Chapter 311, Who is the most funny? (ask for subscription)

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"Excuse me, did you see Huang Bo, Sun Honglei, and Qiao Anthracene. ”

Luo Yiming saw a girl jogging in Minxin Park and asked.

"Are you Luo Yiming? Is it true?"

Luo Yiming is now a host who is more popular than the CCTV host in the capital, and no one doesn't know him in the Spring Festival Gala.

"Yes, yes, I'm Luo Yiming, hello. ”

The girl didn't seem to hear Luo Yiming's question, and the whole person was still on the verge of bursting with excitement.

"Ahhh Luo Yiming, hello, hello. ”

The girl was so cold that she held Luo Yiming's hand, jumping around.

Luo Yiming was super calm: "That's the case, we are recording the show now, I'm looking for someone, I want to ask you, have you seen Huang Bo, Sun Honglei, Xiao Zhu, and Chen Qiaoan." ”

"I just saw that there seemed to be someone over there, but I don't know if it was there. The girl thought for a moment and replied.

The girl was referring to the central flyover 800 meters from Minxin Park.

"Thank you. Luo Yiming was just about to leave, but the girl stopped him directly: "Luo Yiming, can I ask you a question?"

"What's the problem?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?" The girl is very concerned about her idol's private life.

"Is this... Yes, my fans are my girlfriends. If I'm not mistaken, so are you!"

"Wow, wow, wow. The girl's face turned red all at once.

"Luo Yiming, can I take a photo with you?"

"Of course. Luo Yiming smiled and took a photo with the girl happily.

During this period, many young girls have been recruited, and they all expressed their willingness to help Luo Yiming find other guests.

Followed by many girls, Luo Yiming trotted directly towards the central overpass.

At the same time, everyone else successfully opened the box and uncuffed them.

Except for two people, one is Sun Honglei and the other is Little Pig.

Sun Honglei didn't care whether the box in his hand could be opened at all, he thought he needed to find the key.

Luo Yiming walked leisurely all the way to the central overpass of the International Trade Center.

In order to normalize the shooting, Luo Yiming will also let the young ladies retreat to a safe distance first.

"Brother Bo, Brother Bo, what are you doing. ”

Luo Yiming saw from afar what Huang Bo was sneaking in a place.

"Yo, what is that... A place to replenish time. ”

Luo Yiming looked at this thing and said that he was the boss behind the scenes, and he felt that the secret weapon that could survive without killing people was the time charging station.

At first glance, Luo Yiming knew the purpose of this thing.

Not to mention, the props selected by the program team are still very conscientious, and the props and instruments used in the program give people a sense of loftiness.

"You go there and play, don't make trouble. ”

Huang Bo stopped Luo Yiming and didn't let him get close to this time-replenishing machine.

"I'll just take a look, Brother Bo, don't do this. ”

When Luo Yiming and Huang Bo were pushing, Huang Lei Youzai Youzai also came.

"Hey, hey, what are you two doing here, so many people are watching, the impact is not very good. ”

Luo Yiming and Huang Lei glanced at each other, and the two of them made a tacit decision.

"Let's get rid of this guy Huang Lei first, and then the two of us will face off and decide who will make up the time. ”

"Okay, that's it!"

"Brother Lei, come, let's talk here. ”

Luo Yiming stopped Huang Lei, and Huang Bo pulled Huang Lei and didn't let him get close to the place to replenish time.

"Hey, what are you doing here, let me see, I'm just looking, I'm definitely not going to do anything......"

However, Huang Lei's words had no effect at all, Luo Yiming and Huang Bo still worked together to push Huang Lei away.

"Okay, okay, you two play, I'll go somewhere else. ”

Huang Lei compromised, this Luo Yiming and Huang Bo are here, and he can't take advantage of it.

It's better to retreat first, take a detour, and come back later.

"Let's go, whoever wins will make up the time later, let's not compete maliciously." ”

Huang Bo first set this rule, so as not to fight between the two of them and end up cheapening others.

"Yes. The two men wrapped each other's arms around each other in the next second to prevent each other from playing tricks.

"Who's that? ”

"I think it's anthracene. ”

"No, why did she put her watch up. ”

"Rub, she's not going to be making up time for the task. The eyes of the two widened in the next second.

"I'm going, it's really, she seems to have done her job. The two of us fought for a long time...... Nothing. ”

The sandpiper and the clam competed for the fisherman's profit, Luo Yiming, Huang Bo and Huang Lei fought for a long time, but they didn't add the time, and finally Chen Qiaoanthracene added.

