Chapter 92: The Canteen Wanders (Ask for Collection)

At this time, Fu Renfeng and the interns also took the meal and sat not far from Wu Lang.

Fu Renfeng's eyes were gloomy, he gritted his teeth, and glared at Wu Lang fiercely.

"Why is he looking at you like this?" Li Yan'er glanced at Fu Renfeng, then turned her head to look at Wu Lang, and said strangely.

"He, seeing me eating with two beautiful women, and beside him are all stick companions, envy, jealousy and hatred!" Wu Lang said as he drank seaweed soup.

"Poof"......

"Ahem" ...... "ahem" ...... "ahem"......

Section Chief Niu directly squirted out of his mouth with a mouthful of food, choked a little rice grain in his nose, hurriedly turned his body to the side, and coughed repeatedly.

Li Yan'er hurriedly patted her on the back, took out a few tissues from the carton on the dining table, and handed them to Section Chief Niu.

"Where did you learn these witticisms, then what is the relationship between me and your sister Niu?" Li Yan'er's eyes overflowed with water, and she looked at Wu Lang coquettishly.

Wu Lang didn't speak, reached out from the carton, took out a tissue, poked a hole with his finger, shook it in front of Li Yan'er, then kneaded it into a ball, threw it into the trash can under the dining table, and continued to eat his own food with his head down.

"Haha"......

Suddenly, Li Yan'er raised her head and laughed twice, hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand, and looked at Wu Lang with disgust.

"What are you two talking about, Yan'er, everyone is eating, you keep your voice down and pay attention to the impact. Chief Niu slowly sat up straight, picked up the black rice porridge in front of him and drank it.

Li Yan'er put her arms around Niu Kechang's broad shoulders, leaned over with a slightly reddened pretty face, and whispered in her ear.

"Poof"......

This time, the head of the Niu section sprayed the black rice porridge in his mouth directly to the opposite side.

In an instant, Wu Lang's big bald head and face were covered with black rice porridge, which kept sliding down with the soup and water.

"Right...... Right...... I'm sorry...... I...... Ahem, cough ......" Chief Niu covered his mouth with a tissue incoherently, and coughed again and again.

"It's okay, Sister Niu, you two eat first, I'll go to the bathroom." After Wu Lang finished speaking, he stood up from his chair, took a few tissues from the paper box, and wiped the black rice grains on his head and face as he walked.

"Did you bring Wu Lang badly?" Section Chief Niu glared at Li Yan'er.

"Sister Niu, you have wronged your little sister, he is such a big person, with a head and a thought, I didn't teach him, he is self-taught!" Li Yan'er said.

"You dead girl, don't quibble, you must have taught him. Section Chief Niu looked at her pretending to be aggrieved and scolded with a smile.

"Sister Niu, I really don't have it, I don't believe it, Wu Lang will come in a while, you ask him. Li Yan'er said with a straight face.

The two were giggling and talking, Wu Lang washed up from the bathroom and walked over to this side.

"Sister Niu, Sister Yan, you two are so happy, what are you talking about?" Wu Lang sat on the chair with a smile, took out a few more tissues from the carton on the dining table, and wiped the water stains on his face.

"It's nothing, Wu Lang, I'm sorry just now!" Section Chief Niu nodded apologetically at Wu Lang.

"Sister Niu, it's okay, let's eat, it'll be cold for a while. Wu Lang shook his head and smiled, and continued to eat his meal with his head down.

"Sneeze" ...... "Sneeze" ...... "Sneeze"......

"Knock" ...... "Knock" ...... "Knock Knock"......

There was a loud sneezing and fart sound, which resounded throughout the staff cafeteria.

Li Yan'er and Section Chief Niu turned their heads to look at the place where the sound was made, it was Fu Renfeng who was sneezing and farting incessantly.

The doctors of various departments who were eating in the cafeteria all looked at him with strange eyes.

It didn't take much effort, and a smell like carrion, and like the smell of sewage in the sewer, was extremely foul-smelling, and gradually permeated the entire staff canteen.

"Sneeze" ...... "Sneeze" ...... "Sneeze"......

"Knock" ...... "Knock" ...... "Knock Knock"......

Fu Renfeng's sneezing and farting were even louder, he stood up directly from the chair, leaned forward and sneezed, his ass pouted so high that after people saw it, they felt that he was unscrupulous and deliberately did it.

