Chapter 160: Neuropathy

Damn, it's so cold, I'm going crazy, writing is really torture on these days, I like to sit and write, I can't shrink under the covers, it's really cold

"On the rivers and lakes, isn't it just a title, this, this is not important. Yang Baishun was embarrassed for a while, scratched his head, and after a while, he sneered: "Anyway, you just need to know me." ”

"Then do you know us?" The little expert chuckled, squinted his eyes and stared at Yang Baishun word by word: "I'm afraid, I've known each other for a long time, right?"

"I really don't know this!" When the little expert suddenly asked, I have been staring at Yang Baishun, we have long suspected that this fat man sent to Yizhou, now although this guy answered quickly, without a little hesitation, but this is to confirm our conjecture, as an ordinary person, we must always be stunned for a moment to ponder why people would say such a thing, but he answered so without hesitation, then nine times out of ten he has already been prepared.

So the little expert sneered, raised his leg to give me a look, turned around and left, and then Yang Baishun finally couldn't hold it back, trotted two steps in front of us, and said with a depressed face: "Okay, I said, I said it can't be done?"

"Why are you so happy?" Yang Baishun's denial just now made me and the little expert understand at once that the origin of this goods is wrong, this discovery of both of us are a little proud, I feel that my ability has almost arrived home, can judge the before and after of a thing from many fragmented small details and fragments, but this pride is a little rootless after he happily admits it, and has become a lot of confusion, there is no doubt about it behind him, but we don't know who got him here, and we don't plan to ask a thing or two, after all, this kind of conspiracy thing, the people involved in it have to hide and say a word less, but looking at Yang Baishun's current appearance, he actually plans to tell everything he knows, what the hell is this?

"Do you know He Qi?" Yang Baishun first looked behind him, and then said a little nervously: "I said, two, let's do today's business first, it was He Qi who asked me to come, saying that if the two of you want to go it alone, it's not bad for us to get together to do some business, let me see what the two of them are planning, that's what it means, and the rest is all about, and it's troublesome to say." ”

"What the hell are you doing in such a hurry?" As soon as I heard that He Qi asked this guy to come, I and the little expert first believed that he had three points, He Qi made so many things in Guangxi, according to his own words, in addition to making thousands of doors a little messy, there is also a person who wants the old man at home to think carefully about whether the things he did are right or not, of course, the deeper plan may also fall on me and the little expert, otherwise he will not be idle and dress up as a Taoist priest to talk to us about such messy things, of course, he did not run in vain, perhaps it was from that meeting that he has begun to notice that I and the little expert do not seem to be Zhang Deli kind of people, so if it is He Qi who asked this guy to come, we think it is very reasonable.

"Timing, timing, do you understand?" Yang Baishun turned his head and glanced back, and said a little anxiously: "You will understand when you have a woman in the future, let's make a long story short, let me tell you, whether it's falling in love, it's good to pick up a girl, the most important thing is a time, change the time and place The same two people have completely different results, now is my time, I finally put that chick in a daze, as long as I add a little more strength, this girl is mine tonight, this matter, I can't wait." ”

"It's a pickle girl again, it seems that you really have time. The little expert glanced at Yang Baishun sarcastically, thought about it, and said: "Okay, anyway, if you're idle, I'll go with you to take a look, but let's talk ugly ahead, if it's messy, we don't care." ”

"It must not be a mess!" Yang Baishun couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw the little expert agree, nodded, came over and whispered his plan, listening to me and the little expert shook our heads, I felt that this guy was indeed a bit of a fresh crooked idea, but unfortunately, it was useless to be in a serious business, a big man, what is it to soak in the pile of women every day?

"Alright, that's it, let's split up. Yang Baishun was in a hurry to go back to make the little girl happy, and turned around and left after speaking, and I looked at the little expert helplessly, and followed one after another.

This is a café with few guests, although the decoration is good, it is also in the downtown area, but the Chinese are still used to eating something of their own in the morning, in the north is soy milk fritters, to the south, especially Guangxi, is rice noodle buns, no one will learn to drink coffee from foreigners in the morning, so although the place is good, but there is no one, the boss may also understand that this time is not the time to drink coffee, so there are two waiters in the store to work, and they are standing behind the counter, as soon as we enter the door, we see Yang Baishun and a little girl talking and laughing, this little girl looks not big, but about twenty, Although it is not very beautiful, but it is innocent and cute, Yang Baishun laughed casually when he told a few jokes, and the other one was a little girly young man, who also looked at Yang Baishun with affection on the side, which made us laugh for a while, I think this guy Yanfu is really not shallow, although it is a little ugly, but men and women eat this kind of thing, and there are really not many people who can meet it.

