Wang Chuang stopped talking about this kind of meaty topic with interest, I couldn't sleep because my feet hurt too much, and then my cousin called me and said that she had gone home and asked me where I was, I didn't want her to worry, so I didn't tell her.

In fact, I wanted to tell her in my heart, what a great opportunity, if she came to take care of me, then I could take the opportunity, tsk, I can't imagine it.

The three of them bragged and chatted until ten o'clock at night, and they were still not sleepy, and if they couldn't sleep, some other troubles would appear, such as being hungry.

I had no choice but to say to Brother Grasshopper: "Brother, I'm hungry again." ”

"Hungry again, how long have you just eaten, are you the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie?" Brother Grasshopper said speechlessly.

I said, "Yes, yes, I'm Zhu Bajie, you can do it, go buy me something to eat, not only sweets, but also spicy, if there is barbecue, it would be the best." If I could bring a case of beer, I wouldn't say no. ”

"Chen Song!" Brother Grasshopper shouted: "Enough mud is enough!!"

Then he went out to buy me something to eat. Hey.

After Brother Grasshopper left, I bragged to Wang Chuang, and was chatting about yellow jokes, when suddenly the mobile phone rang, I took out my mobile phone and saw that it was the head teacher calling.

I suddenly remembered that I had told my head teacher this morning that she would definitely call me in the evening, and as I expected, now she is calling again.

I answered the phone and said, "I thought it was so late, but it turned out to be the head teacher calling." ”

The head teacher said, "Chen Song, you're right, I'll call you again." ”

I said, "The principal has gone to visit the house again, right?"

"Hmm. The head teacher said: "Chen Song, come quickly, if you don't come, I can only call the police, in that case I will be laid off." ”

I knew it was like this, I had planned to go and completely counterattack the head teacher tonight, psychologically, so that she relied on me, and slowly liked me, but now the plan is all messed up, I want to go, but my leg is broken, and now I am still on the steel plate!

I had no choice but to say to the head teacher: "Dear Teacher Li, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I'm not protecting myself now, I'll tell you the truth, I'm in the hospital now, and I just came out of the emergency room!"

"Huh?" the head teacher asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you?"

I said, "That's a long story, by the way, why do you have to open the door for the headmaster when he comes to you?"

The head teacher said: "He always knocks on the door, and hides next to him and doesn't speak, I didn't expect him to dare to come, but as soon as he opened the door, he came into the house, and as soon as he came in, he told me what to reward me, and to award me the title of excellent teacher, in fact, who doesn't know what he thinks in his heart, now he is staying at home and not leaving, and I am now in the toilet to hide from calling you." ”

Saying that, the head teacher was about to cry, and I hurriedly comforted: "Yo yo yo, little baby, my good boy, it's so pitiful, but what to do, my leg is broken, I can't come." ”

The head teacher turned crying into laughter and said, "It's not serious at all, I feel like you're not my student at all." I don't care, anyway, if you don't come, I'll call the police, and if I off, you'll be responsible!"

I smiled and said, "Okay, if you are laid off, then I will raise you!"

"you, you know how to talk nonsense, do you have a way?

"I ......" Halfway through the sentence, Brother Grasshopper came back with the packed barbecue and beer, and also brought juice, I suddenly had an idea in my heart, so I said to the head teacher: "Don't worry, I'll call Zhang Grasshopper to pick you up right away." ”

Brother Grasshopper put the food aside and asked me, "Who are you talking to?"

I didn't have time to pay attention to her, and said to the head teacher: "Baby, hold on for a while, and I'll come to save you later." ”

Sure enough, I was scolded by the head teacher again, and then hung up the phone.

Then I smiled and looked at Brother Grasshopper without speaking, Brother Grasshopper was speechless for a long time, and finally said helplessly: "I just put things down, I just put things down!"

I had no choice but to beg him: "Brother Grasshopper, something happened to the head teacher, you hurry up and take her to the hospital." ”

Brother Grasshopper nodded speechlessly and said, "Okay, I admit it, who told me to have a brother like you." ”

I told the address of the homeroom teacher's home to Brother Grasshopper, and Brother Grasshopper went to pick up the head teacher.

Half an hour later, the head teacher came back with Brother Grasshopper, as soon as he saw me, the head teacher was worried, walked to the side of the bed and kept asking me what was going on, I said that I accidentally fell, but she didn't believe it, I had to ask Brother Grasshopper and Wang Chuang to testify to me, but as soon as the head teacher saw that Wang Chuang was also there, he was even more suspicious, so he asked me: "Did you two fight? Last time you had a conflict, this time it must be a fight!"

I said, "Teacher, it's not a fight, it's really not a fight, I have a good relationship with Brother Chuang, don't you still live in a ward, how can you fight." ”

The head teacher thought for a moment and said, "That's also ha." ”

I said yes, and then I began to make a little calculation in my heart, the head teacher sat next to me and peeled grapes for me to eat, and I was thinking about how to spend tonight while eating, and suddenly, I had a plan, and there were!

I swallowed a grape, then said to the head teacher with a smile, "Teacher, you go out first." ”

The head teacher asked me, "Why? You are like this, I didn't believe it just now, but now I see it, as your head teacher, I should take care of you at night." ”

I pretended to be shy and said, "I, I'm going to change my pants." ”

The head teacher patted me, "Then change." ”

I was speechless, so I had to whisper in her ear, "I'm talking about changing my underwear, there are so many people here, it's inconvenient." ”

"Oh. The head teacher got up and walked out of the ward, I quickly called Brother Grasshopper who was napping, Brother Grasshopper woke up suddenly, and when he saw me looking at him with a smile again, he almost cried, "Brother Song, what are you going to do?

I said, "Brother Grasshopper, I ask you for one thing, and you must help me with this matter no matter what." ”

Seeing that I was getting serious, the grasshopper asked me very seriously, "What's the matter?"

I said, "Why don't you go and change my room, it's so noisy here, I can't sleep." ”

"Are you finished?" Brother Grasshopper glared at me angrily: "Okay, what kind of ward should you change?"

I was unhappy, and deliberately said with a straight face: "Anyway, I've already said it, now that I'm injured, if you don't change it for me, then I can't help it, you can do it yourself." ”

"I'll go, I'm really convinced of you!" Brother Grasshopper couldn't see me like this, so he had to get up and go out to find the doctor on duty at night to help me change the room, I don't know if he gave the doctor a red envelope, anyway, it didn't take long for the nurse who changed the room for me to enter the ward with Brother Grasshopper and the head teacher.