"Don't talk nonsense, woe comes from the mouth.... I need her now. Li Kang hurriedly made a look at Deadpool and told him to shut up quickly, he pretended to be indignant, "You're right, it's Thor's chaos and abandonment, and a scum among men like him should be scolded by tens of thousands of people..."

"What did you say?!" Amora suddenly looked at her with a hideous expression, "How can a waste like you understand Thor's greatness, even a mere ant would dare to slander my Thor?Believe it or not, I'm summoning demonic fire to burn you to death?"

"Letter... I believe... Actually, I just want to pat your ass, in fact, Thor is an invincible hero, his image in my heart is high and mountainous, and my admiration for him is like the water of the Yellow River..."

"Enough! I've heard enough! I don't want to listen to any more of your words, you said before that as long as I save the earth, Thor will return to me, but that doesn't work at all, you're just using me!" Amora held her head in pain, she still hadn't recovered from the previous incident of being stabbed by Thor and Sif before, and now she was almost crazy, and now she couldn't think of who to blame, so she regarded Li Kang as the culprit.

"Well, I think she's crazy too. Li Kang said helplessly to Deadpool beside him.

"Then let's go, you see that her madness seems to be stronger than me, let's not go now, I guess in a while, this beautiful, seductive, and a pair of *** The witch is about to set up a grill to roast the two of us into suckling pigs, in fact, I'm not afraid, I can't die anyway, but you're different, even if she doesn't make a move, I see you're almost finished, but think about it, it seems to be pretty good, our brothers have apples in their mouths, and their bodies are served to the table with olive oil on their bodies, so that the witch with a thinner waist than my arm can take such a bite... Hey, hey, hey... This life is worth it. Deadpool muttered obscenely.

"Okay, you want to be a roast suckling pig for the rest of your life... This can't be done, I don't know a few people here in Asgard, and the people here are all die-hard fans of Thor, I want to pit Thor, they have to dig a pit and bury me first, this can't work, you help me to the top. ”

"But if you look at her, she seems to be very dangerous, so let's go back first." Deadpool said worriedly.

"I don't have time, there's only one person I can use, and she inadvertently made a poisonous oath that must be completed before, although I have no grievances with Thor, but unfortunately, he happened to block my way, what do you say I do? Now I can only take one step at a time, listen to me. Li Kang coughed violently twice, and he asked Deadpool to help him continue up the steps, and came to the charm witch who was crying and laughing for a while.

"Can you cheer yourself up? You look like a ghost, really only a ghost likes you, and even I am annoyed to see you coldly. The cheap-mouthed Deadpool saw Amora's pear blossom with rain, and he didn't persuade it, but he was still sneering, and Amora sat on the throne and cried more and more.

"What's wrong with you, she's such a big beauty, even if she cries, she looks good, why don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I really don't understand what Xia Qila and the goddess of death like about you. Li Kang symbolically scolded Deadpool, he turned to persuade Amora, "Great witch, don't cry, don't forget, you still have an oath to settle, otherwise you will be cursed, and you will not be able to turn into a dragon or something, and then Thor will not dare even if he wants you." ”

It turns out that Amora is the embodiment of charm magic, her situation is somewhat similar to Wanda the Scarlet Witch, except that she is not as powerful as Wanda, but she is also a rare powerful magician in the universe, she was injured by Thor and Siv before, in addition to the pain and heartache, she swore to take Thor's life, this oath was spread by charm magic, and the entire wizarding world heard her oath, and the oath confirmed by charm magic must be realized by herself, otherwise the magic will backfire, under normal circumstances, she will become a monster such as a magic dragon or a gorgon, and magic is not a joke。

Amora ignored him and continued to cry for herself, "It doesn't matter if you become a magic dragon or a wild boar, in short, I don't want to be like this ghost anymore, I want to die, I want to die." ”

Li Kang's health was not good, Amora was crying and screaming like a pig, his head was about to hurt in half, and Deadpool next to him couldn't stand it either, the two bared their teeth and endured it for a while, he finally couldn't stand it, and raised his hand to look at Amora's pink face and snapped... Left and right opened the bow and pumped a dozen big mouths.

"Grandma's, I'm afraid I didn't wait for cancer to kill me, your crying killed me first, can you have a little luck? The men in the world are dead? Good men have, as long as you want to find it, I can help you, I know a man called Sentinel, who is ten thousand times stronger than him Thor, and his mental state is not good, and he is a perfect match for you now." Li Kang rubbed his temples and said.

"My boss Kang, isn't that sentry married too?" Deadpool continued to talk a lot.

Li Kang finally couldn't help but raise his hand and slapped Deadpool's head a few times, "You can die if you don't say a few words, can't you?" I brought you here to help, why do you always dismantle my platform? I'm not in good health now, but it's still a matter of minutes to get your life, believe it or not?"

Deadpool scratched his head, and he said with an innocent face, "Actually, I want to believe you, but have you forgotten that the old thief Thanos has cursed me with immortality, and no one in this universe can kill me, are you sure that you have any ability?"

"Forget it, I can't tell you," Li Kang choked in his throat, there was no point in arguing with Deadpool, it was better to get Amora done first, he continued, "Even if the Sentinel can't do it, I still know Captain America Steve Rogers, as well as Hawkeye and Doctor Strange, but not Hulk, that guy's power is unparalleled in the world, and it is only a matter of minutes to kill Thor." ”

Amora's face was blocked by her stray hair, she sobbed a few times, and suddenly looked up and said, "You're right, there are good men in the world, but I only need Thor! But you reminded me that since Thor doesn't want to be with me, then no one can get him, I'm going to kill him, so he belongs to me alone, that's it!"

Amora suddenly became ruthless, she was originally a woman who was crazy about love, but now she suddenly turned black, making Li Kang and Deadpool look at each other for a long time.

"Then why don't we help you, don't worry, we are both good people who draw swords to help each other when the road is uneven. Li Kang said shamelessly.

"That's right, we definitely didn't want to take advantage of you, we didn't covet your beauty, and we didn't think about burying our faces in your chest.... Ah, it must be soft, like a cloud. Deadpool squinted, "Maybe it's like a marshmallow, it's sweet if you don't get it right... I'm curious about what this pair of white rabbits tastes like, can you give me a taste?"

Amora backhanded a demon fire engulfed Deadpool, and she looked at Li Kang with cold eyes, "Do you want to help me again?

"This... Let's be reasonable, although you helped deal with the Red Madness, but didn't you fail? The earth was saved by us earthlings themselves, you just helped a little bit, just such a little credit, how do you let us earthlings write historical poems to praise you? Without historical poems, how can your deeds spread to Asgard? If it can't be spread to Asgard, Thor doesn't know your story, why should he be infatuated with you? It's not because you're too weak! Sif and Thor were born and died, and their relationship is very stable, so I'm afraid you don't have much of a chance. Li Kangqiang said eloquently, and really persuaded Amora.

"You're right... I am indeed too weak, for the sake of a ruthless and unrighteous man, I still have hope, I am so weak!" Amola raised her hand and slapped herself a few times, she looked up at Li Kang's eyes, "What is your purpose? If you dare to say anything to me again, you are a passerby who draws a knife to help me when the road is uneven, be careful that I am not welcome, although I am suffering from love, but I am not the stupid girl you imagined." ”