Shen Yifan was about to collapse, and he shouted in despair: "Oh my God, why, why is all this?! What kind of evil did I create in my last life? Why did I encounter this kind of thing? I just want to live an ordinary and stable life, why should I live a life of fighting monsters to the death all day long?!"

The demon king didn't eat him, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, don't cry wolf." I won't let you suffer, if you have any wishes, you can say it, and I'll see if I can help you realize it. ”

Shen Yifan suddenly became interested: "Oh, can you still fulfill my wish? Are you a demon king or a Santa Claus?" ”

The demon king reminded him: "For example, the girl who was with you today, I think she is very beautiful, do you want to get her?"

Shen Yifan's face turned red all of a sudden, and he said: "I, we are still children, what can we get, it's really ugly." ”

After a while, he said again: "Then tell me, what should I do if I want to get it?" Shen Yifan knew that there was nothing to hide in front of the demon king, so he simply told the truth.

The demon king said step by step: "Then you can rest assured, as long as I help, she will soon be your person." But with your short, thin appearance, do you think you're worthy of her?"

These words hit Shen Yifan's sore feet at once, he lowered his head in discouragement, and muttered to himself: "What can I do about this, my parents made me like this." ”

The Demon King encouraged him, "As long as you follow my arrangement, I guarantee that in a few years, you will be able to grow tall and strong, and you will be able to learn powerful spells." When the time comes, some beauties will post upside down. ”

Shen Yifan thought about it, it is always good to be able to become tall and strong. But this didn't seem to be enough, so he said dissatisfiedly: "In this year, it's not that if you grow tall and strong, you will have beautiful women who like it, and the most important thing is to have money." ”

The Demon King agreed, "It's really important to be rich. No matter what the era, it is important to have money. If you can learn spells, you can make money by catching monsters in the future. That's what I did back then, and I'll tell you about it. ”

Shen Yifan said suspiciously: "In this era, where are there so many monsters for you to catch?"

The demon king explained: "Didn't I say it just now, according to my estimate, a large number of monsters will soon come to the human world, and there will be no worries about not making money." ”

Shen Yifan had nothing to say, he thought that if he really trained his body to be strong, even if he moved bricks in the future, he would be able to move more than others. It seems that he will soon be able to get promoted and raised, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of his life. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smirk.

The Demon King interrupted Shen Yifan's obscenity and asked, "How is it, what questions do you have?"

Shen Yifan suddenly had an idea and said: "In modern society, money alone is not enough, you also need smart minds. If I can't even get into college, others will look down on me. ”

The demon king said disdainfully: "It's not that I said you, looking at the way you go to class, you are stupid enough." ”

Shen Yifan's face flushed, and he thought: You don't need to be so direct. He defended: "What I am in class, can you know as a monster?"

The demon king said arrogantly: "Hmph, look down on me not. Speaking of your language, my level is much higher than yours. Do you know that Li Taibai from Datang? The level is so high that I don't know where to go, and I talked and laughed with him. ”

Shen Yifan said unconvinced: "You may be better than me in language, after all, I don't know how many years you have lived." What about English? Can you understand English?"

The demon king sneered: "Isn't it the bird language spoken by the Westerners, there is something I don't understand." As our Eastern Demon King, I often have to deal with Western monsters, so how can I do it if I can't understand Western bird language?"

Shen Yifan thought with black lines on his face: It turns out that the monster still divides the border? I'll go, what kind of monster is this, and he can also speak English.

The demon king said nonchalantly: "Of course, their Western monsters are not all the way with us, and they have fought several battles in the past." Of course, under my wise leadership, our side is victorious. In addition, there are Dongying monsters, who refuse to submit to us. ”

Shen Yifan said again: "What about mathematics, physics, and chemistry? You don't understand these at all, right?" He couldn't help but think: If monsters even understand mathematics, physics and chemistry, what will the demon world be like?

The demon king was very honest and said: "I really don't understand these yet, but I feel that these lessons are quite interesting, if you give me some time to study hard, I will definitely be able to master it." Don't underestimate me, I'm smart, can be a demon king, do you think it will be an ordinary role? No matter what industry you are in, people who can be the top in the industry are all outstanding. ”

Shen Yifan thought about it, this is indeed reasonable, three hundred and sixty lines, the champion in the line, the champion in any industry, can be called a capable person. But he asked curiously, "Then when will you have time to study?"

The demon king was surprised and said, "After you fall asleep, your body will be under my control, and you can do whatever I want." Don't you know?"

Shen Yifan then remembered the strange things that had happened in the past few days, and he suddenly realized: "Then there was less meat in my family that day, did you eat it?"

