Chapter 0 Past and Present Life, the Best Thug
It was nearly July, the temperature was scary, the hot sun shone on the concrete floor, and the people in the middle seemed to be baked by the sky. Of course, there are also people coming and going on the road, and they have no way to go out.
It is said that these people are really suffering, and they are in a hurry, but they can't bear the torture of the heat. It's really embarrassing.
In an idiom, it is as hot as a grandson.
Of course, this kind of weather is not without benefits at all, at least the beautiful women in various colorful summer clothes on the street are a sight that is hard to ignore.
There is a beautiful view, and naturally there is no shortage of people who appreciate it.
Scorching Xia Na, naturally, there must be people who appreciate it to be perfect. At this moment, it is Yu Xiaotian who plays this extremely important role.
A prodigal son who wanders the city, an angry young man who claims to be talented but has no way to serve the country, and a single young man who can't find a job after graduating from college and can only work as a sparring partner in the martial arts hall.
At this moment, he was sitting peacefully in front of a watermelon stand, hiding under the parasol, eating sweet watermelon while watching the beauties coming and going on the street. What a beautiful word for this taste.
Feeling that he had almost eaten, Yu Xiaotian reached out and touched his pocket, yes, it was really clean. Looks like we're going to have to figure it out.
picked up another piece of melon, and said with some dissatisfaction while eating:
"I said uncle, your melon is not very sweet, shouldn't it be filled with water?"
The eldest brother who sold melons was extremely surprised when he heard this, turned his head and looked at him with a strange face and said:
"What, just now you said that this is a watermelon that you have eaten sweet, why do you say that it is not sweet again, I said big brother, it shouldn't be that you have no money and want to repay the debt, right?"
"How so? I'm just talking about it, it's actually quite sweet, it's quite sweet. ”
At this moment, Yu Xiaotian couldn't wait to slap his mouth, why was he telling the truth when he was idle. No matter how delicious this melon is, you have to feel if you have any money in your pocket before boasting!
Since there is no way, I will slow down for the time being, eating watermelon in my mouth, and my eyes continue to probe and appreciate the crowd of people coming and going.
Now the clothes are making more and more fabrics.
If someone asks what industry is the most profitable in the 21st century, Yu Xiaotian will definitely say without hesitation, of course, it is to make clothing.
Yes, a piece of cloth can make ten clothes, and each piece of it is sold for a dead price. Can it not make money?
Yu Xiaotian despised the black heart of the clothing industry in his heart, and at the same time appreciated the beautiful scenery and benefits brought by it. The women who shuttle endlessly, wearing such simple clothes, are really dizzying and lingering.
But one by one, they are all going too fast. It would be best if you could slow down and let yourself admire, or simply stop and have a bottomless encounter with yourself.
Hmm? In the crowd of people walking quickly, Yu Xiaotian unexpectedly found an old lady with white hair and small feet.
Seeing that the old man is coming from across the road, it will be a green light, and the crowd on the zebra crossing is eager to grind people into minced meat.
This seems like an opportunity!
I used to bring the old lady over, which can be regarded as helping others, and then I will bring the old man directly to this watermelon stand, and then invite the old man to rest and eat a piece of watermelon.
Hmph, when the time comes, the old man will definitely rush to pay, and he will definitely pay for his own living Lei Feng, and when the time comes, he will barely push a few rounds, and he will not even lose face, and the watermelon money will be solved.
It's amazing, I'm a genius.
As soon as he thought of it, Yu Xiaotian rushed to the other side of the road with one arrow step, and then prepared to pick up the old lady.
But who knows, when the old lady saw someone rushing towards her, she was so frightened that she raised her legs and ran, and the speed was even faster than his martial arts sparring partner.
"Old lady, slow down, I'm not a bad person, I'm here to help you cross the street. ”
But the old lady didn't listen at all, she still ran forward quickly, Yu Xiaotianxin said that this is terrible, if something happens to the old man, it will be his own responsibility!
Thinking of this, he ignored the heat, ran desperately, and finally caught up with the old lady before the last zebra crossing.
Looking at the old lady's vigilant eyes, Yu Xiaotian suddenly felt like crying.
What should he do now, saying that he came to help her cross the street?
Just when he was full of resentment and hated God for giving the wrong script, he suddenly felt a flash of golden light above his head, and hurriedly looked up.
Seeing a golden light falling from the sky, looking at this magical light shooting straight above his head, Yu Xiaotian was directly stunned.
Immortals?
He just looked up like this, watching the golden light get closer and closer, closer and closer, and finally, close enough to see more clearly, it seemed to be a big yellow seal, as the distance approached rapidly, Yu Xiaotian could even see the words engraved on the big seal clearly.
Rule the Heavens!
What a big breath, could this be the seal of the Jade Emperor?
Yu Xiaotian was thinking wildly in his heart, and suddenly, he realized what was about to happen. Such a big seal smashed down,
It's going to die!
I don't know where the conscience came from, at the moment before the jade seal was smashed, he struggled to push away the old lady beside him, and then he was smashed alone.
At the last moment of losing consciousness, Yu Xiaotian was full of relief, looking at the old lady who fell to the ground with anger on her face, he was extremely proud in his heart. I've finally done something good.
Self-righteous he didn't see the angry gaze of the old man and the people around him. Yu Xiaotian, who is no longer in this world, didn't know that the next day's newspaper report about him was written like this:
Yesterday, a thug chased the old man along the street at an intersection and pushed the old man down, but fortunately, the thug was hit by a meteorite from the sky and died, so he did not bring more harm to the old man. It was also reported that the thug also owed two catties of melon money to the watermelon stall next to him, totaling four yuan, three cents and eight cents.
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