Chapter 0567 - This Fart Is Poisonous
"Chirp~Chirp~" The birds on the hill were all frightened by the terrible cry and scattered in all directions, and several birds also hit the trees in a panic, their heads were dizzy, I don't know why they are so powerful, they made a hole in the fruit in three times and five times, got into it, and shivered.
"Oops! I'm scared to death!" Rowan plucked out his ears and looked at the birds flying around, almost thinking that some monster was infested. "Obediently, I didn't bring a peachwood sword or Ultraman today, once a monster appears, then I'm not dead!
Qin Yue, who had just finished playing a game of Tetris on the side, almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of beautiful blood when she heard Luo Wen's words. Well, the old man vomits old blood, and the beautiful woman spits beautiful blood, there's nothing wrong with it.
"Ahem, my colleagues told me the police were coming. You...... You go first, I'll take care of it here. Qin Yue paused and said.
She looked at Zhao Tianyuan, who was paralyzed on the ground, with tears in her eyes, and couldn't help rubbing her forehead, for fear that Rowan would come out with some moths later. Her little liver really can't bear it. She also couldn't understand Luo Wen, who could blow up with one punch, and still have to play so many games with people for wool?
Suddenly, she remembered something and thought, "Was this guy Rowan trained too hard by me at the beginning, so that his heart was a little weird?"
If Rowan knew what she thought, he would probably be angry, and forcibly defended: "I just want to give these cute villains a chance to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot." ”
"Shall I go back first? Can you handle it alone? Don't blame me for not alerting you, there is a wave of people coming this way. One by one they all have machetes in their hands, and one by one they have tattoos on their bodies, and they look very fierce! Rowan waved his hand and said.
As he spoke, he reached for a weapon from the side. Rowan couldn't help but admire: "Well, yes, yes, this weapon has a strange shape, you look at this historical trace, and then look at this blade that is more curved than a long knife, it's really a rare divine weapon!"
Qin Yue blinked, and then stared at Rowan tightly. She watched for a few seconds, then immediately moved her feet and stepped back, widening the distance between herself and Rowan. She felt that Rowan's head must be rusty.
She opened her mouth and said, "That, Rowan, I admit that I used your training hard when I was a child, and you don't have to call me sister in the future." Just call me Qin Yue. It's okay to call me Yueyue. ”
Rowan said inexplicably, "Oh, why did you suddenly say that?"
Qin Yue opened her mouth and said, "Hmm...... It's nothing. I just wanted to warn you that you're holding a scythe in your hand, and if I'm not mistaken, it's Brother Yong's scythe for mowing grass, right? ”
Luo Wen nodded, and said with a smile: "Yueyue, what's wrong with you! Of course I know it's a sickle! It's just that someone rushed over with a machete, didn't I give you courage again." I just want to tell you that our weapons are very powerful! You have to have faith! Don't be afraid!"
“……”
Qin Yue's face darkened, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Bastard! Your expression just now is too similar to the tone of your speech."
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you? Don't call me Yueyue, call me sister!"
"Ha! I was wronged!
Rowan said with a smile. I did it on purpose, I'll tell you? Nobody knows, does it? Hahahaha!
At this time, a group of people rushed down the hillside, and if you looked closely, there were 12 people. The person who took the lead was the gangster boss who met when Luo Wen and Fang Rushi went for a walk in the fields last time.
Hey, this guy brought enough people to trouble Rowan this time. At first glance, these people are much more powerful than the little gangsters last time. Not only is he burly, but he also has a steady pace and looks like a ...... Oops...... That person, why don't you cooperate with the show? Can you fall on the grass?
Ahem, just like that, they walked over with a steady pace.
"Oh, boss, we're in ambush!" said the gangster boss. Because he saw a group of bodyguards lying on the grass.
Yo, this gangster boss is now reduced to the younger brother A, B, C, D. Boring......
Rowan walked over and said with a grin: "Oh, this boss, you had a lot of fun going around in circles that day! Do you plan to continue going around in circles today? Then I want to tell you, this time you may become fertilizer." ”
The gangster boss was startled, he didn't expect Rowan to be so enthusiastic about him, and he actually remembered him!"Woo woo! It's so touching! Someone still remembers me! Then I'll wait a minute, I'll be a little heavier on you." ”
This doesn't seem to be a problem.
