Chapter 0511: Empress
Even Chang'e frowned at this question, unable to find an answer; Nuwa is said to be the earliest goddess who created human beings; all human beings were created by her; the Jade Emperor, also known as Haotian Shiyuanjun, should be a pair with her, that is to say, she is the queen......
Hou Tu Niang Niang is the fourth emperor of the four emperors and six emperors, in charge of yin and yang, multiplying all things, and the Jade Emperor cooperates, called the mother of the earth; it should be the queen; the only thing I don't understand is that this Yuqing Divine Mother Yuanjun is also a monarch, who is it?
The problem is getting more and more complicated; only the Queen Mother really understands the situation; however, this is people's privacy, how can you tell others?
I discussed with Chang'e for a long time, but in the end there was no result, so I could only say: "Who does she care about? Anyway, it's not Chang'e, she's my wife, and she belongs to my ......."
It's getting dark, the snow is getting heavier and heavier, if you keep it going, and when will you wait for the snow to melt......
Chang'e once heard that the snow on the Tianshan Mountains will not melt completely, but only slightly thin, and covered with a thick layer, if you want to find a thousand-year-old snow lotus, I don't know what year and month to wait......
Fortunately, there is a full moon to protect from the cold, otherwise we don't know how we would freeze to death. Want to - free - free - see - end - whole - version please Baidu search -
Chang'e shouted to the full moon: "Let's go." ”
I really feel that the full moon moves, and the biggest harvest of our trip is the snow lotus that has been eaten by the soil silkworms, although it is not very good, but this is the only one, and it may not be able to come in the future...... I stared at this thing, feeling a little disappointed......
The full moon flew faster and faster, and the snow on top of it was weathered, revealing a black sky, and we were inside, too......
"Knock", something, hugging the full moon tightly, made a "chirp" sound.
Chang'e couldn't see clearly, with a wave of her big hand, the full moon lit up, and it was naturally clear: there was a monkey outside, with two cocktail feathers stuck in his head, fiery eyes, wearing yellow clothes, needless to say, this was the famous Monkey King......
This guy doesn't know me, and he screams at Chang'e, I don't know what it's called?
Chang'e poked a hole in the side of the full moon with her index finger, and the voice was heard: "Who is the person next to you? Has he been robbed? I'll help you kill him!"
I waved my hand in a panic and said, "You're mistaken, it's not like that." ”
He could understand what I was saying, but he didn't want to look at me, so he turned his gaze to Chang'e's face and asked, "What's the matter?"
Chang'e was embarrassed, so she had to tell the truth: "He is my husband, and he has been approved by the Jade Emperor, and he is a legitimate groom official." ”
When the monkey saw that I was wearing an official hat and an official uniform, he knew that I was an official, and he wanted to ask, "Where do you serve?"
I can't interject, I can only listen to them......
Chang'e didn't hide it, and she thought it was great to be an official, and said, "In Phoenix Mountain." ”
The monkey head laughed for a while, and said: "It's the place that people don't want to go to again; if you want me to go, I won't go! I was teased by the Jade Emperor back then, what kind of official did I be? ”
I was also annoyed: I had to ask, "Bi Ma Wen, what kind of official?"
"Hey—what kind of officer? ”
Chang'e didn't know either, so she couldn't help asking, "What kind of official is Weiliu?"
The monkey head was in a hurry, and grabbed the red hair on his cheek with his left hand and called for a while, saying, "The female monkey has come to the aunt; ”
"Huh?" Chang'e was stunned! "How can this be?"
After the monkey head finished speaking, he knocked the full moon with both hands, "chirp, ahh
I also wondered, "Isn't this the emperor's business?
However, everyone knows that Bimawen just doesn't know the real meaning, and Chang'e said, "That's why you want to make a big fuss in the sky, not because you want to be a Monkey King!"
The monkey's heart calmed down a little: "When I first debuted, I didn't know how thick the sky was, so I hung that big flag, and now I think about it, it's ridiculous!"
So, I have to ask, "Who is Yuqing Divine Mother Yuanjun?" Chang'e also showed an expectant look......
The monkey head can answer without thinking: "It's the Queen Mother." ”
Before I could speak, Chang'e preemptively asked, "Who is the queen canonized by the Jade Emperor?"
The monkey head came back in a circle along the full moon and said, "The Queen Mother, she has so many names that I can't remember for a while." ”
Chang'e and I were very surprised! We looked at each other and came back in a big circle, and the Queen Mother finally returned to the Queen Mother. "Why should she claim to be king?"
The monkey head is smarter than me, and he said one sentence to the most crucial question: "Who doesn't want to be the emperor? I also said this big thing back then: the emperor will take turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year." ”
Chang'e still didn't understand, and couldn't help asking, "What does this mean?"
"The Queen Mother wanted to be the emperor, set herself up as the king, partnered with her lover, raised troops to attack the palace, causing the Jade Emperor to panic, and after quelling the chaos, the Queen Mother was beaten into the Pan Tao Cold Palace, and her lover fled to ......"