"Why are you here, too? ”

Luo Yiming and Huang Bo looked very gentle in the face of beauties.

"As soon as I arrived, I saw that there was a place to supplement time, and there was no one, and the task was completed at once, which was too easy. ”

Chen Qiaoxi looked at the watch that recorded the time and said happily.

Luo Yiming and Huang Bo looked at each other, their faces couldn't help but turn dark, and they hated that in their hearts.

Thinking of the method of increasing the time according to the person, Luo Yiming said: "Hey, Qiao Anthracene, who are you targeting." ”

Luo Yiming's target was Chen Qiaoan, of course he wanted to know who Qiaoanthracene was pressing.

"My target is Brother Hong Lei, Brother Huang Bo, Yiming, who are your targets. ”

When Chen Qiaoxi first came to participate in the reality show, he didn't hide it from Huang Bo and Luo Yiming, and directly told who his prey was.

"My goal, I don't know yet. Huang Bo smiled slyly.

“… Brother Huang Bo, you're wrong, I told who my target is, how can you not tell me. ”

Chen Qiaoanzhi is not a fool, when it is time to be coquettish and cute, she must not let go of Huang Bo.

"Well, it's good that you know your goals, but of course you can't tell others. ”

"Qiao Anthracene, you fell for Brother Huang Bo. ”

Luo Yiming looked at the coquettish expression of the deceived Qiao Anthral, forced a smile, and hurriedly popularized the knowledge of the show to the former.

"Can't you tell anyone else?"

Chen Qiaoxi looked at the staff of the program group on the side and asked.

The program group acquiesced.

"Oh, no one told me about this, Brother Huang Bo, you lied to me. ”

Chen Qiaoxi turned around and wanted to denounce Huang Bo, who knew that Huang Bo had long been gone.

Not only Huang Bo, but even Luo Yiming disappeared at this time.

"What about people? Why is there no one? ”

Huang Bo and Luo Yiming saw Chen Qiaoxi complaining to the people in the program team, so they directly chose different directions and left.

……

"I don't know if Brother Huang Bo's target is me, if it's really me, then it's too dangerous for me to stay there. If he presses me, I'm game over. ”

Luo Yiming ran for a while and explained in front of the camera.

However, what Luo Yiming didn't know was that although Huang Bo chose a different direction when he was separated from him, after walking for a while, Huang Bo turned around again, and he followed Luo Yiming directly behind him.

Huang Bo left an evil expression: "As soon as he doesn't know that my target is him, I didn't act rashly just now, and when we pretend to meet by chance, he won't be too guarded." ”

Huang Bo explained to the camera.

Huang Bo's target was Luo Yiming, he had just met Luo Yiming, he wanted to take the risk of pressing the button on Luo Yiming's chest, but after thinking about it, he still didn't do it.

The main reason is that he is not 100% sure that he will press Luo Yiming down.

……

Just when Huang Bo followed Luo Yiming, Sun Honglei was still depressed.

"I said, can we open the handcuffs, this thing is panicking. ”

"Where is this, how the hell are you going to go? ”

"Excuse me, do you know where Luo Yiming, Huang Bo, and Huang Lei are?"

Sun Honglei and the camera talk to themselves.

The director is Hu Tian, who is familiar with the entire program process, and he held back a smile when he heard Yanqiang, shook his head, and said that he didn't know either.

"You don't know...... Oh my God, what should I do!"

Sun Honglei looked at the handcuffs in his right hand, walked unconsciously along the overpass, and muttered as he walked, "Find the key first, open this handcuff, and then it may be a joint task." ”

"But how to find them. Isn't this testing my Yan Wang's IQ?" followed the director to always aim the camera at Sun Honglei's face, and at this time, the corners of his mouth began to twitch outside the camera.

I have to say that this person known as King Yan really doesn't look very good!

But IQ is really worrying.

You must know that the white box itself is unlocked, and the key to the handcuffs is officially placed inside the box.

It's just that even he didn't expect the artist he filmed to be so stupid.

I haven't found out that the box can be opened until now, and I have been carrying it from beginning to end.

At this moment, Hu Tian couldn't help but want to ask King Shangyan: "Don't you think it's in the way? Why can't you try to open the box?"

can be limited by the rules of the program, and the following director cannot come forward to remind the artist.

