Chapter 487: The stewardess touches her ass three times
In this way, he took the packing and a large amount of lighthouse currency Deng Yuan prepared for him by the war situation, and went to Donghua International Airport under the welcome of everyone.
This time all his expenses were provided by the government to encourage this act of heroism of his.
The sisters, aunts, and aunts up and down the war have all idolized him and kept cheering him on.
What woman doesn't want to have such a man, even if he is kidnapped to the ends of the earth, even if he falls into the hands of murderous and violent and extremely powerful gangsters, he is still willing to go on the road without hesitation, just because there is a glimmer of hope to save her back.
When he came to the airport, Shen Yifan, who had never been on a plane before, looked at the wide and crowded waiting hall with a little dizziness, and didn't know what to do. Fortunately, Hong Haoqing and Jiang Jiefang came with him, and the leaders of the War Suddenly Bureau had already greeted the airport, so Hong Haoqing took Shen Yifan to get the boarding pass and went through the fast lane, avoiding the trouble of queuing for security checks.
This time the battle was hemorrhaging, and Shen Yifan was booked a first-class ticket, this young guy can't come back if he doesn't do well, so he should enjoy it.
The two sent Shen Yifan to the waiting room of the first-class cabin, accompanied him, and watched him get on the plane with their own eyes before leaving with peace of mind, and everything else could only rely on himself.
Shen Yifan found his seat a little nervously, it was by the aisle, there were only four seats in the first class row, two on each side of the aisle.
He was very emotional, the conditions on the plane were really good, and the seats were so spacious! The main reason was that he had never seen what economy class was like, and his only thought now was: How can I pretend to be like I often fly on planes?
Then he thought of a key question, where is the parachute?
It's a pity that there is no parachute jump in the training program of this war, so what if the plane crashes? If it is the Demon King who appears, then it must be no problem, he can't die, but now if he wants to fall from a height of 10,000 meters, he should fall into a meatloaf, he can't help but start looking for a place where the parachute may be hidden.
At this time, the passenger in the seat next to him came to find a seat and sat down. The male passenger was also from Huaxia, and he looked about fifty years old, with a lot of wrinkles on his forehead, and although his hair was short, he was deliberately permed, which made him look very fashionable.
The male passenger glanced at Shen Yifan, smiled proudly, and asked meaningfully, "Is it the first time to take a plane?"
, Lao Tzu pretended to be so calm, and he was actually seen at a glance? Shen Yifan's heart was a little broken. He had to humbly ask, "How do you see that?"
"Hehe, no one carries their luggage on their bodies when they fly, isn't there a luggage rack? The male passenger said with a smile, probably laughing at Shen Yifan for being a dirt bun.
Shen Yifan was sweating on his forehead, and when he looked around, there was indeed no one holding his luggage, looking like a country child entering the city, so he could only stand up and stuff his luggage into a luggage rack.
The male passenger thought Shen Yifan was very interesting, so he deliberately accosted him and asked, "Young man, what are you doing in Africa? You won't go alone, right?"
"How do you know I'm going to Africa?" Shen Yifan was a little nervous, could this guy be Sherlock Holmes?
The male passenger opened his mouth in surprise, looking incredulous, and then said slowly: "This plane doesn't stop halfway, everyone on board is going to Gambia, Africa." ”
Shen Yifan was also a little dumbfounded, how could he forget this stubble? It is impossible for an airplane to be the same as a train, stop when it arrives in a city, and let people get off the plane and get on the plane, he can only touch his head embarrassedly. Then he thought: It's so embarrassing anyway, just continue to ask, it's not a shame to take a plane for the first time, who hasn't had a first!
So he asked, "Uncle, where is this parachute hidden?" I want to take it out and study it first. ”
The male passenger felt that he was really lucky today, and it would be very fun to meet such a superb white, and he told Shen Yifan that there was no parachute on the plane, because in the event of an accident, ordinary passengers would definitely die if they had a parachute, so there was no need to put it.
Shen Yifan felt that this was very unreasonable, without a parachute, he would definitely die, and with a parachute, maybe someone who was brave enough to survive would be able to give people this right.
The two were chatting there, Shen Yifan knew that the other party's surname was Yu and was doing trade business in Gambia, and he only told the other party that he was here to find relatives.
With such a veteran who often flies by his side, Shen Yifan is a lot more relaxed, and he can do everything according to him.
At this time, the flight attendants began to serve the passengers.
There are a lot of flight attendants in the first class, and they are all young and beautiful, after all, this is an international flight, which is even higher than a domestic flight.
Each flight attendant in the first class only needs to serve a few passengers, and the attitude is not ordinarily good.
Shen Yifan looked at the stewardesses wearing red tight uniforms, short skirts and black stockings, and couldn't help but move, their white necks were still tied with red silk scarves, and their faces were wearing light makeup, which made them even more charming.
