Skru, inside the palace of His Majesty the Emperor.

His Majesty the Emperor and the generals of the Empire, as well as many nobles and ministers who inhabit the entire planet, attend a dinner party. A dinner hosted by His Majesty the Emperor. Although the Skrulls are still facing Thanos' questioning and are still considering whether to give Thanos a resource planet, it is not a very urgent thing in the end.

Even if there is a war with Thanos, will Thanos be able to penetrate the Andromeda galaxy in a few years or decades? Impossible! So there is no need to make the atmosphere very tense, and the right way to deal with it is to tighten the inside and loosen it outside.

However, most of the ministers and generals who attended the dinner were actually uninterested. Because the emperor's dinner is actually the same thing in the final analysis, don't think it's such a high-end and high-grade thing. Although the Skuru people belong to the same carbon-based life as humans, due to the different development processes of cultural civilization, they have plausible differences from earthlings in many places.

For example, they also have a dinner party culture, but in general, dinner parties do not exist as entertainment. In particular, the royal dinner was more often a salon for ministers and generals, so that they could talk about state affairs in a relaxed atmosphere. Well, in fact, the emperor's dinner is another form of letting everyone work overtime together.

It's just that this kind of overtime is disguised as eating together. And seriously, there's really nothing to eat for the Skrulls. Although the taste sense of the Skrulls has not completely degraded, when civilization has developed to a certain extent, diet has simply become a way to consume energy.

Therefore, the following foods are generally included in the recipes of the Skuruls: [Ability to be mushy, tasteless, and taste like mud. Just three scoops can provide energy for the whole day. [Energy drink, a type of water that only has a sweet taste. After drinking about 500 ml, it can meet the caloric consumption for half a day. 【Energy pills, a type of flaky granule, are bitter. Eat four in one meal and swallow it together with water. [Injections, one injection a week can keep you from hungry for a week].

The Skrull diet and its science are healthy and nutritious. All of the above foods guarantee the nutritional calories of the Skrulls and do not leave them with overnutrition. The "chefs" of the Skrulls will regularly and quantitatively adjust which 'food' they should eat and how much they should eat according to each Skrull's different constitution.

Skruul's mothers also had to learn how to 'cook' the food and how to prepare a loving lunch for their children. The good thing about this is that there are never fat people among the Skruls, and there are no oversized people. Everyone grew up about the same height, almost the same weight, almost the same size. And because the things you learn are the same, many people have almost the same personality.

Therefore, a lazy man like Count Missa who is lazy and unproductive is actually a very rare character among the Skuruls, and perhaps it is because of his rarity that His Majesty the Emperor loves him so much.

Well, when Thor first heard about the Skrull's diet, he couldn't help but shudder all over, because the shaking was so great that the fat on his body rolled out in waves, just like the waves that Moses had split the Red Sea.

"Whoever gives me these things I'm going to turn against whomever I want!" Thor said indignantly, "Bring me my fried chicken beer!"

Well, that's what Thor had to say about the food of the Skuruls. Actually, it was a dinner, but the ministers and generals who came to attend were not prepared to eat anything at all. Because there is really nothing to eat, at most it is just to drink some sweet water together. (The Skurulls don't make wine anymore, because drinking makes them drunk.) The history of the Skrulls is very long, more than 100,000 years. They used to make wine more than 90,000 years ago, but they stopped making wine after the Prohibition Act was introduced. After more than 90,000 years of history, they don't even make drinks, and the only thing that can be considered a drink is probably sweet water. ）

When the Chancellor of the Exchequer walked slowly from his own to the palace, he happened to run into the General, and the two nodded to each other in greeting.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer and the General walked side by side: "What is the topic of Your Majesty's dinner this time?

"It seems that Count Messa has returned. The general whispered.

"He's back?! I thought he was dead on Earth. Finance was a little surprised, and at the same time muttered inwardly: "Why didn't this lazy thing die outside? ”

"Well, the Zetarians are indeed defeated. Misaiah and Lega returned to report the battle on Earth. I suppose Your Majesty is asking us to hear some practical information about the earth. The general speculated. Seriously, the two of them didn't care at all about what they were going to eat at the dinner party.

But in the back kitchen of the palace, the Count of Missa was furiously busy.

"Put this pot here. Yes, bring the cooking oil off the ship! And the ingredients, after checking them out with the palace inspectors, they will quickly get them back and wait to be used!"

"Hurry up and froth the milk. I'm still waiting to make desserts. ”

"Fry the chicken faster, hurry up, control the taste, don't put chili peppers." ”

The Misariah was running around in the back kitchen, and he had already eaten a lot of delicious earthly food on earth. The taste sense of the Skuru people has not completely degenerated, and Li Jie and others have experimented and analyzed them on Earth. In the end, various recipes and seasoning ratios were developed that best suited the tastes of the Skrulls.

Now, the professionally trained crew that the Messiah brought from Earth has become a chef. Frying, frying, frying, red and white cases, these people are all knowledgeable. A series of exquisite food is made by them from the back kitchen.

And in the banquet hall, the general and the chancellor of the exchequer walked in. They noticed that the layout of the banquet hall was a little different today. There was a long table, what was this going to do? Putting food? It didn't exist, it was just energy paste or pills and sweet water, and a small table was enough to put it down.

In fact, it was not only them who were surprised, but all the nobles and ministers who came to the banquet were surprised. While they were wondering, someone suddenly said, "What does it smell like? ”

The general also smelled this special fragrance, a unique smell that he had not smelled in hundreds of years of life. But why does the mere smell of his saliva begin to secrete? This is unscientific! The general felt as if some primitive wildness had been awakened.

At this moment, the waiters began to bring trays of food out of the back kitchen. The strong scent struck every Skrull who came to the feast. Unlike any of the energy foods they eat, these foods are unhealthy and don't provide a complete set of nutrients. You may even gain weight after eating it, but the taste is really tempting.

Even if no one has eaten it, just smelling it makes it difficult to control one's saliva, as if it were instinct.

The first shot was fired in the war of the Earth culture's invasion of the Skrull civilization.