"Zhang Shan, while staying. A boss who seemed to be the boss of the operation slapped the gangster boss away and said, "You are a leader who leads the way, and now that the road is brought, how far can you roll." Don't hinder our Super Martial Arts Hall and avenge Old Man Wen!"
"Woooooooooo......oo I'll just leave, how can you beat someone?" The gangster boss gave Rowan a thumbs up with tears of grievance, and ran away.
Well...... For the wool this guy ran up and jumped, running and running, and actually hummed the tune of "Today is a good day", and I couldn't see the sadness and unhappiness of half a dime at all!
Rowan touched his chin, and finally could only say: This girl is crazy!
A big brother on the opposite side walked out, and saw that this person had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and was eight ...... tall Ahem, that's a good idea. And look at the person who came out of the person is one meter tall, his face is thief's eyebrows, and the one staring at Rowan is really the left three circles, the right three circles, almost Rowan thought that this guy was practicing "eye hula hoop fitness plastic aerobics".
The rat-eyed brother stared at Rowan for a few turns, held a heavy nasal voice, and said, "You kid, hehe, is your kid the guy who bullied Old Man Wen?"
"Huh!?"
Rowan shook his head and said, "Oh, what are you talking about? I can't hear clearly!"
The guy said in a very nasal voice: "Lao Tzu said, is your kid the guy who bullied Old Man Wen?"
Rowan still shook his head, beckoned to the guy, and said, "Oh! What are you talking about? I can't hear you clearly! You, yes, yes, that's you." Come here, come to my ear and tell me!
The thief's eyebrows are big
When my brother heard Luo Wen's words, he was overjoyed, and thought to himself: "Lao Tzu is a well-known loudspeaker, and if he opens his throat, Hedong can also shake his mother's three shocks! This kid asked me to go to his ear and say, then Lao Tzu will go to his ear and say! Shake him into a deaf man! It can be regarded as avenging Old Man Wen, and in the future, the Wen family's medicine will not be able to get a big discount?"
Thinking about these things, the thief-eyed brother smiled and said, "Okay, I'll talk about it in your ear!"
The other people who knew that this guy had a big voice looked at each other and laughed happily. One by one, with a gloating smile on the show, I thought that this kid on the other side was going to suffer!
One step, two steps, three steps!
The thief-eyed brother walked up to Rowan's side and leaned his head towards Rowan. Seeing that he took a deep breath, the cheeks on both sides bulged greatly, like the big belly of a fat fish, bulging. Just when he was happy in his heart, he wanted to deafen Rowan's ears with his sound.
Rowan smiled, grabbed a piece of cloth, and covered the guy's mouth.
"Puff puff ......"
Fang Cai took a deep breath, saved enough two cheeks, and just wanted to roar out, but Luo Wen held back all of them again. But the human body is so big, so many gases always need a place for someone to vent! So, so many others began to flow backwards from the mouth of the thief eyebrow!
At the same time, a few thugs over there, when they saw that their boss was covered by Rowan's mouth, they were furious, and they raised their machetes one after another, and rushed towards Rowan.
Luo Wen smiled, and just wanted to use the thief brother as a weapon to smash these bastards, but he heard a poof.
"Puff~"
It's really, some people can blow up a person when they run out. This thief brother beat out a series of big farts, although he didn't kill anyone, but he could hurt his brothers.
"It stinks! It stinks! I can't do it! This fart of the boss is poisonous!"
"Damn, boss! you...... Gross!"
"Boss ate eggs today!It's so stinky!Vomit!!"
……
With a few clanging sounds, all the machetes fell to the ground. Several thugs rolled their eyes and fell to the ground with their backs to the sky, foaming at the mouth. It looks like poisoning.
This really scared Rowan by surprise.
Rowan said, "Oh, you are poisonous! It's okay, it's good, I'm witty! I'll just say, you don't look like you're playing with knives." You want to poison me with a fart!
So, Rowan lifted the head of the thief brother and smashed him in the chin with a punch, smashing him out. With a pop, the thief brother fell beside his brother, and just wanted to get up to find trouble with Rowan, when suddenly his eyes kicked and pointed at Rowan, and said, "You, you despicable villain!
However, the thief's head tilted and he fainted.
Luo Wen turned his head innocently, looked at Qin Yue, who was holding his mobile phone in a daze, and said, "Oh! This fart is poisonous." But it's okay with me, right?"
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