He couldn't help but think that Masako also bought a flight attendant uniform, but unfortunately she didn't have time to let her wear it to show herself, and she must let her wear a flight attendant costume to have a good time playing the role-playing game when she goes back this time!
In the future, if you have money, you have to buy a private jet, and let your wives wear flight attendant uniforms to serve themselves on the plane, wouldn't it be fun?
Seeing Shen Yifan staring at the flight attendant's imaginary appearance, Uncle Yu suddenly had an idea in his heart, so he approached Shen Yifan and said softly: "Tell you an unspoken rule in the industry, the flight attendant's fart can't be touched three times." ”
"Hmm, what do you mean? That is, you can touch it twice? Wouldn't it?" Shen Yifan felt that his three views were a little collapsed, it turned out that there was still this benefit of taking a plane? No wonder the ticket is so expensive, no matter how expensive it is, it is worth it!
At this moment, the innocent stewardess who served Shen Yifan came over and said gently, "Please fasten your seat belt." When the stewardess smiled, her big eyes were bent into crescent moons, which was particularly moving.
Shen Yifan panicked all of a sudden, and hurriedly took out the seat belt, but he couldn't get it right. He rarely wears a seatbelt when driving, let alone the rest of the time, so he doesn't understand how to use it at all.
The flight attendant looked at Shen Yifan's panicked appearance, leaned over, and helped Shen Yifan tie it with her own hands.
When she bent down, her chest looked even fuller, and the buttocks in the short skirt were wrapped in a round and straight Ah Qiao, seeing Shen Yifan's drool, as a faint body fragrance on the stewardess's body wafted into Shen Yifan's nose, he couldn't stand it anymore, and pressed a hand on the stewardess's round buttocks.
The stewardess said "Ah!" softly, and looked at Shen Yifan with a little reproach, her fair face turned red, Shen Yifan was very surprised, and said that he couldn't touch it three times? Why is this stewardess so excited?
But he was still very sorry, this was not sexual harassment, if someone harassed his own women so much, he would definitely be angry and cut off the other party's hands, and now it was really wrong for him to do this, so he said apologetically, "Yes, I'm sorry, I was careless." ”
The flight attendant didn't continue to get angry, but just glanced at Shen Yifan shyly, blushed and continued to check other people's seat belts, this time it's Uncle Yu's turn to not understand, is it true that the legendary flight attendant can't touch it three times? It doesn't matter if you touch it twice? Damn, how many opportunities did I miss to enjoy before?!
It's a pity that his seat belt is already fastened, and he can't let that cute and innocent flight attendant serve him, so he can only wait for other opportunities.
Soon, the plane began to move, and after driving to the runway for take-off, the speed of the plane became faster and faster, and the feeling of pushing back made Shen Yifan very satisfied, but he was also a racing driver now, and the speed of two or three hundred yards was nothing to him.
Then, the plane began to take off, the feeling of weightlessness made Shen Yifan a little panicked, and the fuselage sometimes trembled, he had to silently pray that the plane would not have an accident, he couldn't die now, a bunch of women were waiting for him to raise.
His nervous appearance made Uncle Yu next to him only feel funny, he was afraid of taking a plane at a young age, he comforted and said: "Relax, the plane is actually the safest means of transportation, and the probability of a crash is much smaller than that of trains, ships, and cars." ”
"But if something happens, you'll die. Shen Yifan said a little panicked.
"That's right, so there's no need to panic, everyone is fine if there is no problem, and everyone is dead if there is a problem, so there is nothing to worry about. Uncle Yu continued to promote his fallacies.
The first-class service is really not ordinarily good, the flight attendant who was touched by Shen Yifan saw that Shen Yifan was taking a plane for the first time, and was a little nervous, so she specially came forward to comfort him in a whisper, which made him very moved, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many women around him, he would have the idea of chasing her to his hands.
After the plane began to fly smoothly, the flight attendants came over to distribute drinks again, and the flight attendant came to Shen Yifan with a small cart and asked him gently: "Sir, what do you want?"
Shen Yifan looked at the dazzling array of drinks on the cart, and asked weakly: "How much is a bottle of Coke?" He knew that the price at the airport was much more expensive than outside, and the price would be several times higher on the plane?
Uncle Yu next to him squirted out of his saliva, and the stewardess also smiled and said, "Sir, the drink is free." ”
"Oh, really? It's a bargain, haha. Shen Yifan said with an embarrassed smile.
"Do you want Coke?" asked the flight attendant.
Shen Yifan nodded, since it is free, if you don't drink it for nothing, you won't drink it.
Uncle Yu next to him looked familiar, snapped his fingers, and said to the flight attendant: "Champagne, thank you." ”
The flight attendant poured drinks for the two of them and continued to serve the next row of passengers.