Chapter 0539 Please Eat Chicken
At the moment where Rowan sat down, the guy who was lying on the table and pretending to eat the shredded chicken of this small shop, and was in pain, realized that his companion was solved by Rowan, and he panicked. Originally, he wouldn't have been forced to jump out, so it's a big deal to continue pretending. But Nima! What is the situation of calling the police!
As soon as he heard that Rowan asked the boss to call the police, the guy in white couldn't play anymore and jumped out. In the final analysis, it's still that Qi Cultivation Kung Fu hasn't been cultivated at home, otherwise, playing a dead man falling here is even more scary than having a stomach, isn't it?
But that's not the most ridiculous thing. He probably wanted to get revenge on Rowan. After all, Rowan had bankrupted their good plan. This can also knock out thousands of dollars. With these thousands of dollars, your sister's will live in an Internet café in the next few months, look at the beautiful girl, look at the locked network disk, the small life is very comfortable, isn't it.
However, now that he has such a comfortable little life in the future, he was all ruined by the man in front of him at once, and if he said that he would not retaliate and turn around and run away, he would be 10,000 reluctant.
In short: "Nima's!" This breath Lao Tzu can't swallow, and he can't vomit unhappily!"
So, there was the next scene where Zhu Yeli's face was pale, and she shouted at Rowan to be careful. Because the guy who pretended to be in pain, supported Rowan to turn around, and picked up a stool next to him, but didn't stand up, he leaned over and rushed towards Rowan, lifted the stool, and smashed it on Rowan's head.
It was as fierce and vigorous as a crayfish, thrown into a pan of oil, splashing in all directions, full of strength, and fierce and tight! However, no matter how fierce and beautiful the crayfish was, was he still a crayfish in the end? In the end, he was still a small character at the level of a shrimp soldier and crab general. It's no problem to start a ruthless effort to scare and scare ordinary people, but if you want to scare the tiger Rowan, I'm afraid that it won't be a grasshopper shaking the tree and asking for its own destruction.
Therefore, when this guy's stool was about to smash on Rowan's head, and this guy also had a happy expression of conspiracy and success, Rowan did not twist his head, grabbed a chicken leg with one hand, gnawed it, and blocked it behind him with one hand. I don't know if he can hear the wind to identify the position of the stool, or if he has a third magical eye on the back of someone's head, and he can block it horizontally and accurately block the stool that the guy smashed down.
"Hiccup~'
Rowan hiccuped, holding a plate in his hand, turned his head to look at the guy who suddenly flew over and attacked him, and said inexplicably: "Yo, what are you doing here?"
"I, I, I, hehehe, he, it's okay, it's okay, I just ate a bad stomach just now, and I don't move my muscles and bones. Haha, yes, yes, it's the activity of the muscles. The man swallowed a touch of saliva, he was not stupid, he immediately understood at that moment just now, the man in front of him was a man he couldn't deal with in his life.
So, he decisively chose to coward. While smiling strongly, he quickly lifted the stool that was still pressed on Rowan's arm, and then lifted the stool high like a dumbbell, and at the same time cooperated with the "heyha!heyha!" yo roar, people who don't know, still think that he is the glorious laborer of the old coachman and the old slender man of the previous era.
"Rowan, are you okay?" Zhu Yeli looked at Rowan's arm and asked with some concern.
Rowan smiled and said he didn't have anything to do. What could he do? However, he has nothing to do, and now this guy who uses the stool as a dumbbell to lift high must have something.
Luo Wen said with a smile: "Oh, it's too hard for you to hold yourself high like this." Come on, come on, I'll treat you to chicken. ”
As soon as he heard that Rowan was going to invite him to eat chicken, this guy didn't believe it for the first time. Nima, you just smashed you, you won't be unnotice......d, right? Just as this guy was thinking, he saw Rowan holding the plate in his hand, and he saw a plate full of chickens in that plate...... Chicken bones?!
I'll go, Nima!
He hurriedly opened his mouth and said, "No...... Ahh
His mouth only opened slightly before he spat out a word, and Rowan had already pulled him over, and then grinned and poured the entire plate of chicken bones into his mouth.
He smiled and said, "Yo, didn't you say that you ate too much chicken just now and got food poisoning?" Come on, I'm a doctor, and I can tell you responsibly that there is a term in the medical profession called 'fighting poison with poison'. Believe me, as long as you eat this plate of chicken bones, you can achieve the effect of fighting poison with poison, and there will be absolutely no problems. ”
"Hmm...... "No...... no!
