Chapter 104: Interesting

"It's really... Interesting..." Don't say it's the brother of the fat Maitreya family, even the children on the street are afraid that when they hear this statement, they will treat Liu Guangdou as a neurotic, Zhang Deli's eyes are glaring, I really don't know what to say, it took a while to say something interesting, I and the little expert also looked at each other, I felt strange at home, you must know that the three of us were in the house just now, although the evaluation of this Liu Guangdou is not the sky, but it is also rare to be a little high, just say Zhang Deli, usually don't look at it as a very low-key person, but in fact he is also arrogant, and he can see a few people on weekdays, even if He Qi has a great ability, he has to sneer a few words, Liu Guangdou came to him, and it was extremely rare to get a courageous evaluation, but it was this courageous guy who did such an interesting thing, which really made people unable to say anything.

"Yes, our brother almost burst into laughter when he heard it, and he pinched himself so hard that he didn't laugh, but this guy also said that our brother was fascinated by it, and without saying a word, he was going to sell it to our brother. Fat Maitreya shook his head and sighed: "If we hadn't caught this guy and asked him a few things and didn't say anything wrong, we would have really let him go as an idiot." ”

"What else are we asking?" What else can we say, although this Liu Guangdou only got up by himself halfway, but now people just regard him as a companion of our people, it doesn't matter if he is embarrassed, the three of us are embarrassed, embarrassed for a long time, and the little expert asked such a sentence.

"It's just that one plus one equals a few, and he thought we were playing brain teasers with him. Laughing Maitreya patted his thigh and looked at us with a puzzled face, and said: "Our brother has always told me that there is a random person pulled out of the dark ink, and he is all covering the sky with one hand, turning clouds and rain, how can you accept such an idiot thing? Could it be that our brother has seen too much and is stupid?"

"This person is also something we met halfway..."The little expert finally waited for a chance to confess, spread his hands and hurriedly said: "He is a nervous person, he posted it himself, we have no choice but to take him, he has nothing to do with our dark ink." ”

"I see. Fat Maitreya laughed, squinted his eyes, and said as if with deep meaning: "So, you people are also extremely smart?"

"Not really. As soon as I saw the appearance of Fat Maitreya, I felt that something was wrong in my heart, for fear that he would have something to say to trap us, so I said before the little expert: "It is impossible to talk about being extremely smart, but generally I will not do any messy things." ”

"That's smarter. I thought that what I said was unreasonable, but this fat Maitreya was unreasonable, where did I say that I was smarter, he laughed, patted me on the shoulder and said: "This little brother, since you are smarter, you can also understand Liu Guangdou's tricks, our brother confessed this matter before he came, and said that he wanted me to ask a few friends who were secretly ink, what did that guy's trick mean." ”

"I've only been here for a month!" "Where am I smarter, I'm a rookie at all, and now it's not what everyone is playing in private, this laughing Maitreya is eerie, it really makes people feel cheating, so I simply shook my head, spread my hands and said: "If it's right, it's also luck, I think, you better don't look for me." ”

"What are you afraid of, try it!" However, just when the fat Maitreya opened his mouth to think about saying something more, the little expert bastard rushed to say it, as soon as I heard it, I couldn't help but be stunned, turned my head and looked at him with a little disbelief, he saw me looking at him like this, smiled dryly, and whispered: "We, can we be worse than Liu Guangdou?" Besides, we are all just here, newcomers try their hands, it doesn't matter if you lose. ”

"That's right!" Xiao Maitreya nodded, smiled slightly, the fat on his face trembled, and he looked at me very kindly and said, "Anyway, it's just fun, it's okay." ”

"Let's play. Zhang Deli decided this time with such a sentence, I turned my head and looked at him with some concern, before the fat Maitreya said that he wanted to play, Zhang Deli has been silent, I quietly gave him a look and he didn't notice, but at this time, he nodded at me, it seems that he is a little confident, seeing him say this, I don't say anything, but turned around and said to the fat Maitreya with full attention: "That guy, what kind of trick is he playing?"

"It's also simple. Fat Maitreya laughed, took out a heart-shaped pebble from his pocket, and after checking it, he said to me: "Look, this is a Tibetan sacred stone with magical powers, hold it, you can get the blessing of the Buddha, and even get incredible power, do you want to try?"

"What's there to try?" I carefully took the pebble, held it in my hand and looked at it for a long time, I think there is nothing peculiar, what I have been thinking about just now is that the mystery of this stone may lie in what hands and feet are done inside, but after starting, I found that the total amount is also reasonable, not like it can be hollowed out of something suddenly, touch the ordinary, weigh it is also ordinary, to say something peculiar, it is the appearance, well, it looks like the piece that Li Chen, an old young man in Beijing, used to pick up girls a while ago, which couldn't help but arouse my bad taste, and couldn't help but say: "You don't mean to say that if you collect all seven pieces, you can summon the Ancient Dragon, right?"

