In the face of the T800 and T1000 who are so obsessed with standing guard, Zhou You felt an unprecedented strange atmosphere.

He raised his hand at the two of them and said, "You can sit casually first, and our brothers will talk privately." ”

"Just stand, manager. ”

"Do you need us to cover our ears?"

Zhou You shook his head and said, "Feel free, it's not a working state now." ”

"Hmm...... Then let's try to be casual. The T800 stiffly bent his leg slightly and shook his neck again.

"Since it's the manager's order, we're definitely going to relax seriously. The T1000 made a lot of determination before it sat down with great difficulty, and even then it still looked like a soldier in a convention.

No. 8 walked far enough with Zhou Zhou before saying, "Actually, there is no need to whisper like this, I am honest with them. ”

"It's not a question of being honest or not. Zhou You pointed with his thumb at the two who were trying to relax, "If they weren't robots, they would have been brainwashed by you." Sending laborers through violent brainwashing? That's why the cold evil family made a fortune?"

"Well, judging from the perception of earthlings, this is indeed the most reasonable speculation. No. 8 patted Zhou You and nodded very understandingly, "I would have judged this way before, after all, we know history, we have heard of slavery, and we have seen Filipino maids, but they are different." ”

Zhou You gritted his teeth and said: "Of course it's different, although slaves are not physically free, they at least still have free will, but what are they?"

"Calm down, brother. Number 8 raised his hands and said, "I know you, just as you know me, you don't have such a virgin heart, so I won't be so evil, right?"

"Evil is a subjective brother, and when you are accustomed to this kind of brainwashing, you will not feel that he is evil, just as slaves are no different from animals in the eyes of slave owners, and the matter of keeping slaves does not prevent them from continuing to be good religious believers, after all, God does not require them to be kind to animals. ”

No. 8 kept nodding and said, "I've experienced a lot of things recently, brother, and my ideological realm has improved." ”

"Alright, let's take them back. Zhou You waved his hand, "This is contrary to the level of civilization on the earth plane, and I will not accept this kind of thing in order to save thousands of dollars in wages." ”

In the distance, T800 and T1000 seemed to understand something from the movements of the tour, and at the same time began to feel cramped and uneasy, but they did not dare to speak without permission, and at the same time of nervousness, the two couldn't help but stop relaxing and stood back in a straight posture.

"Oh my God, what the hell have you done to them......" Zhou You couldn't imagine how the two of them were treated.

No. 8 said with a smile: "Yang Yongxin understands? If you don't stand guard, you will be electrotherapy, and you will be happy when you have to stand guard, and you will feel uncomfortable as soon as you sit down." ”

“……”

"Just kidding, you don't really think we're going to do that, do you?"

"It cannot be ruled out that they had a similar experience. ”

"Okay, let me make it clear to you, it stands to reason that we are not allowed to explain it to the employer, but you are an exception, and he is willing to share 95% of the information with you if needed. While No. 8 spoke, he pulled Zhou You to sit on the sofa together, picked up a love magazine on the small coffee table, and pointed to the stocking girl who was kneeling on the ground on the cover, cocking her ass and longing for moisture, "It's lust, right, we're all normal men, more or less eager for this thing." ”

"Of course. Although Zhou You had no desire at all at this time, he admitted this fact.

"And what exactly is this?" 8's fingers circled around the sexy girl's body, "actually...... It's just a big lump, white, tender and plump...... Carbohydrates, proteins and other things, we capture the visual information of this thing through our eyes, we smell something with our nose, we hear rapid breathing and moaning with our ears, and then, these signals are transmitted along the neurons to the brain, which instantly detonates a certain gland, and a large number of hormones are secreted at the same time, and at the same time stimulate our brain and the whole body, so we have desires, strong desires. ”

No. 8 gestured vividly: "What exactly is the desire? It's very simple, just walk over, rush up, grab, knead, stuff in, and ......."

"That's a dog. Zhou You interrupted No. 8.

"Don't worry, I didn't say we'd do it, what I said was - we're going to have this desire, but we're wise and restrained, so we're civilized. But even if we are fully restrained, this desire still exists, right? We will work hard, to struggle, to make money, to lick dogs because of this desire, right? What we are anxious to do has never changed, but it has become a complex set of behaviors and cultures from simply rushing up and riding, and this set of behaviors is precisely the reason for our prosperity. ”

“…… Talk about the point. Zhou You said with a calm face.

"Okay, so let's assume that it's hard, I know it's hard, but you've been through it so much, I believe you have this imagination. No. 8 picked up a thick pen on the table, and after a very rough circle on the cover girl, he lit the cover again to Zhou You.

Number 8 painted a small figure standing upright, very rough, rougher than the sign of a public toilet, but enough to cover the cover girl.

Zhou You was stunned again, and a cold current flowed down his brain to his back spine.

"I think you get it, but I'm going to make things clear. No. 8 licked his lips and smiled, "Suppose, I have the ability to replace the desire for [beauty] in your head with the desire for [standing guard]?"

Number 8 couldn't help but get up and gesture with a little excitement.

"Come to think of it, I've done the following in your head—"

"I replaced the wonderful girl with a sentry box and a parking pole. ”

"Replace your sensitivity to the smell of the opposite sex for your age with the breeze blowing on your face while standing guard. ”

"Turn the desire you want to put in and turn it into the desire to stand straight and motionless. ”

"Finally, I set a time point, for example, when you stand guard for 12 hours, you will enter the sage mode, and you will instantly lose interest in standing guard, your desire will retreat, you will become cold and rational, and you will go to eat and rest. ”

"It wasn't until 12 hours later that your desire to stand guard was born again, and you had to stand for 12 hours to satisfy it. ”

As the 8th said, he leaned over and knocked on the cover of the magazine on the table: "And such a person, isn't he the most suitable person in the world to do security work?"

The two who were standing straight in the distance couldn't help but nod slightly.

Looking at the slightly crazy No. 8, Zhou You got up angrily and pointed at the two: "But do they agree!"

T800 couldn't hold back for a long time: "Of course, we agree with the store manager." ”