Chapter 534 - For Pickling Girls
Although he was talking nonsense, Ye Wuduo saw that what he said was the Tao, and thought about it in his heart a few times, and felt that the reason he said was impeccable. At this time, he reached out and touched the suction device on the flea's mouth, it was indeed not hard at all, if he was really a golden-blooded flea, with such a soft mouth, he would not be able to chisel through the copper wall at all, let alone use the golden crystal as a stone. At this time, his face was a little lost, and he muttered, "Is it really fake?"
Qu Nian said: "There is no way to do this, the higher the expectations, the greater the disappointment." I'm not going to lie to you, because deep down, we actually want it to be a real golden-blooded flea, after all, you have broken through the hundred steps, and we haven't, so we are more disappointed than you, but this is also something that can't be helped. ”
Ye Wuduo felt that this guy was a broom self-cherishing at first, for fear that he would rob him of his flea, so he desperately belittled this flea, and now when he heard him say this, he felt that what he said was very reasonable, logically speaking, they did want this to be a golden-blooded flea, if it was a real gold-blooded flea, now that he fed it with goldenrod for free, they could also get a little light, after all, even if this flea was brought back by them, if there was no gold-blooded crystal, it would be an ordinary flea. At this time, he sighed and said, "It seems that there is another empty joy." ”
Qu Nian said: "You have already broken through the hundred steps, whether this flea is a golden-blooded flea or not, it is of no use to you, what are you disappointed about?"
Ye Wuduo sighed lightly again and said, "You don't understand, I want to count on this flea pickle girl!"
Qu Nian was quite surprised, he didn't expect that he wanted to get the golden blood flea, and he thought he was going to do something big, but he didn't expect it to be for the sake of picking up girls? The world of rich people is really difficult to understand.
Qu Nian said: "With your current status, what kind of woman can't grab it?"
Ye Wuduo glanced at him and said, "The woman I snatched is not fragrant." It's like you, the girl in charge, are also very beautiful, and they are very beautiful, which makes me very excited, so why don't I rob it?"
Qu Nian didn't expect this guy's three views to be quite correct, so he nodded at this time and said, "What you said is very reasonable." ”
Ye Wuduo sighed: "It makes sense to have a fart! ”
Qu Nian said: "Now that you have verified that this flea is fake, why don't we take it home now?" In fact, he didn't want to leave, after all, mixing in such a big gate faction must be better than mixing in the water gate, but they were stained with the light of Jumping, so they followed, and now people know that Jumping is fake, and they have no use value, rather than letting people take the initiative to blow it away, it is better to bring it up themselves.
Ye Wuduo frowned and thought for a while, and said, "You don't have to leave in a hurry, wait for two more days, even if this flea is fake, I will take advantage of him, after all, no one has ever seen the real one." ”
Qu Nian was stunned: "Are you going to deceive a girl with a fake?"
Ye Wuduo said: "Yes, can't you?"
Qu Nian said: "Then there is no difference between you deceiving other people's girls and robbing other people's girls!
Ye Wuduo said: "Don't make trouble, do you think I really don't want to rob it? ”
Qu Nian was slightly stunned, feeling that this was like what a man said. Then he said: "What woman is so beautiful?
Ye Wuduo said: "You'll see it tomorrow." Since this flea listens to you, I won't shut it up, just lock you up, and I'll hand it over to you tomorrow. ”
Qu Nian hurriedly said, "You plan to lock me up?"
Ye Wuduo said: "Yes, but don't be nervous, it's not that you are locked up in prison, you can live in a few rooms outside, just lock up in this courtyard, don't go out." ”
Qu Nian nodded and said, "That's okay." ”
Ye Wuduo stood up at this time, opened the door, and shouted: "Huang Zhanshen!"
As soon as the words fell, the two subordinates who had just gone to the water gate with him pushed open the courtyard door and walked in, one of these two people was named Huang Zhanshen and the other was Fu Qionghai, who were his henchmen.
Huang Zhanshen walked over and said, "Childe, what's the matter?"
Ye Wuduo said: "Early tomorrow morning, you go to the Lin family......
And then said a whole bunch about Balabala.
Huang Zhanshen responded.
Huang Zhanshen and Fu Qionghai also live in this courtyard, responsible for protecting Ye Wuduo, because they have the ability to fly with flying qi, although they will rush to Lin's house early tomorrow morning, they are not in a hurry, and after receiving the order, they will go back to the room to rest, and live in the room on the right, one room per person.
At this time, Ye Wuduo instructed the maid to clean up the three rooms on the left and let the three of them stay, because it was already dark now, and asked the maid to prepare dinner for them.
After dinner, the room was also cleaned up, Shui Dongning had one room, Qu Nian Fei Chu San dared to have one room, and Bai Xiaoya took the jumping to sleep in one room. Because in Ye Wuduo's eyes, they are low-status people after all, and it is already quite good to have a room for them to live in, so those maids are not too concerned, there is only one bed in a room, just let them sleep for a few nights casually.