The question arises again: Who is the queen mother's lover? Is such a big queen still having an affair with someone else?
The monkey was so confused by the question that he didn't want to answer, so he made an excuse and said, "It's too complicated, I can't finish it for a few days and nights, so you can inquire slowly! I'm leaving!"
Chang'e asked anxiously, "Why did you come here?"
The monkey flicked his legs and flew away, and his voice came from afar: "I thought you were kidnapped by the official, passing by here, come and take a look!"
Chang'e stared at Sun Wukong with her own eyes, turned into a dot, and disappeared into the night sky......
I thought he was a mythical figure; I didn't expect the monkey-headed monkey-brained guy to really be there; then, is it true that Tang monks and apprentices went to the west to learn scriptures? Guanyin Bodhisattva escorted all the way......
Thinking about it, we are so stupid! At the Pan Tao Meeting, we actually called Her Majesty the Queen Mother, and at that time, I didn't see how much the Jade Emperor reacted, and those immortals also shouted like this.
Then, since he entered the cold palace, the Jade Emperor should not participate in the peach festival of the Queen Mother! Everyone knows that this kind of meeting is the birthday of the Queen Mother, and he only eats and does not receive gifts......
Chang'e and I were talking back and forth, and the snow lotus we ate didn't react at all
Otherwise, with a wife by your side, you will never forget the blessings of sex......
The full moon unconsciously came to the Pan Tao Palace, and Chang'e and I walked out of it, the palace gate was tightly closed, and it was dark, and the huge Pan Tao Garden was not guarded? No one reported it......
Chang'e didn't go up and knock on the door, but muttered for a while, when the Queen Mother appeared in her pupils and asked, "What is the matter in the middle of the night?"
I can hear it clearly, the voice of the Queen Mother is very special, there is no feminine voice in a woman, but a bit of a man's taste......
She is really a magical weirdo, she is the queen, but she is called the Queen Mother, and there are a lot of unknown names;
Chang'e couldn't wait to come, and reported with her heart: "Your Majesty, the late-night visit is a bit abrupt! I just want to ask Banzai to decide, can the snow lotus that the worm has eaten be used?"
The Queen Mother attached great importance to the phrase of visiting late at night, and was a little nervous, and asked, "Where are you?"
I don't know if the Queen Mother saw me, but anyway, I saw her, dangling in the pupils of Chang'e's eyes, her hair was uncombed, unkempt, and she knotted it with her hand, and inserted the diamond gold praise into her hair.
Chang'e deliberately glanced at the bright full moon, and through her eyes, the Queen Mother could see the background, and suddenly a voice came out: "You wait outside, and you will come in a while!"
At this time, the two of us could not do anything, but stood at the door and looked up, and there was a big plaque on the top of the door, which read three golden characters "Pan Tao Palace".
I've been here a few times, and the most memorable thing is that the Queen Mother has entered the cold palace, and she has the power to delete my marriage with the nun, and she has given Chang'e the green light and become her veritable husband; and Chang'e also told others that my marriage with her was approved by the Jade Emperor?
With a "squeak", the door opened, and in the door stood the Queen Mother, not so richly dressed—it was not strange to see her like this before, and why was she so sensitive now?
Chang'e still called her Your Majesty, and she accepted it willingly, and most confusingly, the Jade Emperor didn't squeak when he heard it......
My brain was foggy, and I kept frowning, unable to find an answer; it stands to reason that no emperor could tolerate such a thing—but the Jade Emperor endured it, was there any ulterior motive in it?
Chang'e ordered me to bring the two halves of the snow lotus in the full moon, personally handed them to the Queen Mother, and reported: "Your Majesty, the snow lotus for thousands of years cannot wait, the snow covers the mountain, and it is extremely cold. ”
The Queen Mother was very happy and said, "The magic and ghost medicine can finally be prepared, come in, it will be fine immediately!"
This sentence is very attractive; everyone knows that the snow lotus is still fresh, how to prepare it? The key point is that I was still holding back the words in my heart, and finally I couldn't help but ask: "Your Majesty, I ate half a snow lotus petal, why didn't I react?"
The Queen Mother did not hide it: "Although the snow lotus aphrodisiac effect is very good, but the medicinal power is too thin, can not achieve the desired result; why do you want to match five? It is because the most powerful medicinal power is used to connect together to produce an irresistible effect to obtain miraculous effects; among them, the aphrodisiac side is selected, and other functions and effects are distributed, so that the side effects are minimized, and the safe pill is made, this principle, the process is complicated, and you will see the ...... in a moment."
We followed the Queen Mother closely to the long table, which was full of high and low glass medicine bottles, containing powder, and on the bottles there were words......
For example, in the middle of a large medicine bottle, there is a small white note with the three big characters "Cistanche" written on it. We don't know what the medicine is, and the Queen Mother doesn't introduce it......
(End of chapter)
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