Shi Qingxuan's heart was shocked, and he subconsciously said, "You dare!"

"Hearing your answer shows that you still love beauty very much, even if you have such an ugly nose, you care!"

Shi Qingxuan said solemnly: "The body is skinned, and the parents are accepted." ”

"You're just an excuse. Yang Tang smiled evilly, "Let's be honest, you have an ugly nose, or no nose, everyone else has the same disgust, but only your parents will not dislike your beauty and ugliness!"

Shi Qingxuan was stunned.

"There is an old saying that is good, a son is not ugly for his mother!" Yang Tang changed his sneering face, "But in the examples I have encountered, there are really people who dislike their parents, and on the contrary, parents dislike their children, and there are very few!"

Shi Qingxuan chuckled when he heard this: "You are quite sincere, parents dislike their children, they only dare to say very little, but they dare not say that they don't have it at all, in fact, a hundred years earlier, there are many things like this kind of thing in the north, isn't this a fact that parents dislike their children?"

Yang Tang Zhengse said: "There is a saying that tiger poison does not eat children, and you also know that it is said that 'easy children eat children', what does this mean? It shows that parents can no longer live, how can they allow their children to continue to live in this painful world and suffer crimes?"

"Even if you can't live, your parents don't have to ......"

"Don't eat without Yizi?" Yang Tang sneered, "It's better to watch your children starve to death in front of your eyes, and then bury them, and then those dying starving people dig up the corpses and gnaw them off? What do you think that will be like?"

"Then you can't eat other people's children, right? People eat people, birds and beasts are not as good!" Shi Qingxuan snorted angrily.

"People eat people, that's forced by this world, if it weren't for 'white bones exposed in the wild, thousands of miles without rooster crowing', why eat people?" Speaking of this, Yang Tang couldn't help but sigh.

Shi Qingxuan was also stunned, yes, "The white bones are exposed in the wild, and there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles", this description is not what Yang Tang said, but the poem written by Cao Mengde hundreds of years ago, plus the situation she has seen and heard, at that time, if you don't eat people and don't survive, are you waiting to be eaten?

At this time, the early side dishes came up one after another, Yang Tang stopped talking and continued to enjoy the scenery outside the window. Shi Qingxuan didn't speak again, but there was a slight sadness in her bright eyes.

"Two distinguished guests, your dishes are ready, and there is this open, cool white ......"

"Okay, let's go down!" Yang Tang rewarded another piece of silver.

Waiting for the shopkeeper to disappear, Yang Tang continued while eating: "Shi Niu, in fact, you don't have to be sad about cannibalism, don't look at the five chaotic things in the north back then, but those self-proclaimed Han elites, the real high-ranking lords are actually very damaged!"

"Hmm, what do you mean ......?"

"Five surnames, seven wangs, and the Song family in Lingnan (Feng Ang in the official history). ”

"You mean Heavenly Sword Song Que?"

"However, the Song family is only a corner of the country, and the real family gate valve is still respected by the five surnames and seven hopes!" Yang Tang said lightly, "Longxi Li family, Zhaojun Li family, Boling Cui family, Qinghe Cui family, Fanyang Lu family, Xingyang Zheng family, Taiyuan Wang family...... These five surnames and seven families, the origin is too far away, there is a genealogy that can be traced back to the Qin Dynasty, think about it, how deep is the background of such a family, how many holes does the cunning rabbit have?"

Shi Qingxuan was speechless, and even his chewing movements slowed down.

"I heard that Li Shimin is secretly plotting to seize the account book of the Dongming faction, it seems that the collapse of this Sui and Yang world is imminent!" Yang Tang sighed again.

Shi Qingxuan said: "I heard that the Li Yuan family also originated in Longxi, and now they are guarding Taiyuan, and they have a good relationship with the Dongming faction......

Because of this, seeing that the world is all together, the second son of the Li family can't sit still, he wants to get the account book of the weapon transaction details, and then walks the rumors, saying that the account book of the Dongming faction has been lost, or the account book has fallen into the hands of the royal family, and then his Li family does not want to rebel...... You know. ”

"Li Shimin wouldn't be so despicable, right? I heard that he ......."

"Did you hear?" Yang Tang stuffed the last half of the steamed bun into his mouth and muttered, "I heard that tigers don't eat people yet!"

Shi Qingxuan smiled when she heard this. Yang Tang was stunned, and subconsciously said: "You look so good when you smile, it would be better if you didn't have that fake nose." ”

"What did you say?!" Shi Qingxuan's willow eyebrows erected, "Fake nose? Wow, it turns out that you have already seen through it, and you are still making fun of my nose!"