Several interns beside him had already avoided him from a distance, and within a five-meter radius of Fu Renfeng, there was no one, and there was still a faint trace of yellow gas floating around his body.

Fu Renfeng, who finally stopped sneezing and farting, hurriedly grabbed the only one on the table, kept pulling out a tissue from it, and wiped his nose and mouth.

"Wow"......

Fu Renfeng, who was wiping his mouth, vomited violently, and vomited all the undigested food he had just eaten on the dining table, chair and ground, his face was red, his forehead was bruised, and he was still vomiting......

On the ground, a yellow-green watery liquid came out of Fu Renfeng's gaping mouth......

"This can't be food poisoning, why did you vomit all the bile? Li Yan'er's brows furrowed into pimples, and her hands tightly covered her mouth and nose.

"We all ate together, why is he alone with food poisoning, maybe it was because of last night or breakfast. Chief Niu also covered his mouth and nose tightly with his hands.

Some doctors in the staff canteen, some hurriedly turned off the air conditioner, opened the windows, doors, and exhaust fans to dredge the unpleasant smell in the canteen. Some people took out the masks in their pockets and put them on, walked up to Fu Renfeng, and questioned him.

Fu Renfeng, who gradually stopped vomiting, was panting, his expression was confused, his face was sluggish, he had a lot of tears and snot, he was hunched over, his back was hunched, and he waved his hands again and again......

Suddenly, his face changed suddenly, his expression was weird, he gritted his teeth, and several doctors beside him looked at him suspiciously, not knowing what was wrong with him, and hurriedly asked loudly.

"I'll go!" Fu Renfeng roared, stood up straight suddenly, his eyes were wide with anger, his whole body was tense, his hands were behind his back, he was tightly covering his buttocks, and he turned around and ran towards the bathroom.

"Ah...... ......" Fu Renfeng, who was running, suddenly burst out with a foul language.

"Knock" ...... "Knock" ...... "Knock Knock"......

"Puff" ...... "Goo" ...... "Wow"......

With Fu Renfeng's angry scolding, a fart sound that resounded all over the world, accompanied by a sparse sound, spread far away in the staff canteen, and streams of bright yellow thick objects, from his white casual shorts, ran along the back of his thighs, and continued to flow down, all the way to the direction of the bathroom......

"Vomit"......

Some female doctors in the cafeteria instantly covered their mouths and ran out of the door.

"Let's hurry up and go, this is the cafeteria, let's catch up with the public toilet!" Li Yan'er covered her mouth and nose with one hand, beckoned to Wu Lang and Section Chief Niu again and again, and then ran out first.

The three of them came to Li Yan'er's administrative office, Wu Lang and Section Chief Niu sat on the sofa, Li Yan'er took out a small bottle from the small leather bag on the hanger, and sprayed it on the two of them.

"Okay, I have to go to work in a while, how can I see a doctor with such a heavy perfume smell!"

"Mom, it can disgust me to death, Fu Renfeng, this bastard, this time he became famous in the hospital, vomiting and diarrhea, and running all the way, it is definitely an explosive news headline in the hospital, you look at it, before getting off work in the afternoon, the doctors, nurses, employees, and patients in the hospital will know!" Li Yan'er said with a smile.

"What Yan'er said is that this Fu Renfeng is flying all day long, looking like he is not cleaning up, this time it is estimated that he can teach a long lesson!"

"I think this is God picking him up, you are an official, and you have a dick hair relationship, relying on your good background and graduating from a famous university, you jump up and down, eyebrows and eyes, this time it's good, it's sparse in the canteen! ha......" Li Yan'er said and laughed again and again.

Section Chief Niu put down the teacup, glanced at her, and said, "Yan'er, you girl, don't talk foul, be careful that you really can't get married in the future." ”

"In my life, I don't plan to get married, find a man who is pleasing to the eye, live together, be together if the relationship is good, break up if the relationship is bad, and then start from the stove, beat the drum and rise to the church, until the end of life. Li Yan'er squinted at Wu Lang and said with a smile.

Wu Lang lowered his head and drank tea, pretending not to see it.

"Don't talk nonsense for a day, you, you're just too picky, look at this one who doesn't vote, look at the one who doesn't agree, it's only until now, man, it's almost enough, how can there be a perfect person in the world!"