"I'm not the cucumber with the old face full of tenderness!" Fat Maitreya was stunned for a moment, and then said with a disdainful face: "That is, your Liu Guangdou, actually learned from it, and made such a stone, I don't know which one to give it to, let's be serious, this stone is not mysterious, it is just an ordinary thing, I asked that Liu Guangdou, he found someone to polish it himself, and it was only five yuan before and after, don't look at it, it's not this that you want to think about." ”

"Tell me about it, then. "If it weren't for the hands and feet in the stone, then I would be much easier, you know, this is not my specialty, where do I know what magic and chemistry and physics, I thought this guy was going to conjure a gold nugget all of a sudden, except for this, I really can't think of why Liu Guangdou wants to sell this thing for a thousand yuan.

"The blessing of the Living Buddha!" Fat Maitreya took the stone back and said to me: "Now you stretch out a hand, and I will show you what the power of the Living Buddha is." ”

"Okay. "This fat Maitreya's serious appearance made me cry and laugh very much, and I felt more and more inexplicable to Liu Guangdou, this guy is more or less a leading figure in thousands of doors, but how can he do such a thing, so he stretched out a hand and went out.

"And then there's this. Fat Maitreya looked left and right, took out a big bag from the back seat of the car, and said to me: "Here are some peanuts sent by fellow villagers, there are more than a dozen catties, I will go to your hand, you feel it yourself, don't use force, it's the most natural state, don't want you to drag it, it's just feeling." ”

"Okay, I see. I nodded, stretched out my hand to cooperate for a while, needless to say, such a heavy bag naturally couldn't hold it, and suddenly my palm was pressed down and sliding, falling to the ground with a muffled sound.

"How do you feel?" asked the fat Maitreya.

"It's heavy, I can't hold it up. "What else can I feel, that's all.

"Now you take this stone, yes, hold it in the palm of your hand, hold it tightly, and then concentrate on thinking that you want strength, you want strength. The fat Maitreya gestured to me for a long time, shoved the pebbles into my hand, and then picked up the bag of peanuts and told me: "Remember, be natural, don't deliberately exert yourself to feel this power." ”

"Okay. "I really had no choice but to get home, I couldn't help but start to feel that this fat Maitreya's eldest brother is afraid that it is also boring, otherwise I would not let Liu Guangdou toss this matter, if it was me, I was afraid that I would turn around and leave, if Liu Guangdou jumped up and down there, playing a god or something, I was a little interested in seeing, this kind of participation is too high, I always feel that it is a big pit, but Fat Maitreya is so insistent and does it so seriously, I can't say anything, I stretched out my hand to do what he said, and then waited for the big bag to fall down, suddenly I was stunned, for no other reasonI did feel that the bag didn't seem to be as heavy as it had been when I had spread my palms out before.

"It can't be some psychological suggestion, right?" This unbelievable feeling is just a flash, I don't think there is anything wonderful, I thought about it, and I connected this matter with psychological hints, there is this kind of thing on TV and movies, as long as you keep telling yourself that you can, then you can make some extraordinary play, not to mention, the bag just fell down, it was only a momentary thing, it was like eating a delicious thing, but it was swallowed in one bite and didn't have time to experience the taste, people said sweet, it felt a little sweet, people said salty, that seems to be right, it can't be true at all。

"You try again. Fat Maitreya was stunned, he didn't expect me to say such a thing, tilted his head and thought for a long time, so he simply picked up the bag again, played again, and then looked at me expectantly and asked: "How is it, I feel magical, very powerful, right?"

"I think it's psychological suggestion. "There is a saying in this world called preconceived, since I think this is a psychological suggestion, then always think about it, although I do feel a little something, but still that sentence, this bag fell too fast, I really don't have much feeling.

"Isn't it?" as soon as I said this, Fat Maitreya was dumbfounded, looking at me with a complicated expression, as if he was very frustrated and very suspicious, and after a while, he leaned over and asked, "You said that on purpose, right?"

"Really, it's too fast, who knows what!" I spread my hands and said helplessly: "You can try it yourself, and you just blink your eyes, and you don't feel it at all!"