"I'll play a trick on you. Yang Baishun saw us walk in, laughed, pointed to the cash cabinet around the corner, and said, "You go and get ten yuan out, and I'll change it back for you." ”

"Really?" I don't know what wind Yang Baishun blew in this girl's ears before, as soon as she heard that there was a trick to see, the little girl clapped her hands happily, and happily trotted to the cash cabinet and pressed the button a few times to take out a ten-yuan bill, Yang Baishun picked up a pen from the bar and handed it to the little girl, and said with a smile: "Come, write your name and make a mark." ”

"Okay, okay. The little girl nodded, wrote her name in a few clicks, and handed it to Yang Baishun, her eyes blinked and stared at the money in Yang Baishun's hand, at this time, he smiled, beckoned to the spectators on the surrounding tables and said: "Everyone do me a favor, come to supervise and supervise, I will do a magic trick for everyone, and invite everyone to drink coffee by the way." ”

Someone invites coffee to drink this kind of cheapness, and everyone is naturally willing to take advantage of it. Yang Baishun said hello, and the idlers in the café came over, Yang Baishun saw that everyone was coming, and couldn't help but lift his spirits, first took an ashtray and put it on the bar, and then turned out a napkin, put the money on the bar and said to the little girl: "Baby, fold the ten yuan into a square." ”

"Okay. The little girl nodded, and after doing so, she folded the money very obediently and handed it to Yang Baishun, the fat man smiled proudly, and then unfolded the tissue in his hand, and circled the wallet, saying that it was wrapped around, but in fact, it was not at all, that is, he took the tissue to the money, and then wrapped a few layers, and the bottom was still open, after doing this, he turned around, smiled and said to a middle-aged man next to him: "Big brother, you touch the bottom to see if the money is still there?"

"It's still there!" the man reached under the tissue and touched it, nodding.

"Sister, you try it too. Yang Baishun found two more people, and after they all nodded, he walked to the side of the little expert, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Brother, you also touch." ”

"It's still there. The little expert smiled slightly, nodded, took his hand back, and stood on the side quietly, taking advantage of this opportunity, the two of us touched, and the money folded into a square in the hand of the little expert came to my hand, after the thing arrived, I sighed, turned around and walked out of this circle, went around to the other side of the bar, waved my hand, and shouted to the very motherly young man and said: "Come on a cake, I haven't eaten this breakfast yet, I'm about to starve to death." ”

"It's coming, it's coming. The young man walked over a little reluctantly, took the money in my hand and put it in the cash cabinet to find change, and then quickly handed me a piece of cake, and then hurriedly went back, I took a bite, stepped on the foot, Yang Baishun's trick on the bar counter also reached a climax, at this time he had already crumpled the napkin into a ball and put it in the ashtray, and then took out a lighter to snap the paper towel to burn.

This move really made the little girl scream, and subconsciously wanted to stop it, but the flammable thing like a paper towel burned quickly, and it was kneaded by Yang Baishun, and it was burned out in the blink of an eye, and the little girl was taken advantage of by Yang Baishun, and Yang Baishun took the opportunity to catch her as soon as she stretched out her hand, this guy also showed a very chic smile, shook his head and said in a very fleshy voice: "Be careful, hot." ”

The little girl's face flushed, and after retracting her hand, Yang Baishun continued his performance, he picked up the ashtray and shook it, turned around and shook it in front of everyone, and said while shaking: "Everyone look carefully, but they are all burned out." ”

"Burn it out, burn it out. As soon as Yang Baishun spoke, many people nodded, Yang Baishun smiled triumphantly, put the ashtray on the table, and then pretended to blow mysteriously into his hand, just when everyone stared at his palm intently, he suddenly screamed, clapped his hands, pointed to the cash cabinet and shouted: "Go!"

"Okay, I'll send the money back. Playing here, Yang Baishun finished playing this boring magic trick, pointed to the cash cabinet, and the little girl jumped over, took out a handful of money from it, flipped it a few times, and pulled out one and ran back cheering, blinking his eyes and looking at Yang Baishun with a look of adoration, the rest of the things are really boring, I glanced at the little expert, and simply walked out and smoked in the corner together.

After such a moment, Yang Baishun finally walked out of the café in a hurry, but this step three times turned back very reluctantly, the little expert whistled, he waved his hand reluctantly, turned around, pointed to an alley at the corner of the street in front, we understood what he meant, first and then walked into the alley, as soon as he entered, Yang Baishun smiled and arched his hand, and said: "Two brothers, thank you, if you are free tonight, I will be the east, let's eat well." ”

"We don't like that. The little expert shook his head, smiled faintly, pointed in the direction of the café, and asked softly, "How is it, is it interesting?"

