to get drunk, Yu Xin seems to have just come up, and the head teacher is still persuading me, saying, "Someone else's little girl, don't go too far!"

"Damn!" I whispered beside the head teacher, "Look at her, she is a better drinker than any of us here, and she must be put down tonight and then handed over to Brother Grasshopper to dispose of!"