Yang Tang was a little embarrassed and said, "Dwarf oil~~ Don't worry about those, it's a big deal that I'll move the worm in your brain to your heart." As he spoke, his mind moved, and Shi Qingxuan only felt a slight foreign body slipping through his throat, and then his heart tingled, and he felt no other feelings.

Shi Qingxuan glanced at Yang Tang with disgust, and said unsatisfied: "You are fake and kind!"

Yang Tang spread his hands and said: "It's not that I don't want to let you go, but I have to prevent your father from taking you away directly...... You know, I'm not as good as your dad!"

Shi Qingxuan shook his head and said, "It seems that you don't know him at all, if you kidnap me, he will definitely kill you!"

"But what if I kill him? What will you do? Will you hate ...... Huh!?" Yang Tang wanted to tease Shi Qingxuan a few words, but his brows furrowed.

"I don't know if I'll hate you, but what's wrong with you?" Shi Qingxuan looked at Yang Tang in confusion.

"Yang Guang is dead, and the world will be in chaos from now on!" Yang Tang sighed for the third time this morning.

Shi Qingxuan was also slightly surprised: "Yang Guang is dead?

Yang Tang shook his head, he didn't explain the reason, he couldn't say that Mingwu told him! In fact, Mingwu not only told him that Yang Guang was dead, but also said that the true dragon's qi collapsed, and the hidden dragon's qi was concealed, and he got three wisps of "hidden dragon qi", which could make the acquired version of "Nine Dragons Protecting the Body Divine Skill" upgrade to the innate version!

This is good news.

One of the most important reasons is that this upgrade doesn't take up a pitiful number of replica slots.

In addition, Yang Tang currently only has the innate internal strength of the "Longevity Formula" wood system diagram, and now he can have one more, why not do it?

However, just when Yang Tang was thinking about which guy to find the "Hidden Dragon Qi", Shi Qingxuan, who inadvertently looked out the window, suddenly let out a "ah".

"What's wrong?"

"He, he's coming......" Shi Qingxuan pointed out the window, and when Yang Tang looked, he couldn't find the "he" in Shi Qingxuan's mouth.

In the next second, next to the table occupied by Yang Tang and Shi Qingxuan, in the empty space outside the Zhang Xu Kai, the "evil king" Shi Zhixuan was standing there with his hands in his hands, his long hair and shawl, and his white clothes were like snow, and his image was not much better than Chu Liuxiang in Gu Long's pen.

Shi Zhixuan's gaze first stayed on Shi Qingxuan's face for a moment, and then revealed an unfathomable essence covering Yang Tang's body, shaking his head and sighing lightly: "I can't think of it, I can't think of it, now a young boy dares to break ground on my Shi someone's head." ”

Yang Tang laughed and said: "I call it 'knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and I prefer to go to the tiger mountains', but unfortunately, it turns out that the evil king is not three-headed and six-armed, which is really regrettable!"

Shi Zhixuan was also laughing: "Hehe, I appreciate your boldness, but it's just ......" Between the words, the implication of impatience was already obvious.

"Don't do it here!" Shi Qingxuan said abruptly.

When Shi Zhixuan heard this, he glanced at Shi Qingxuan again, then turned to look back at Yang Tang and said, "Boy, let's talk outside the city, what do you think?"

"Not how...... I don't have that much time to waste!" As he spoke, Yang Tang suddenly got up, bypassed the table, and came to stand in front of Shi Zhixuan with an arm and a half away.

Shi Zhixuan smiled and said, "Xuan'er, see it, you are afraid of harming the pond fish, this kid is not afraid!"

Shi Qingxuan was obviously surprised, and couldn't help frowning and asking, "Yang Tang, how can you do this? The others in this restaurant are innocent." ”

Yang Tang snorted: "Innocent? The police and bandits shootout, the passers-by who were killed by stray bullets are innocent? The two gangs of Gu X boys slashed and killed each other, and the people who were injured by mistake were innocent?"

In fact, this is not unreasonable.

There are many things that affect Chiyu, but there are almost no justices, even if the passer-by is the son of a certain minister's family, but the police and bandits shootout, the bullet does not have eyes, and if they are killed, they will be killed, can the minister still find trouble with the gunmen?

The gunmen were all outlaws, and they were either killed on the spot, wounded and arrested, or escaped, either way, they were enough to be sentenced to death, and what trouble could the minister find more frightening than death? Correspondingly, if the bullet that killed the minister's son was the police, it would be even more interesting, could the minister still find someone to drag out the policeman who shot him and kill him? This will not only exceed his authority, but will also seriously offend the police department and chill the hearts of the broad masses of people's fighters.

Therefore, even the children of high-ranking officials in modern society cannot avoid the disaster of pond fish, not to mention ancient times, not to mention people who have nothing to do with Yang Tang in a restaurant.