"Interesting. As soon as Yang Baishun mentioned this, he came to the spirit, and said with great interest: "I left the phone, and said okay, go out for a walk together at night, take a small boat, and when the time comes, it will be the two of us, and we will not do whatever we want, maybe it will become a good thing on the boat." ”

"Is this really interesting?" The little expert glanced at Yang Baishun mockingly, and said: "I really don't understand why He Qi found you, the two of you are not like each other at all, he never seems to be a person who can move women's hearts." ”

"I'm not tempted either. The little expert's words were extremely mean, and even a little slap in the face, but Yang Baishun didn't laugh angrily, he smiled very proudly, shook his head and said: " I just think that this thing is very interesting, what I see is not a woman with any show, what I see is a self-willing and lowly soul, I tempt these souls, so that they can't go back all the way, and then, one day after many years, they will remember the mistakes they made back then, especially me, the person who tempted them to embark on this road of no return, when I think of this, I am really happy, this is where He Qi likes me, the guy in your mouth, is not a good person, he even discussed this matter with me very seriously, the two of us, but talked all night！”

"How can this be?" I and the little expert were stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at each other, although He Qi did look a little wrong, but most of these things were said by Zhang Deli, and now we don't dare to believe what Zhang Deli said before, one thing has one person who said that it is nothing, but if there are two, three, then there are some problems, even if it is Yang Baishun, and wake up, isn't this just three people?

"He Qi has a lot of opinions about women, but he doesn't like to mess around with men. Yang Baishunlang laughed, hummed and said: "I have actually known him for several years, it turns out that I have nothing to do, so I rely on playing scoundrels on the street to eat, and then I don't know him, I don't know him, he told me at the time, I am like this, I have no future at all, and asked me if I want to do something and make a difference, I was discouraged, I thought that his mother was so improvised, but then he said, this matter, I must be happy, we drank all night, and I came out." ”

"And then you're talking about ruining girls everywhere?" I stared at Yang Baishun in disbelief, and couldn't help but shake my head and said: "This kind of thing, he definitely can't do it, I've never heard of him having anything to do with women!"

"Naturally, he won't do it, he looks like that, he doesn't have to work hard at all, and those women are willing to follow him, you say that those women are right to take a fancy to him and look good, and it's right to say that they are emotional, but it's not that you can't say that those women are willing to be lowly and degenerate. Yang Baishun shook his head and said: " That's not wrong, we see beautiful women will like it and want to talk to others about friends, He Qi doesn't like the kind of woman who only sees money in his eyes, so he thinks I can do this, because I look really good, ordinary women can't look down on me, if they fancy me, it's because I have money, so he taught me some skills, I came out to do business, and at the same time I used money to tempt and tempt those women, there were misses, but more was willing to give me when I saw that I had money, this thing, I like it very much. ”

"You two are really a bit perverted. The little expert and I were speechless for a while, so we had to say such a sentence.

"It's not perverts, they deserve it. Yang Baishun shook his head and said very seriously: " The two of you haven't experienced this, I don't know how much they should be killed, I used to mix well, two travel agencies in my hands, at that time I was also rich, married a college student like a flower, and then the situation was not good, I was cheated of money again, it was simply bankrupt, the mother-in-law said that she wanted to share the joys and sorrows with me, and I was also moved by his mother's crying, and secretly swore that she must be good to her in the future, but within two days, this mother-in-law ran away with someone, and got my last bit of money, and kept saying that money is the most important thing in this era, at that time I hated, I wanted to kill them, but later, I saw more, and I didn't have this thought, and my heart was just desperate, I feel that there is no future in this world. ”

"Later, when you met He Qi, do you feel that you have a future? Don't you think doing this is a loss of yin morality?" I don't understand the world of women, and I haven't touched it, so I can't bear to ask like this.

"It's not promising, it's really interesting. Yang Baishun sneered and said: " Don't look at the girl in the café looks very clear, I went to the fucking after the beginning of the ignorance, and then I mentioned in passing, said that I was going to Nanning to buy a Hermes bag, lack of someone to accompany me, she and I have to talk and laugh, now women, are fucking bad, all think that men are Kaizi, get enough money and turn their faces and then find the next one, so there have to be people like me to get them, done, haven't got the money, let them be bad, don't think everyone is stupid, but, this matter later, I realized something else。 ”