"Brother Hai, it's a soda anyway, it's okay to do one, but I have to ask you first, you threw the dog downstairs, and people didn't ask you for compensation?"

"What dog?" Duan Hai was stunned for a moment when he heard this.

Duan Yibin reacted, threw a peanut into his mouth, and said while chewing: "Brother, just two days ago, peeing on that dog!"

"Hey, just that thing, I threw it downstairs, I didn't hurt anyone, I didn't smash things, why should I pay for it?" Duan Hai obviously hadn't figured out the point of Yang Tang's question.

On the side, Duan Hai's daughter-in-law Kong Qin glared and said, "Haiwa, how do you talk? Ren Mingxin has several big dogs at home. ”

Originally, this was meant to remind Duan Hai not to talk about "broken things", but he didn't think about Duan Hai but he thought about it, and said with a stalk around his neck: "Why Qin'er, it turns out that you also like to raise dogs?"

The atmosphere at the table suddenly became a little solemn. Yang Tang saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Oh, yes, Brother Hai, what you said is far away, it's crooked!" At the same time, Shangguan Mingxin glanced hard.

Shangguan Mingxin didn't raise the bar with Yang Tang at this time, and said indifferently: "It's okay, those big dogs in my house are all wolf dogs, and they are used to care for the house, and there are special people to take care of them, but they won't make the yard smelly!"

The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention to ...... Yard?

During the banquet, everyone remembered this inadvertent information, but Duan Yibin's family was not very easy to inquire, so they listened to it but did not ask questions.

"Brother Hai, keep going, let's talk about the dog!" Yang Tang recalled.

"It's gone!"

"Why is it gone?"

"The dog fell downstairs, and the girl was shouting at me to lose money, but the question is, why should I pay her money? so that she can buy a dog that barks louder and can poop and pee again, and come back to harm our floor?

"Can't ......" Yang Tang nodded and agreed, "Don't look at some pet dogs that grow up to be two palms long, but the barking is louder and more ferocious than those hyenas, just like a tricycle with a heavy truck horn, and likes to pee and draw the territory, as soon as someone steps into the territory it paints, it will yell at people without warning, which scares some old women and their blood pressure soars instantly." ”

"That's right, that's right, the one I threw downstairs is just like you described, it's not big, it's loud, it's really a fucking bastard!" Duan Haidao, "Later, that girl called the police, and the police also came to investigate and collect evidence, but I'm afraid of fart, and there is no monitoring in the corridor, just by the girl's mouth and mouth, you can determine that I am the suspect who threw the dog downstairs?"

"Indeed, if you two were only in the corridor outside at that time, and there was no circumstantial evidence, there would be no way to prove anything, let alone compensation!" Yang Tang said.

However, the girl still shouted in front of the police to let them check the fingerprints on the dog's body, saying that as soon as the results of the fingerprint test came out, the fact that I was the murderer of the dog could not escape. Duan Hai said that he deliberately sold a pass here, "As a result, guess what the police said?"

Duan Yibin's curiosity also rose at this time, and he hurriedly asked: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!"

The policeman said: "This lady, I'm sorry, the forensic department and forensic department of our bureau are all for people, not for dogs! If you want to get fingerprints on your pet, it's best to find a veterinarian, and as for whether the veterinarian can detect the results, whether our bureau recognizes it or not, that's another matter." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Duan Hai laughed as he spoke, "When that girl heard this, she almost blew up her lungs, and almost scolded in front of the police!"

Everyone at the table laughed with him, and after laughing, Duan's mother was a little worried and said, "Haizi, then you are not afraid that others will really detect your fingerprints from the dog's corpse." ”

"It's ......," Cavani was a little shocked.

Yang Tang said: "Auntie, don't worry, even if the dog really has Brother Hai's fingerprints on it, it's nothing?" Anyway, there are so many people in the community, who hasn't occasionally hugged a cat or a dog, and Brother Hai took the initiative to hug the dog that day, but the dog was not happy, and yelled at him, so Brother Hai could only let go of it, it jumped on the window sill of the corridor, and after walking a few steps, it actually stumbled and fell downstairs!"

