Chapter 407: All drunk
Bite!
Jiang Ming touched the bottle with her, "Thank you." ”
"No, you won't do it anyway. The woman knew that her method might be right, but he didn't have the heart to take the medicine according to the prescription.
Jiang Ming put down half a bottle of wine, "Thank you for chatting with me, I can see that you are not usually a person who talks much." ”
Bite!
The woman touched the bottle with him, "I also thank you, I usually hold it, and it is rare to have this moment of relaxation." With that, she took a sip of the bottle.
"Lack of sincerity. Jiang Ming commented.
"Do what you can. The woman argued.
What a way to do it!
How many people know, and how many people can do it? Not only do they have the same temperament, but they also have such similar temperaments, they are all extremely self-conscious people who ignore everything.
"Do you have any concerns?" Jiang Ming asked.
"If you are human, you have concerns. The woman said she was no exception.
"Can you be restrained?" Jiang Ming asked in a different way.
"If I can be unrestrained, why should I come here to blow the cold wind?" The answer given by the woman was not what Jiang Ming wanted.
"Alas. Jiang Ming sighed lightly, a little unsure of what to say.
"Disappointed?" the woman asked with a smile.
Jiang Ming nodded, what he couldn't do, he still hoped that others could do - such as unrestrained unscrupulousness!
"There is no transcendent and free god in the world, only the infinite exaltation and admiration of fools. "I don't know if the woman is talking about the gods or herself.
"You say I'm self-tied?" Although she didn't say it explicitly, Jiang Ming understood it this way, and the idea of worshipping people as gods could only arise from his own brain.
"This is true of all men, regardless of you and me. The woman undoubtedly agreed with his guess.
"You don't have to change it?" Jiang Ming asked. With his emotional intelligence, he can't think of an answer, so it's better to take the opportunity to seek advice.
"If it's human, you can't do it, unless it's ......," the woman didn't continue.
"Turning into a beast?" Jiang Ming tried to guess, and then smiled, "In the morning, some people said that I am not as good as a beast." ”
"It seems that there is still a good vision. The woman also smiled, "Theoretically speaking, animals are also bound by the laws of nature, even if you become, it is nothing more than a lower limit, and the lower limit is still there." Perhaps only the legendary gods and demons are not subject to any restrictions, and it is clear that you can't change. ”
"It's a bit far. Jiang Ming planned to stop this topic, after all, even the gods and demons imagined in his heart were out of reach, let alone the real gods and demons.
"Do you feel tired talking to me?" the woman also knows how to self-examine.
"It's okay, after all, it's not the first time I've talked to someone like this. In addition to taking a lot of time and effort, Jiang Ming could barely keep up.
"I'm sorry, I'm used to saying that...... I don't know when it started like this. The woman sincerely apologized.
"Do you remember what the reason was?" Jiang Ming didn't want to study her, just wanted to learn from her.
"Everyone thinks I'm different, and since I hear such a voice everywhere I go, I should look like I'm different, and over time, even I believe it. The woman smiled bitterly, "Actually, they are all human beings, flesh and blood, joys and sorrows, what's the difference?"
"I don't approve. Jiang Ming shook his head lightly, "At least you are all very attractive, if you change someone else, I may not take a second look." ”
People are different after all, in addition to their background, they also have their physical appearance, who dares to say that they are not a party of appearance?
"It's just a skin. "The woman said it very lightly.
Swish!
Jiang Ming didn't talk nonsense, picked up a chicken claw and swiped it at her face.
Almost subconsciously, the woman turned her head and raised her hand to protect her face, and there was no follow-up action, she looked back and saw Jiang Ming's playful smile! ”
Her brain was spinning so fast, Jiang Ming was quite helpless, so she could only raise a bottle and drink.
"If you can do this to me, why can't you do this to her?" the woman did not accompany him to drink, but the conversation continued.
"She's different. Jiang Ming could only explain it like this.
"It's different in your heart. "Women see through it.
"If it's the same, where is the trouble...... It's better not to be a human being in the next life. Jiang Ming sighed with emotion, and suddenly thought of Su Yu's words, his soul line was crippled, and it was not certain whether he could have an afterlife, so why should he think about it for so long.
"Stupid words!" the woman said to him mercilessly, "not to mention whether there is an afterlife, how do you know that flowers and plants, birds, beasts, insects, and fish have no troubles?"
"I've heard that fish only have seven seconds of memory. Jiang Ming stiffened his mouth and told him about the rumors he had heard.
The woman only replied to him with three words, "Zi Fei Yu." ”
Everywhere I go, I'm crushed?
Jiang Ming was puzzled and had to drink.
"Don't drink it. The woman stretched out her hand to stop him, "What good is it to do something that doesn't work?"
"I don't want to solve my worries now, I just want to see when I'm going to get drunk. Jiang Ming had already drunk more than twenty bottles of high-grade liquor, but he was not drunk at all, which made him very strange.
"It's easy to get drunk. The woman's voice was full of confidence.
Jiang Ming looked at her puzzled, this belongs to physical resistance, how can it be so easy to solve?
"If I'm not bad, the girl you like has a man you like. The woman spoke.
Jiang Ming smiled, does it need to be said, it can be seen by a person!
"That man is strong, so strong that you don't have the confidence to beat him. The woman said again.
"To win or not to win, depends on what to compare. Jiang Ming said stiffly.
"Of course I like it better than that girl, after all, she's the referee. The woman knocked him back to his original form.
Jiang Ming was silent, he really didn't have the confidence to please the referee, didn't he lose once two thousand years ago?