"Oh, look at my memory. As soon as I said this, Fat Maitreya suddenly slapped his thigh with a look of sudden realization, and said: "This matter was done later, and we missed a link." ”

"But that's useless. I couldn't help but say: "I always think it's the effect of psychological suggestion, then I will keep thinking about it, if you come to something else, I will also think it's psychological suggestion, you have to find someone who doesn't think so, I think you don't have to think about it, listen to me a psychological suggestion, I'm afraid it's also like this." ”

"No, no, no. Fat Maitreya shook his head and said, "This is real, and you can definitely feel it." ”

After that, the fat Maitreya looked around a few times, took out a long-handled umbrella from under the back seat of the car, and then opened the car door, pulled me out first, and then said: "In this way, you see, now you are not holding the stone, this stone is not on you, so there is no magical power, now, let's stand up, I hold this umbrella with both hands, you also hold it, go and push me hard, don't have too much force, I can't stand it if you come violently, just think you can push it." ”

"Big brother, I really can't push your body. Fat Maitreya's words made me can't help but sigh, this guy is very strong, a big fat body is not two hundred pounds of blame, but he nodded very insistently, I had to grab the two ends of the umbrella, push forward, only to see his body shake, he took a few steps back, seeing this situation, I couldn't help but say: "You are not a fake fall, how do I think, I can't push you!"

"Do you understand the principles of science!" Fat Maitreya choked angrily, stomped his feet and said: "Although I am strong, but I am not strong enough that you can't push it, if I do a fake, it will be three knives and six holes!"

"Okay, okay. "I couldn't cry or laugh for a while, although this fat Maitreya is a mixed underworld, and he was fierce to the little expert just now, but sometimes he also has a cute side, like this stomping his feet and almost jumping up, it really makes people laugh.

"Then come on. Fat Maitreya insisted very seriously and took out the stone again, stuffed it into my pocket, and said: "This time, you put it on your body, but what, the effect is the same, as long as you silently recite that you have power, you can do it, and then you can continue to push me, come, I'm ready." ”

"Okay. "I don't have any way at all, now this fat Maitreya is very serious and looking forward to looking at me with a pair of small eyes, like a child waiting to eat candy, I am such a caring person naturally can't bear to refuse, but I didn't forget to observe carefully, after all, Fat Maitreya wants to do a trick, the key is on this second time, but look at it, I didn't find anything unusual, the only suspicious thing is that Fat Maitreya grabbed the middle of the umbrella with both hands, and I want to push him, I want to catch both ends, thinking of this, I can't help but have a headache, I think, this may be a trick that can be explained by physical knowledge, but think about itIn desperation, I had to put down this matter and stepped forward, about to use the same strength last time to push bigger, however, unexpectedly, this time, the fat Maitreya did not move at all, only the umbrella, went up, from the perspective of others, it looks like the two of us are working together in weightlifting, but it is just a very light umbrella, well, this may be the weightlifting in martial arts.

"Do you want to try it, lest you call me a liar? With the experience of the last time, this time the fat Maitreya was much more careful, stuffed the umbrella into my hand, and said: "Come on, let's change the two of us, you take the umbrella, I'll push you, see how it goes." ”

"Then you'll have to be careful. I was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but cry bitterly: "Big brother, my small body is really not your opponent." ”

"What are you afraid of, isn't there a stone blessed by a living Buddha?" Fat Maitreya glanced at me, and when he saw that I was ready, he held the two ends of the umbrella and strengthened his hands, and I only felt a force pushing it, and I couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"Alright, now it's the stone. After the fat Maitreya finished speaking, his face suddenly became a little unbearable, and the little expert on the side had already laughed and said, "Hey, that stone has always been in his pocket, why didn't he feel the divine power of the living Buddha?"

"Well, it's just a disguise, but it's all about what this thing is. Fat Maitreya smiled awkwardly, then turned his head to me and said, "Okay, just assume that you didn't hold the stone just now, but now I have the stone, I have divine power, you can see it!"

"Come on. I had no choice but to do it again, looking at the fat Maitreya who really recognized the play, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I felt that this fat Maitreya was afraid that I was the most boring person I had ever seen in more than 20 years of life.

"Ahhh Fat Maitreya roared, an arrow rushed over, grabbed the umbrella, and with a hard hand in my hand, I was once again unfortunate to stumble a few steps backwards, almost sat on the ground, and waited for the foothold to stand firmly, then I saw Fat Maitreya looking at me expectantly, and said, "How is it, do you feel the divine power?"

"Big brother, you must have a lot of strength when you came over like this. I spread my hands speechlessly and said: "What the hell are you trying to say, let's just say it directly, if it goes on like this, people will have to take pictures and post on Weibo, let's do this kind of inexplicable thing here in broad daylight, it's very perverted." ”

"That's too. Fat Maitreya was stunned for a moment, looked left and right, and saw that there were really a few passers-by looking at us, with a somewhat unbearable look on their faces, opened the car door, beckoned a few of us to sit in, and then said: "The key to this trick is, why didn't you push me the second time?"