Of course, Qu Nian is also self-aware, so there is no objection.
The three of them took a bath and went to bed directly, the three of them slept in one bed, Fei Fei slept in the middle, and Qu Nian slept outside.
Fei Fei was a little unhappy, and said, "Why did you let me sleep in the middle? You dog master and apprentice bullied me and squeezed me to death!"
Qu Nian said: "If you don't want to sleep in the middle, just sleep inside." ”
Fei Fei said: "I want to sleep outside,"
Qu Nian said: "If you want to be spacious, then you can sleep on the ground, and then chirp crookedly and throw you out of the house." ”
Chu San dared to say: "It makes sense." Throw him out, and we master and apprentice will sleep more comfortably. ”
Fei Fei said: "I suspect that your master and apprentice have an adulterous relationship, so you will treat me as a thorn in the flesh." But before what I said about it, you let me sleep in the middle, and watch out for me to row in the middle of the night! ”
Qu Nian said: "Do you believe that I stuffed your mouth with a sock?"
Fei Fei smiled: "Qu Nian, do you think we can get along here?"
Qu Nian said: "How do I know? I don't know anything here, and my eyes are black. ”
Fei Fei said: "I feel that we have no status here, or we will get some gold spars, let's go home, as long as we have gold spars, it will be the same wherever we mix." ”
Qu Nian said: "People don't let us leave this courtyard, how can we get gold crystals?"
Fei Fei said: "You can be invisible!"
Qu Nian said: "The invisibility charm is so precious, there are only two left, that is what we save our lives, how can we use it easily, not to mention that we don't use the golden crystal yet." Besides, what if there is a master guard in the mine? Who knows if they can hear my slight footsteps? This kind of thing can't be rushed, you can only take one step at a time. ”
Fei Fei said: "It's a pity that it's too sinful here, I can't stand the three people squeezing into a bed, and my life is like a year." ”
Qu Nian said: "It's not more comfortable than staying in the Azure Mine, we can tolerate that kind of place, let alone this kind of place, compared to the Azure Mine, this place is simply a paradise." ”
Fei Fei said: "You fart! Where is the Azure Mine comfortable here? The Azure Mine has a tenderness room, is there a tenderness room here? The tenderness room is a place like heaven." ”
Qu Nian said: "I'm too lazy to take care of you!"
Fei Fei said again: "You said that the person who captured us back has such an identity, but he never forgets a woman, and even uses it to cheat and deceive, then this woman must be as beautiful as a fairy, right? Not to mention that the head of the water is still here, then she must be even more beautiful than the head of the water, so how beautiful is such a woman? That is really a flower blooming!"
Qu Nian said angrily: "How do I know?"
Fei Fei said: "I know you don't know, it's because we don't know, so we can do whatever we want! ”
Qu Nian stopped paying attention to him,
The next day, Qu Nian and a few people got up, and as soon as they left the door, they saw Ye Wuduo sitting on the steps in front of the door, expressionless.
Out of politeness, Qu Nian greeted him.
Ye Wuduo glanced at him, but didn't say anything, as if he was preoccupied.
Qu Nian and a few people ate breakfast by themselves, because they were not allowed to go out, and a few people sat in the room and chatted.
It was almost noon, Ye Wuduo suddenly rushed in, with an excited face, so he pointed at Qu Nian and said: "Hurry up, Lin Chaolu is here, you bring the fleas and hide in my room, if I let you come out, you will come out, and the others will stay here, don't go out." ”
Qu Nian stood up and went to his bedroom with Hop.
Fei Fei didn't go over, and after Ye Wuduo and Qu Nian went out, Fei Fei closed the door, because he was itchy all night and wanted to see this peerless beauty, so he poked a hole in the window paper with his sword, and then put his eyes together.
Chu San dared to say, "Fei Fei, what are you doing?"
Fei Fei said: "I'm looking at beautiful women!"
Chu San dared to say, "Isn't it just a woman, what's there to see?"
Fei Fei said: "You know a fart! This is a big beauty that is rare to see in a thousand years, it must be more beautiful than the head of the water, otherwise that guy wouldn't be so obsessed, once such a woman is missed, she may not be seen again in this life, then I really have to regret it for life!"
Chu San dared to say: "But you can't see it, isn't it even more uncomfortable?"
Fei Fei said: "Indecent! You know that you are greedy for other people's bodies, don't you know how to look at others with an appreciative eye? Just like when you see a gorgeous flower, why do you have to pick it down? As long as the flower is gorgeous enough, even if it is just a simple glance, it is also refreshing!"
Chu San dared to take a sip and scolded "indecent", and then took a sword and poked a hole in the window paper, and put his eyes together.