Second !! last night
"Based on my temperament and your performance, that man should be an elegant and talented man with a piano rhyme and tea fragrance. Seeing that he didn't speak, the woman smiled slightly, "Of course, only a good face, a little talent is not enough, he must still be a scheming person in the city, am I right?"
"Do you know him?" Jiang Ming was depressed in his heart, and could only think like this.
"Except for being in an extremely bad mood, I never leave my own place, and it's really hard to say whether I recognize it or not. The speculation just now is just to treat others by myself, after all, I was also young. The woman still remembers Jiang Ming's sentence "a handful of years".
Jiang Ming touched his nose and returned to the topic, "That kind of man is afraid that he is the natural enemy of all women and the enemy of all men." ”
"You're wrong. The woman disagreed with his statement, "Women look at men, and they are also charming, and they are different." The reason why you lose is not that the man is too strong, it's just that you are too weak, so weak that you are vulnerable. ”
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Ming frowned, not agreeing with this statement.
Tong!
The woman picked up a wine bottle and threw it into the river, "I will only hide here and drink, but I dare not compete with it, it is not weak? A woman's heart, how difficult is it to find? If you don't have the courage to pursue it, what qualifications do you have to feel sorry for yourself?"
"But ......" Jiang Ming paused, "She has already given her heart to others!"
"Is this a reason why you don't work hard and don't forge ahead?" the woman asked lightly. "If you can't get drunk and can't relieve a thousand sorrows, do you still want to change the depravity of the Fa?"
How did you guess?!
Jiang Ming's eyes widened, his heart was pounding, he didn't say what he thought, how could she guess?
The woman glanced at him and said in a light tone, "It seems that I guessed correctly, you really have this plan." If that's all you have, why do you want people to like you?"
"Thank you. Jiang Ming said bitterly.
"Where does the thank you come from?" the woman smiled faintly, "I don't know much from a coward?"
"You!" Jiang Ming's heart was on fire, and he stood up, but he was dizzy in his head, and he stumbled under his feet, if it wasn't for the woman who saw the opportunity and helped him, he could plant in the river, with his water nature, in this case, I am afraid it will be difficult to come up.
With one hand on the woman's shoulder and the other on his forehead, Jiang Ming only felt that his head was groggy and everything became blurry, "What's wrong with me?"
"What's the matter? It's just a rush of alcohol, don't worry, just get some sleep. "The woman was as calm as ever.
"How can this be?" I couldn't get drunk in the first place, how could the strength of the wine suddenly come up? Jiang Ming was puzzled.
"When the emotions are moved, the heart is also moved, and the wine is naturally moved. The woman thought it was very common, "I'll help you to the car, or you'll freeze to death." ”
The woman said, supporting him with one hand, supporting the ground with the other, and slowly stood up, but before she could take a step, the tall body actually staggered, Jiang Ming was already unstable, gave her this belt, and smashed her at once, the woman was caught off guard, fell to the ground with him, and used him as a meat pad, and the two towers on his chest were flattened.
"Haha!" Jiang Ming was not grateful, but laughed loudly, "It turns out that you are also drunk!
"You little conscienceless! No wonder people don't like you!" The woman didn't have any other emotions until this moment.
"Haha! yes! I'm just an unpleasant person, I lost in my last life, and I can only lose in this life!" Jiang Ming, who was full of alcohol, gave up on himself.
"It's like you really remember the events of your previous life!" No matter how smart the woman is, she won't believe this, she slowly stood up, and then pulled Jiang Ming up, "Let's go, go back to the car!"
"What are you doing in the car? Isn't it good here?" Jiang Ming tugged at her, staggering, but didn't insist on staying where he was.
"Less nonsense, don't want to freeze to death and leave. Fortunately, he was only more than ten meters away from the car, and the woman helped him to the side of the car without much effort, and when she saw that he was going to open the door of the cab, she pulled him back, "Can you still drive? ”
The rear door opened, the woman helped him into the car, the chassis of Jiang Ming's car was very high, and in the current state of the two of them, it took a lot of effort for the woman to get him up.
Look at Jiang Ming, who is drunk and drowsy lying on the seat, the woman leans forward to turn on the air conditioner, otherwise she will really freeze to death, but she usually drinks less, and today her mood is also a little chaotic, she can still support herself outside, and after coming in, she can't hold it down, turn on the air conditioner, her body falls back uncontrollably, and she is busy stretching out her hand to support herself, but how big can the carriage be?
Jiang Ming was already about to fall asleep, but the key was attacked, and the person also woke up for a moment, "Don't tease me......"
It was an accident!
The woman couldn't control her emotions a little, and raised her hand to slap him to make him sober and sober, but the strength was too great, her head was dizzy, her body twisted, and she fell on Jiang Ming's body, and her red lips also stamped a stamp on Jiang Ming's face.
Nuan Yu Wen Xiang was full of arms, although Jiang Mingren was confused, his heart still had a trace of clarity, "Don't come again......"
"What about coming again? What's so scary about cowards?" the woman's mouth was hard, but she propped herself up with all her might, wanting to leave as soon as possible, after all, it was extremely indecent.
But she didn't expect that the three words "coward" stimulated Jiang Ming, reached out to pull her back, choked her red lips and kissed her, "Rough and brutal, yes? I will......"
"I didn't teach you to use it against me...... Let go...... Little bastard...... I can be your aunt...... Not...... You'll regret it...... Hmmm......"
Smack!
A high heel fell out of the car!
Bang!
A small foot stretched out, hooked the door handle, and closed the door......