Duan Hai's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Did you hear it, did you hear it, I said that I didn't throw the dog downstairs, but I really threw it, and Brother Yang's words are enough to justify myself." ”

"Okay, okay, you have a lot of ghost ideas, you don't look afraid on the surface, but in fact, you're scared to death in your heart!" Father Duan pouted, "Don't be stunned, eat vegetables!"

At this time, the rest of the people moved their chopsticks, but Duan Hai's face was a little ugly: "Uncle......"

"Okay, I've asked someone. The police stations are too busy to do anything, and no one will pay attention to your dog case!"

Hearing this, Duan Hai's heart finally settled down completely.

"Uncle Duan is right, the law of our country only defines dogs as private property, and it is not as strange as the United States, a Caucasian man forcibly robbed a Chihuahua dog, and was sentenced to several years in prison. Yang Tang said.

The others all widened their eyes when they heard this: "Really?"

"And the guy with the dog?"

"The dogs belong to their own family, right?"

"The dog is still sentenced? This isn't Baum, it's too, right?"

Shangguan Mingxin said: "It's true, I've heard about it too!"

"The United States is worthy of being the largest country in the past, and although our country's economy and science and technology have surpassed theirs for more than ten years, our country is still lagging behind the old European and American countries in terms of legal system construction!" Duan's father sighed, "Actually, what I'm most worried about is what Xiaobin will do after graduating from university?"

Duan Yibin was stunned when he heard this, and glanced at Yang Tang.

Yang Tang hurriedly helped to relieve the siege and said: "Uncle Anla Duan, it will be a few years before Binzi graduates, is it a little early to consider employment now?"

Duan's father said: "Tang Tang, you are a student of Beijing University, so naturally you don't need to worry; but the fog is very different, although it also belongs to a key university, but the brand is far less bright and open than Beijing University, so you have to find your own job!"

Yang Tang said: "When I graduate from Beijing University, I don't have to find a job on my own, and those students who graduated from two or three books are the same!"

"That's not the same!" Once you and Jinghua students graduate from Beijing University, those well-known large enterprises will rush to get people, so the impact of the distribution on your brand-name key universities is not great; Wuda is different, although it is also a key university, but its reputation is far inferior to that of Jinghua University, so when large enterprises recruit on campus, graduates will compete, of course, relatively speaking, Wuda is much better than the two or three universities, after all, those schools, large enterprises do not even want to go. ”

"That's ......," Kong Qin, who had studied in college, and Shangguan Mingxin, who knew the inside story, nodded one after another.

"If you want me to say, it's still my uncle who is the most happy to go to college in that era!" Duan Yibin joined the discussion, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"Your uncle?"

Duan's father continued: "Oh, just my uncle, not much older than me, he went to college in the early fifties, at that time the college entrance examination was still written by various universities, which university you like, you can go to which university to take the exam, generally speaking, there are many students participating in the college entrance examination three or four times a year, and the arts and sciences are not divided into subjects, and in the mid-fifties, my uncle was admitted to Jinghua University, a 100-point system, there is no score line, as long as the school sends you an admission notice, you will be admitted." In fact, until my uncle graduated from college, he didn't know what his college entrance examination score was!"

Duan Yibin added a sentence next to him: "As soon as my uncle officially went to university, he was treated as a national cadre." ”

"Such a cow?" Yang Tang said in surprise.

"In those days, the country lacked talents, so college students were treated as national soldiers!" Father Duan sighed. Later, when I went to college, it was more than six years, I reported to Xiamen University at that time, and then somehow, I received a notice from Fudan, because the family conditions were not good, so I went all the way to carry quilts and daily necessities to the school, I never thought that it was quite easy to apply for a bursary, after receiving the bursary, I devoted myself to studying, the atmosphere of the university at that time was very innocent, unlike now, last month I went to Wuda to see Xiaobin, and his classmates were quite snobbish!"

When Duan Yibin heard this, his pupils shrank and he looked at Yang Tang.

Yang Tang also looked back at him, and then shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't say anything about winning the lottery.

Duan Yibin breathed a sigh of relief, but Duan's mother noticed the cattiness between the two of them, and couldn't help asking, "Tang Tang, what are you and Xiaobin looking at?"

"It's nothing, it's just that Bin Zi mentioned it to me in PP last time, isn't this summer vacation, he plans to go to the capital for a tour, I don't know what you two mean?" Yang Tang said half-truthfully.

