"But you're not right, it's true that my son often drinks, but I've never seen him get drunk. What made Wan Feng speechless was that the thief was still very serious about correcting the loopholes in his speech.

"That's drunk less, drunk too much. ”

"I'm not drunk if I drink too much, I saw with my own eyes that my Lao Tzu drank three bottles of liquor in one go, nothing happened!"

Wan Feng's eyes blinked fifty or sixty times in a row, and he grabbed the thief's neck by the collar: "Paralyzed, tell me nonsense again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu has forgotten his last name!

"Brother, don't get excited, I'm telling the truth, my son doesn't have any other abilities, that is, he can drink, usually three catties or two catties is not a matter at all, and sometimes someone asks him to accompany him to drink." ”

Wan Feng's hand holding the collar of the other party's neck couldn't help relaxing: "Really?"

"What's there to pretend to be here, I've seen my Lao Tzu drink five bottles of liquor at most, and his face hasn't changed at all, and he hasn't even shaken the aisle. ”

Seeing the thief's serious look, Wan Feng was a little convinced.

Is this a meeting with a barmaid or a great god? This is not a person, this is a wine barrel.

It is said that the master is in the people, did he meet a drinking master?

This kind of person who can drink alcohol is not a legend, Wan Feng has seen such a person in his last life, and there is such an old brother in the Shangqiao Brigade of the Warrior Commune.

In the previous life, Wan Feng's wife was from the Shangqiao Brigade, and the person nicknamed Jiuxian was in the neighboring village of his father-in-law, and he didn't drink alcohol at all on weekdays.

There is no other reason: I can't afford to drink.

The wine fairy only drinks wine once a month, and drinks it all in a five-pound plastic pot, and then sleeps, and when he wakes up, there is nothing to do.

At that time, Wan Feng was shocked.

I didn't expect to meet such a person in Changchun in this life.

"Don't leave today, follow me, and take me to see you at noon. ”

"Don't you care?"

"What?" the tease dared to bargain.

"I haven't eaten in the morning. The thief glared at Wan Feng and muttered quietly.

"What's the point of your life like this? Go and lie down in the middle of the road. ”

"What do you mean?"

"If a car is crushed to death, it can save some food. ”

What made Wan Feng speechless was that this thing was really lying in the middle of the road, and he hated Wan Feng so much that he had the urge to step on him.

The thing lay down for a while and got up, with a depressed look: "There is no car here?"

This is a pedestrian street, where do cars come from, and there are also bicycles.

Forget it, this is encountering hob meat.

Wan Feng led the young man into a nearby personal grocery store and bought a few breads and a bottle of drink.

"Make do with the mat first, and eat with us at noon. ”

The young man took the bread and devoured it, and Wan Feng frowned vigorously, where is this like he hasn't eaten in the morning, has he not eaten for a few days?

Wan Feng brought him back to his stall.

This product is obviously an idle master, this is not full of food and drink, and energetically ran to the stall to sell flowers.

"Auntie, seeing this flower, there are no eighteen leaves of the diamond orchid, your old man must be a person who believes in Buddhism at a glance, you can come to this pot today, do you know what its name is? Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty Sect!"

Wan Feng almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, this bastard is here to smash the field or make trouble, what the hell is Drill Tianlan? Ten Thousand Buddha Dynasty Sect!

"How much? I'll ask our boss. ”

The goods turned around and asked Wan Feng: "Boss, how much is this Ten Thousand Buddha Dynasty Sect?"

Wan Feng gestured with three fingers covertly.

"Four thousand!"

Wan Feng spurted out another mouthful of old blood, this thing is too dark! He directly gave it a thousand.

"What! It's expensive? Auntie, Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty Sect! You move home and put it in the house, it is the light of the Buddha, you always eat fasting and pray for the Buddha, and you will ascend to the Buddha position of Western Bliss in the future, how about giving you a discount of 200 yuan for the sake of your sincerity?"

"I'll ask for a discount of five hundred. ”

The goods probably hesitated for ten seconds, then took out a tearful and bleeding look, and said bitterly: "For the sake of your sincerity to the Buddha, now I have let go, lost money and made money, and sold it to you, if you become a Buddha on the day, don't forget me, just get me a messenger." ”

This thing seems to have read Journey to the West, Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie are both messengers in the end, and he wants to live.

The buyer happily pays.

"Auntie went back to give us a stall to publicize the publicity, if there are relatives and friends who want to buy flowers, they will come to us to receive it, and if the deal is completed, we will give you a referral fee. ”

"Okay! I'll bring you somebody, it's a good boy, and it's a little out of your clothes to talk about it. ”

Zhao Gang looked at Wan Feng: "Where did you get such a guy, you can talk nonsense better than you." ”

"Brother Zhao, go out and buy this kid a decent set of clothes and a pair of cotton shoes. ”

Since this product loves to fool, it must have a matching outfit, how to fool people by wearing a dirty tatte.

When Zhao Gang went out to buy a business for this product, what made Wan Feng dumbfounded was that this product turned into several transactions, and the price was one or two percent higher.

Although this product is full of firewood, the person who bought the flowers doesn't seem to have much research on Junzi Orchid, and he was stunned by him anyway.

It's a pity not to be a liar.

Wan Feng let out a sigh

If this product becomes a liar, how many people will have to be deceived?

Zhao Gang bought back a suit and a new down jacket, and brought a pair of cotton leather shoes.

"Thief, come and change into this outfit. Wan Feng called the happy thief over.

"Great, new clothes to wear. "This product is overjoyed, like a child who wants to wear new clothes for the New Year.

"Brother, should I keep it for the New Year?"

"Wear it now, sell flowers to my brother, don't talk about new clothes for the New Year, my brother will even buy you a bicycle." ”

"All right!" the young man brushed and put on his new clothes.

"Brother, how about it, brother, am I also a talent?"

This thing really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, so he is so good at kung fu and starts to call Wan Feng a brother.

However, this cargo is indeed a little handsome.

"What's your name this time?"

"Hehe, brother, my name is not very good, you can make do with it, my big name is Chen Tianhammer, and my small name is Hammer. ”

This name is indeed a bit weird, your big name is just blowing all day long, what the hell is a small name Hammer? If you go to Bashu, you won't be laughed off by the Sichuan people!

"I said hammer, do a good job, and messing with my brother will give you infinite surprises. ”

Wan Feng slapped the box of ginseng cigarettes on his body into Chen Tianhammer's hand.

"Brother, don't worry, I promise I won't let you down.

This morning, because of the appearance of Chen Tianhammer, there was a phenomenon of out of stock for the first time, and the speed of Yang Jianguo's acquisition was obviously not able to catch up with the speed of this flickering of goods.

The first time, by ten o'clock, there were no birds.

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