This guy is not a fool, he fights poison with bullshit, and the ghost believes it. And he didn't have food poisoning...... He frantically swung his arms, trying to push away Rowan's arm that was holding his head.
The corners of Luo Wen's mouth hooked, he looked like he was grinning, and his tone became very gentle. He said, "If you don't eat and play, it's okay. However, I will break your legs, and then knock off your fingers one by one, remember, one by one, and from the tips of your fingers, one by one. You know what I mean?"
"Hmm...... "No...... no!
This guy in white is obviously much smarter than the guy who was kicked and stunned by Rowan. With frightened eyes wide, looking at Rowan's smiling face, a chill ran in his heart for no reason. He had experienced this feeling in front of him, and that was in Big Brother.
The man in front of him actually has the same terrifying power as the big brother. It was certainly not a joke when he spoke just now. This guy must be the boss of some shady place. If Lao Tzu didn't eat it cleanly, maybe he would really die like that.
guessed Luo Wentianda's identity, and this guy stopped struggling all of a sudden. Instead, he became proactive and began to chew on chicken bones in large gulps and swallowed them.
"Hmph, count yourself as acquaintances. Rowan glanced at him, his hands loose.
Even if Rowan let go of his hands, the guy who guessed Luo Wen's big identity still didn't dare to play tricks in the slightest, and chewed and ate all the chicken bones on the plate after a while, worried that Rowan would regret it later, he immediately chewed and swallowed the chicken bones that fell on the ground when he was struggling just now.
Huh, what is this? Why doesn't it feel like chicken bones at all? What does this thing smell like dog shit?
Suddenly, the guy moved his gaze to his accomplice's feet, Nima! This guy had stepped on dog shit on the road before, and he was rubbed on the ground......
Shit?!
He felt his stomach regurgitate and the urge to vomit. But as soon as he looked up and saw Rowan's face that seemed to be smiling, his whole body and mind were extremely cold, and he resisted the urge to stomach and knelt there with his neck bent.
Rowan chuckled and said to the boss who was making chickens, "Boss, pack that chicken and take it away." ”
The boss turned his head and shouted yes. He was a little grateful to Rowan. Grateful for his help, as for being afraid, he was not afraid of Luo Wen's behavior just now, because it was not terrible at all.
After all, he opened a shredded chicken shop, and he also made this shredded chicken himself, and he knew very well the hardness of the chicken bones. It's very ripe and soft, isn't it? Some people who like to eat even chicken don't spit out the bones, because the bones are cooked and can be eaten. The boss himself likes to eat chicken and not spit out bones.
So, I didn't feel terrible. However, Luo Wen's behavior just now, the people watching the excitement on the side of the road applauded and were also afraid. Watching Rowan walk out with a packed shredded chicken, those people gave way.
- "This man doesn't look tough at all, why is it a cowhide?" some thought to themselves.
There's no way Rowan can tell them, because you don't have a golden finger.
When Rowan lifted his feet and left, the guy in white immediately became fierce, and no one dared to stop him, and he also wanted to run away! Nima's, in the private room of the Internet café, there were still two packs of spicy strips and two backpacks that he didn't take. I had to hurry up and take the spicy strips and backpack and leave. If you run to other places, no one can do anything to him, right?
While he was thinking this, the police comrades who had already rushed over rushed over, put their hands up and down, and arrested him in his roar. - "Ah no! Lao Tzu's two packs of spicy strips and ......"
But no matter how much he screamed, everyone was taken to the police station, and by the time he returned, the spicy strips were long gone. This almost drove him crazy, and he stuffed a few bills into those two packs of spicy strips! I also wanted to experience the life of eating spicy strips and eating banknotes, and the result was like this. Woowoo......
"Rowan, my house has arrived. ”
I guess I ate too much and held my stomach. Rowan got out of the car and took Zhu Yeli down. Zhu Yeli is a native of Tianhe County, and has a house of her own in the county, which is a small local tyrant.
When her parents watched Rowan drive her to the door, hey, the word "gossip" was revealed in their eyes one by one. Rowan coughed, immediately called out to his uncle and aunt politely, and then handed Zhu Yeli to them.
What's going on, that look...... They must have misunderstood something, right?