After all, it is often the side that people inadvertently reveal is the real self that the audience in front of the TV will be happy to see in the future.

Aside from the lines and scripts, this is also the reason why reality shows can be liked by the majority of audiences.

Although Sun Honglei's performance looks stupid and stupid, if it is put on the screen, it is naturally a hilarious effect.

So not only did he not remind the director, but he laughed silently on the side.

"Hey, what is this watch for, does it record time?" After walking a few steps, Sun Honglei suddenly remembered that he still had an electronic watch on his left wrist.

And the director next to him couldn't help it anymore when he heard his self-talk, and laughed directly.

Funny, this guy is so funny!

The electronics on the wrist indicated that the star was used for countdown, and King Yan actually regarded it as an ordinary watch.

He really wanted to cut open the other party's head to see what the other party thought.

The laughter of following the director immediately aroused Sun Honglei's vigilance, he glanced at the director very strangely, rolled his eyes, and then raised his left hand for a second time.

Suddenly, he squinted and smiled: "Hehe, I know, this is for me to check the number, you let me check the number of a hundred, right?"

Poof.

Hu Tianzhen thought that he had penetrated the entrance.

Meow, I didn't expect that Sun Honglei's thinking is really wonderful.

He couldn't help but look speechless.

1,2,3…

Sun Honglei naively began to count, but Sun Honglei's performance, when placed in the later feature film, will definitely cause everyone to burst into laughter, and Hu Tian will also completely convince Luo Yiming's ability to see people.

Sun Honglei finished counting, nothing changed, he looked back at the camera.

"After I find them, I will eliminate them all one by one, Luo Yiming, Huang Lei, Huang Bo, Little Pig, Chen Qiaoan, you wait. ”

There was nothing else in the camera frame, only Sun Honglei's hideous face.

Sun Honglei sat on the road with his butt.

"I'm not leaving!"

"There's no one here to ask me for directions, I'm alone after a long day of shopping, I'm tired to death, don't go!"

……

The same fate as Sun Honglei is the little pig, he faced the camera and said: "Tell me that you really know how to play, and you are still handcuffed, can't you untie this thing for me." ”

"Don't think that this is the case, I can't help it, you locked this box, the key must have been placed on the person who appeared in front of me, so the person who passed in front of me must have the key in his hand. ”

The head of the piggy's analysis is the way, and the shooting is like Qiao Yiding, and they all admire the imagination of the piglet.

At this moment, the little pig shouted, "Hey, hey, hey, what about you, stop me." ”

It turned out that a few seconds ago, a person came by the side of the road, and the little pig glanced at him, and the man ran, and the little pig immediately stopped him.

"What are you running!"

Passers-by: "What are you chasing!"

"Of course I saw you running, of course I chased you. ”

Passers-by: "I see that you chased after it, of course, and ran away." ”

Burst.

Piggy smiled: "What about talking to me about tongue twisters, tell me quickly, where is the key?"

Passers-by were stunned: "What key, I don't know what you're talking about." ”

"Pretend, I can see you're here, say it quickly. ”

Passers-by looked at the camera teacher who followed him, looking innocent.

He didn't know what was going on, and he didn't know which leg to take first in front of the camera.

"Quick, hand over the key, and I'll let you live. ”

The little pig squinted his eyes, with a hint of murder in his eyes, well, actually with a hint of silliness.

"I... I don't have the key you said. ”

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. ”

Passers-by didn't know what to say, so why couldn't they prove their innocence.

"You're very suspicious, from the moment you look at you, I noticed that you're super nervous, come, hold your head in your hands, and lean against the wall!"

The passer-by looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find any wall here.

"Why don't you move?"

"There are no walls. ”

Burst.

Piggy smiled a little awkwardly.

"Yes no... Wall. ”

"You really don't have a key. ”

"I really don't know the key you said, but looking at you like this, the key should be to open your box, right?"

"Yes. ”

"I'll show you this. ”

Passers-by also burst with love instantly, and then, something happened that made the little pig collapse, and the passers-by opened the box in a few seconds.

He took out the key from the box and opened the handcuffs for Piggy.

The fact is that the box is not locked at all .......

Piggy's eyes widened as he watched all this happen, and the next second, he faced the camera, and he was so embarrassed.

"This show is too good at playing, isn't it...... I was so clever that I was deceived and didn't even notice that this box was open, and I dragged him away for so long. ”

"I'm going to find my companions and tell them the news quickly, I think they must still be troubled by this box. ”

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