The demon king said helplessly: "Why did you think of this matter first." That's right, I ate it. Originally, my primordial spirit was in your body, and I could only observe the surrounding environment through your five senses. When you fell asleep, I found that I could control your body, so I came out and tried how to use your body. At that time, I was so uncomfortable, how did I get into such a useless body, I wanted strength but no strength, and I wanted speed without speed. Then I got a little hungry and wanted to find something to eat. I saw that your mother had put all the food in the steaming box, so I took the meat out of it and ate it. ”

Shen Yifan was sarcastic, but he was powerless to refute, so he had to say: "Then didn't you use my body to knock down more than a dozen hooligans." ”

The Demon King said proudly: "If it had been before, I would have been able to pinch to death those scum with only five combat strength with just one finger." As a result, it used your body and was beaten several times. ”

Shen Yifan suddenly thought of an important question, and he said in a slur manner: "Then, the tooth marks on my leg that were bitten by a dog are also ......"

The demon king said with some embarrassment: "It's really embarrassing to say, that day I thought about going out to see the environment, but I didn't expect to be bitten by a dog as soon as I went out." It's really a shame, I'm a demon king, and I'm actually bitten by a dog. So I beat the dog to the tooth. ”

Shen Yifan suddenly felt a little disgusted, and he asked nervously, "You, you won't eat it raw, right?"

The demon king said angrily: "Eat it raw? What are you to me? Are you a low-grade demon beast? I am the demon king! Do you understand the demon king? Can I eat raw things? What a joke." ”

Shen Yifan asked suspiciously, "Then where did you get the fire to burn dog meat?"

The demon king smiled: "I'm from the fire system, where did you say the fire came from?" Although my current mana is not even one percent of that of its peak, it is still more than enough to roast a dog. ”

Shen Yifan asked again: "Speaking of which, what kind of monster are you?"

The demon king said: "You may not believe it, I was raised as an adult since I was a child, and I lived in the human world for more than ten years, and then I learned that I was originally a monkey demon." After that, I became the Demon King, and they all called me the Lich King. ”

Shen Yifan was covered in cold sweat and thought: "Dirty Demon King, my God, this name is not a serious monster when you hear it." ”

The demon king said strangely: "The name is just a code name, there were the beautiful demon king, the night demon king, and the iron demon king before, and it's my turn, it's just called the lich king, is there any problem?"

Shen Yifan was secretly amused and said, "No, there's no problem, just like it." ”

The Lich King continued, "Since it's all right, let's get started." ”

Shen Yifan was completely confused and asked, "What to start with?"

The Lich King explained, "You have to follow my orders, and I will help you open the eight gates, so that I can use your body to absorb the aura while you fall asleep." ”

Shen Yifan thought about it again at this time, and said: "Every day after I fall asleep, you use my body, so won't I never get rest? No wonder I'm always sore these days, so it won't be long before I have braids." ”

The Lich King explained, "That's why we need to absorb the aura. After absorbing the aura, the fatigue of your body will disappear, and the effect is much better than if you slept for a few hours. Don't worry, your body is also very important to me, and I won't mess around. Well, I'll help you study for a few hours in the evening, and you can find some elementary math, physics, and chemistry books, and I'll study and read them myself. If you have anything you want me to learn, you can also take it out, and what I remember now will go into your mind, and my memory is very strong. ”

Shen Yifan secretly rejoiced in his heart: This is still a monster who loves to learn, sleep by himself in the future, let the monster help him study, it won't take long to become the champion, haha.

The Lich King continued, "However, after I finish my studies, I will also go out and see more of the outside world, and maybe I can subdue a few youkai." ”

Shen Yifan thought of some bad things again, he thought about it for a while, remembered the plot in Stephen Chow's "The King of Destruction", turned out a Monkey King mask at home, and said to the Lich King: "If you want to go out, you can also bring this mask, anyway, this mask is also a monkey, just right for you." If people see my face, it will cause problems for our family. ”

The Lich King said cheerfully, "No problem. Sun Wukong, I know, he is the pride of our monkey demon clan. ”

Shen Yifan turned out some books for the demon king to read, and then said: "It's not early, I still have to do my homework, let's open that door after finishing my homework." By the way, what the hell are you talking about opening the eight doors?"

The Lich King was helpless and told Shen Yifan that there were eight important acupoints in the human body, known as the "Eight Gates", which were "Open the Gate, the Rest Gate, the Life Gate, the Injury Gate, the Du Gate, the Jing Gate, the Shock Gate, and the Death Gate." "Opening the eight doors one after another can allow people to absorb the aura between heaven and earth more quickly and smoothly.

Shen Yifan said that he seemed to understand a little, but homework was more important, so the Lich King had to help Shen Yifan do his homework together.

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