Duan's father and Duan's mother were stunned for a moment, then looked at each other again, and then said: "It's a good thing for Xiaobin to want to travel, don't your parents live in the capital now? ”

While Duan Yibin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, he also felt a little sorry for the second elder: "Dad, Mom......"

"Alright, young mother-in-law's. Father Duan waved his hand and said, "Xiaobin, you can travel, but at least you have to wait until your brother Hai's wedding is over!

"Huh?" Duan Yibin and Erya exclaimed in unison.

"Ahh

Erya hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded heavily.

Duan Yibin looked at Yang Tang helplessly.

Yang Tang thinks it doesn't matter, anyway, there are not many young girls!

At this time, Duan's mother said again: "Tang Tang, since Xiaobin is planning to travel to the capital, I wonder if you can help him find a temporary job, so that he can experience the work rhythm of a month over there and then come back?"

Yang Tang was a little crying and laughing: "Auntie, you and your uncle are really worried that Binzi won't be able to find a job after graduation?"

"Not really!"

"Okay, I'll help him keep an eye on it then. ”

"Then dare to be kind, let's drink one!" Duan's father raised the soda cup at Yang Tang, and after drinking it all, he began to talk about the college degree of "thinking about the year": "Later, from the late seventies to the mid-eighties, this group of people who went to college was also considered to have caught up with a good time, and the people in the scientific research mouth in that era were barely abundant, but there was still a lack of high-quality talents in the government agencies, so all parts of the university were focused on college graduates, as long as it was a university in the capital with a slightly loud brand, and even well-known universities in other places, such as Fudan, Even if you can't enter the government agencies, it is not too difficult to return to your hometown and become an academic leader of science and technology cadres in the local area. All in all, a good chance to get ahead!"

Yang Tang was already surprised to hear it: "Uncle, this is actually a matter of opportunity, people who were born early and went to college early took advantage of the pit of good opportunities, and later people naturally had to wait slowly in terms of seniority! This is like the CEO of a large company who has only graduated from junior high school with a high school education level, but he has hired a group of college graduates to work for him, and this situation will be the same even after another twenty or thirty years, and the boss who graduated from college has hired a bunch of postdoctoral fellows to work there! This ...... It's called the first opportunity!"

"Haha, interesting!"

"It's really funny, when it's a big white!"

After listening to Yang Tang's analysis, Duan Hai and Duan Yibin were all happy. Shangguan Mingxin and Erya are no exception, and they all think Yang Tang's analogy is quite humorous.

"Tang Tang, although there is nothing wrong with your analogy, but the mentality is too negative, after all, no one can go back to the past, right? So we can only focus on the present and try to find the pit you said!" Duan's father said, "Otherwise, I will say that college students in the nineties graduated with a package of work, and now many students from two or three books and those who graduated from junior colleges are unemployed as soon as they graduate, such a psychological gap, it is no wonder that some students with poor psychological resilience will choose to jump off the building on the eve of graduation." ”

Yang Tang was humbly taught.

Duan Yibin was not convinced: "Dad, according to what you said, we used to have a negative attitude, so what is your attitude towards studying in college back then?"

"Presumptuous!" Duan's father said, "I'm just putting the changes in the university to you, so that you can see the reality clearly and be mentally prepared in advance!"

"Okay, Binzi is already mentally prepared, eat vegetables, eat vegetables!" Yang Tang diverted the topic.

After talking and laughing and eating two rounds of dishes, she didn't even add rice, and Shangguan Mingxin signaled that she had already eaten.

"No, senior sister, I saw you eat some vegetables, can you really stand up to hunger?" Yang Tang asked.

"I lose weight..."

When Yang Tang heard this, he could only admire that the reason for girls is always so strong.

"Mingxin, lose weight is weight loss, don't be bitter about yourself. Duan's mother asked Shangguan Mingxin, who was about to leave the table, "There is still soup simmering in the kitchen, radish and pork bone soup, do you want to have some?"

"No need aunt, I'm full. Shangguan Mingxin waved her hand and rejected Duan's mother's kindness.

Xu was driven, and not long after, Kong Qin and Erya also got off the table one after another

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