Although Shi Qingxuan didn't understand the novel terms in Yang Tang's mouth, he could also hear from his tone that he didn't care about the other guests in the restaurant.

At the same time, Shi Zhixuan was also in shape, but in the next moment, his already vague figure changed from virtual to solid, and he staggered back with his left hand covering his neck.

Yang Tang's strange laughter came from behind Shi Zhixuan: "Jie Ji, a micro master is a micro master, and the illusion demon body method is the illusion demon body method, and I didn't even take my trick to kill!"

The lore is a lore, but Yang Tang didn't reveal one thing, that is, because [Scar Surprise] is copied from an online game, it hides the attribute of "absolute hit", and it has already attached a trace of space law, and it is almost impossible to dodge.

I never thought that Shi Zhixuan, who was at the level of subtlety, almost escaped the attack of [Scar Surprise] in an almost impossible way, but it was still a little bit worse, and he was directly cut by Yang Tang on the side of the cervical artery, and the wound two inches deep and three inches long even Shi Zhixuan could not make it heal in a short time, so he could only temporarily seal the opening with his strength to prevent blood from leaking.

But the problem is that the arterial blood vessels are broken, even if the two ends of the break are blocked to prevent blood from flowing out, but the entire blood vessel has been divided into two, and blood can no longer be transported, and the oxygen reaching the brain instantly drops geometrically, so Shi Zhixuan's body, who had just stood upright, was a little shaky, and the brain was obviously deprived of oxygen.

Shi Qingxuan also saw that Shi Zhixuan was inappropriate, in the end, the blood was thicker than the water father and daughter, and in a hurry, she subconsciously supported Shi Zhixuan: "Dad!"

Shi Zhixuan was slightly stunned, a hint of relief flashed in his eyes, but his color suddenly changed, and he raised his hand to push Shi Qingxuan away, but his movements froze in mid-air.

"Whew-"

Blood mist sprayed, from the other side of Shi Zhixuan's neck, and this time he didn't have time to cover the wound with his hands. He couldn't figure it out, wasn't it a lore, how could he use it once and then perform it a second time so quickly? In addition, how did Yang Tang flash him and Shi Qingxuan this time, he really couldn't figure out the trajectory of his actions at all......

Shi Zhixuan, who flashed this thought, only felt that his head was starting to sink and dizzy, and it was difficult to think about other problems anymore, and it was even difficult to turn his eyes to look at Shi Qingxuan again.

Finally, enlightenment arose.

"There is [Flower Magic], do you want to copy it?"

"There is a [mending heaven and law], do you want to copy it?"

"There is [XX Gong], do you want to copy it?"

"There is [XX Divine Comedy], do you want to copy it?"

「………」

"There is a [Immortal Seal], do you want to copy it?"

"There is a [Magic Body Method], do you want to copy it?"

"Copy [Illusion Body] ......"

"Is the dream solidified?"

"How many merit points do I need to spend?"

Mingwu reported the number.

Yang Tang saw that there were not many deductions, so he agreed.

"Found a character that can be transferred by attributes, is it transferred?"

"Don't turn. ”

Because once the attributes are transferred, maybe something strange will happen to Shi Zhixuan's corpse. Besides, in the case of Ruan Qingyi, the first criterion for Yang Tang to help Yang's father and Yang mother find another male bodyguard is to be unrestrained, even if it is not evil, it must give people a rough and fierce feeling, and then the strength must be high enough.

Why is the primary criterion image?

Quite simply, in modern cities, more than ninety percent of people are judged by their appearance. Of course, judging people by appearance is not a derogatory term here, but a neutral word, after all, even Aristotle said that handsomeness is the business card that leads to success. The same is true in the real world, with similar resumes, tall and handsome men are always easier to find a job than ordinary men, while women are just the opposite, and beautiful women are more difficult to achieve success in the workplace than ordinary women.

Naturally, a fierce-looking bodyguard is more intimidating than a kind-hearted bodyguard, so that some undesirable cautions are eliminated in advance.

Turning her head, Shi Qingxuan, who had a bloody face, finally moved, she stared at Yang Tang hatefully, and complained: "Didn't you say that you wanted to find him for a secret technique, how to kill him?"

Yang Tang snorted: "Didn't you say that you really want him to die? I just obey your wishes." ”

When Shi Qingxuan heard this, he didn't wipe the blood stains on his face, but just began to untie his clothes expressionlessly. Fortunately, this elegant seat is not only spacious, but also blocked by ink screens at both ends of the east and west, otherwise I would see Shi Zhixuan's blood, plus Shi Qingxuan taking off his clothes, and he would not have to make a storm all over the building!

"You, what are you doing?" Yang Tang was a little at a loss.

Unexpectedly, Shi Qingxuan actually took off a silk album from the side of the wrapper.

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